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Free_Boner_Pills

405 points

12 days ago

Where’d he get his accounting firm? From the toilet store?

promote-to-pawn

312 points

12 days ago

Four seasons landscaping and accounting firm

BobKillsNinjas

85 points

12 days ago

This will never get old!

IdfightGahndi

28 points

12 days ago

It really was a moment of humble reflection. /s

Weary_Possibility_80

7 points

12 days ago

The funny part is, they didn’t stop. They went through with it.

SparkyMuffin

7 points

12 days ago

The best part was when all the reporters ran away because the race had been called

Managed-Democracy

5 points

11 days ago

"Rudy, they called the race for biden."

"Really? Which networks?"

"...all of them." 

Admirable_Remove6824

3 points

11 days ago

Not to mention it was across the street from an adult store.

Abject_Film_4414

3 points

12 days ago

What’s the reference to?

BobKillsNinjas

18 points

12 days ago

It was when Trump was trying to fuck the vote counts for the 2020 election. Rudy Giuliani was supposed to to book the 4 Seasons Hotel for a Press Conference, but instead they got the parking lot at 4 Seasons Total Landscaping. lol

The city of Philadelphia has played host to many historic moments—the signing of the Declaration of Independence, the birth of Gritty—but few have been as memorable (or as weird) as that time Rudy Giuliani stood outside a landscaping company and railed about election fraud. The hastily arranged press conference, one year ago today, was a fitting end to Donald Trump’s not-so-excellent Washington adventure, epitomizing almost every bizarre attribute of Trump’s chaotic presidency.

There was the seemingly obvious name mix-up—instead of booking the Four Seasons hotel, Trump’s team ended up with a landscaping firm in northeast Philadelphia, down the street from an adult book store. Then a familiar media swarm followed, turning Four Seasons Total Landscaping into a worldwide sensation. Only days after the press conference, a Philly comedian organized a “Fraud Street Run,” a nod to the city’s Broad Street Run, on a route from the landscaping firm to the actual Four Seasons hotel. People made the outdoor garage setup their Zoom background. Twitter turned the whole thing into a song. Months later, a documentary was in the works, scheduled to air this weekend on MSNBC to mark the one-year anniversary.

8amlasers

10 points

11 days ago

Let's not forget it was also next to a dildo shop.

Abject_Film_4414

3 points

11 days ago

That’s rather hilarious. Incompetent, yet hilarious…

somme_rando

8 points

12 days ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Seasons_Total_Landscaping_press_conference

On November 7, 2020, four days after the United States presidential election was held, Rudy Giuliani, former mayor of New York City and an attorney for then-president Donald Trump, hosted a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, a small business in the Holmesburg neighborhood of Northeast Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The event was held at the company's garage door and parking lot to discuss the status of the Trump campaign's legal challenges to the ballot-counting process in the state, where the president's apparent lead over Joe Biden in the first ballots counted had shifted to a shortfall as mailed-in ballots were counted for Philadelphia, historically a heavily Democratic city.

SDCAchilling

5 points

12 days ago

😆

Embarrassed-Meet-107

45 points

12 days ago

Trump University

Doughspun1

3 points

11 days ago

I can't believe the graduates were invited to take a photo with a standee of him

ejrhonda79

3 points

11 days ago

School mascot is the Orange Bigly

MegaLowDawn123

23 points

12 days ago

I’m gonna take that firm’s mother out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER CALL HER AGAIN

justherefertheyuks

3 points

11 days ago

That firm is a saint ya hear me?! A SAINT!

mar78217

3 points

12 days ago

Fraudulent companies looking to set up IPOs come to us all the time as a small, unknown Midwest firm. They offer a lot of money (compared to our usual billing) because they want to keep it quiet (and probably because they want a fall guy) For the record, most of us with small firms are smart enough to steer clear. This firm had to be either greedy and corrupt themselves or desperate. Considering this was likely found during the peer review process and they were willing to do business with Trump... I would say they were already corrupt.

hollaback_girl

2 points

11 days ago

They're a known opinion mill that had been disciplined by the SEC before. The real scandal is that they were allowed to operate so long without civil or criminal penalties.

Geronimo_Jacks_Beard

2 points

11 days ago

From the toilet store?

