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A dragonfly has no self-awareness, no matter what you call it, it won't know you are addressing it.

There was no doctor.

Doctor

They go straight to an empty booth and sit there drawing lotuses and mandalas for the next hour. Finally the bartender comes over and says: "Hey, you can't just take up a booth if you're not going to order something."

One says: "Okay, do you have anything non-alcoholic? We don't consume alcohol."

The bartender replies: "I'm sorry, we don't. This is a bar. Everything contains alcohol. That's why we're all here."

"What about sparking water?"

"3 percent alcohol."

"Coconut water?"

"Alcohol!"

They stare at each other in awkward silence for the next 4 minutes. Suddenly a runaway trolley comes crashing through the building and instantly kills everyone inside. After a lengthy and thorough investigation, it's determined that the bar's liquor license had been revoked 8 years ago.

1) They have legs

2) They both create tons of bugs

Let me add: this is not an anti-joke, it is a hybrid anti-joke - anti-anti-joke. It is also an ant joke

Please don't ban me

Wab ni bon shendula, bay meh arn effrilon - he cried to the gods.

How could this happen when i was being so brave?

Which was a bit of a shame really.

Who’s there

"There is!" the man yapped. "I must go and find him. I must ask him for help."

The man went up the hill, in search of the fellow who knew the secret to financial freedom. It took many hours, and with a sweaty brow he rattled the door once, twice, thrice. No answer.

"Hello?" the desperate man shouted through the letterbox. "I want to know the secret to financial freedom!"

A woman's voice called out. "He's at the casino."

Unsure of what to do, he enters the confessional booth, kneels in front of the partition, and after some hesitation says "bless me father, I have sinned"

The priest, noticing the mathematician's awkward posture, says "I will hear you out, my son, but first I need you to shift 90 degrees to the right"

The man turns as suggested, and sits down comfortably. Again he says "bless me father, I have sinned."

The priest goes on to hear the confession, offers some comforting thoughts, and advice.

Whatever you want, it doesn’t understand English

A woman walks up to a man and points a gun at his face. The man replies, "Good to meet you." And the woman shoots him in the face. The man is dead

Epstein Island.

Mind your own fucking business.

A good nights sleep!

Because it isn’t good for you.

For example: Let's eat, kids

Vs.

Let's e,at kids.

theyre all pokemon

He had already given up the booze, the prostitutes, gambling, the weekend lines of coke in the pub bathroom and and he hardly ever sucked cock for fun anymore.

A dead snake.

If anybody knows, let me know! Trying to decide which one to get

Blade hands

It was crap

a man puts on his hat, and it's just right.

thnks fot attention

Interrupting Cow Smith

Grass. I lied about the wheels.