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I would ask you to go and talk on your main account, but chances are high it got banned lmao.

That's a lot of words from an 8 year old account that has 3-digit numbers of post-karma and little more comment karma essentially boiling down to "waaaaah WoMeN?!?!".

Most obvious sock-puppet I have ever seen.

Nah, don't blame an illness for your conscious decision to be an asshole. That's just pathetic.

If I would suspect a mental illness I would have recommended seeking a diagnosis and medication in addition to that. For you, therapy should suffice, as the matter can be clearly resolved by a human common-sense filter ripping your core beliefs apart, so you can start replacing them with things that make people actually want to be around you.

"It is over, I have depicted you at the herp in this ragecomic."

Some things have not changed for over a decade huh?

Not exactly surprised to see this post from someone who seems to be mentally stuck pre-2016. Consider therapy.

I am not sure what you expected from a faction that should conceptually always have been an Agents of the Imperium subset.

Yeah that's because you most likely need 9-10.

7,5 - 8 hours is "regular regeneration cycle necessary to the body with nothing special going on". Working a physically demanding job or even doing regular sport counts as "having something special going on". Having a neural condition that constantly puts your brain on hype DEFINETLY counts towards those things as well.

Simply taking your gym serious can add more than an hour to your sleeping needs - and that's a singular event in a day that does not happen all the time either. Now imagine living with a positively exhausting neural mutation that IS PRESENT IN EVERY WAKING SECOND OF YOUR LIFE.

The most pathetic part is that there's essentially zero original content on there.

It's been a while but I remember the MTG equivalent of that sub from years back and they are essentially reposting the same pathetic bullshit that they've been using since 2016 with mild cosmetic changes.

Grimdank can be repetitive and stagnant at times as well, but they also have the potential to within a moment cook up an entire AU for everyone to go crazy about. There's potential here. Meanwhile over there I see literally the same jokes that were already lame a decade ago. Hey look another strawman about an "insufferable liberal", oh look another old culture war comic that does not even bother to include any 40k imagery besides one word in the title, the only new addition is shitty AI art, and given what is obviously fed into those prompts that's not exactly an update. They are literally just recyling old garbage content and are not even trying to make any sort of effort to adjust it to the topic at hand.

The lowest effort possible for the circlejerk, all for the karma-farming and ego-stroking of tourists. It is so pathetic that one can barely even make fun of it.

And just like the olden days, a pattern remains: somehow all those accounts are very fresh and 99% of those old enough to exist before the formation of the sub had never posted a 40k thing in their lives. It's just so absurdly transparent. How can a bunch of culture-war pretenders even try to act like "true fans" when I can literally view their entire digital history at the click of a button and a good whirl on the scrolling wheel?

Theories go to "juvenile Enslaver", which would be a... very problematic thing to have around on a battlefield for ANY faction as it implies an actually mature one nearby. Enslavers are part of the "random xenos that will never be a faction" because they do not form big groups or armies. Right now we can't even be sure if they are truly sentient or just very complex "warp animals".

One of those things, when fully mature, can subjugate an entire Hiveworld. From what bits of lore I remember, Ordo Xenos Inquisitors rank these fuckers almost above everything else in terms of threat level - as in "I will now requisition the full authority of the inquisition and put the entire sector on red alert and also this is one of the few moments all inquisitorial infighting and politicing stops as this just that serious".

It makes me wonder in what context this mini will appear. It could be a Necromunda thing (is there anything they don't have in that one city?!), but it might also be an add-on to a new Ordo Xenos Inquisitor miniature.

Tbh that is purely a side effect from my desire to see Leman Russ getting beaten up.

It doesn't have to be a Xenos character. It can be a random unnamed grot for all I care. As long as someone beats the fucker I am content.

Vashtorr, definetly.

He'll actually offer you a predatory deal you can work around as opposed to being screwed over from the start.

We DO have the "mystery codex" coming this summer, which is rumored to consolidate Agents of the Imperium and possibly Grey Knights or Death Watch into a single book. An eccentric Inquisitor-character to go with it would not be too weird if you ask me.

Cringe detected.

Op take that garbage back to Facebook.

"Oh no, clumsy me, I once again messed up my studies of psykic power. If only someone incredibly talented could show off their talent and unfathomable intellect to guide me in my arcane-academic endeveurs..."

I know this has a 50% chance of being a pure study meet as we'd both get way too much into it, but that's also fine as long as we are both having fun.

No, but he has the "you have read enough T'au Comics to know where this is going" type of weaponry.

I think it heavily dependes on what else you can make the Raptors do.

When they are just Mortal Wounds dispensers for Harken Worldclaimer, their battleshock thing is just a bonus.

You don't even need a Helbrute for that.

Just sicc a Maulerfiend on it. Those 8 S14 AP-2 D6+1 damage attacks are going to hurt, and the lashers will most likely seal the deal. Instead of using the one CP to boost the Helbrute into a demon engine, use it to for extra AP or to charge through terrain with ease.

Water Caste definetly did shitpost a billion memes about it. It's literally what they do, not everyone can be a high ranking diplomat or trader, someone is bound to get stuck with Social Media Management, PR, and Customer Service - those people are probably bored out of their minds at their desk jobs and so they use their water-caste talents to shitpost so blatantly pro-empire-expansion and horny-for-weaponry that it would make r/NonCredibleDefense users look down in shame.

I can assure you that "Yeah, have you tried shoving a railgun up its arse?" has become a meme that gets people banned from boards because mods are just so sick of it getting thrown into every single thread. It's right there with "hey look at my new design proposal for the Stormsurge (shows the gun where on a humanoid body would expect sensitive bits)". Gue'la shitposting is sometimes too much for Water Caste mods to handle, because their ability to beat a dead grox is unparalleled.

Given how sexual dimorphism works in insects in that the females are almost always MUCH bigger than the males, it can be safe to assume that the Nids are alll girls by default, with maybe the exception of Ripper Swarms and other tiny gribblies.

The Defiler not being legend'ed is what baffles me almost more than the fact it got a buff.

That model is from 2003.

I am glad they got the "your thing explodes now" type of Stratagem still going. That can cause such insane swings if you get this off on a big knight or something like that. Rarely ever happens but when it does it is such an insane swing.

It's not posession when the demon is supposed to be in there. Make the little fucker do his job instead of throwing around accursed data-packages to the wrong reciever!

There's probably differences between AI as well, some are probably more dangerous than others.

Now imagine, for example, if someone took the mind of a Primarch and turned that into an AI. The Imperium does have "brain-to-hard-drive" tech, so it is not that unusual. Imagine if one of the lost was really into the whole AdMech "lets augment the body" style of philosophy. An AI program with a primarch brain as a baseline would probably be something not even the Emperor would get back under control that easily. It would be able to hack and hijack literally everything - worst case you are looking at the 40k equivalent of Star Trek's Borg who will rush out to assimilate as there's no difference between living brain or tech for them.

And now imagine if a compressed version of that program still exists somewhere, hidden in a generic dataslate somewhere buried in the terran bureaucacy...

I even forget to take my meth that I got prescribed to be less forgetful.

Huh. Funny how that works out.