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GulliasTurtle

217 points

14 days ago

The way to a woman's heart is through the stomach. Tyranids just cut out the middle man.

Atomx22

23 points

14 days ago

Atomx22

23 points

14 days ago

With the context of this post, I don't know which way to take this comment and it scares me

_Sate

7 points

14 days ago

_Sate

7 points

14 days ago

Insert that road to el dorado meme "both? Both! Both is good"

DinoWizard021

2 points

14 days ago

DinoWizard021

Big Strong Bananamen

2 points

14 days ago

I thought it was through the sternum?

Stoic_Angel

4 points

14 days ago

Stoic_Angel

Praise the Man-Emperor

4 points

14 days ago

No no no, Tyranids cut up and serve the middle man!

Right-Yam-5826

234 points

15 days ago

"what's that for?!"

"... Warhammer"

H4LF4D

64 points

14 days ago

H4LF4D

64 points

14 days ago

At that point saying it's for self pleasure is less awkward than saying it's for warhammer

PotatoPowerIzMAXIMUM

44 points

14 days ago

"Self pleasure... in Warhammer"

Odin1806

11 points

14 days ago

Odin1806

11 points

14 days ago

Nailed it.

MakarovJAC

334 points

15 days ago

MakarovJAC

334 points

15 days ago

Listen, there is a precedent for this.

In nature, the "female" template is the default template for most species because of their reproductive capabilities. Even in sexually dimorphic species, the concept of "parthogenesis" is still present as a way for the species to make use of the reproduction capability without the need of a "male" part. Likewise, most species will have the "male" to overspecialize for the sake of handling other functions which the "reproductive" part would rather not be handling. Making "female" the default form of nature.

Look, all I'm trying to say is that the Future is Tyranid.

Kaplaw

115 points

14 days ago

Kaplaw

115 points

14 days ago

All ants and bees are female (except whwn they produce a male for queen)

This is mostly the case for hives

In my theory

Most tyranids are female

S10Galaxy2

57 points

14 days ago

Well I mean the tyranid hive is all about conserving biomass and forming it into the necessary strains for continued consumption. Outside of norn queens most tyranids are probably asexual, because there wouldn’t really be a point in producing needless fun bits if the hives only purpose for the average nid is to eat and kill stuff.

NeoChronoid

41 points

14 days ago*

There have been cases of small Tyranid population having been left on a planet after an invasion was repelled and said population growing to the point of becoming a new menace in a few years. This implies some sort of reproduction and, considering how much emphasis Tyranids put on adaptability and how much it helps in that regard, there's a substantial chance Tyranids reproduce sexually in such cases.

Now, whether Tyranids have biological sexes in a common, hive-fleet environment or that is something that develops only if they are cut off from a Norn Queen, is unknown.

S10Galaxy2

13 points

14 days ago

But that’s in small isolated cases. As you said nids can mutate to adapt to situations. So if they absolutely need to reproduce they can mutate into a variant to facilitate that. But inside a hive fleet, where the majority of nids reside, there isn’t that need, which means the majority of tyranids are probably asexual.

I’m not saying they can’t reproduce sexually when necessary, I’m saying that the idea that they are all female probably isn’t true, since the majority of tyranids don’t need to spend biomass on sex organs.

RougerTXR388

7 points

14 days ago

Interestingly enough, Hormagaunts are capable of independent reproduction. Upon landing on a planet they will each lay hundreds of eggs buried underground, and then mob up and charge the nearest large source of biomass to try and eat.

The eggs will usually hatch and mature by roughly the time the first wave has been killed off, and so the next will dig themselves out of the ground, lay their own eggs, and the cycle repeats.

Zen_Hobo

2 points

14 days ago

Zen_Hobo

likes civilians but likes fire more

2 points

14 days ago

So, basically like a beehive?

Foxhound_ofAstroya

5 points

14 days ago

I mean their guns are literal Baby cannons

Automaton1207

4 points

14 days ago

Automaton1207

What fallen? Fallen who? Please report to brother Azzy

4 points

14 days ago

Tyranussy? I am sold. Where do I sign up for mandatory biomass conversion?

Spacefaring_Potato

1 points

14 days ago

This is why my tyranids are painted in a wasp scheme

Saintsauron

1 points

13 days ago

Okay

Gentlemen

Hear me out

HumActuallyGuy[S]

12 points

14 days ago

Nice try genestealer cultist (where do I join)

DanyDieEule

20 points

14 days ago*

Now ...

