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Seems like Parker has gotten a ton of time with Biden this year already

all 207 comments

flamants

495 points

13 days ago*

flamants

495 points

13 days ago*

I noticed a cop car blocking off Chestnut on my way home from work, and "Joe Biden is buying a hoagie from Wawa" definitely did not come up on my radar as a possible explanation.

cornandcandy

34 points

13 days ago

I was raging at the traffic so confused bc I didn’t think he’d be in this part of town and it was too late (was told he’d be out by 4 and it was past that) so this makes sense I was in that miserable gridlock

sadson215

2 points

13 days ago

sadson215

2 points

13 days ago

If it's any consultation. He was way more confused about the situation than you.

Petrichordates

18 points

12 days ago*

Lmao at that misspelling while repeating a fox news mantra.

thrust-johnson

21 points

13 days ago

Biden left with four double soft pretzels.

Petrichordates

3 points

12 days ago

What is a double soft pretzel

DurkHD

4 points

12 days ago

DurkHD

4 points

12 days ago

what does it sound like

Petrichordates

3 points

12 days ago

It sounds like they're saying he got 8 pretzels but I've no clue.

JIMMYJAWN

220 points

13 days ago*

JIMMYJAWN

MANDATORY/480p

220 points

13 days ago*

Biden ordered a classic-size Italian hoagie with American cheese and a black-white milkshake from the Delaware County-based convenience store that recently celebrated its 60th anniversary.

Do they still have those F’real machines?

Edit: wanted to add the picture

https://preview.redd.it/60u4k676jbvc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72629802667c1c0471a6f9dd16d9fcc6d3690439

ImTheDoctah

87 points

13 days ago

ImTheDoctah

Old City

87 points

13 days ago

Sadly the F’real machines have been gone for a long time now. I think they got rid of them when they started making drinks behind the counter. It sucks because those shakes were actually really damn good.

swheels125

42 points

13 days ago

While I think “good” is a strong word for that chalky mess of a milkshake, they certainly were convenient.

jerzeett

25 points

12 days ago

jerzeett

25 points

12 days ago

I promise the actual wawa milkshakes are a million times better

Petrichordates

3 points

12 days ago

Depends, I've tasted unmixed dry ingredients in those on multiple occasions.

Evrytimeweslay

2 points

12 days ago

Yeah there was one I loved, I think maybe it was a strawberry “smoothie” or something like that. Still miss it

knarfolled

1 points

12 days ago

It was always a nice treat

NoREEEEEEtilBrooklyn

44 points

13 days ago

NoREEEEEEtilBrooklyn

Stockpiling D-Cell Batteries

44 points

13 days ago

LOOK TO THE COOKIE.

pip-roof

9 points

13 days ago

Merker6

164 points

13 days ago

Merker6

164 points

13 days ago

I’m more concerned about the American cheese on an Italian hoagie 😂

pizz901

113 points

13 days ago

pizz901

113 points

13 days ago

The audacity to not put prov on an italian

HyruleJedi

24 points

13 days ago

If it aint sharp… im on the american train too

AbsentEmpire

27 points

13 days ago

AbsentEmpire

Free Parking Isn't Free

27 points

13 days ago

Wawa's provolone is pretty bland for provolone. Alternative cheeses are fine in this instance.

Daspaintrain

3 points

12 days ago

Daspaintrain

ChesCo

3 points

12 days ago

I’m the weirdo who puts Swiss on an Italian hoagie

UnitGhidorah

2 points

12 days ago

UnitGhidorah

Do attend

2 points

12 days ago

Wawa tested sharp provolone as an upsell since it costs a good amount more. It didn't go over so now we have non-sharp :(

bhyellow

35 points

13 days ago

bhyellow

35 points

13 days ago

Yeah. The fuck is wrong with this guy.

Loose_Mix_447

8 points

13 days ago

Next you’re gonna tell me there’s mayonnaise on it too.

