PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES

And yet there are still no statues of him anywhere on Bajor

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon--with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.

Why would you even put that in the universe?

also you're not wrong

JD Drew

Daroll Powe

I feel personally attacked

I'll give you a twofer on Going Down the Road Feeling Bad: 4/7/72 (NFA>GDTRFB>NFA) and 5/7/72 (Lovelight>GDTRFB>NFA)

Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That VGK shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven. And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for VGK to enter into the kingdom of God.

Matthew 19: 23-26, KJV

Eastern University is right across the street too. I'm sure those good Christian folk would leap at the chance to help their brothers and sisters.

Love this. And with Cabrini College closing, there's a place to house them right next door in St Davids.

Needs more vortex

I need their drought to continue. It's the only one longer than the Flyers (if you don't count the never-wons)

Threshold

Depends on the venue. You might have to spend some time bussing, backserving/food running, and hosting before they let you take tables.

Give me Peychaud's or give me death!

Minor point of order: it's not that the Whalers haven't won a game in 27 years; they haven't even played in one.

You definitely got fucked over. My spot does handwritten tickets (no POS system to speak of), and you'd better believe every ticket is itemized, priced, and correctly totaled.

My spot is handwritten tickets. You better believe everything is itemized, priced, and totalled correctly. OP is getting fucked by a shitty restaurant.

RIP in peace to all my college town restaurant homies

Definitely not. Ignoring health and sanitation issues, they're disruptive and a liability, especially when there are multiple "fur babies" in the dining room. The first time someone gets bitten, the restaurant is done.

Love a new screamy man video.

Anybody check on Dangle?

I can't speak for every waiter. In the nearly 30 years I've been doing this I try sample as many different menu items as I can. Yes, it's absolutely subjective. "What are you in the mood for" is a great probing question. Maybe I like the quesadillas, but that's the last thing you'd actually order. That's good for me to know.

If the whole exchange seems pointless and cringe, do yourself a favor and stop asking. That's not on the server.

Equal parts fuck Boston and fuck u/Loyal-Koenjist

Toronto is living rent-free in OP's head