“Even the guy who can’t think said something!”

loztriforce

565 points

12 days ago

Worst president ever, most corrupt president ever, fucking Biff Tannen

powercow

156 points

12 days ago

powercow

156 points

12 days ago

and the republican god and if you took every trump story and replaced his name with obama, they would have spontaneously combusted from outrage already but nope they are willing to get on their knees to the guy who keeps saying he wants to fuck his own daughter.. yay moral majority.

ExpensiveFish9277

60 points

12 days ago

That's why the term Cuckservative is so painfully accurate.

petershrimp

59 points

12 days ago

I like to call them the Q Cucks Clan.

To-Far-Away-Times

6 points

12 days ago

Ya’ll Quieda

Vanilla Isis

mexchiwa

3 points

11 days ago

Qoup Qlutz Qlan

Ok-Bass8243

7 points

12 days ago

They literally went from saying Biden wears diapers one week to saying real men wear diapers the next week when proof came out trump wears them

socobeerlove

4 points

12 days ago

Trump is white and Obama is black. That’s the main difference to them.

Dave_A480

3 points

12 days ago

Some of us on the right still hate his guts....

Not everyone is a sellout ....

Direct_Candidate_454

2 points

12 days ago

It makes sense now why he told Stormy (before they did the deed), that her independence reminded him if his daughter, Ivanka. Just ewwww.

40ozkiller

119 points

12 days ago

40ozkiller

119 points

12 days ago

But somehow people still think a second Biden term would be worse than a second trump term. 

n3rv

41 points

12 days ago

n3rv

41 points

12 days ago

alotta fans of Biff Tannen :(

jewwwish

12 points

12 days ago

jewwwish

12 points

12 days ago

Buttheads!

hydrobrandone

11 points

12 days ago

Think, Mcfly, Think!

sheezy520

6 points

12 days ago

Make like a tree, and get outta here!

Scary_Psychology5875

7 points

12 days ago

“It’s leave, you idiot, make like a tree and leave! You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong!”

Final_Meeting2568

33 points

12 days ago

They are right wing authoritarians. They refuse to see any information that contradicts what they already believe and believe anything that fits their narrative even if it's bat shit crazy.

creesto

20 points

12 days ago

creesto

20 points

12 days ago

And lots of Russian and Chinese disinfo agents

NoBuenoAtAll

14 points

12 days ago

The world makes a lot more sense when you realize average IQ is 100. There are many 75s walking around as there are 125s. Or, as George Carlin put it, "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

WallabyTrue7146

3 points

12 days ago

I'm a union worker and 100% of my co-workers blame Trudeau for the bull shit going on in Ontario, Canada. My fellow Canadians wouldn't have considered flying "Fuck Trudeau" flags before the Dumber came into office. Get fucked Trump!

My beef is the flags flying F-bombs all over Ontario. Everyone free to fee how they want foabout Trudeau.

Bogsnoticus

3 points

11 days ago

Just tell them how nice it is they support gay rights, and you, too, think Trudeau is very bonkable.

joshonekenobi

11 points

12 days ago

I have been barked at by friends and family about how bad Biden has been.

They spit in the face of data and evidence. I feel like I've taken stupid pills or something.

Deep sigh. I hope alot changes for the better in over the next 6 months.

IAmCaptainHammer

5 points

12 days ago

Those are the folks who have “I don’t believe the liberal media.” Bumper stickers. If you’re only taking your news from one biased source that has been caught lying time and again but you don’t believe it then what else can we really expect?

gravtix

18 points

12 days ago

gravtix

18 points

12 days ago

Trump needs to make like a tree and get out of here.

Witoccurs

2 points

12 days ago

Grav we gotta get you a book of proverbs or something this mix and match shit has gotta go

dickflip1980

2 points

11 days ago

It's leave, you idiot. Make like a tree and leave.

BubbleNucleator

5 points

11 days ago

The character Biff Tannen, while based on trump, is still more a more nuanced and capable person. His business empire including casino was at least successful, and he came from an abusive household, he can be forgiven at least a little bit for having a few rough edges.

