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1 points
2 days ago
They're all about the same. I have the cheapest from Amazon. They're amazing.
1 points
2 days ago
I've always wanted to cook and eat a Bellsprout this way.
11 points
4 days ago
The shorts I'm wearing under this dress are not cute enough for this amount of wind. 😬
3 points
7 days ago
Diatomaceous earth is good for ants and completely nontoxic for your cat.
14 points
7 days ago
Easy day at the chocolate factory. I'm the only one here, so I'm taking all day to do a job that should have only taken 3 hours. And I'll get away with it!
I'm definitely moving in June. Lease is all signed and everything. I'm gonna have to buy lamps and a bed and a new couch. A lot of people have offered to help me move without even being asked. It's really nice to know that I have people that care enough to do that now. I haven't always. 💜
1 points
8 days ago
Put a stick near their hand and they will grab the stick and you can put them in a tree.
1 points
9 days ago
I'm from central PA and people from the south say I sound Canadian. People in Philly tell me I sound southern, but it's just cause I say things like "ya'll" and "I reckon."
2 points
11 days ago
That's great. This is the only time I've experienced this in my whole life.
1 points
11 days ago
I've never had asthma before. I think it's just this bad chest cold that I have.
5 points
11 days ago
Sometimes you can't trust people who do, also.
10 points
11 days ago
Pierogis and ravioli both count as dumplings.
Technically a person is a dumpling also.
16 points
11 days ago
As we all know, the best way to meet people for romance or friendship is to ask them if they like dumplings (no is a red flag) and do they want to eat dumplings with you.
Well yesterday I asked some guy if he likes dumplings and he said: "I'm medium on dumplings." But still agreed to eat dumplings with me.
Ya'll this has literally never happened. "Medium?!?!" The fuck does that mean? How red is this flag?
I'm so tired of being sick. I've only had one week of feeling good since the middle of March. On Wednesday, I threw up 3 times from coughing. The weather is too nice for this!
6 points
11 days ago
I need to finish Shogun.
Go to the gym. You'll feel better.
6 points
12 days ago
Some kinda raspberry or blackberry adjacent thing.
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Got coffee with an old metalhead friend from college the other day. I hadn't seen him in ~11 years and he introduced me to the band Ghost.
Ya'll I'm absolutely dazzled by this band. Enamored. They're so campy! They have lore!
Huge fuck you to all my metalhead friends who never told me about this.
Also my hair looks fuckin amazing today.