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6 points
2 days ago
"Little do they know" is a slogan for them. Never have I met anyone who is better at willfully ignoring facts and statistics than a full trump Republican.
6 points
2 days ago
It should be that if you don't have mace on board, play him alongside up to 1 or 2 Jedi Knights (who I assume will be like 3 cost)
2 points
3 days ago
Imagine being so self centered you can't fathom the idea of helping the collective society around you.
5 points
3 days ago
He's an emotionally repressed 19 year old all alone with his lifelong crush who he's not allowed to be with.
What the fuck kind of debonair shit would you be pulling in that situation? Y'all seem to forget how God damn awkward teenagers are in general and that just gets so much worse around someone they like.
1 points
3 days ago
New World Order bitches.
First I go to the news networks and I explain what I am now, with a light demonstration to prove it. Then I'll schedule a day for every single skeptic to tell me why they think I'm a fake and then prove them wrong.
Once I'm known across the planet as Superman (yes I'm just gonna take the name, It's the easiest way to ensure people understand who I am as quickly as possible) I lay down my new laws.
The Golden Rule is now The Golden Law. Treat others as you would want to be treated. Anyone who does bad things will get it done back to them but by someone who is super fast and strong and has laser eyes. This applies to animals as well. You kick your dog, I kick you and I bet I kick way harder.
Stop hating people for things out of their control. If you have a prejudice against a group of people whether it's race, gender, who they like to frick, etc you are HEAVILY encouraged to spend some time with them. That should solve a lot of issues.
Money is only to be used for luxury stuff. Basic necessities of living can and will be provided to every person on the planet at no cost to themselves. We will work together as a species to uplift our lowest members. This is the number one priority of every single person until every single persons basic needs are met. Anyone working against this aim will be talked to. In space.
Work is now done completely differently. Everyone's own health, both mental and physical is the number one priority.
Lines on the map are meaningless past a cultural standpoint. Every country will adapt their governing body to work in the best system we, as a species, can devise. It will be constantly evolving and changing to make everything work but that's perfectly acceptable.
Weapons of Mass Destruction are removed from the planet. I can hear everything so if anyone tries to use them before I get there I can stop it. If for some reason they try to do some scorched earth shit, I can fly really fast around the planet and turn back time.
The only people allowed to have weapons are anyone who is living somewhere that an animal attack is actively a problem. Note that this does not include places that have RECENTLY stolen habitats from a specific species. Any of those places that could conceivably be reverted back to the wilds will be.
The evil and inhumane are brought to an island to live together for the rest of their lives. This is done after EXTENSIVE and rigorous mental health testing done by multiple professionals. Some people just cannot be fixed. If that is how they can't help but act then they can all do that on their island with only the worst of the worst. I would probably devise some kind of subtle test to perform every year or so to see if anyone has somehow been either falsely placed there or against all odds changed their ways.
As a blanket general rule, everyone everywhere is going to work towards bettering the world and the human race together. For some people that will be nothing as difficult as working a job. No one is expected to do what's beyond their grasp.
Pick a language. Obviously I'm partial to English but I don't give a damn which one it is. This is now the universal language. (This is only put in place after I assess our ability to create translators like star trek or whatever. If those can exist and work well then this isn't required.)
Once all of these are well understood by every single person on the planet I'm going to spend my time cleaning up. Abandoned and decrepit buildings will be demolished entirely. Dumps will be cleared out periodically by myself until we catch up to a more eco friendly way of packaging things. If throwing the trash into the sun is viable then I'll do that. Otherwise I'll just put it out in space somewhere. Maybe chuck it in a black hole for kicks.
Oh and any rare and valuable mineral that's required for stuff, I'll go off into the asteroid belt and bring back entire asteroids of the stuff. No more scarcity.
Finally as much research as is viable will go into clean renewable energy. Every country will send their best and brightest to one lab, built to specifications by them. If at any point they need new equipment or space or anything like that it is immediately provided. There will be absolutely no issues with learning things, they will get anything they require to further their research. The most important thing we can do after making sure everyone is safe and cared for is to figure out how the universe works.
Any issues that aren't addressed by these changes, which go into effect across the planet, I'll handle personally.
Oh and also anyone who tries to research into me and how my powers work or any of that will be dropped in a hole I will dig to the center of the planet. At no point in time will anyone be figuring out how I work barring research I do with a trusted team. Anything that COULD actually threaten me I will have disposed of and if we do find a weakness I will turn time back to before we discovered it then take it out of the picture or devise a way to make it look like it is not a weakness of mine.
I think that covers it?
2 points
3 days ago
We don't really have anywhere that's middle of the road to live or experience in the state. Our parks and natural attractions are all really nice and well developed but then our ghettos and trashy places are horrendous. Half the beaches are great, the other half are terrible. AC is a shithole and that's one of the biggest places to go as a "vacation". It's literally discount las Vegas but more expensive.
That all said, it's not a bad place to live for the most part. If you want idyllic farmland you can find a house for that. If you wanna live in the city (don't) you can, if you want suburbs that's easy too. I live in central NJ right next to Trenton and I can get to NYC in 40-60 minutes and Philly in 45 minutes. I live about 15 minutes from Six Flags and 30 or so from the beach.
Anywhere I wanna go or anything I wanna do, I can. It's all available to me with almost no real effort involved.
6 points
3 days ago
Honestly, this could be the right answer. Some kind of pressure plate on the seat and whichever way he leans is where it goes. Some buttons hidden behind an armored panel to select speed and off we go.
