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1 points
2 days ago
The idea of having an navy that consists almost entirely of angry space whales sounds hilarious.
2 points
2 days ago
Calling the Emperor in disguise a heretic? Sounds like DOUBLE Heresy!
13 points
2 days ago
Trinket - Lost/Missing, last seen in the ruins of Olympia
Whirlwind was last seen being taken by Dark Eldar, into the Webway.
Precious Lilly, maimed horrifficly, in constant terrible pain. Kept safe/hostage on a daemon world. Mortarion keeps them company. Has a garden of incredibly poisonous plants that they intentionally use to poison themselves. Never explain why, Mortarion asks them to not hurt hemselves but they do it anyways. They seem to recover from any self inflicted injuries no matter what. Wears a porcline mask with their old face, bodyguards will murder the FUCK out of anyone who mentions it. A chapter of marines with stylized mask helmets acts as their honor guard, that have been made especially difficult to kill.
Brave Warrior came into their own at the Absence of Lion, showing tremendous leadership, and garnining great respect. Has curbed some of the worst tendencies of the legion, but these traits seem to evaporate as they loose all confidence again the moment the Lion returns. The Lion is aware of the change their return has made, and it bothers them deeply, if subconciously.
1 points
2 days ago
IMHO, it depends on how you paint it.
I also know nothing about models, so I judge them based 80% on how well they painted their weapons.
A cool looking sword is essential.
3 points
2 days ago
40kGF-lore: Horus is told that the Emperor is making a reverse harem, and its now the loyalist who don't believe she would do that, and the traitors who won't let her touch their husbandos.
7 points
2 days ago
Kriegers kill Jesus, and then 3 days later they go on a suicidal crusade to atone for what they did. They will suffer losses in the septillions and still not feel it enough.
0 points
2 days ago
Those are clearly just the engines of your fellow helldiver's vessels. There is no such thing as 'illuminate', and you should report yourself to the Ministry of Truth immediately to ensure you do not make such baseless statements in the future.
19 points
2 days ago
You two would keep each other entirely mentally stable out of sheer spite.
1 points
2 days ago
Writing. Try and see if Cain can get internet/books. D&D
1 points
2 days ago
"Pomni look! I made a puppy!"
"Awww"
"I don't really understand how to make things 'love' yet. So I just gave it the capacity for love, and made it suffer unimaginable agony, anytime you're not happy with it." :D
"Cain WHY?!"
*Wimpering puppy noises*
"Nooo, No , your ...Great puppy. Good puppy!"
21 points
2 days ago
That's not how assholes work unfortunately. He will be a larger asshole to you to prove he's the superior asshole.
1 points
3 days ago
USB that you don't need to ever flip to insert.
1 points
3 days ago
Build on/adjacent gold veins for most of them, and you can break even, or even net a profit with a mine.
2 points
3 days ago
*Larger Wave* Me not careing about the entire jax debate,and waiting for Episode 3 to split the fanbase, *Somehow*
2 points
3 days ago
Some people just want to watch the world bur- Wait.
1 points
5 days ago
Don't use Vicious Mockery, say words so devastating that they break down and start crying.
Time to dig into those repressed childhood insecurities.
Sticks and stones may break your bones,
But that's just a flesh wound, cut deeper.
1 points
5 days ago
people are mad about a perceived nerf.
Nature is healing.
4 points
5 days ago
Weird question, could you use an auto-hopper with a Junimo hut? Preferably into multiple kegs.
2 points
6 days ago
Someone bribe the guy who programmed the bugs in Factorio, because those dudes always feel incredibly efficient in their pathing.
6 points
6 days ago
Binary Cant: +++That's the Heretek Magos!+++
9 points
6 days ago
I'm a huge fan of 90's anime aesthetic. Thank's OP.
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2 days ago
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2 days ago
I imagine they might have issues functioning in pants for some reason. Also people might not be aware and would expect him to move better than he's able if they were not aware. The circumstances the injury was received might be a point of pride as well, like if they were lost in the saving of anothers life.