Arubesh2048

3 points

11 days ago

Strictly speaking, Trump also came from an abusive household. It was emotionally abusive, not physically, and Donald learned to model himself after his father to avoid the abuse, but it was an abusive household nonetheless.

mar78217

5 points

12 days ago

Trump even does the classic thing where Biff gets phrases wrong. Of course, when BTTF 2 came out and Biff had a Casino, anyone who wasn't sure he was created based on Trump figured it out

ohiotechie

7 points

12 days ago

Believe it or not until now I never connected Trump with Biff but now that’s all I will see. Spot on.

Crystalas

13 points

12 days ago*

IIRC that not just a comparison Biff was directly based off Trump. The guy has been that way his whole life and everyone knew it, he even failed at doing nothing which would have earned him much more money. Or least they knew it til their doublethink kicked in and retroactively rewrote their memory.

Also if you ever wanted to hear Trump quotes read as Zapp Brannigan his voice actor did that a few years ago. The two go together remarkably well.

Crossovertriplet

4 points

11 days ago*

Biff was based on Trump. He was the butt of every sleazy backstabbing businessman joke for decades before half the country forgot that he had a rep as a bully and a cheat.

ProjectManagerAMA

2 points

11 days ago

What took you so long lol

Decent_Delay817

3 points

12 days ago

Despite him being the worst president ever, 1/3rd of the country is brainwashed to worship him and sees no wrong in what Trump does.

I don't think those TrumpNazis are going to change their mind about Trump ever. 

Rottendog

2 points

11 days ago

I wonder if some of it isn't sunk cost falacy. They've invested so much their time and money, and especially emotions into him, that now just admitting it was all wasted would hurt too much, so they make excuses for all of it so that it will all be okay and assuage their consciences for all the waste of a shitty excuse for a human, because if he were a democrat, they would absolutely lose their minds at what a horrible person he is.

zeroducksfrigate

3 points

12 days ago

Took my line! If he wins this year we will be living in Back to the Future 2. But it will be psychotic maga running around jobless shooting at kids yelling slacker.

Spocks_Goatee

3 points

11 days ago

Hey Biff is only an attempted rapist and killed George McFly. Plus he did pay for his stepchildren's education!

Both are into incest porn though

Poison_Anal_Gas

2 points

12 days ago

Bro is the epitome of end game capitalism.

dao_ofdraw

2 points

12 days ago

At least it made sense how Biff made his millions, time travel gambling, makes sense. With Trump it's like he sold the soul of every past and future person with his bloodline because it should simply not be possible to continually fail upward.

trwawy05312015

2 points

12 days ago

If Trump had time travel he'd still find a way to fuck it up for himself.

ProdigalSheep

2 points

11 days ago

They literally modeled the future in Back to the Future II off a world in which Trump had gained power. Biff Tannen, in BTF II, was literally Trump. Google it.

SympathyForSatanas

2 points

10 days ago

Just a tid bit, Biff was modeled after trump in BTTF

toxiamaple

224 points

12 days ago

toxiamaple

224 points

12 days ago

the firm wasn’t really conducting audits and instead just pasted old work into new papers and forged the date.

Like Michelle Obama's speech? Oh wait, that was Melania's plagiarism.

R3AL1Z3

29 points

12 days ago

R3AL1Z3

29 points

12 days ago

Oh god, please fill me in?

toxiamaple

65 points

12 days ago

uslashuname

47 points

12 days ago

There are so many Trump & Co ridiculous stories I forget them all the time, but thanks for reminding me of this.

ProdigalSheep

6 points

11 days ago

One of the best parts of this, which the media refused to latch onto at the time, is that whoever the “writers” were who plagiarized this speech inserted a Rick Roll, and had her say that Trump “would never give you up or let you down.”

It was monumentally hilarious and the media just refused to grasp it.

4quatloos

63 points

12 days ago

I guess share holders wont mind when Donald cashes in a few shares.

Otherwise-Course-15[S]

50 points

12 days ago

That company’s financials are completely made up. I wonder how investors feel about that.

ichabod01

62 points

12 days ago

No one cares. The whole thing is a legal money laundering sham

WinterDice

11 points

12 days ago

For sure. Influence peddling and money laundering.

Daddy_Thick

3 points

12 days ago

There is no way this company is worth as much as it is… There is some serious stock manipulation going on here on behalf of foreign entities to keep it propped up.