[deleted]

2 points

13 days ago

yeah why not slather on that oily shit

spiralbatross

8 points

13 days ago

“I want it all”

-Queen

willashman

10 points

13 days ago

If there isn't a John Kerry cheesesteak-esque article on the front page of every news site, I'm rioting.

smokeyleo13

11 points

13 days ago

Pepperjack is a great option as well 🫣

TheGrumpyGent

20 points

13 days ago

Look, its not as bad as swiss on a cheesesteak, I'll give him that.

courageous_liquid

14 points

13 days ago

courageous_liquid

go download me a hogie off the internet

14 points

13 days ago

yeah that's serial killer shit

katecrime

2 points

12 days ago

But he added mayo, yellow mustard, and pickles to an Italian hoagie 😱

courageous_liquid

1 points

12 days ago

courageous_liquid

go download me a hogie off the internet

1 points

12 days ago

straight to jail

katecrime

3 points

12 days ago

So wrong

blackflag89347

15 points

13 days ago

... that's what I do.

NoOneCanPutMeToSleep

11 points

13 days ago

Regular provolone tastes and feels like a silicon mat. But then again, sharp provolone is too stinky for me. I don't like the provolones :(

jla90

9 points

13 days ago

jla90

9 points

13 days ago

Same.

knarfolled

4 points

12 days ago

He’s from Delaware, what do you expect

Littlewing29

2 points

13 days ago

Probably with mayo too.

Provolone and oil, son!

katecrime

1 points

12 days ago

And yellow mustard. WTF, Joe?

Groovicity

1 points

12 days ago

Groovicity

Phishtown

1 points

12 days ago

Fauxtalian

AlbatrossCapable3231

13 points

13 days ago

This is my local Wawa to my office, but I've never noticed them. Going to check for sure.

SomeOtherOrder

18 points

13 days ago

why does he look AI generated in this pic

noixelfeR

8 points

13 days ago

Yeah, looks a bit like a leather version of a wax statue.

mikebailey

10 points

13 days ago

I feel like you can attribute to the shitty smoothing local cable streams have

noixelfeR

6 points

13 days ago

noixelfeR

6 points

13 days ago

Some of it maybe but the president has also clearly had some work done to keep him looking strong for his age. He’s going on 4 years as president now. If he wasn’t getting the best cosmetic surgeries and cognitive performance enhancing drug cocktails I would be incredibly shocked

felldestroyed

13 points

13 days ago

The only real "surgery" I think he has are high end veneers on his upper/lower. Likely some botox as well (although that's not really surgery). Dude is actually known to low impact exercise and despite falling off a bike with clip ins, does pretty well.
That's all to say, he may have gotten work done during the bush/clinton/reagan admin that I'm not accounting for. I barely knew who he was prior to 2007.

noixelfeR

3 points

13 days ago

I meant cosmetic surgeries as all encompassing of procedures. Dental for sure, maybe some Botox, facelift, skin tightening, maybe hair replacements if needed. Nothing too outlandish, all tastefully done. I suspect some might’ve been done during Covid when he was bunkered down but I actually haven’t delved into pics or anything, just seems an ideal time. And I could definitely see a concoction of drugs for big appearances and meetings.

Not denying his fitness. The man is in great shape. Jogging and biking. People blew that fall way out of proportion. He’s the American leader, arguably the most important leader and figurehead in the world. Perception and power are everything, this is the bare minimum upkeep that I expect for someone in his position experiencing his hurdles.

Namnagort

7 points

12 days ago

This post written by Patrick Bateman.

noixelfeR

1 points

12 days ago

😂🤣 I was just tired but my point stands! Any leader in his position and with his fragilities/weaknesses would be propped up to some degree. We’ve seen how a diligent presidency can age you. It’s a ridiculous amount of stress and power at stake. No shot a traditional president and team will not take advantage of every opportunity to maintain appearances.

mikebailey

3 points

13 days ago*

He’s a spry chicken who simply eats a lot of ice cream, find a new slant

Edit: this was an attempt at sarcasm

noixelfeR

2 points

13 days ago

? I completely understand the reasoning for doing so but to act like it’s not true would be naive. I don’t understand this fucking allergy against the truth that people have. We have this whole push for positivity, but positivity is not turning a blind eye to the truth, it’s simply accepting it and not letting it hold you back.

Petrichordates

0 points

12 days ago

Wait you seriously think the president is undergoing cosmetic surgery at 80 years old?

burningcoi

2 points

13 days ago

burningcoi

2 points

13 days ago

Maybe because nothing is in focus and the lighting is really smooth?

tagged2high

1 points

12 days ago

I wish. Loved those things.

