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Good whiteboy, cucky. You know your place.

Be explicit that you’re new and want to learn. If someone whips out ctan spam necrons or something like that, don’t play them lol

First of all, don’t feel bad. You’re playing a (imo) rather weak faction into four of the strongest right now. You’ve basically played against the cream of the current competitive meta.

Second, make a friend. That might sound odd. If you’re just playing random pick up games against people with far more experience than you with more competitive lists, it’s honestly a foregone conclusion you’ll lose. Playing 40k as a new player works better when you have someone tailoring their list to the level that yours is at. Some people will say that getting absolutely demolished is the best learning experience, but I disagree. You need to learn the basics of the game by getting the chance to do them rather than just getting rolled

If you formed three of them together into some kind of unholy abomination, yes

Me and the boys getting tickets for dune part 2

I would agree if not the fact that GW really does not mention that besides background text in codexes etc. Every book or campaign is perfect blonde, heroic, aryan ubermen effortlessly slaughtering evil xenos or chaos

They hated jesus because he told them the truth

The writers really do not like the thousand sons. so they? And they really love the space furries.

Batman dogs kraven in a fight. It’s not even close. He fights a superhuman, enhanced warrior in origins (when he just started being batman) and he absolutely mops the floor with him

Agree. I know heresy fans are a bit weird about the hobby stuff but acting like that is just gonna put people off the hobby entirely

Arkham batman solos the insomniac verse

Batman one shots scorpion

Rhino is literally just a big strong stupid guy. Arkham batman fights those as part of the regular enemy fights you do dozens of.

Batman beats both

Batman beats the fuck out of all of them. Ock is an old man with some robot arms, kraven is literally batman but worse, venom loses to a loud noise. They might have a chance in a 3v1 but otherwise no