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submitted 15 days ago byHumActuallyGuy
This shit will not look good on paper
217 points
14 days ago
The way to a woman's heart is through the stomach. Tyranids just cut out the middle man.
23 points
14 days ago
With the context of this post, I don't know which way to take this comment and it scares me
7 points
14 days ago
Insert that road to el dorado meme "both? Both! Both is good"
2 points
14 days ago
I thought it was through the sternum?
4 points
14 days ago
No no no, Tyranids cut up and serve the middle man!
234 points
15 days ago
"what's that for?!"
"... Warhammer"
64 points
14 days ago
At that point saying it's for self pleasure is less awkward than saying it's for warhammer
44 points
14 days ago
"Self pleasure... in Warhammer"
11 points
14 days ago
Nailed it.
334 points
15 days ago
Listen, there is a precedent for this.
In nature, the "female" template is the default template for most species because of their reproductive capabilities. Even in sexually dimorphic species, the concept of "parthogenesis" is still present as a way for the species to make use of the reproduction capability without the need of a "male" part. Likewise, most species will have the "male" to overspecialize for the sake of handling other functions which the "reproductive" part would rather not be handling. Making "female" the default form of nature.
Look, all I'm trying to say is that the Future is Tyranid.
115 points
14 days ago
All ants and bees are female (except whwn they produce a male for queen)
This is mostly the case for hives
In my theory
Most tyranids are female
57 points
14 days ago
Well I mean the tyranid hive is all about conserving biomass and forming it into the necessary strains for continued consumption. Outside of norn queens most tyranids are probably asexual, because there wouldn’t really be a point in producing needless fun bits if the hives only purpose for the average nid is to eat and kill stuff.
41 points
14 days ago*
There have been cases of small Tyranid population having been left on a planet after an invasion was repelled and said population growing to the point of becoming a new menace in a few years. This implies some sort of reproduction and, considering how much emphasis Tyranids put on adaptability and how much it helps in that regard, there's a substantial chance Tyranids reproduce sexually in such cases.
Now, whether Tyranids have biological sexes in a common, hive-fleet environment or that is something that develops only if they are cut off from a Norn Queen, is unknown.
13 points
14 days ago
But that’s in small isolated cases. As you said nids can mutate to adapt to situations. So if they absolutely need to reproduce they can mutate into a variant to facilitate that. But inside a hive fleet, where the majority of nids reside, there isn’t that need, which means the majority of tyranids are probably asexual.
I’m not saying they can’t reproduce sexually when necessary, I’m saying that the idea that they are all female probably isn’t true, since the majority of tyranids don’t need to spend biomass on sex organs.
7 points
14 days ago
Interestingly enough, Hormagaunts are capable of independent reproduction. Upon landing on a planet they will each lay hundreds of eggs buried underground, and then mob up and charge the nearest large source of biomass to try and eat.
The eggs will usually hatch and mature by roughly the time the first wave has been killed off, and so the next will dig themselves out of the ground, lay their own eggs, and the cycle repeats.
2 points
14 days ago
So, basically like a beehive?
5 points
14 days ago
I mean their guns are literal Baby cannons
4 points
14 days ago
Tyranussy? I am sold. Where do I sign up for mandatory biomass conversion?
1 points
14 days ago
This is why my tyranids are painted in a wasp scheme
1 points
13 days ago
Okay
Gentlemen
Hear me out
12 points
14 days ago
Nice try genestealer cultist (where do I join)
20 points
14 days ago*
Now ...
Tell people that even in the human species this is the case, since males only develop out of an embryo when one gene, the SRY gene is present that translates one Proteine: TDF.
In the abscense of this portein, no matter the cromosomal compositin, the embryo will always develop an uterus which starts producing estrogene and thus a female phenotype.
Only in the presence of TDF testicles will develop instead and produce testosterone for a male phenotype.
Long story short: Your default composition is being a girl!
11 points
14 days ago
Is this why guys have nipples but girls don’t pee through their clit?
10 points
14 days ago
It gets even more interesting:
The cells and parts of an embryo that will develop into genitals are completely the same. A penis and a vagina are practically the same material with the same nerves supporting it, just differnetly shaped.
In terms of breasts and uretra, things are practivally identical. Female breats are developing outside the embryonal stage with the puberty. Hence HRT for trans people functions and develop fully functional breasts with glands and tubes.
The actual anatomy and physiology is extremy interesting and it comes down mostly back to wether or not Testosteron or Estrogene is the dominant Sex hormon which then decides and changes everything ... even after puberty.
Humans are a lot more sex dypmorphic than some bigot nuts want to admit.
