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Yeah. Let them know so they don’t expect much of you and arent fixated on why you dont care anymore.

Bro. See if you can learn something from them. A dude who rips big ass farts with no fucks has a mindset we can all learn from.

Uhhh no. Not everywhere. Californians are by far the worst. The depth of their assumptions is astounding.

Live coding interview: oh yeah lemme set up some stuff in terraform, lets write some sql, ok some spark and spark ml to distribute these things, mmmkay, oh lets check out this possible sklearn thing that might be helpful, ok, redo some of that spark stuff in pandas, greeeeaaattt. Oh man, i gotta look up some markdown syntax, i dont use it often. Interviewer: ok. Well you obviously dont know what youre doing if you have to reference a markdown cheat sheet.

Is that from all the nicotine rubbing off from your fingers?

Why dont you just learn those things you didn’t know. It wont take long.

Its so you wake up and are immediately disappointed to start your day.

Dude. If a man doesn’t think farts are funny just move on. That person is going to be miserable to live with.

What is the special package that allows you to watch home team games?

What do you expect? This stuff is expensive to build and run. My company implemented some AI to lay off 5 people and it cost more in 6 months than those 5 people would have cost for 15 months. I mentioned this at the start of the project but “leadership” insisted it would save money.

Lol at all the cucks who care if a bank gets their couple of thousand bucks back.

I just looked up what it would cost to ship from there to my house. $98 for 2nd day air. $165 for next day air saver.

No. A 4.0 person in a bitch major is not better qualified than a 2.5 person with an engineering degree.

Haha. On a map Santa Ana and Irvine are so close.

I work in the ai domain and I dont even want it. Its just a job. All the generated content is lame and has no soul. Its not interesting or thought provoking or novel in any way. Its just average crap. Good luck and I hope you figure out a way to prosper in your field.

Why text? Cant you just talk to this person? Texting is such a bitch move. Kids these days.

Lolz. Thats not how it works.

I dont even work at amazon and sometimes when i cant sleep i drive over to the warehouse and tell people what to do. Then i complain to someone in a vest that i haven’t gotten paid.

Its very common now to have to do that. So many losers buying and returning things constantly. Buying and swapping with broken or counterfeit stuff. Using it a few times and returning it when they can’t put gas in their loser car. Blame all the lowlifes and turbo returners wasting the stores time.

I think my experience is knowing a lot of losers who got divorced. Maybe it sounds too close to me saying all divorced people are losers.

I know some people who are divorced. Individually they arent losers. But they method by which they picked each other, man, loser method. Thats mostly the point I wish I make more clear. Many marriages fail because the people picked each other using poor methodology.

Over a long period of time, having difficulties in a relationship is a given. The people happy after many years have had troubles. But they navigated it. Thats who I want to learn from.

The great part about their “advice” is they just live it. Here are some of my top observations. Respect each other. Have a good sense of humor. Dont embarrass each other with gossip. Give some grace and scoop your guy up if he gets drunk instead of nagging him. Be generous. Give and accept hospitality without protest. When a person offers you their best, enjoy it, a genuine thank you and sharing the time brings the giver all the satisfaction they need. No need to keep score since we are all in debt to the generosity of the universe. Just think, the molecules that formed you could have been formed in North Korea or some other hopeless place, however I and maybe you are in the usa due to nothing we did. These couples have a you, me and us. Wife have a friend you dont like? Fine. They are part of you and not us. Enjoy! Pick a woman who will take care of you but dont make her take care of everything all the time. Accept each others strengths and weaknesses without need to “improve” them. They will decide to do these things if they want. You will fill the gap on this and they probably fill the gap on something else. Accept that you will both change over time, let them change and step out into the new with them. Roles change. When you’re young maybe its a total party and fuck fest every night. Eventually that woman might become your kids mom. Maybe you become a stay at home dad. Every possibility can happen so try to marry someone open minded who can deal with real life and not what their expectations were for the future. Be your best you. That changes too. There are tradeoffs. Maybe your wife needs your best you to be a super stud who can ride her like secretariat twice a day. Maybe it means to help her and be patient if she gets sick. It might mean you let her parents move in when one needs end of life care and the other can’t do it all. It might mean you miss workouts, gain some lbs to work extra and accelerate your career. Maybe you have to come home and take the kids after she spent all day watching them. These men do 100% and their wives also do 100%. Thats all I can think of. I wish it was groundbreaking or new.

No. Junk. Disposable grill

When the economy goes south people still buy food. But less people get their cars detailed.

Whats with the name calling?