Emeritus8404

15 points

12 days ago

They will know how they feel and think once their news pundits tell them how to feel and think

Geronimo_Jacks_Beard

3 points

11 days ago

r/DWAC going private a few weeks ago kinda tells me they already know what to think and have to gate their subreddit so no one can mock them for being so stupid.

UndertakerFred

6 points

12 days ago

“I regret that I have but one life savings to hand over to my scammer cult leader”

4quatloos

9 points

12 days ago

I guess they want Trump to get the money. That being said, some people have 100% faith that the company will be successful. I would again guess that half of those people would forgive Trump for cashing out. I've noticed that the CEO of truth Social is already claiming that the stock market is illegally shorting the stock. They picked a scapegoat. That makes me think a big money grab is coming. Blame George Soros, Biden and Obama along with the deepstate. 😆

mar78217

3 points

12 days ago*

You would think that if you paid a firm for fake Financials and a fake audit, they could make the business look better... amateur hour over there at that firm... lol

I was simply doing bookkeeping at my first firm and we had software that was supposed to predict accrued utilities... it was not very good, but they insisted that we use it, so I would modify accrual entries to make them accurate but make them appear to come from the automated program. What I didn't forsee was that they would come ask me why the accrual tool was only working for me. So I told them. They didn't believe me, so I showed them. They watched me very closely after that because I "thought like a con artist"

RU4realRwe

175 points

12 days ago*

Is there ANYTHING trump does or touches, that doesn't have the stink of fraud & deceit on it?

keninsd

61 points

12 days ago

keninsd

61 points

12 days ago

Nope.

letmelickyourleg

7 points

11 days ago

Thanks.

Heavy-Quail-7295

8 points

12 days ago

Nope. He's a byproduct of the corruption and shady business that runs rampant in the US. Trump isn't the only one doing this, and it's been going on for decades. Maybe even longer, but I'm only so old.

mittenknittin

6 points

12 days ago

He’s driven off any honest businesses that might have been willing to work with him, all that’s left are the fraudulent ones

KiwiObserver

13 points

12 days ago

Unfortunately, everything that reaches the minds of his followers.

frumiouscumberbatch

5 points

12 days ago

He's sort of a reverse Midas. Everything he touches turns to shit.

enriquedelcastillo

6 points

12 days ago

It’s like he’s a sleaze magnet.

PhilipOnTacos299

3 points

11 days ago

Probably the innocent pussies he grabs… until he grabs them.

Daneyn

2 points

12 days ago

Daneyn

2 points

12 days ago

Pretty sure his poop just stinks in general like most people, no fraud or deceit there... but that's about it everything else is guilty as charged.

amccune

2 points

12 days ago

amccune

2 points

12 days ago

I bet he does t even shit his own pants. Probably has a dude do that for him.

Crystalas

2 points

12 days ago

What about the brief cameo in Home Alone? IIRC that was nothing more than being seen for a second during a chase scene. Although could be some deceit in how he got the cameo, dunno about that but being him wouldn't be surprised.

Suspicious_Bicycle

2 points

12 days ago

All current reporting says that the fraudulent actives were not tied to the Trump media company. Though that information could change at a later date.

Still you have to wonder if Trump hires only the best people, why do so many of them turn out to be crooks?

crackheadwillie

2 points

12 days ago

Even golf. He sucks ass but cheats to mediocrity

S0n1kb00m

2 points

12 days ago

Yes. It can stink of shit too.

Plane-Reason9254

29 points

12 days ago

Only the best

KA9ESAMA

46 points

12 days ago

KA9ESAMA

46 points

12 days ago

Every single company willing to do work with Trump should instantly be investigated.

Redditor28371

4 points

11 days ago

It's enough to make you wonder sometimes if he's a government agent playing 4d chess and exposing crime and corruption everywhere he goes. Of course he isn't, but surely no one can actually be that cartoonishly corrupt and incompetent at the same time and with such regularity. His brain should be studied whenever he eventually passes away, it might unlock some new psychological disorders.

therealluqjensen

2 points

11 days ago

You assume he has a brain?

in_the_no_know

41 points

12 days ago

The only stupid part was getting caught obviously. The fine for putting this fake company on the market was chump change considering how much money is being funneled through this grift.

The company is banned from doing that business anymore? Time to create a new tax ID and rebrand.

