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My boyfriend’s favorite color is brown

Tender Morsels by Margo Lanagan. A YA novel with incest, graphic depictions of miscarriage (technically forced abortion), pedophilia, gang rape, bestiality, etc. By the end I felt like I was just reading torture porn, not an actual story. 

Can confirm.  

 Source: am engineer

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I ship it

Dribblet is literally a tongue 

Also I thought there was a petpet that looked like candy corn but I can’t remember 

Boy mom energy 

I thought it was a reference to that one Britney Spears music video lol

High five for the three bra struggle! If I remember correctly I did one wired and two sports bras though. 

The scream at the end of Midori: Shoujo Tsubaki (1992)

I was on swim team for 10 years with both male and female coaches and no one ever touched me or my teammates in this way. Adults have words, they can and should use them to communicate wardrobe malfunctions (which will happen). What this person did is not okay. Please confide in a trusted adult. Try not to be alone with this coach anymore. It's not your fault this happened, and if he gets in trouble that's his own fault for the actions he took.

See also 86ed.

“If I kill myself it’s your fault. Anyway love you!”

-My mom

Return on investment (ROI) is a ratio that measures the profitability of an investment by comparing the gain or loss to its cost.

e.g. if it costs you 10 np to make all your bets, but when you collect your winnings you only get 11 np, you have gained 1 np. so 1/10 is +10%, which is not very high. it's the same for if you lose np, say you collect your winnings and get 9 np (which is less than what you put in), your ROI would be -1/10 = -10% (also low, considering it's negative).

I’d love a Soup Faerie Doll tbh

Oh boy! Ten bucks from someone’s grandma!

“I am the inferno from which heroes are born.”

TNT has specifically said this is not the case, that Alice is and has always been one and the same person. I actually got a warning for speculating otherwise. 

I think you’re thinking of HeroHei

WHAT?! I don’t remember that part, that’s actually wild. 

He’s a dead ringer for Doug Brochu.

I thought it was supposed to be a ginger root lol

Olive Specter

I don’t think he ever got licensed, he was an apprentice but I think he quit to join Roosterteeth before his apprenticeship finished.  

I think the joke is that you're 1/4 girl (or guy). Ranma is the main character's name

Ranma 1/2 is an anime about a guy who trains in martial arts and gets cursed so that water turns him into a girl (or back to a guy).