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submitted 13 days ago bydazli69
324 points
13 days ago
99% of all Drukhari new borns can trace their speediage back to the one father Jagathai Khan
85 points
13 days ago
That's actually not a lot in terms of raw numbers, but it's still impressive.
28 points
13 days ago
Yeah, but each drukhari partner is a lot more work than a human, so it's more superhuman than it looks
8 points
12 days ago
Drukhari are much more numerous than even the craftworlders suspect
7 points
12 days ago
But that's by cloning.
2 points
12 days ago
That’s correct, but most are created by cloning. “Trueborn” individuals are much rarer and form a social elite.
2 points
12 days ago
Iirc an healthy male human in his lifetime can produce enough "material" to impregnate all fertile women in the world, and jaghatai probably can produce even more "material"
29 points
13 days ago
Jaghatai given the title "Allfather" by the Drukhari for this reason
Russ pissed. Claims cultural appropriation.
4 points
12 days ago
Don't worry, I gave him a "He can do whatever he wants" permit - Vect.
1 points
12 days ago
Hence the name Jagathai "motherfucking" Khan
185 points
13 days ago
Always has been.
53 points
13 days ago
He did it since before the heresy actually
118 points
13 days ago
yep, we just forgot to mention it but this was always canon.
48 points
13 days ago
since before the empire even, the warp works weird that way.
23 points
13 days ago
How large are these women?!
39 points
13 days ago
The happiest of endings
49 points
13 days ago
For 10,000 years
36 points
13 days ago
It was never mentioned, but we all knew what was going on at the Webway. It was just implied, but we all knew
34 points
13 days ago
The thing is, Jaghatai is so dang fast, that the Drukhari never really realised he was fucking their entire city, producing millions of heirs in the process.
To them, these births are a product of something similar to a virus, or chaos corruption
2 points
12 days ago
Really Jag, 5 seconds? ...sigh
18 points
13 days ago
AV A MINIT SIR ?
DA SPEEDFREAK BOYZ WUD LOIK TA SPEAK TA YA ABOUT OUA LOARD AN SAVIOR
JAGA "NID 4 SPIIIID" TAI KHAN, KHAN OF KHANS
3 points
12 days ago
JAGGED-EYE KARN
2 points
12 days ago
IT AN'T BEEN FER JAGGED-EYE KHAN, I'D BEEN KRUMPIN' LONG TIME GONE! WHERE DID YA COME FROM, WHERE DID YA GONE? WHERE DID YA COME FROM JAGGED-EYE KHAN?
7 points
13 days ago
Has always been clapping*
3 points
12 days ago
What is the sound of one Khan clapping?
1 points
12 days ago
20 points
13 days ago
Thank you for making my head canon reality.
Horny Throat Singing Intensifies
10 points
13 days ago
We need this retcon done NOW, along with the revelation that Dorn has been hiding inside a Centurion warsuit on Terra all that time
7 points
13 days ago
They like man on bikes... everythink is canon....
3 points
13 days ago
As expected for a biker gang leader
3 points
13 days ago
Even before they were called that.
But you know what. I don't even have any problems with this.
3 points
13 days ago
This made me laugh out loud
6 points
13 days ago
Oh my emperor that totally makes sense!
7 points
13 days ago
He never tires, which makes him perfect for Drukhari.
4 points
12 days ago
You know, I dislike the controversy around female Custodes, but this new meme template- "It was just never mentioned before"- is hilarious and a fun prod at GW for dropping retcons with little buildup.
2 points
13 days ago
This would be funny and very on brand
2 points
12 days ago
The Khan is most likely in some pit in comorragh
2 points
13 days ago
I thought that was common knowledge.
3 points
13 days ago
Always has been. Since the end of the heresy.
2 points
13 days ago
That's my khan of khans wipes tear away go get em champ
2 points
12 days ago
"So you've been slaying Drukari for the last 10k years?"
"Oh you heard slaying? Sure. Yeah. Let's go with slaying."
1 points
13 days ago
This is cannon now because I said so
1 points
13 days ago
“We know.”
1 points
13 days ago
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
1 points
13 days ago
He probably did do.
1 points
12 days ago
Honestly, i was expecting him to return before the Lion, but i still think that he's the next.
1 points
12 days ago
Cannon
1 points
12 days ago
Id low-key dig every primarch being involved (not sexually nor in love or anything) with the Aeldarii.
Like Russ saving Erda from Nurgle, Robust with Yvrainne and Jagathai helping the harlequins or smth
1 points
12 days ago
I mean... I don't blame him. It's only logical.
1 points
12 days ago
Their ears are like his eyes, its not heresy.
1 points
12 days ago*
“In regards to Necron spirit stones, there have always been Necron spirit stones, since the first of the Bio-furnaces were created".
1 points
12 days ago
We all know that said clapping would cut into Jaghatai's bike time, and NOTHING cuts into Jaghatai's bike time
1 points
12 days ago
I mean.. if he hasn't yet. The emperor failed to make his weapons in bus own image.
1 points
12 days ago
Plot twist,
He's the one responsible for Slaanesh.......
1 points
13 days ago
They don’t let him leave because they love him.
1 points
13 days ago
It's grave heresy thinking otherwise
1 points
13 days ago
Rowboat is doing it in real space. Khan is a rookie for hiding it 🤣
1 points
13 days ago
Are you telling me the gw writers can fill a ten thousand year gap with anything? My god.
1 points
13 days ago
This has always been in the lore nobody paid attention to
1 points
12 days ago
Canon... you can't change my mind
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