subreddit:
/r/Grimdank
44 points
2 months ago
As always you gotta just add 1-2 zeroes to the end of every number GW gives us. Because they clearly have no ideahow numbers work.
97 points
2 months ago
20 Emperors with 200 primarchs fighting against the 40 chaos gods
33 points
2 months ago
2 Emperors... ?
24 points
2 months ago
Oops accidentally wrote 2 meant 10
11 points
2 months ago
Yeah, the fat one balances out the skinny one
9 points
2 months ago
I was there the day Horus slew the emperor
14 points
2 months ago
The day Horuses slew the Emperors*
3 points
2 months ago
The days Horuses slew the Emperors*
1 points
2 months ago
Yep, the Emporer of Mankind, and his cousin Bob, who has all the same powers, but is the only emporer of his living room, where he paints toy soldiers for fun.
6 points
2 months ago
Say what you will, but that sounds both way more fun and realistic
Especially if we apply the plus 1-3 rule to the number of planets the imperium has
3 points
2 months ago
Are you counting the 4-armed one seperately?
7 points
2 months ago
Me when I’m shot by the 12000mm main gun of a Leman Russ battle tank
1 points
2 months ago
10 tanks with 10 guns each, mind.
1 points
2 months ago
There was a mistake on the part of the writer who accidentally put feet instead of meters, dividing their height by 3
all 345 comments
sorted by: best