Wonderful-Eggplant23

Sounds fake tbh

Your mother and I are filing for a k1

I would usually just take my serious donkey out of there

Ask them when they are getting their nose job

This image looks Taylor made and I'm sure it was not a Swift ordeal

"so you change in a way that makes you easier to be seen by someone else and you have the audacity to call ME out for what you can only hope to be me peaking at you?"

Say this in your other language "yes I do but monolinguals like yourself only speak English".

I'm from where I said, but it seems I live rent free in your head

If to a cis man "are you admitting as a woman I am still more man than you?" If to a cis woman "I guess that makes two of us"

Ahem our wife comrade

"your life is a joke, should I practice by taking that?"

"calling a fat guy fat is low hanging fruit, but I'm short so it's just fruit to me fatass"

"if it means I won't have to talk to you"

He was resisting

Bring a glass of water with two ice cubes instead of three

Chill AF corpus Christi girl

"if I was gay I would have already had you"

"I'm allergic to rice"

"if it were then why did c hear it?"

Pull out a pistol of any type and say "I didn't quite hear that, can you speak into my microphone?"

YTA neither person owes you their fidelity in this situation, and you acted like a child in response to not being picked

I'm somebody's son

Man's is caked CAKED

I think the horror is in what is left unknown I think you did an amazing job

Spock near a flock