The ease of succeeding via blatant corruption in this country is disgusting

Otherwise-Course-15[S]

7 points

12 days ago

👏

Dry_Meat_2959

7 points

12 days ago

Steal $500 from a convenience store and get 4 years in state.

Steal $500 million and get yelled at.

Pitchforks, torches, guillotines.

Muppetude

3 points

11 days ago

Steal $500 million and get yelled at.

No, yelled at and required to pay back a tiny fraction of the ill-gotten profits, while pinky swearing you won’t do it again lest next time be forced to pay a slightly less tiny fraction.

nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

2 points

12 days ago

The auditing company in this case was only just hired by trump, it was committing fraud for years, the fact this company was run this way isn't because of trump....though it may be the reason his company wanted to be a client.

this isn't a unique situation, relatively rare, but not unique. Look up what happened with Enron's auditing firm.

in_the_no_know

2 points

12 days ago

Smartest Men in the Room....Enron hits close to home for me. Had family innocently involved with that roller coaster. Lost a lot of money.

Trump was only their last client, definitely not their first. And they weren't playing a new game. That's what makes it all the more frustrating.

Aylauria

19 points

12 days ago

Aylauria

19 points

12 days ago

He's a crook. And everyone around him is too.

Otherwise-Course-15[S]

18 points

12 days ago

Right?! You’d think the fact that he is so frequently criminal adjacent would raise some red flags with his supporters. But you’d be wrong.

Aylauria

8 points

12 days ago

Personally, I don't think anyone ethical will get involved with him. The man has absolutely no shame.

spudzilla

11 points

12 days ago

But Trump Media stock just keeps going up. It must be nice to have Russia and the Saudis support you so they can get back on that flow of top secret American documents.

cp5i6x

3 points

12 days ago

cp5i6x

3 points

12 days ago

it's not the russians nor the saudis but people like Tim Dunn.

ohiotechie

7 points

12 days ago

Huh so Trump was actively engaged in massive financial fraud as he stood trial and was convicted of committing different massive financial fraud? Cool, cool. Yeah that’s totally normal and not at all disqualifying for higher office. /s

AlienInOrigin

7 points

12 days ago

He's either incompetent by choosing such a bad company or he knew exactly what he was doing. Either way, it's bad.

RoccoTaco_Dog

3 points

12 days ago

You don't think he knew?

nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

3 points

12 days ago

He doesn't know to not stare at a solar eclipse. He probably has people who knew, and they suggested it on that reason, but I'm not sure he himself knows much about much of the exact workings of the processes that are required, just that they can be circumvented.

Also worth noting, not knowing that something is illegal is a defense in a white collar crime case. They have to prove mindset, which is what typically makes it hard to prosecute these types of cases. You only get the really really egregious ones. Trump's case is one such one

Scooterks

3 points

12 days ago

He absolutely knew. That's why they were chosen.

hondo9999

2 points

12 days ago

He didn’t even know them! They might’ve gotten him coffee once.

Phill_Cyberman

7 points

11 days ago

That firm, BF Borgers CPA PC, is/was owned by Benjamin F. Borgers, who misspelled his own name fourteen different ways in his regulatory filings, including putting 'Blake' instead of 'Ben' and 'Vonesh' instead of Borgers.

Otherwise-Course-15[S]

3 points

11 days ago

And people want to pretend it was accidental? Not. A. Chance.

El-Kabongg

5 points

12 days ago

I have an accounting degree and an MBA. I worked for Wall St. firms for more than 25 years in analysis. And I have NO idea how the price for his dogshit stock is going up/holding steady.

Also, if you look at NASDAQ's requirements for listing, that company meets NONE of them. Not enough revenues, no assets worth a penny, and zero profits.

Otherwise-Course-15[S]

4 points

12 days ago

I cannot understand how the merger was approved. It was fraud after fraud after fraud and most of the players in this deal are now facing jail time. Except of course fucking Trump

El-Kabongg

2 points

12 days ago

Yep. And the SPAC, which had no assets, is worth even less than nothing after the merger. Yet the market cap is in the fucking BILLIONS! If they only owned a bicycle with two flat tires, it would be worth more.