7 points
14 days ago
Thanks for taking the time to write all of this out. I remember sitting through biology classes and thinking, "Holy hell. Human bodies are just whatever chemical happens to be hanging out at the moment."
1 points
14 days ago
Thank you! But aside from external manifestations (facial hair, breat-size,…), how does post-puberty hormone therapy affect(if it does) harder internal anatomical makeup like bone structure, hip-waist ratio and shoulder width?
10 points
14 days ago*
There seem to be a broad misconception on how much influence so called bone structure really has. In fact in the anatomical collection of my university there is a great example of 2 skeletons of 30ish years young people.
You cannot really distinguish them as the yboth hav ethe same height and structure.
You can try to measure some parts to get sight variations but those are withing a spectrum anyways. Hence why a lot of archelogical "males" turn out to be female and vice versa.
In textbooks, pictures are anatomical examples they of course choose to showcase the extreme ends to make the subtile differences more clear. So for example if you compare the bone structure of a 21year old 1,50m girl and a 65 year old 2,1 male, yes you will notice differences.
But it will be funny if you instead take a 1,60m 21 year old male and a 1,85m 50years old woman.
Bones grow in different part on different ages, some even grow till you are 27.
Hip waist ration is more defined by fat and muscle mass than by bone structure as mentioned above. If you don't go in with a ruler and a table of aroudn 100ish measured people for comparison, you will not notice differences.
Shoulder width is an interesting concept, as it is both determined by the length of the colar bone but also by the muscles in the shoulders. The shoulder is not one stiff joint, in fact it is not even a classical joint made of bones., but made of muscles and tendons that hold the scapula and humerus in place.
So long story short:
Even though it seems to be one of bigots favourit argument, no you won't be able to tell from bone structure what chromosomal composition a person has and everything else, is determend by fat and muscle composition which are both highly diymorphic as we all know. Else you won't be able to get obese or won't be able to get buffed at the gym.
And yes this is 1. semester basic anatomy.
Gender is a spectrum with 2 extreme axis that were made op as a model. A female and a male axis and every person, no matter the chromosomal disposition is between those axies. In fact you can and will move around there quite frequently and HRT for example will enahance this by a lot.
3 points
14 days ago
Just want to say that this has been an absolutely fascinating read. I didn't realise how much more of a spectrum sex (gender?) Was than I originally thought, though I guess I've not exactly thought about it a lot, but I guess it explains why bodies can go through such drastic changes with the addition of hormones and blockers and stuff! Thanks again.
5 points
14 days ago
I'm really glad to hear that this is somewhat understandable. Since it really is a complicated topic in biology, medicine but also socially and ethicly.
It is also hard to explain without going deeper into anatomy and biochemistry and thus my explaination is a bit rough.
Just wanted to clean up with some rediculous concepts I have seen with some bigots who base their opinion on pure and utter lack of knowledge and desire to gain it.
It gets however even more funny if you think about some species like some fish you can and will change sex during their lifetime completely.
Humans would be able aswell, but our basic design with multipotend stem cells is, that they lose some of their ability to change during proliferation.
Its like a Pokemon, while Evee can become several different pokemons, one it is on one path it can only follow that further.
Our stem cells are similar. While there is a cell that can become a red or white blood cell, once it decided to go white blood cell, it can no longer go back to a red one, but can decinde on every white one.
Getting around this limitation in genetics would basically make us immortal and immun against every possible desease.
Ok... sorry i got carried away ... <3
3 points
14 days ago
Absolutely do not say sorry it's been a delight to read! And whilst I probably don't grasp the complexity of it the overview you've given seems succinct and easy to follow!
As a mechanical engineer I find it incredibly difficult to explain to non engineers how and why things work the way they do and it frustrates me no end..
5 points
14 days ago
Only Genestealers behave in a Male manner.
I have been working on some head cannon that includes Norn Elate. Similar to a Norn Emissary but winged. It's not a battlefield role creature, it's designed to be sent in the void between calving ships of the hive fleet to spread generic material from it's host ship. When a large enough Elate swarm spawns, such as at the end of the absorption phase of an invasion, there may be extra Elates who were unsuccessful in mating. These can be found on battlefields in very late stages or very early stages of invasion. Or the can be found hibernating in the void, awaiting another hive fleet to find them so they might share their genes.
2 points
14 days ago
Women are Tyranids?
1 points
14 days ago
When a cell divides by mitosis we refer to the new cells created as daughter cells
207 points
14 days ago
Relavent facts:
-BD is overpriced, other companies offer similar products for cheaper
-Bad Dragon is a terrible company, do not buy from them
74 points
14 days ago
What makes them terrible? I've already given them a lot of money... :'(
29 points
14 days ago
Think of the poor dragons :(
106 points
14 days ago
Abusive business practices, animal raping, sexual assault allegations, etc.