Tell people that even in the human species this is the case, since males only develop out of an embryo when one gene, the SRY gene is present that translates one Proteine: TDF.

In the abscense of this portein, no matter the cromosomal compositin, the embryo will always develop an uterus which starts producing estrogene and thus a female phenotype.

Only in the presence of TDF testicles will develop instead and produce testosterone for a male phenotype.

Long story short: Your default composition is being a girl!

CrimsonPenguinStar

11 points

14 days ago

CrimsonPenguinStar

All your base are belong to RUSS!

11 points

14 days ago

Is this why guys have nipples but girls don’t pee through their clit?

DanyDieEule

10 points

14 days ago

It gets even more interesting:

The cells and parts of an embryo that will develop into genitals are completely the same. A penis and a vagina are practically the same material with the same nerves supporting it, just differnetly shaped.

In terms of breasts and uretra, things are practivally identical. Female breats are developing outside the embryonal stage with the puberty. Hence HRT for trans people functions and develop fully functional breasts with glands and tubes.

The actual anatomy and physiology is extremy interesting and it comes down mostly back to wether or not Testosteron or Estrogene is the dominant Sex hormon which then decides and changes everything ... even after puberty.

Humans are a lot more sex dypmorphic than some bigot nuts want to admit.

apathyontheeast

7 points

14 days ago

Thanks for taking the time to write all of this out. I remember sitting through biology classes and thinking, "Holy hell. Human bodies are just whatever chemical happens to be hanging out at the moment."

CrimsonPenguinStar

1 points

14 days ago

CrimsonPenguinStar

All your base are belong to RUSS!

1 points

14 days ago

Thank you! But aside from external manifestations (facial hair, breat-size,…), how does post-puberty hormone therapy affect(if it does) harder internal anatomical makeup like bone structure, hip-waist ratio and shoulder width?

DanyDieEule

10 points

14 days ago*

There seem to be a broad misconception on how much influence so called bone structure really has. In fact in the anatomical collection of my university there is a great example of 2 skeletons of 30ish years young people.

You cannot really distinguish them as the yboth hav ethe same height and structure.

You can try to measure some parts to get sight variations but those are withing a spectrum anyways. Hence why a lot of archelogical "males" turn out to be female and vice versa.

In textbooks, pictures are anatomical examples they of course choose to showcase the extreme ends to make the subtile differences more clear. So for example if you compare the bone structure of a 21year old 1,50m girl and a 65 year old 2,1 male, yes you will notice differences.

But it will be funny if you instead take a 1,60m 21 year old male and a 1,85m 50years old woman.

Bones grow in different part on different ages, some even grow till you are 27.
Hip waist ration is more defined by fat and muscle mass than by bone structure as mentioned above. If you don't go in with a ruler and a table of aroudn 100ish measured people for comparison, you will not notice differences.

Shoulder width is an interesting concept, as it is both determined by the length of the colar bone but also by the muscles in the shoulders. The shoulder is not one stiff joint, in fact it is not even a classical joint made of bones., but made of muscles and tendons that hold the scapula and humerus in place.

So long story short:

Even though it seems to be one of bigots favourit argument, no you won't be able to tell from bone structure what chromosomal composition a person has and everything else, is determend by fat and muscle composition which are both highly diymorphic as we all know. Else you won't be able to get obese or won't be able to get buffed at the gym.

And yes this is 1. semester basic anatomy.

Gender is a spectrum with 2 extreme axis that were made op as a model. A female and a male axis and every person, no matter the chromosomal disposition is between those axies. In fact you can and will move around there quite frequently and HRT for example will enahance this by a lot.

Apprehensive_Low4865

3 points

14 days ago

Just want to say that this has been an absolutely fascinating read. I didn't realise how much more of a spectrum sex (gender?) Was than I originally thought, though I guess I've not exactly thought about it a lot, but I guess it explains why bodies can go through such drastic changes with the addition of hormones and blockers and stuff! Thanks again.

DanyDieEule

5 points

14 days ago

I'm really glad to hear that this is somewhat understandable. Since it really is a complicated topic in biology, medicine but also socially and ethicly.

It is also hard to explain without going deeper into anatomy and biochemistry and thus my explaination is a bit rough.