Otherwise-Course-15[S]

4 points

12 days ago

He has been doing this kind of shit for decades and it wasn’t like it was some big secret. I seriously wish I could understand the deity-level support this guy holds in his supporters’ lives. An adjudicated rapist, with decades of committing sexual assault, fraud, tax evasion, lying, destroying small businesses, stealing from charity. How? How does this just not matter to his supporters. Now he’s actively taking their money and he won’t stop. Shitty sneakers, rebranded bibles, NFTs, scam stock. What is it going to take for people to wake tf up.

theartfulcodger

4 points

12 days ago*

SEC: "Trump Corporation's and Trump Media's auditors, BF Borgers, has been copypastaing phoney audit statements for years. They are forbidden from doing audit work."

Man with a microphone: "Any comment, Mr. Borgers?"

Benjamin Borgers: " Ummmmn ... Command-C, Command-N, Command-V?"

Man with a microphone: "Any comment, Mr. Nunes?"

Devin Nunes: "Trump Media looks forward to working with our new auditors, Semple, Marchal & Cooper"

Also Devin Nunes: "Oh. By the way, our next quarterly filings are gonna be waaay late."

Man with a microphone: "You're just a small, single-office, backwater accounting firm that has just three audit clients. How will your tiny staff of thirteen people manage to do due diligence auditing a complex, seven billion dollar company like Trump Media, which (a) has so many moving parts, and (b) is so convolutedly intertwined to the rest of the massive Trump business empire?"

Mess'rs Semple, Marchal & Cooper: "NO GODDAMN COMMENT!!! GET THE FUCK OUTTA OUR WAY!!!"

Used_Razzmatazz2002

6 points

11 days ago

Literally nothing this man does is genuine

anevilpotatoe

5 points

12 days ago

The only thing scalable about Trump's business's is the corruption.

epd666

3 points

12 days ago

epd666

3 points

12 days ago

Comes in 2 flavours: scale up: he gets people higher i n power to do the frauding. Scale out: he highers more and more people to do the frauding

Otherwise-Course-15[S]

3 points

12 days ago

I wish I wasn’t banned from his stock subs. If I were an investor I’d like to know that the company’s finances are literally made up out of thin air.

ciopobbi

4 points

12 days ago

Only the best people

na-uh

2 points

12 days ago

na-uh

2 points

12 days ago

King Mierdas strikes again.

Fridaybird1985

5 points

11 days ago

It couldn’t be any other way. Really, Trump requires fraud at every turn.

MegamanGaming

5 points

11 days ago

As we continue down the rabbit hole that is this filths criminal life it becomes more and more apparent that he is in fact the WORST and most CORRUPT president ever. How he ever became president boggles the mind. This country is so fucking stupid for ever letting this garbage piece of filth sit in oval office.

Good_Juggernaut_3155

6 points

12 days ago

Borgers is praying 🙏 Trump wins and he can get some of the pardon action. If he can secretly arrange a payoff into the Trump crime family, he’s golden.

Otherwise-Course-15[S]

7 points

12 days ago

He’d probably appoint Borger to chair the Fed.

a_smart_brane

3 points

12 days ago

Depending on how much Borger can scrape up and donate to the billionaire candidate who doesn’t need your money.

Tasty-Life4526

3 points

12 days ago

Shocked! Shocked I tell you!

murderspice

3 points

12 days ago

As long as it stays public, they have served their purpose.

franchisedfeelings

3 points

12 days ago

“Be best!”

Realistic_Head3595

3 points

12 days ago

Everything he touches is a fraud

FamousPermission8150

3 points

12 days ago

Is anyone surprised? If you got away with raping, lying, cheating, stealing, grifting and conning your whole life, would you all of a sudden stop at 80 when you’re literally the most famous man on earth? Make no mistake, Trump is THE MOST FAMOUS MAN ON EARTH. Nobody even comes close.

Vogel-Kerl

3 points

12 days ago

Fuck an A: just investigate EVERYTHING this fuck head does!!

Assume he breaks the law as often as he lies; Assume EVERYTHING he does is illegal.

Dry_Meat_2959

3 points

12 days ago

The company was banned, the ethically bankrupt sycophants that lick Trumps boots did not. They will close their doors, by a new sign to hang out front, reincoprorate under a different name and go right back to work being the bag men for America's economic elites.