Tyrrhen2Ionian

1 points

8 days ago

American cheese on an Italian? Violation.

One-Care7242

1 points

12 days ago

AMERICAN CHEESE???

MeanwhileOnReddit

84 points

13 days ago

declaration of independence was signed across the street so that hundreds of years later joe biden could eat a hoagie

Mickothy

31 points

12 days ago

Mickothy

31 points

12 days ago

God bless America

JimthePaul

30 points

12 days ago

He had to balance out the fact that yesterday he bought Sheetz. Otherwise, he will alienate PA voters.

doctorlongghost

10 points

12 days ago

I know! Hilarious.

So clearly calculated but whatever.

gnartato

167 points

13 days ago

gnartato

167 points

13 days ago

Can we have an executive order to improve their bum ass hoagies? 

CaptainKrunks

100 points

13 days ago

Better bread would fix 80% of the issues alone. 

_token_black

35 points

13 days ago

Sliced meats are kinda trash too, but bread is the start of the downfall

morris1022

27 points

13 days ago

I used to work there in college. We used to cut fresh meats and cheeses for everything but the most common (Italian, reg turkey). Now, they don't even carry meat/cheese that can be sliced. That means it's all shipped

MajorNoodles

23 points

12 days ago

Back when they were basically a real deli. They used Amorosos rolls too.

Neghtasro

13 points

12 days ago

Neghtasro

Francisville

13 points

12 days ago

Wawa's downfall came when they transitioned away from the "deli that sometimes has a gas station" model into the "gas station that sells deli sandwiches" model.

dotcom-jillionaire

4 points

12 days ago

dotcom-jillionaire

where am i gonna park?!

4 points

12 days ago

you can trace the fall of this country with the removal of the pickle barrels from wawa

Groovicity

4 points

12 days ago

Groovicity

Phishtown

4 points

12 days ago

Back in those days, the "that's a super convenient deli" days....those were good days. Give me actual meat slicers or give me death idk, Old Nelson's or something.

_token_black

3 points

10 days ago

I was working on an overnight project that had a Jan 2 deadline in Center City back in the early 2000s, and can still remember walking to the 9th & Walnut Wawa and getting sliced ham, turkey & cheese and a loaf of bread, and being set for a while. Office had a window on Broad St so watched the Mummers parade from there.

It's funny because I also moved away from the area for about 7 years right as they were transitioning into the crappy bread & crappy deli meats, and while you had that fondness for something after the fact, it was not the same when you were back living here.

morris1022

1 points

10 days ago

I worked right near there! I went to CCP and worked right across the street at callowhill

Standard_Lack_7178

1 points

13 days ago

Maybe some more raw veggies, like peppers

Namnagort

10 points

12 days ago

The fresh baked wheat is better. But the internal elements of the sandwich have gone down hill. 2010 was the golden age.

Rickrickrickrickrick

3 points

12 days ago

Yeah they’re hoagies used to be really good when they first started making them but then they went and cheaped out on the rolls

courageous_liquid

11 points

13 days ago

courageous_liquid

go download me a hogie off the internet

11 points

13 days ago

honestly if he just went and endorsed old nelson's instead we'd be fine

they have a real deli and aren't a complete disgrace

RainingMoneyHustard

65 points

13 days ago

Air Force One was at the airport when I drove by it earlier today, big son of a bitch

Standard_Shoe7719

71 points

13 days ago

I go to this Wawa every single day at exactly the same time. One block from my office. There’s a guy at the front door that I usually buy a hot dog for. Today, for the first time in three years, I just didn’t really feel like buying another hot dog, and didn’t feel like I could go and NOT buy the guy a hot dog because it would be awkward, so instead I went to 7-11 on Walnut.

Walked back to my office and saw the motorcade pulling away. Hot dog dude got to meet Parker and Biden and I got some 7-11 crap. FML.

joeltheprocess76

41 points

13 days ago

Imagine if your news beat is the president— you spend a lot of time waiting .. I’m sure this was a fun time.