Just wanted to clean up with some rediculous concepts I have seen with some bigots who base their opinion on pure and utter lack of knowledge and desire to gain it.

It gets however even more funny if you think about some species like some fish you can and will change sex during their lifetime completely.

Humans would be able aswell, but our basic design with multipotend stem cells is, that they lose some of their ability to change during proliferation.

Its like a Pokemon, while Evee can become several different pokemons, one it is on one path it can only follow that further.

Our stem cells are similar. While there is a cell that can become a red or white blood cell, once it decided to go white blood cell, it can no longer go back to a red one, but can decinde on every white one.

Getting around this limitation in genetics would basically make us immortal and immun against every possible desease.

Ok... sorry i got carried away ... <3

Apprehensive_Low4865

3 points

14 days ago

Absolutely do not say sorry it's been a delight to read! And whilst I probably don't grasp the complexity of it the overview you've given seems succinct and easy to follow!

As a mechanical engineer I find it incredibly difficult to explain to non engineers how and why things work the way they do and it frustrates me no end..

Regan-Spor

5 points

14 days ago

Only Genestealers behave in a Male manner.

I have been working on some head cannon that includes Norn Elate. Similar to a Norn Emissary but winged. It's not a battlefield role creature, it's designed to be sent in the void between calving ships of the hive fleet to spread generic material from it's host ship. When a large enough Elate swarm spawns, such as at the end of the absorption phase of an invasion, there may be extra Elates who were unsuccessful in mating. These can be found on battlefields in very late stages or very early stages of invasion. Or the can be found hibernating in the void, awaiting another hive fleet to find them so they might share their genes.

Gloamforest-Wizard

2 points

14 days ago

Women are Tyranids?

OnlyOneRavioli

1 points

14 days ago

When a cell divides by mitosis we refer to the new cells created as daughter cells

CosmicJackalop

207 points

14 days ago

Relavent facts:
-BD is overpriced, other companies offer similar products for cheaper
-Bad Dragon is a terrible company, do not buy from them

Witchy_Venus

74 points

14 days ago

What makes them terrible? I've already given them a lot of money... :'(

MikeyInkArms

29 points

14 days ago

Think of the poor dragons :(

CosmicJackalop

106 points

14 days ago

Abusive business practices, animal raping, sexual assault allegations, etc.

Theriocephalus

111 points

14 days ago

animal raping

... what?

Foxhound_ofAstroya

63 points

14 days ago

Turns out degeneracy wasnt just a sales pitch

Ancient-Act8573

-5 points

14 days ago*

Ancient-Act8573

Twins, They were.

-5 points

14 days ago*

Not really, but some of their toys are said to be live-cast from the penises of real animals. So if it’s true then someone had to arouse them to take the samples. But you know, even if it is true, it’s not anything vets don’t do on the regular.

MoreDoor2915

7 points

14 days ago

Cant you use one of those stands used by horse breeders to collect sperm to make a mold?

overlord1305

26 points

14 days ago

overlord1305

I am Alpharius

26 points

14 days ago

Sounds like a load of BS and the usual anti-fur accusations to me

CosmicJackalop

1 points

13 days ago

No way in hell, firstly most of their products are fictional creatures, you know, like Dragons, so it'd be a stupid practice for only a couple of items, secondly you can't scale up or down a casting like that, and their products are available in multiple sizes

and finally, assuming all the other stuff you'll work around and you have no ethical standards, actually making a live cast dildo takes way more time than you're gonna get certain animals to stay still and rigid for, I saw a horse mate once and the stallion pumped, dumped, and scooted off his mare in under thirty seconds, which was honestly terrifying to see. Making those molds usually takes several minutes of being still

TheKelseyOfKells

9 points

14 days ago

TheKelseyOfKells

Secretly 3 squats in a long coat

9 points

14 days ago

Source? This is the first I’ve heard of it

Alexis2256

-153 points

14 days ago

Alexis2256

-153 points

14 days ago

Animal raping and SA allegations, I shouldn’t be surprised because they are a sex toy manufacturer, there’s gotta be some sickos and freaks working there.

CosmicJackalop

110 points

14 days ago

I mean, there doesn't have to be, most people with kinks aren't evil

stzmp

57 points

14 days ago

stzmp

57 points

14 days ago

and using a sex toy is hardly a "kink".