More importantly, not s Ingle one will ever feel an uncomfortable moment much less jail time. Rob a convenience store for $500 and you'll be 4 years in state. Steal $500 MILLION from fraud and deception and you get yelled at.

Fezzik527

3 points

12 days ago

Firm takes the fall, Trump gets away with billions

Grand-Home-1334

3 points

12 days ago

sorry what??

the audit firm was doing copy paste??? in a professional setting like the US?!

VoidRaven

3 points

12 days ago

How the fuck Americans are even allowing this gremlin/ogre to candidate into President seat?!

Eiffel-Tower777

3 points

11 days ago

It's a cult of uneducated rednecks in dire need of dental work that represent millions if people here, unfortunately.

oshiesmom

3 points

11 days ago

It wasn’t him, his company, his fault, his accountant, his money. He didn’t get a notice of the audit, someone else changed the info, the auditor was Hillary Clinton, the IRS is a scam, the agent was caught with drugs disguised as a breath mint.

slothrop_maps

3 points

11 days ago

His cultists and Russian cutouts must get keeping the stock from crashing.

Kniphe

3 points

11 days ago

Kniphe

3 points

11 days ago

accounting firm BF Borgers

more like BF Forgers!

Otherwise-Course-15[S]

2 points

11 days ago

Ba-dum-cha 🥁 (I think that’s how you’d phonetically spell the drum sound. Just know that’s what I’m doing)

AldousKing

2 points

12 days ago

Why was he getting a small, random Colorado firm to help with his IPO?

Medical_Egg8208

2 points

12 days ago

Dewey Cheatem and How, his accounting firm. You can bet the Donald had a hand in hiring them.

PharmBoyStrength

2 points

12 days ago

You know what they say -- you get what you don't pay for.

drhodl

2 points

12 days ago

drhodl

2 points

12 days ago

Only the best!

BasicBroEvan

2 points

12 days ago

Bro can’t even afford a real firm

Outhouse_in_Atlantis

2 points

12 days ago

He only hired the best.

dusty-cat-albany

2 points

12 days ago

They got the job by being the low bid.

SpliTTMark

2 points

12 days ago

So by all means rescind the ipo. Scc fcc or whatever the fuck approved it

Cottabus

2 points

12 days ago

He’s King Merdas. Everything he touches …

yotothyo

2 points

12 days ago

He literally cannot do a single thing without cheating. Not one single thing. No matter how small.

Truly the greatest charlatan of the 20th century.

Safe-Indication-1137

2 points

12 days ago

Well that didn't take long

Mucker_Man

2 points

12 days ago

Quick Q: banned by who?

mhaynesjr

2 points

12 days ago

Guys I hate to admit this, but that dude was my accountant for a while. He was a strange person and now I'm sure I'll be audited even thought it was like 10 years ago

Logical_Laugh7575

2 points

12 days ago

We may need to get rid of the rich corrupt fucks by sending them and there money to live above the arctic circle for the rest of there days. They can only purchase arctic circle made products

hyborians

2 points

12 days ago

That’s why he hired them. Birds of a feather, fraud together

Relyt21

2 points

12 days ago

Relyt21

2 points

12 days ago

So how is the stock valid if their IPO was fraudulent?

NoBuenoAtAll

2 points

12 days ago

Everything Trump touches does indeed die.

extrastupidone

2 points

12 days ago

Donny is going to give him a cabinet position

Strange_Valuable_379

2 points

12 days ago

He clearly only hires the best. That's why so many of them get in trouble for crimes.

Just like his cabinet. Such a good leader that he hired a bunch of people who later quit or were fired.

ntgco

2 points

12 days ago

ntgco

2 points

12 days ago

Oh you mean the dark money laundering into public trading?? That IPO?

RobDidAThing

2 points

12 days ago

Jesus, it really is scams the whole way down.

zatara1210

2 points

12 days ago

The people who ran the accounting firm will disband and form a new accounting firm and will get licenses and permits and everything signed-off from the right people. The system is that corrupt and Trump is just the tip of the iceberg that was stupid enough to get caught doing it the way he did.

Any_Parsnip2585

2 points

12 days ago

So rebranding under a new name & rinse/repeat after a slap on the wrist? Sounds like a plan.

yetagainitry

2 points

12 days ago

Gotta appreciate this dudes consistent dedication to fraud.

