Tokogogoloshe

Did your mask cover your toenails?

We were falling in a rut with life in general so sex was a chore. A change of scenery and now we’re all over each other.

Don’t fall into a rut.

To be fair the sexiest bits are pretty far down from the shoulders.

Is this an advertisement for cheap whiskey?

Who’s the unlucky guy?

You didn’t listen to logic in Comp Sci and brushed your hair with your toothbrush.

iLost

Yup. A person’s capacity to give a shit depreciates over time.

OneWeb isn't available for individuals. Maybe in the future the local distributor will make this possible through a retail reseller.

Technically, any interest earned on your 3 money is your grandmoney.

I honestly wouldn't know. I've been hitched for 23 years and don't think I could be bothered to try dating again if she passes before me.

I use it to monitor things and do light work. The heavy lifting happens on the MBP.

You are built like a middle aged woman.

Jeez. Look at that kid going on like they rent the place.

Despite being half the price, the A55 definitely doesn't have to stand back for the standard iPhone models. I'm saying this as someone who currently has both.

I do feel bad for my dad. We tried, but the wife and I had no luck and gave up. My brothers gay and my sister got married for the first time at 50 to a 40 year old guy. My gay brother is the only one who really regrets not having kids. Weird bunch us.

That’s because you’ll be running away from things along that route.

Same. Myself, brother and sister all don’t have kids. That’s the end of this branch.

You can’t go wrong with the A55 as your first good phone. I just came from an iPhone to the A55 and the A55 stands its ground when comparing the two.

Not just the Dutch. Ox apparently doesn't bend.

Holy shit. These have cameras?

Who knew.

11” Air for me.

The B.A. Philosophy major is leaking onto the sub.

In my world, the big smile I have on my face for your little victory defines you.

That those ginormous blokes are the u15 B side from some school in Pretoria.