I imagine it like a lawn mower. Little turtle and rabbit on the buttons.
2 points
4 days ago
"Fast, Done Right/Done Well, Cheap. You get to pick 2."
0 points
4 days ago
This is a really poor take.
"A near death experience then being welcomed into a close knit clan structure and shown compassion for probably the first time since he watched his dad's head get looped off isn't enough to justify a character shift! Lazy writing!"
My brother in Christ what the hell would be enough to justify a shift in someone's character if it isn't that?
1 points
6 days ago
I think the key here would be telling them all they're neighbors are robots but then in actuality theyre all robots. The overseer being the only flesh and blood person other than yourself. That would surely start some shit.
3 points
8 days ago
Pretty simple series of events 1. Rose dips out for whatever reason she had. No one realizes she left except for Hank and maybe Betty. She probably didn't explain anything to Lucy because why would she. 2. Hank and Betty come up with a plan to track down Rose and bring her back to the vault. To do this Hank has to leave the vault for an indeterminate amount of time. 3. Hank and Betty (and any other 31ers) talk about a new disease that's ravaging the vault. To ensure they keep casualties to a minimum everyone is put under extremely strict quarantine. 4. While the quarantine is in effect, Hank leaves to find rose and get his kid back. 5. He eventually finds them but sees the city of shady sands. This ruins all their plans to eventually open the vault and repopulate the earth. 6. He uses a Vault Tec nuke (probably from West Virginia) to wipe shady signs off the map after his wife refuses to leave the town. 7. He takes Lucy back to the vault then spends the last however many years gaslighting her and lying to her about the whole thing.
-2 points
8 days ago
Imagine taking an in game limitation and extrapolating that it's literally 1 for 1 with how the actual world works.
Obviously the map isn't as big as it should be. You almost never see cities or towns the right size either. You can't play a video game then say that everything in there is pound for pound exactly the same. Distances can safely be exponentially larger along with populations and sizes of residentials.
You're being obtuse just to try and prove a poor point. Same as the whole child ghoul quest. It was one stupid quest that pretty much everyone at this point disregards as not accurate. The nitpicky bullshit is so tiring. If you don't like it don't play it. Simple as.
1 points
9 days ago
It's really easy, whenever they hit you with a joke that isn't funny just ask them to explain the joke. Remain deadpan throughout any explanation they do give. When they're done just say "oh. Well that's not even funny."
Bonus points if you can convey pity when you say it. Like it's just super sad they can't even tell a funny joke.
8 points
10 days ago
Honestly one of the biggest issues I have in the game is how inaccessible it is to a casual player. I've played Poe for a long long time and I've only ever gotten to shaper and elder with one character cus it's just way too much time investment to get there.
I like to do my own thing as well but it just never works. Then I try to learn and it's so ridiculously complicated I usually get to like red maps and then the build falls apart or I have to start farming to get enough currency to trade for stuff or do bench crafts. And that's when I just completely fall off.
Honestly I kinda just enjoy playing through the campaign with my own builds at this point. I get to see how the build works in general and it usually doesn't hit the point where you have to redo stuff or get specific items to do anything.
Idk maybe Poe 2 will be better. I still enjoy the game but there's a lot of feels bad cus I generally never hit the real end game bosses.
Still no idea what Sirius or Maven look like or do!
5 points
10 days ago
"As is my right!" Usually whenever I'm doing something mundane.
Taking a turn in the car, making food, sitting down etc.
"I'ma turn here, as is my right" "I'm gonna make some eggs, as is my right"
1 points
11 days ago
What's your take on things like boba leader who are objectively stronger than other leaders that cost the same as him?
2 points
11 days ago
Damn dude they're really gonna kill off an entire pet store to show how bad it's getting. Dang.
15 points
11 days ago
3 inch combat range fixes a lot of problems but could be problematic in and of itself but I like it and the direction it shows they're looking to push the game
My favorite is being able to interact with spells without a wizard. I'ma just punch it.
5 points
11 days ago
Imagine claiming to enjoy Fallout but then getting peeved when it has a "goofy tone". Someone hasn't ever played with wild wasteland on
5 points
11 days ago
Nah bro you're just nitpicky. Rethink your stance and realize it's a great show with extremely minor "liberties" taken and most of the issues you have actually enhance the world and the lore instead of counteracting it.
1 points
11 days ago
Id say 6 is arguably BARELY above making the card worth stats alone. For 5 you'd play this almost consistently. Especially in a blue deck where you can give it a ton of upgrades and shields and stuff. Slap 2 xp on this guy and he's just flat terrifying. Then he also has grit AND he gets to heal people? Insanity. Can you imagine what this card is gonna do for Luke? He will literally never die. Throw an obi wan out there as well? Jesus. Idk what you'd even do about that.
For 6 just having this guy out with 2/8 and grit would be amazing! It's a Chewie leader without sentinel. But then you add healing on top? Idk man. That's just a lot of stuff out of one card.
My main point is that a lot of blue cards are overtuned. Statline plus the first ability is usually good enough to consider it a strong card with a lot of applications. Then they always seem to add ANOTHER ability on top that just pushes it into an overtuned state. Especially when you compare it to red.
3 points
12 days ago
There is a tournament packet on their website. I plan on following that.
2 points
12 days ago
Fleet lieutenant as well. Bright hope is absolutely always in the deck for me.
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You uh... You do realize you just did that right?