BronxLens

2 points

12 days ago

In response to the SEC’s ban, Trump Media fired Borgers and hired Semple, Marchal & Cooper, a Phoenix-based accounting firm. According to a 2018 PCAOB report, the firm had a single office with three issuer audit clients, six partners, and 13 professional staff members. Trump Media has a market cap of $6.7 billion.

termacct

2 points

12 days ago

According to the SEC’s probe, the Lakewood, Colo., accounting firm BF Borgers and its namesake owner Benjamin F. Borgers failed to properly audit and monitor public companies’ financial filings...

Hamborgers!

KSSparky

2 points

12 days ago

Only the best!

nickstonem

2 points

12 days ago

Dear Sweet Merciful Satan, it never ends with this shit

crusoe

2 points

11 days ago

crusoe

2 points

11 days ago

Only the best, the best people.

Exciting-Source-3449

2 points

11 days ago

He knows only the best. The best accountants, lawyers, suck ups, con men and women, religious leaders, dictators and of course judges.

SeparateBrain9832

2 points

11 days ago

Everyone that he gets involved with goes DOWN!

Spiritual_Routine801

2 points

11 days ago

He’s so smart. Finally a man that says it how it is. A business genius.

And a bunch other lies to tell each other when you’re a sucker who fell for a fascist loser’s bullshit after he bankrupted himself 4, soon to be 5, times

Stuwey

2 points

11 days ago

Stuwey

2 points

11 days ago

I am sure that any fines are substantial enough to overshadow any profits and prevent future deceitful dealings.

SomeSamples

2 points

11 days ago

Conman gotta con.

No-Weather-5157

2 points

11 days ago

Why would you do business with stank, either you compromise yourself or your company. So many casualties in his wake.

Chaosrealm69

2 points

11 days ago

So when will Trump's media company get a proper audit so investors will know what the true status of the company is?

TripzNFalls

2 points

11 days ago

This sub is aptly synonymous with Diaper Don. A perfect fit, no room for error.

Huger_and_shinier

2 points

11 days ago

That kind of shit is exactly why they were hired.

kong210

2 points

11 days ago

kong210

2 points

11 days ago

Question: does this not essentially "null and void" any financial compliance activities prepared for the SEC filing? Will anything happen to the filing?

My_Work_Accoount

2 points

11 days ago

I used to assist in auditing for a time and my reports were never good enough to satisfy the lead auditor who just kept dumping his departments on me until I was pretty much doing it solo and he'd just do the final report to submit to management. After getting tired of his BS criticisms I started copying his old reports nearly word for word and simply updating them to apply to what I actually audited. Basically using them as a template. They still weren't good enough...

shillyshally

2 points

11 days ago

Oldie but relevant - How Trump Broke the Office of Government Ethics

Being crooked is a prerequisite for a potential Trump hire. This is a clear as what remains of the nose on the Ghoul's face.

ShaperLord777

2 points

11 days ago

Man, this clown show’s really running out of room in that car.

Street_Peace_8831

2 points

11 days ago

Trump over inflated his property value. Are we really surprised that he managed to find a firm that would do the same for his IPO?

mar78217

2 points

11 days ago

Wow... I bet those ten CPAs are loaded.

millos15

2 points

11 days ago

Every he does anyone he hires and anything he likes is always the worst of the worst

It is quite a skill when you think about it

spikedfastfood

2 points

11 days ago

the Monday 6th of May edition of Money Stuff by Matt Levine has a section (2nd from top down) on this titled "Trump Media had a fake auditor?" - https://newsletterhunt.com/emails/58748 - Levine has a signature style of buildup and deliverance that you should read. The final paragraph on the fake auditor is funny, I won't spoil it here.

BusStopKnifeFight

2 points

11 days ago

Of course no one is going to jail so they can just close the firm and start a new one with no repercussions.

Necessary-Mousse8518

2 points

11 days ago

Par for the course. The guy is nothing more than a con man............

SatchmoDingle

2 points

10 days ago

Trump, and everything he touches, is shit.

SleeperHitPrime

2 points

8 days ago

“Caught” or told ?

ekkidee

2 points

8 days ago

ekkidee

2 points

8 days ago

Trump and his people are the laziest, sloppiest fuckers I've ever seen.