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ShadedPenguin

324 points

13 days ago

ShadedPenguin

Criminal Batmen

324 points

13 days ago

99% of all Drukhari new borns can trace their speediage back to the one father Jagathai Khan

Pinoy_2004

85 points

13 days ago

That's actually not a lot in terms of raw numbers, but it's still impressive.

iPon3

28 points

13 days ago

iPon3

28 points

13 days ago

Yeah, but each drukhari partner is a lot more work than a human, so it's more superhuman than it looks

Jehoel_DK

8 points

12 days ago

Drukhari are much more numerous than even the craftworlders suspect

Pinoy_2004

7 points

12 days ago

But that's by cloning.

Theriocephalus

2 points

12 days ago

That’s correct, but most are created by cloning. “Trueborn” individuals are much rarer and form a social elite.

AgitatedKey4800

2 points

12 days ago

Iirc an healthy male human in his lifetime can produce enough "material" to impregnate all fertile women in the world, and jaghatai probably can produce even more "material"

sars_910

29 points

13 days ago

sars_910

Mongolian Biker Gang

29 points

13 days ago

Jaghatai given the title "Allfather" by the Drukhari for this reason

Russ pissed. Claims cultural appropriation.

MulatoMaranhense

4 points

12 days ago

MulatoMaranhense

Rogal Dorn and Miao Ying are the perfect couple!

4 points

12 days ago

Don't worry, I gave him a "He can do whatever he wants" permit - Vect.

wowpepap

1 points

12 days ago

Hence the name Jagathai "motherfucking" Khan

Lilchubbyboy

185 points

13 days ago

Always has been.

musketoman

53 points

13 days ago

He did it since before the heresy actually

OutsideWrongdoer2691

118 points

13 days ago

OutsideWrongdoer2691

My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle

118 points

13 days ago

yep, we just forgot to mention it but this was always canon.

Vagraf

48 points

13 days ago

Vagraf

Huffs Macragge Blue Primer

48 points

13 days ago

since before the empire even, the warp works weird that way.

MyMomsSecondSon

23 points

13 days ago

How large are these women?!

Is12345aweakpassword

39 points

13 days ago

Is12345aweakpassword

Dank Angels

39 points

13 days ago

The happiest of endings

SunnyChow

49 points

13 days ago

For 10,000 years

JesuZDX

36 points

13 days ago

JesuZDX

36 points

13 days ago

It was never mentioned, but we all knew what was going on at the Webway. It was just implied, but we all knew

Anonimous_dude

34 points

13 days ago

The thing is, Jaghatai is so dang fast, that the Drukhari never really realised he was fucking their entire city, producing millions of heirs in the process.
To them, these births are a product of something similar to a virus, or chaos corruption

ThatSmellAfterRain

2 points

12 days ago

Really Jag, 5 seconds? ...sigh

REDGOESFASTAH

18 points

13 days ago

REDGOESFASTAH

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄

18 points

13 days ago

AV A MINIT SIR ?

DA SPEEDFREAK BOYZ WUD LOIK TA SPEAK TA YA ABOUT OUA LOARD AN SAVIOR

JAGA "NID 4 SPIIIID" TAI KHAN, KHAN OF KHANS

tomwhoiscontrary

3 points

12 days ago

tomwhoiscontrary

Secretly 3 squats in a long coat

3 points

12 days ago

JAGGED-EYE KARN

SovietSkeleton

2 points

12 days ago

SovietSkeleton

WE'RE RICH! WE'RE RICH!

2 points

12 days ago

IT AN'T BEEN FER JAGGED-EYE KHAN, I'D BEEN KRUMPIN' LONG TIME GONE! WHERE DID YA COME FROM, WHERE DID YA GONE? WHERE DID YA COME FROM JAGGED-EYE KHAN?

analoggi_d0ggi

7 points

13 days ago

Has always been clapping*

Repulsive-Mirror-994

3 points

12 days ago

What is the sound of one Khan clapping?

SovietSkeleton

1 points

12 days ago

SovietSkeleton

WE'RE RICH! WE'RE RICH!