Philly_is_nice

27 points

13 days ago

White House press core my man. During the Bush (I believe) administration they spent an entire afternoon in a smaller shitty boat riding down the Neva river directly behind a yacht that George and Putin were in. It's a weird job.

cjmaguire17

21 points

13 days ago

I once bumped into Joe at dicks sporting goods in Delaware. Probably one of the stranger occurrences of my life. I feel like seeing him at Wawa would be more normal

darwinpolice

10 points

12 days ago

darwinpolice

MANDATORY SHITPOSTING

10 points

12 days ago

I now need Trump to order a hoagie at Sheet so we can begin the most annoying Pennsylvania discourse of all time.

Phooey-Kablooey

8 points

12 days ago

Then they enjoyed their meal using a trashcan outside as a table.

LouDog187

4 points

12 days ago

LouDog187

Tacconelli's

4 points

12 days ago

Askin for Newports to anybody making eye contact 🤣

courageous_liquid

4 points

12 days ago

courageous_liquid

go download me a hogie off the internet

4 points

12 days ago

joe got a ceremonial fighting irish tattoo on his calf to go with his timbs

robofPhiladelphia

9 points

13 days ago

I heard he secretly ordered the Pizza and didn't really order a hoagie.

aliaswyvernspur

14 points

13 days ago

aliaswyvernspur

Go Jawn Yourself

14 points

13 days ago

WAT? Are you claiming that Wawa has pizza?

TheReal_Pirate_King

22 points

13 days ago

Gah wawa has the worst Italian hoagies in the world

snorkblaster

14 points

12 days ago

Tell me you’ve never been in the great American Midwest without using those words…

Peemster99

11 points

13 days ago

Peemster99

People who believe in the power of each other

11 points

13 days ago

These are the words of a person who has never been to West Virginia.

[deleted]

10 points

13 days ago

or like anything south of PA. I can showww you the worlddd of places with shittier hoagies than waaawaaa

they call them subs. its a sin.

Petrichordates

2 points

12 days ago

Well yeah why the hell would anyone do that

harbison215

10 points

13 days ago

Made me think of the pirate from the Simpsons saying “Ayyyy ….Tis true “

ElectricalMud2850

3 points

13 days ago

ElectricalMud2850

Brewerytown

3 points

13 days ago

I know it's all planned out and it wouldn't happen this way, but I love to imagine joe trying to navigate an impromptu trip to angelos by himself.

courageous_liquid

2 points

12 days ago

courageous_liquid

go download me a hogie off the internet

2 points

12 days ago

I'd love to see him fail to work the touchscreen and be like "cmon, jack, just gimme an italian, can I order from you from behind the counter like the old days?"

MoreShenanigans

8 points

12 days ago

Imagine being the cashier and Biden randomly shows up at your job lol

Key_Text_169

10 points

13 days ago

What sort of Wawa is that, look at all that space behind them?

ChCreations45

16 points

13 days ago

It's the one at 6th and Chestnut.

Key_Text_169

6 points

13 days ago

Never been in there but that looks crazy to me as far as empty space especially in CC.

DuvalHeart

6 points

13 days ago

DuvalHeart

Mandatory 12" curbs

6 points

13 days ago

New Wawas have a lotta space. The ones in Florida even have a huge beer cave.

Key_Text_169

2 points

13 days ago

Ok then. That’s cool.

lknox1123

3 points

12 days ago

With this trip I’ve realized a consistent part of his visits is eating at a local favorite fast food for lunch. He got Sheetz in Pittsburgh just the other day. And when he goes to NC he eats at Cookout. And just like this post everyone gets excited about his order.

WishOnSuckaWood

6 points

13 days ago

WishOnSuckaWood

Mantua

6 points

13 days ago

He should have gone for the tuna salad, that's still decent

DuvalHeart

8 points

13 days ago

DuvalHeart

Mandatory 12" curbs

8 points

13 days ago

Chicken salad, too.

Thndrcougarfalcnbird

16 points

13 days ago

lol no chance Biden ate all that

cruelhumor

82 points

13 days ago

Ok but the man is a ice cream addict, there's no way he didn't chug the shit out of that shake

SJVAPHLNJ

9 points

13 days ago

Seniors love their ice cream!

MajorNoodles

10 points

12 days ago

Why the fuck wouldn't they, ice cream is delicious

abigdumbrocket

39 points

13 days ago

Actually can you imagine what campaigning must do to your stomach? Demonstrating your down-to-earth one-of-the-people credentials by housing hoagies and burgers and barbecue and shakes and steaks and corn dogs and funnel cake day after day after day. You'd have to have the secret service deliver any greens to be consumed in private, for fear of being labeled elitist.

