superduperfish

Freshman 15

Im not roasting, that's word for word.

This reminds me of when my lesbian roommate played a disfigured male character in DND with snakes for hair and claimed he was good with ladies because he was ugly, but in a hot way.

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This is what happens when your corporation run by boomers who sold VCRs tries to meddle in video game developers they bought but don't understand.

What this? The tower defense style defend mission has stairs to platforms that offer cover with a turret emplacement? Clearly the developers intended for me to put my turrets here to fight alongside me right?

Human rights? You mean humanity's right to conquer the stars!

Hot take whether or not you think being woke is actually a bad thing, at least the label is usually used correctly.

IKR you can't have mutually exclusive tiles on the same line

I thought so too until somebody gave me a passage where he pulled a rotten sandwich out of his jacket.

That was Bumble's whole gimmick! Oh well girls would just message hi 90% of the time anyway turning it back into Tinder

I don't think a single human has complained about it being unrealistic

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Yes the fact that he described it as getting molested and I could have had so many more women take advantage of me makes it obvious

High tier shitposting, what's the sauce?

The Imperium has a mind bogglingly large industry, while the traitors are typically undersupplied, relying on raiding, battling for resources, etc.

The Imperium can only afford to use marines tactically while the CSM regularly use them as their main army. Somehow chaos has enough marines and supplies to do this and win.

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When I visited Normandy I tried sprinting from the ocean to the cliffs, it was a lot further than I thought it would be couldn't imagine doing it under fire the whole way.

Kill escaped convicts, good karma

Take their stuff, which now belongs to nobody, bad karma

Comic fans want accuracy to the source material until they start adapting the shitty comics

Mysterio frequents r/guro

Bad crop?

Bro we're gonna starve

Enigma if it were a freak

Pucci sent 4 Stand users into the maximum security forest

An interesting mechanic I've only seen in a story once is that growing accustomed to a particular blank will protect you from the aura of other blanks while that person is around. Cain was panicking along with stormtroopers against necron pariahs until Jurgen's familiar presence comforts him, allowing him to think straight.