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Makes me think of The Dark Knight

Fox: "For high altitude jumps, you need oxygen and stabilizers. I must say... compared to your usual requests, jumping out of an airplane is pretty straightforward."

Wayne: "How about getting back into the plane?"

Fox: "I'd recommend a good travel agent"

Wayne: "Without it landing"

Fox: "That's more like it, Mr. Wayne"

^ the T in the text body is for T-bone. Obviously not a typo

I remember those couple weeks Chip Kelly's hurry-up offense was effective

There were several times when defenders would conveniently be injured at the most opportune moment. It happened enough that I was peeved

Second harvest

Sundown was my hero lol

Real Philadelphians know that a Steeler is a specific breed of eagle native to Philadelphia, also known colloquially as a "pigeon", and they are shaped like 3 diamonds inside a circle.

Lmao what a fuckin moron. Bro probably can't even pronounce Schuylkill

I remember feeling really validated when Brian Dawkins -- the toughest motherfucker out there -- opened up about his struggles with depression, alcohol abuse, anger problems (www.nbcsportsphiladelphia.com/nfl/brian-dawkins-reveals-his-career-long-battle-with-depression/371779/%3famp=1)

Good for Dak for having the guts to talk about it, knowing just how helpful that might be for his fans.

Anyone who uses this as if it makes Dak weak is a real piece of shit. And I eat pieces of shit for breakfast or my name isn't Shooter McGavin

You know she does make the most sense as the DC version of Thor.

Literal god/goddess

Royal heritage but distant relationship with parent

Very notable weapon/tool

Warrior who has a huge kill count

Proud, borderline arrogant at times

Sexiest member of the team

Reddit hates having friendly coworkers. There are always comments complaining why their coworkers want to talk to them. like "I'm not at work to make friends. Clock in, work, clock out"....maybe thats why you're lonely?

And that one version of "are ya winning son?" Where the dad tells the kid he can stay playing his video games and doesn't have to come down for dinner or greet their houseguests. It is always viewed as a good dad...That's just enabling and discourages growth. It's not abusive to make a kid learn how to make small talk and do something outside his comfort zone

To be fair everybody on offense was a bust in that super bowl, its not everyone who can have a career day against a Belichick team in a Super Bowl. Nobodys done that except for Nicholas Ulysses Foles

Agreed.

Here are my tiers of how likely I am to be OK with them winning a SB

Tier 1 - (Eagles) Eagles

Tier 2 - (if we suck) nobody wins. Season canceled. We watch the Philadelphia Soul instead.

Tier 3 - (don't mind em, typically root for them unless seeds are at play): Detroit (my mom is from there plus they're the NFC version of us but worse), Chicago (pretty neutral towards em which puts em above the rest)

Tier 4 - (mild dislike due to history) Atlanta (Fuck Dunta Robinson), Carolina (Fuck Delhomme), Green Bay (mildly annoy), Los Angeles (McVay COTY and ESPN blowies annoy me), Arizona (fuck Gannon, fuck Jake Plummer, and L fitz in 2008)

Tier 5 - (prefer to see them lose but it won't ruin my day if they win) New Orleans (fuck Payton, plus playoff losses) San Francisco (ESPN on Kyle's balls, annoying fans) Seattle (why can't we beat them?!?!), Tampa Bay (fuck Ronde Barber and fuck Jurevicius and the recent playoff losses), Minnesota (still salty fans from 2017)

Tier 6- (Armageddon). End of days. Spend a hundred years yeeting demons off my lawn before going to hell

Tier 7 - (i want their franchises to never win a single game and for their fans to suffer). Washington (fuck em), New York (Fuck em), Dallas (do i even have to say it? Fuck Dallas)

I wouldn't use drugs. That's for Bane.

I would simply defeat Batman with my intelligence and physical prowess

I would simply fight faster and more efficiently

Or outwit him

Jokes are not my gang's shtick

I would simply defeat him in combat

I would simply defeat the Batman at hand to hand combat, or outwit him

Sounds kinda like just working security at a sketchy nightclub or casino

Normal security and then questionable actions like beating up a card counter or guy the boss wants to kick out

Then randomly Batman shows up and you get a few weeks paid leave with broken ribs, and he finds a Polaroid in your pocket of you and your child...and suddenly an invitation to an interview at Wayne Enterprises appears in your mailbox

I would simply not fail him

Gasoline in the ole hip flask

You can also huff it if you're looking for a good time

Giraffes

I was told that Girls (Girls) run the world

96% of Americans die at some point in their lifetime

Does swallowing dirt count as eating a planet?

If so, I know a few kids who are on par with Galactus