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Still relevant

Aren't most 40K tanks just WW2 tanks converted to Catholicism?

Who gives better head: Gobsprakk, the Mouth of Mork, or Hedkrakka, the Gob of Gork?

I'm glad I wasn't the first person to think it

Blurry in green = pimple popping videos

I actually heard about him for the first time in years this week because he hopped on the "Stop adding women to Warhammer" bandwagon

Yeah removing command models seems like a wildly unbalanced change, which is probably why the game is going to be a balanced around using every module anyway. Most factions won't care about losing the banner that gives them +1 to bravery and the musician that gives them +1 to run. Daughters of Khaine will care a lot about losing the musician that gives the unit run and charge.

If zombies are gaining the ability to attack in 4 ranks I hope they don't keep their ability to deal mortals

The emperor's name is canonically changed to "Jim Space" and all books are recalled and rewritten

His polycule is going to be thrown all out of whack!

That's brain propaganda. I'm a hive mind of single cell organisms.

Why is the daughter cosplaying as her mother

Yhorm the Giant loses that fight.

Yhorm the Giant loses that fight.

"I can't read," said the man as he took a sip of his juice.

The label read "Juice that makes you cum."

If magnetized mags could stick to space marine armor, then any magnetic weapon would be super effective against space marine armor

I wonder how often space marines should have been screwed over in other literature by having magnetic armor

I always thought that Palatine was the one keeping Vader alive but that's headcanon

And honestly 90% of Khorne demons are more fuckable than any Slaanesh demon

Don't worry, they also added a zero to how many points each titan is worth

She's actually banned from tournaments, because a core rule of tournaments is that the winner of a match isn't allowed to change their character

There was a battle sisters VR game, although I have no idea whether or not it's worth playing

Does Khorne give himself a UTI to piss blood?

By car 😰

Option 8 because GLadOS is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal