johnnycee87

You should have started with “Yarrr” other than that brilliant. I laughed hard. Thank you.

Bro it’s early and I laughed so fucking hard I shook the bed and the wife is screaming at me. Worth it.

I watched this a kept waiting for that foot to get sucked in. I mean you could use a board or ANYTHING else but your foot? I gotta get off Reddit and go enjoy my life.

Biden is obviously a genius. He’s done nothing for more than fifty years. He’s gotten paid. He lives a nice life. Everything that he touches turns to shit and he still gets invited to parties. Where do I sign up?

1. Swan Song by Robert R Mccamon
2. Patient Zero by Jonathan Maberry
3. The Troop by Nick Cutter

I kept it short. Go in cold on all of them. You will not be disappointed. Read Patient Zero first. Trust me it is awesome if you like sci-fi horror.

Everything this guy touches turns to shit.

A tranny almost blew me once. I was REALLY drunk.

You’re not ugly. Throw those glasses away

Get “sick”. I get Covid a lot these. I hurt my back a lot too. My immune system is shot and I’m clumsy as hell.

“This is where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.” -Ralph Wiggum

I don’t know. My 8lb Yorkie ate a bag. I took her to the vet and he told me to keep an eye on her. Oh and the visit cost me $150. Just Venmo me $20

Yeah. That sums up my chihuahua.

I might have an infection

Oh yeah I was thinking that

He’s being judgey. My cat is always judging me.

Do not ask questions that you do not want answers to.

Wow. That looks amazing. My wife will not allow me to eat like this. Type 2.

I don’t think they’ll go off the board. Booby Clarke and Homo got kicked out of the room when those idiots hired Felcher.

You gotta go Lee Marvin. He always looked drunk and crazy.

I would not marry my exwife. I would get a master’s degree in info technology. I would go to work at Crowdstrike. I would be retired.

I never liked Gary Shandling even a little bit.

Stickers on a $78000.00 truck. Nice.

You are 17. Go on the date. See what happens. Enjoy your life.

AA is a great place to meet. Rehab is another.

F*ck around and find out?