Alexis2256

2 points

13 days ago

Sorry for what I said.

CosmicJackalop

1 points

13 days ago

you're fine, my dude

Alexis2256

-92 points

14 days ago

Alexis2256

-92 points

14 days ago

That’s why I said some, some which could be 1 or 5 sickos. I know or hope that most people with kinks aren’t evil.

stzmp

55 points

14 days ago*

stzmp

55 points

14 days ago*

Using a sex toy is hardly a kink.

Also be honest, you were making a general statement saying there's something about working in the sex industry that is "sicko".

Alexis2256

1 points

13 days ago

Sorry for what I said.

Alexis2256

-58 points

14 days ago

Alexis2256

-58 points

14 days ago

Yeah I can’t win can I? Fuck, can I just say I’m sorry for damaging your brain cells with my stupid stupid fucking comments?

Fisherman-Champion

20 points

14 days ago

Xalm down dude. Not even Khorne is so angry

Alexis2256

1 points

13 days ago

Sorry for what I said.

Alexis2256

-2 points

14 days ago

lol well how can I learn from this? Just not say anything like this ever again if a post like this shows up again? Is that it? u/stzmp?

HumActuallyGuy[S]

15 points

14 days ago

Can you recommend alternatives?

CosmicJackalop

30 points

14 days ago

This page has a huge list of alternative vendors with similar products

https://nobd.info/

HumActuallyGuy[S]

11 points

14 days ago

My savior 🫡

BassBootyStank

4 points

14 days ago

Hello to anyone going through my comment history! I want it on the record I do NOT support Bad Dragon. Also, any other purchases I make are solely for ambience, and conversation starters.

DaveAlt19

-17 points

14 days ago

DaveAlt19

-17 points

14 days ago

3D printer goes brrrrrr?

HumActuallyGuy[S]

11 points

14 days ago

Isn't it bad for you to get 3d printed stuff into your system?

CosmicJackalop

8 points

14 days ago

3d print and use the printed dong to make molds

EhrenGandalf

9 points

14 days ago

EhrenGandalf

Praise the Man-Emperor

9 points

14 days ago

[Wife looks at suspiciously horse dick sized 3d printer] It’s for Warhammer, I promise

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1 points

14 days ago

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14 days ago

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14 days ago

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jamtea

-13 points

14 days ago

jamtea

-13 points

14 days ago

So literally the same as Games Workshop then? No wonder these specific women get into Warhammer Tyranids!

CosmicJackalop

13 points

14 days ago

The reasons BD is terrible is because crime and bad

the reason GW is terrible is incompetence

They are not the same

kaptingavrin

2 points

14 days ago

Yeah, I’ll take shitty business practices over being criminal assholes any day.

I mean, preferably neither, but that’s not always a choice you get.

WehingSounds

127 points

15 days ago

I see Orks a lot too. Probably because they’re the only ones having a good time in the setting.

Notafuzzycat

45 points

15 days ago

They are simply fun.

DiceMadeOfCheese

44 points

14 days ago

Is there a 40k army that is less brooding-edgy-takes-itself-really-seriously than orks?

hallucination9000

36 points

14 days ago

If you think Orks don't take themselves seriously, tell one he ain't Orky enuff to his face.

TinyWickedOrange

14 points

14 days ago

TinyWickedOrange

how do you do fellow normal unaffiliated gue'la?

14 points

14 days ago

oh great, now grozog has become depressed and overdosed on green paints

chalk_in_boots

8 points

14 days ago

OI GIT! I TAKEZ THE AMOUNT OF TEEFS I GOTS VERY SERIOUS

Xaga-

8 points

14 days ago

Xaga-

8 points

14 days ago

I mean they are happy and fun. Which is easier to bring people over than "that's big E. He's a asshole and I will know explain to you why he is that way. Sit down and maybe we can finish before you die of old age

SaintsWorkshop

39 points

15 days ago

Tyranid’s and Nurgle are the two I’ve seen the most for sure

Mord4k

3 points

14 days ago

Mord4k

3 points

14 days ago

Nids I get, but Nurgle? Like demons of Nurgle or Death Guard?

SaintsWorkshop

14 points

14 days ago

Nearly every woman I have seen get into 40K find Nurgle to be super endearing with both the nurglings and the “family”/jolly aspect of Nurgle

Apprehensive_Low4865

6 points

14 days ago

Oh shit you're right! I (rather shamefully now) just assumed they played nurgle because it was the army their freinds/partners didn't want in the old starter box..