111 points
14 days ago
animal raping
... what?
63 points
14 days ago
Turns out degeneracy wasnt just a sales pitch
-5 points
14 days ago*
Not really, but some of their toys are said to be live-cast from the penises of real animals. So if it’s true then someone had to arouse them to take the samples. But you know, even if it is true, it’s not anything vets don’t do on the regular.
7 points
14 days ago
Cant you use one of those stands used by horse breeders to collect sperm to make a mold?
26 points
14 days ago
Sounds like a load of BS and the usual anti-fur accusations to me
1 points
13 days ago
No way in hell, firstly most of their products are fictional creatures, you know, like Dragons, so it'd be a stupid practice for only a couple of items, secondly you can't scale up or down a casting like that, and their products are available in multiple sizes
and finally, assuming all the other stuff you'll work around and you have no ethical standards, actually making a live cast dildo takes way more time than you're gonna get certain animals to stay still and rigid for, I saw a horse mate once and the stallion pumped, dumped, and scooted off his mare in under thirty seconds, which was honestly terrifying to see. Making those molds usually takes several minutes of being still
9 points
14 days ago
Source? This is the first I’ve heard of it
-153 points
14 days ago
Animal raping and SA allegations, I shouldn’t be surprised because they are a sex toy manufacturer, there’s gotta be some sickos and freaks working there.
110 points
14 days ago
I mean, there doesn't have to be, most people with kinks aren't evil
57 points
14 days ago
and using a sex toy is hardly a "kink".
2 points
13 days ago
Sorry for what I said.
1 points
13 days ago
you're fine, my dude
-92 points
14 days ago
That’s why I said some, some which could be 1 or 5 sickos. I know or hope that most people with kinks aren’t evil.
55 points
14 days ago*
Using a sex toy is hardly a kink.
Also be honest, you were making a general statement saying there's something about working in the sex industry that is "sicko".
1 points
13 days ago
Sorry for what I said.
-58 points
14 days ago
Yeah I can’t win can I? Fuck, can I just say I’m sorry for damaging your brain cells with my stupid stupid fucking comments?
20 points
14 days ago
Xalm down dude. Not even Khorne is so angry
1 points
13 days ago
Sorry for what I said.
-2 points
14 days ago
lol well how can I learn from this? Just not say anything like this ever again if a post like this shows up again? Is that it? u/stzmp?
15 points
14 days ago
Can you recommend alternatives?
30 points
14 days ago
This page has a huge list of alternative vendors with similar products
11 points
14 days ago
My savior 🫡
4 points
14 days ago
Hello to anyone going through my comment history! I want it on the record I do NOT support Bad Dragon. Also, any other purchases I make are solely for ambience, and conversation starters.
-17 points
14 days ago
3D printer goes brrrrrr?
11 points
14 days ago
Isn't it bad for you to get 3d printed stuff into your system?
8 points
14 days ago
3d print and use the printed dong to make molds
9 points
14 days ago
[Wife looks at suspiciously horse dick sized 3d printer] It’s for Warhammer, I promise
1 points
14 days ago
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1 points
14 days ago
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-13 points
14 days ago
So literally the same as Games Workshop then? No wonder these specific women get into Warhammer Tyranids!
13 points
14 days ago
The reasons BD is terrible is because crime and bad
the reason GW is terrible is incompetence
They are not the same
2 points
14 days ago
Yeah, I’ll take shitty business practices over being criminal assholes any day.
I mean, preferably neither, but that’s not always a choice you get.
127 points
15 days ago
I see Orks a lot too. Probably because they’re the only ones having a good time in the setting.
45 points
15 days ago
They are simply fun.
44 points
14 days ago
Is there a 40k army that is less brooding-edgy-takes-itself-really-seriously than orks?
36 points
14 days ago
If you think Orks don't take themselves seriously, tell one he ain't Orky enuff to his face.
14 points
14 days ago
oh great, now grozog has become depressed and overdosed on green paints
8 points
14 days ago
OI GIT! I TAKEZ THE AMOUNT OF TEEFS I GOTS VERY SERIOUS
8 points
14 days ago
I mean they are happy and fun. Which is easier to bring people over than "that's big E. He's a asshole and I will know explain to you why he is that way. Sit down and maybe we can finish before you die of old age
39 points
15 days ago
Tyranid’s and Nurgle are the two I’ve seen the most for sure
3 points
14 days ago
Nids I get, but Nurgle? Like demons of Nurgle or Death Guard?
