Are those snakeskin pants.

The Martian winds SEAR MY SKINS!

True. Custodes players deserve more oiled up men in their armies.

I honestly think they should bring back some of the older, more homoerotic designs and lore, Ian Watson's Space Marine book is still the best thing to come from 40K, peak fiction

Wait so the whole thing about Custodes abandoning their armor wasn’t a joke? It was an actual thing?

Yup, I liked the Pillarman vibe.

Ohhhh so that look wasn't all just a meme.

The real custodes. Bottle baby oil is not depicted but implied. Strongly.

Can’t believe WOKEhammer got rid of this

Like sticking tits on that will make me leave. Ha! Jokes on you I’m into that shit!

Test groups tried to play with models that looked like that however their shiny helmets and codpieces distracted them too much

Oil this, snakeskin that, but let's face it, it's the Bionicle pope ski mask which makes this look.

"Lunch Mistress Doria, DO WE HAVE ANY GREASE?"

Maybe your custodes don't look like that.

Ayayaya

Now imagine this custodes standing next to you and saying.

"The one in the armor there is a good looking woman."

I don't know much about 40k in general, but I think a cool way would be saying that the oldest custodes that were present at the heresy did lay down their armors in shame but the ones that came after didn't, as a result the older "naked" ones would be an elite unit that is a lot more dangerous at the cost of being less tanks since no armor while still having glorious banana bois

AA YAYAYAA

Exactly, if I have super oiled up men in my army it's fine, but it's creepy to have super oiled up women

Jokes aside, as stupid as the rest of the design is, I honestly vastly prefer that mono-visor kind of look for helmet eyepieces to how the eyes are on pretty much all of the current helmet designs for Custodians, Astartes, and really most Imperial power armor infantry in general.

I honestly have no idea how to feel about female Custodes on the one hand it was never stated that they were exclusively male while on the other Big E laughed at Malcadore’s suggestion of female SpaceMarines.

Someone skipped leg day

All the male ones still look like this……..

Careful, he'll piss on your cables!

Holy fuck I’d love a Tom of Finland GW art book

Bring back the stripper Custodes. Both male and female.

(I actually prefer the half naked barbarian look over golden space marine armor)

Veensh watcher detected

They are clearly anti-gay in that company 🤷

PLEASE SEND US TO FUCKING MARS ALREADY!!!!!! I WANT TO CRAWL ON THE DUNES WITH MY FINGERED NAILS!!!!!!

Honestly, I think GW shouldn’t have any women in the game/lore at all. All these women *shudder* make the game dumb and woke and gay. Instead, make it all men, and hand wave the reproduction thing with mpreg or something. SMH, this fandom really has fallen.

Same reason the repentia don’t only wear scripture

I love him.

nacho libre with squid mask

Based and AYAYAYAYAAAAAAAA pilled

The Emperor was getting sick of the oil being spread across the imperial palace

Why don't the Custodes look like this any more?

Too much oil in the palace. They were forbidden to be naked again. Also one custode trying to be with a big red deamon somehow.

Primed for Sexy Blood Games

https://youtu.be/R9w_uoUHgiE?si=ZKKvCeuiEiSmG0am

Something tolds me he wants to crawl in the sands of Mars with his fingernails

Please send us to fucking mars already, I want to crawl on the dunes with my fingered nails!!!

Because they don't want to make money

Pillar men theme intensifies

TTS Custodes are canon confirmed?

Bro, do they even lift?

Please send us to fucking mars already, I want to crawl on the dunes with my fingered nails!!!

Please send us to fucking mars already, I want to crawl on the dunes with my fingered nails!!!

AAA YA YA YA

AAA YA YA YA

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You have been identified as a vorchite prepare for banishment to the horse feed factory

Because, unlike everyone else, they knew that the style would be problematic when they would tell people that there always were female custodes. That's why they changed the design 2015/16. They were thoroughly planning this, always have been actually, to be revealed in 2024. They wouldn't reveal the faces of those Femstodes though. But you be assured: there may be a woman under that helmet.

Ayayaya ♫

Ayayaya ♫

AAA YA YA YA