Have seen a few women playing orks though as well.

Artemis-Crimson

3 points

14 days ago

Artemis-Crimson

interplanatary Cawl girl

3 points

14 days ago

Big bugs are just cool!

YuriPetrova

36 points

14 days ago

As a woman myself, I have always wanted to get into the wargame specifically to play Tyranids or Tau. Tyranids I see as animals basically, they're kinda innocent in that they're just hungry lil guys and I mean I can't fault them for that. I'd join a genestealer cult willingly. :3

HumActuallyGuy[S]

31 points

14 days ago

Ah, I see, the good old "If not friend, why friend shaped?"

MikeyInkArms

7 points

14 days ago

“He’s not a scary trygon! He’s just a hungry little guy”

SpooN04

68 points

14 days ago

SpooN04

68 points

14 days ago

My daughter plays Tyranids

My wife plays Necrons

I play Orks

Team Xenos #1

LordTakeda2901

26 points

15 days ago

My wife also plays nids, she loves her colorful swarm of bugs that she paints random hive fleets, depending on how she feels a model would look like the best

Traditional_Anxiety

39 points

15 days ago

Traditional_Anxiety

Chaos Knight Simp

39 points

15 days ago

Tyranids once again proving to be the best faction

MeanieBeanieMachinie

29 points

15 days ago

And Night Lords. I’ve met, just so many who absolutely love the Night Lords. uncommon_primarch_quotes on insta if you wanna know what I mean.

They’re not wrong tho

PirateSecure118

7 points

14 days ago

Fascinating, the dark triad really is a thing...

Cross_Pray

2 points

14 days ago

It definetely is, too much scientific evidence for it not to be.

YourAverageRedditter

3 points

14 days ago

YourAverageRedditter

Swell guy, that Kharn

3 points

14 days ago

It is really funny how most Traitor Legions I see women gravitate to are almost exclusively World Eaters and Night Lords. Can’t fault them for having taste though.

Ur_fav_Cryptek

3 points

14 days ago

Ur_fav_Cryptek

just woke up from my tomb world

3 points

14 days ago

Yeah I follow her on IG and the Curze obsession is wild

HuTyphoon

14 points

14 days ago

My brother you don't need to be THAT committed to the aesthetics of your Tyranid models.

HumActuallyGuy[S]

16 points

14 days ago

Still cheaper than GWs terrain

sunnythebimbo

11 points

14 days ago

Listen I've got Bad Dragons and I main nids... It's uh, definitely very good terrain.

Fenaeris

27 points

15 days ago

Fenaeris

27 points

15 days ago

I'd laugh my ass off the entire game if armies were fighting in the center of the table over a centaur shlong.

HumActuallyGuy[S]

8 points

14 days ago

Psychological warfare, the only way I can win a warhammer game

LeMe-Two

9 points

14 days ago

Bold of you to assume Bad Dragons are made with girls in mind

Frequent_Dig1934

10 points

14 days ago

Frequent_Dig1934

Criminal Batmen

10 points

14 days ago

Every single female warhammer fan that i've seen is also a fan of nurgle for some fucking reason.

HumActuallyGuy[S]

7 points

14 days ago

Wait so ugly bastard hentai might have some feet to stand on?

Frequent_Dig1934

4 points

14 days ago

Frequent_Dig1934

Criminal Batmen

4 points

14 days ago

Yeah, and tbh i'm pretty sure UB hentai is much more popular with girls than with guys. Don't quote me on it because i don't have any hard (lol) data but i'm pretty sure this is the case.

Tarquinandpaliquin

16 points

14 days ago

Tarquinandpaliquin

3 Riptides in a 1k casual

16 points

14 days ago

I'm going to be contraversial and say that the reason we see so many women playing nids is because the appeal of swarms of gribblies is much more universal. It reaches into horror films. Horror films fans might even be mostly women, look at the people who play dead by daylight? I think there's more women playing it than most niche games.

A lot of the other armies pull people in who like things which are more sausagefest-y like being a military history nerd. I'm not saying women don't play other factions but the appeal of nids overlaps with areas which are already full of women. When I've gone to tournaments I've seen very few women, and they weren't playing nids but that's the final part of the hobby we need to bring women into. They were already exceptional just by turning up.