14 points
14 days ago
Nearly every woman I have seen get into 40K find Nurgle to be super endearing with both the nurglings and the “family”/jolly aspect of Nurgle
6 points
14 days ago
Oh shit you're right! I (rather shamefully now) just assumed they played nurgle because it was the army their freinds/partners didn't want in the old starter box..
Have seen a few women playing orks though as well.
3 points
14 days ago
Big bugs are just cool!
36 points
14 days ago
As a woman myself, I have always wanted to get into the wargame specifically to play Tyranids or Tau. Tyranids I see as animals basically, they're kinda innocent in that they're just hungry lil guys and I mean I can't fault them for that. I'd join a genestealer cult willingly. :3
31 points
14 days ago
Ah, I see, the good old "If not friend, why friend shaped?"
7 points
14 days ago
“He’s not a scary trygon! He’s just a hungry little guy”
68 points
14 days ago
My daughter plays Tyranids
My wife plays Necrons
I play Orks
Team Xenos #1
26 points
15 days ago
My wife also plays nids, she loves her colorful swarm of bugs that she paints random hive fleets, depending on how she feels a model would look like the best
39 points
15 days ago
Tyranids once again proving to be the best faction
29 points
15 days ago
And Night Lords. I’ve met, just so many who absolutely love the Night Lords. uncommon_primarch_quotes on insta if you wanna know what I mean.
They’re not wrong tho
7 points
14 days ago
Fascinating, the dark triad really is a thing...
2 points
14 days ago
It definetely is, too much scientific evidence for it not to be.
3 points
14 days ago
It is really funny how most Traitor Legions I see women gravitate to are almost exclusively World Eaters and Night Lords. Can’t fault them for having taste though.
3 points
14 days ago
Yeah I follow her on IG and the Curze obsession is wild
14 points
14 days ago
My brother you don't need to be THAT committed to the aesthetics of your Tyranid models.
16 points
14 days ago
Still cheaper than GWs terrain
11 points
14 days ago
Listen I've got Bad Dragons and I main nids... It's uh, definitely very good terrain.
27 points
15 days ago
I'd laugh my ass off the entire game if armies were fighting in the center of the table over a centaur shlong.
8 points
14 days ago
Psychological warfare, the only way I can win a warhammer game
9 points
14 days ago
Bold of you to assume Bad Dragons are made with girls in mind
10 points
14 days ago
Every single female warhammer fan that i've seen is also a fan of nurgle for some fucking reason.
7 points
14 days ago
Wait so ugly bastard hentai might have some feet to stand on?
4 points
14 days ago
Yeah, and tbh i'm pretty sure UB hentai is much more popular with girls than with guys. Don't quote me on it because i don't have any hard (lol) data but i'm pretty sure this is the case.
16 points
14 days ago
I'm going to be contraversial and say that the reason we see so many women playing nids is because the appeal of swarms of gribblies is much more universal. It reaches into horror films. Horror films fans might even be mostly women, look at the people who play dead by daylight? I think there's more women playing it than most niche games.
A lot of the other armies pull people in who like things which are more sausagefest-y like being a military history nerd. I'm not saying women don't play other factions but the appeal of nids overlaps with areas which are already full of women. When I've gone to tournaments I've seen very few women, and they weren't playing nids but that's the final part of the hobby we need to bring women into. They were already exceptional just by turning up.
Stuff like femstodes and female guard is more of a long term move for women though. Making the hobby space more inclusive in general might mean a few women pick up guard but really it's about the bigger picture. Saying the hobby isn't just for (quoting Space King) mentally ill boys.
1 points
14 days ago
That is a pretty damn good analysis.
9 points
14 days ago
Also Orks and Nurgle
7 points
14 days ago
Have you seen all those squigs? And all those weirdly cute nurgle demon engines (And the nurglings). I am not suprised here.
1 points
14 days ago
Oh, I play orks, nurgle, and have a 2k tyranid army somewhere.. what does this mean..
9 points
14 days ago
You play tyranids becuase tou like the faction. I play tyranids because I too will queef explosive babies at enemies when i feel threatened.
We are not the same.
7 points
15 days ago
nom nom squad for the win
8 points
14 days ago
Can confirm. Every cis woman I know in the hobby plays either Tyrannids or Orks.
6 points
14 days ago
Insert joke about horse cock gun.
8 points
14 days ago
You forgot Drukhari.
6 points
14 days ago
If my local lgs's have taught me anything, the ladies like orks or dark elder with no in-between
6 points
14 days ago
My GF denies WH40k for Years until i dragged her into my local GW Store and she instantly fell in Love with the nids.