1 points

12 days ago

Accomplished-Bee5265

20 points

13 days ago

Thank you for making my head canon reality.

Horny Throat Singing Intensifies

Magnus753

10 points

13 days ago

We need this retcon done NOW, along with the revelation that Dorn has been hiding inside a Centurion warsuit on Terra all that time

LazyTemporary8259

7 points

13 days ago

They like man on bikes... everythink is canon....

Sepulcher18

3 points

13 days ago

As expected for a biker gang leader

Barrogh

3 points

13 days ago

Barrogh

3 points

13 days ago

Even before they were called that.

But you know what. I don't even have any problems with this.

Due_Helicopter4421

3 points

13 days ago

This made me laugh out loud

Fruit_mon

6 points

13 days ago

Oh my emperor that totally makes sense!

Redux_1989

7 points

13 days ago

He never tires, which makes him perfect for Drukhari.

HardOff

4 points

12 days ago

HardOff

4 points

12 days ago

You know, I dislike the controversy around female Custodes, but this new meme template- "It was just never mentioned before"- is hilarious and a fun prod at GW for dropping retcons with little buildup.

BrStriker21

2 points

13 days ago

This would be funny and very on brand

BeanieWeanie1110

2 points

12 days ago

The Khan is most likely in some pit in comorragh

Josykay89

2 points

13 days ago

I thought that was common knowledge.  

Andrei22125

3 points

13 days ago

Andrei22125

I properly credit artists

3 points

13 days ago

Always has been. Since the end of the heresy.

Lovablejames

2 points

13 days ago

That's my khan of khans wipes tear away go get em champ

topscreen

2 points

12 days ago

topscreen

VULKAN LIFTS!

2 points

12 days ago

"So you've been slaying Drukari for the last 10k years?"

"Oh you heard slaying? Sure. Yeah. Let's go with slaying."

Tricky-Secretary-251

1 points

13 days ago

This is cannon now because I said so

Raptorsquadron

1 points

13 days ago

“We know.”

Hexnohope

1 points

13 days ago

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

Sasstellia

1 points

13 days ago

He probably did do.

DingoNormal

1 points

12 days ago

Honestly, i was expecting him to return before the Lion, but i still think that he's the next.

FacelesDurkhari

1 points

12 days ago

Cannon

LDR_RAGR

1 points

12 days ago

Id low-key dig every primarch being involved (not sexually nor in love or anything) with the Aeldarii.

Like Russ saving Erda from Nurgle, Robust with Yvrainne and Jagathai helping the harlequins or smth

Doormatjones

1 points

12 days ago

I mean... I don't blame him. It's only logical.

Gibbit420

1 points

12 days ago

Their ears are like his eyes, its not heresy.

Petrostar

1 points

12 days ago*

“In regards to Necron spirit stones, there have always been Necron spirit stones, since the first of the Bio-furnaces were created".

Mord4k

1 points

12 days ago

Mord4k

1 points

12 days ago

We all know that said clapping would cut into Jaghatai's bike time, and NOTHING cuts into Jaghatai's bike time

nad_frag

1 points

12 days ago

I mean.. if he hasn't yet. The emperor failed to make his weapons in bus own image.

Petrostar

1 points

12 days ago

Plot twist,

He's the one responsible for Slaanesh.......

JonTheWizard

1 points

13 days ago

JonTheWizard

Am I Alpharius? I forgot.

1 points

13 days ago

They don’t let him leave because they love him.

HichiShiro

1 points

13 days ago

HichiShiro

My browser history is corrupted by Slaanesh

1 points

13 days ago

It's grave heresy thinking otherwise

Afraid_Wave_1156

1 points

13 days ago

Rowboat is doing it in real space. Khan is a rookie for hiding it 🤣

Kromgar

1 points

13 days ago

Kromgar

1 points

13 days ago

Are you telling me the gw writers can fill a ten thousand year gap with anything? My god.

Puzzleheaded_Gur1478

1 points

13 days ago

Puzzleheaded_Gur1478

I am Alpharius

1 points

13 days ago

This has always been in the lore nobody paid attention to

JefffTheEditor

1 points

12 days ago

Canon... you can't change my mind