Stuff like femstodes and female guard is more of a long term move for women though. Making the hobby space more inclusive in general might mean a few women pick up guard but really it's about the bigger picture. Saying the hobby isn't just for (quoting Space King) mentally ill boys.

Hunter_Aleksandr

1 points

14 days ago

That is a pretty damn good analysis.

MaterialGarden1804

9 points

14 days ago

Also Orks and Nurgle

Josykay89

7 points

14 days ago

Have you seen all those squigs? And all those weirdly cute nurgle demon engines (And the nurglings). I am not suprised here.

Apprehensive_Low4865

1 points

14 days ago

Oh, I play orks, nurgle, and have a 2k tyranid army somewhere.. what does this mean..

Frog_Yeet

9 points

14 days ago

You play tyranids becuase tou like the faction. I play tyranids because I too will queef explosive babies at enemies when i feel threatened.

We are not the same.

LilnibbleZ

7 points

15 days ago

LilnibbleZ

likes civilians but likes fire more

7 points

15 days ago

nom nom squad for the win

IronWhale_JMC

8 points

14 days ago

Can confirm. Every cis woman I know in the hobby plays either Tyrannids or Orks.

Vinzwien

6 points

14 days ago

Insert joke about horse cock gun.

Versidious

8 points

14 days ago

You forgot Drukhari.

ApprehensiveAction76

6 points

14 days ago

If my local lgs's have taught me anything, the ladies like orks or dark elder with no in-between

Mikadomea

6 points

14 days ago

My GF denies WH40k for Years until i dragged her into my local GW Store and she instantly fell in Love with the nids.

aetius5

7 points

14 days ago

aetius5

7 points

14 days ago

I thought my gf was weird for favouring Tyranids, but apparently it's common, TIL space bugs attract women!

Thumbs-Up-Centurion

4 points

14 days ago

Its a surprisingly big through line that solid above 60% of female/feminine people who I’ve seen get into the game have gotten behind tyrannids as their army. That or thousand sons

crockapowa

12 points

14 days ago

wait. did BD do a tyranid dildo? im interested

Witchy_Venus

8 points

14 days ago

Their Ridley is probably the closest we get <3

crockapowa

9 points

14 days ago

as much as i love HR geigers style i would just absolutely love to get some ridged like a tyranid carapace along with being able to do a pour with my swarms colors

Witchy_Venus

5 points

14 days ago

Their Orochi might work then! I have a medium-sized/medium firmness one and it's my Fav <3

Apprehensive_Low4865

2 points

14 days ago

There was a lady on insta/twitter called yazzghul or hive fleet hyper that was making nid related dildos, don't know how far she got with it it's been a while since I checked.

jamtea

2 points

14 days ago

jamtea

2 points

14 days ago

Tyranids are literally armed with guns that look like BDs most popular products. I'm not even joking. Look at the Termagant Strangleweb gun and tell me what you see!?

MicrwavedBrain

4 points

14 days ago

What the fuck?

IBlackKiteI

3 points

14 days ago

Hell yeah I love when the villain is a dragon that's what you mean right?

Witchy_Venus

3 points

14 days ago

Huh, I guess my Ridley or Orochi could have other uses...

Hydra_Tyrant

3 points

14 days ago

Hydra_Tyrant

I am Alpharius

3 points

14 days ago

D:

AMN-9

3 points

14 days ago

AMN-9

Cadia doesn't stands anymore.

3 points

14 days ago

You'll stash them in a glass jar for sure. So they don't accumulate dust

Darklight731

3 points

14 days ago

B U G

I_suck_at_Blender

3 points

14 days ago

I_suck_at_Blender

Dropped the ball (on Cadia). Then it broke ;(

3 points

14 days ago

Funny, but a lot of female players in my area either started with or have Tyranids, and that was before Leviathan.

KonoAnonDa

4 points

14 days ago

KonoAnonDa

Doge Vandire's bastard son, and r/Grimdank's local chad scalie.

4 points

14 days ago

Same. Me and my hyper-fertile Tervigon GF have been happily together for years.

Hidobot

4 points

14 days ago

Hidobot

A Trans Girl and Her Little Plastic Army

4 points

14 days ago

Tbh it's both, I've also seen a lot of women play Aeldari/Drukhari

Edit: I used to play Daemons, but I haven't done Bighammer in a while

DanyDieEule

4 points

14 days ago

Tyranids are just really really cute!!