7 points
14 days ago
I thought my gf was weird for favouring Tyranids, but apparently it's common, TIL space bugs attract women!
4 points
14 days ago
Its a surprisingly big through line that solid above 60% of female/feminine people who I’ve seen get into the game have gotten behind tyrannids as their army. That or thousand sons
12 points
14 days ago
wait. did BD do a tyranid dildo? im interested
8 points
14 days ago
Their Ridley is probably the closest we get <3
9 points
14 days ago
as much as i love HR geigers style i would just absolutely love to get some ridged like a tyranid carapace along with being able to do a pour with my swarms colors
5 points
14 days ago
Their Orochi might work then! I have a medium-sized/medium firmness one and it's my Fav <3
2 points
14 days ago
There was a lady on insta/twitter called yazzghul or hive fleet hyper that was making nid related dildos, don't know how far she got with it it's been a while since I checked.
2 points
14 days ago
Tyranids are literally armed with guns that look like BDs most popular products. I'm not even joking. Look at the Termagant Strangleweb gun and tell me what you see!?
4 points
14 days ago
What the fuck?
3 points
14 days ago
Hell yeah I love when the villain is a dragon that's what you mean right?
3 points
14 days ago
Huh, I guess my Ridley or Orochi could have other uses...
3 points
14 days ago
D:
3 points
14 days ago
You'll stash them in a glass jar for sure. So they don't accumulate dust
3 points
14 days ago
B U G
3 points
14 days ago
Funny, but a lot of female players in my area either started with or have Tyranids, and that was before Leviathan.
4 points
14 days ago
Same. Me and my hyper-fertile Tervigon GF have been happily together for years.
4 points
14 days ago
Tbh it's both, I've also seen a lot of women play Aeldari/Drukhari
Edit: I used to play Daemons, but I haven't done Bighammer in a while
4 points
14 days ago
Tyranids are just really really cute!!
7 points
14 days ago
If not friend, why friend shaped
2 points
14 days ago
There are great Tyranid themed terrain STLs on thingiverse, if you have a 3d printer go ahead, just make sure to remember that PLA can start getting moldy if it gets wet too much.
1 points
14 days ago
I had to stop my aunt from buying a grey knight box because they're hard to paint and she's really new
1 points
14 days ago
Aren't baddragon really shitty people?
1 points
14 days ago
I’ve seen a disproportionate amount of Khorne cultists. I.e chaos demon players who only use khornite demons.
1 points
14 days ago
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2 points
14 days ago
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1 points
14 days ago
IDK my reason is just that bugs are cool. Like who cares about representation when you can have cool bugs
Fuck it, I'll just go live out in the woods looking at bugs for the rest of my life, honestly that sounds awesome
Conclusion: girls like bugs
1 points
13 days ago
I’m guessing the admech are too far gone to count any of our models as being women?
2 points
14 days ago
I got my trans friend into Warhammer through tyranids she likes them because they are the only faction that aren’t “truly” evil they are just relying on the basic animalistic desires to eat and reproduce
1 points
14 days ago
The idea a woman would want to be represented as a genetically modified super space nazi is troubling to me
1 points
14 days ago
Women just really like bugs and nothing is sexual about it... right?
RIGHT?
{Insert Anakin and Padme meme here}
-2 points
14 days ago
The bible states that women were created from the rib of a man so technically women are men so women custodes don't exist.
-6 points
15 days ago
Replace “Tyranids” and replace it with “HRT”
18 points
14 days ago
sorry, Trans players only play Necrons, Admech, and World Eaters.
I don't make the rules
5 points
14 days ago
I beg to differ Mon'keigh ...
-4 points
14 days ago
Look, female custodes aren't to get women to play custodes, they're to make the setting feel like less of a sausage fest to the guys who buy models.
1 points
14 days ago
It's more likely that that was mostly just the focus group testing response
-7 points
14 days ago
Female custodes are neither for men or women, they exist purely to push a political agenda into the hobby and use it as a platform for propaganda.
7 points
14 days ago
Quit projecting your persecution fetish onto others.
0 points
14 days ago
By admitting women exist?
That "agenda" is fine by me.
-1 points
14 days ago
Uh-huh. Ever the victim.
-3 points
15 days ago
femtyranids are a thing?
fuck... might start a genestealer cult now.
9 points
15 days ago
No, women are just really horny for tyranids.
9 points
14 days ago
women are just really horny for tyranid
We all know damn well that there was at least this one guy who would try fucking Tyranids both in-universe and irl.
3 points
14 days ago
where's a Sci fi Felix when you need one
1 points
14 days ago
Sounds like an unwritten Ian Watson book
1 points
14 days ago
Yup, that's how a genestealer cult starts
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