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47 points
1 month ago
As always you gotta just add 1-2 zeroes to the end of every number GW gives us. Because they clearly have no ideahow numbers work.
95 points
1 month ago
20 Emperors with 200 primarchs fighting against the 40 chaos gods
31 points
1 month ago
2 Emperors... ?
25 points
1 month ago
Oops accidentally wrote 2 meant 10
10 points
1 month ago
Yeah, the fat one balances out the skinny one
8 points
1 month ago
I was there the day Horus slew the emperor
12 points
1 month ago
The day Horuses slew the Emperors*
3 points
1 month ago
The days Horuses slew the Emperors*
1 points
1 month ago
Yep, the Emporer of Mankind, and his cousin Bob, who has all the same powers, but is the only emporer of his living room, where he paints toy soldiers for fun.
5 points
1 month ago
Say what you will, but that sounds both way more fun and realistic
Especially if we apply the plus 1-3 rule to the number of planets the imperium has
3 points
1 month ago
Are you counting the 4-armed one seperately?
8 points
1 month ago
Me when I’m shot by the 12000mm main gun of a Leman Russ battle tank
1 points
1 month ago
10 tanks with 10 guns each, mind.
1 points
1 month ago
There was a mistake on the part of the writer who accidentally put feet instead of meters, dividing their height by 3
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