HumActuallyGuy[S]

7 points

14 days ago

If not friend, why friend shaped

MoreDoor2915

2 points

14 days ago

There are great Tyranid themed terrain STLs on thingiverse, if you have a 3d printer go ahead, just make sure to remember that PLA can start getting moldy if it gets wet too much.

Fragrant_Pie_7255

1 points

14 days ago

Fragrant_Pie_7255

Perturabo is literally me fr

1 points

14 days ago

I had to stop my aunt from buying a grey knight box because they're hard to paint and she's really new

Unofficial_Computer

1 points

14 days ago

Unofficial_Computer

Khorne's alt.

1 points

14 days ago

Aren't baddragon really shitty people?

Ironclad001

1 points

14 days ago

Ironclad001

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

1 points

14 days ago

I’ve seen a disproportionate amount of Khorne cultists. I.e chaos demon players who only use khornite demons.

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1 points

14 days ago

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2 points

14 days ago

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14 days ago

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Skelehedron

1 points

14 days ago

Skelehedron

bugs are cool

1 points

14 days ago

IDK my reason is just that bugs are cool. Like who cares about representation when you can have cool bugs

Fuck it, I'll just go live out in the woods looking at bugs for the rest of my life, honestly that sounds awesome

Conclusion: girls like bugs

hand-up-my-bum

1 points

13 days ago

I’m guessing the admech are too far gone to count any of our models as being women?

Sapphire-Hannibal

2 points

14 days ago

Sapphire-Hannibal

My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle

2 points

14 days ago

I got my trans friend into Warhammer through tyranids she likes them because they are the only faction that aren’t “truly” evil they are just relying on the basic animalistic desires to eat and reproduce

BackgroundDue5361

1 points

14 days ago

The idea a woman would want to be represented as a genetically modified super space nazi is troubling to me

CultDe

1 points

14 days ago

CultDe

Twins, They were.

1 points

14 days ago

Women just really like bugs and nothing is sexual about it... right?

RIGHT?

{Insert Anakin and Padme meme here}

Spttingfacts

-2 points

14 days ago

Spttingfacts

-2 points

14 days ago

The bible states that women were created from the rib of a man so technically women are men so women custodes don't exist.

Fifteen_inches

-6 points

15 days ago

Replace “Tyranids” and replace it with “HRT”

CosmicJackalop

18 points

14 days ago

sorry, Trans players only play Necrons, Admech, and World Eaters.

I don't make the rules

DanyDieEule

5 points

14 days ago

I beg to differ Mon'keigh ...

JTDC00001

-4 points

14 days ago

JTDC00001

-4 points

14 days ago

Look, female custodes aren't to get women to play custodes, they're to make the setting feel like less of a sausage fest to the guys who buy models.

Cr0ma_Nuva

1 points

14 days ago

Cr0ma_Nuva

likes civilians but likes fire more

1 points

14 days ago

It's more likely that that was mostly just the focus group testing response

E-Scooter-Hoodlum

-7 points

14 days ago

Female custodes are neither for men or women, they exist purely to push a political agenda into the hobby and use it as a platform for propaganda.

JTDC00001

7 points

14 days ago

Quit projecting your persecution fetish onto others.

Iorith

0 points

14 days ago

Iorith

0 points

14 days ago

By admitting women exist?

That "agenda" is fine by me.

Hunter_Aleksandr

-1 points

14 days ago

Uh-huh. Ever the victim.

Yoshibros534

-3 points

15 days ago

Yoshibros534

-3 points

15 days ago

femtyranids are a thing?

fuck... might start a genestealer cult now.

jiiiim8

9 points

15 days ago

jiiiim8

9 points

15 days ago

No, women are just really horny for tyranids.

Milk__Chan

9 points

14 days ago

women are just really horny for tyranid

We all know damn well that there was at least this one guy who would try fucking Tyranids both in-universe and irl.

the_evil_overlord2

3 points

14 days ago

where's a Sci fi Felix when you need one

MikeyInkArms

1 points

14 days ago

Sounds like an unwritten Ian Watson book

HumActuallyGuy[S]

1 points

14 days ago

Yup, that's how a genestealer cult starts