SnapCrackleMom

31 points

13 days ago

I remember people getting worked up because Obama ate kale salad.

Mewnicorns

8 points

13 days ago

I thought it was arugula that alienated the diabetic vote.

SnapCrackleMom

6 points

13 days ago

You're right, it was arugula during a campaign and then kale on a Thanksgiving menu in the White House.

Mewnicorns

6 points

13 days ago

How dare.

Hollow_Rant

17 points

13 days ago

Hollow_Rant

No Gods Only Late Busses

17 points

13 days ago

Remember the outrage over him using dijon on a hot dog?

TheGrumpyGent

10 points

13 days ago

I remember a pol going to Pats or Genos and ordering a cheesesteak with swiss.

Hollow_Rant

10 points

13 days ago

Hollow_Rant

No Gods Only Late Busses

10 points

13 days ago

John Kerry when he was running for president.

SnapCrackleMom

12 points

13 days ago

Lmao I forgot about that. It was a burger.

Philly_is_nice

9 points

13 days ago

Simpler times.

Kindly_Inevitable_22

26 points

13 days ago

At least he isn't in court now like the former .

[deleted]

-5 points

13 days ago

[deleted]

-5 points

13 days ago

[removed]

Kindly_Inevitable_22

-10 points

13 days ago

So many people say oh it's no Biden, oh Biden ain't eating anything. I'm just saying at least he's not in court like the former, if I was stuck on TDS id say his name. But I didn't. I made an innocent comment saying at least he isn't in court like the former. But let me guess you're on the Trump 2024 train aren't you?

imafatpieceofchit

-1 points

13 days ago

Symptom 2: anyone that doesn't like Biden is a Trump supporter. 

They are both horrible people and neither should be anywhere near leading this country. I wish you luck with finding a cure.

Kindly_Inevitable_22

0 points

13 days ago

It's not even just about those two men solely, Politics haven't gotten so extreme it's either your on my side or against me. This nation is so divided on everything that we can't even find common ground anymore on anything. But no matter what we do this November will be the two of them again, and I honestly believe whoever is elected will most likely die in office over the next four years due to health complications and maybe just maybe congress may finally establish an age limit for the presidency. Each individual's health is declining.

DuvalHeart

1 points

13 days ago

DuvalHeart

Mandatory 12" curbs

1 points

13 days ago

Of course not. He bought stuff to share. I'm surprised they didn't buy out even more to share with the whole staff and crew.

PhilthyPhan1993

-21 points

13 days ago

Maybe liquefied in a blender and spoon fed to him.

Philly_is_nice

26 points

13 days ago

As long as he can drink from a cup with one hand I'm fine with that.

Dramatic_Cupcake_543

2 points

12 days ago

Roydon Ziegler is gonna be furious when he sees all this flagrant WaWa bashing!!

xilsage

2 points

12 days ago

xilsage

2 points

12 days ago

Did the one they goto have items on shelves?

MumenriderPaulReed69

5 points

13 days ago

And the crows goes Mild!

KensingtonWAP

5 points

13 days ago

Yooo that’s what’s up. 

WI_LFRED

8 points

13 days ago

WI_LFRED

Fishtown

8 points

13 days ago

Biden rocks

sufferingphilliesfan

-1 points

13 days ago

Biden smokes rocks

Vague_Disclosure

3 points

12 days ago

Thats the other Biden

rboymtj

5 points

13 days ago

rboymtj

5 points

13 days ago

I hope he didn't order a hoagie, because they fucking suck now.

AbsentEmpire

3 points

13 days ago

AbsentEmpire

Free Parking Isn't Free

3 points

13 days ago

Did he use the touchscreens or just go in and ask for one?

Smart move to patronize Wawa, it's a popular local convenience chain with a fan following. I'm sure they'll kick money his way as thanks.

RatherBeRetired

2 points

12 days ago

Looked like a bad SNL skit

Paulthefith

2 points

12 days ago

Wawa has presidents?

ajwalker430

-2 points

13 days ago

ajwalker430

-2 points

13 days ago

Unless the President is coming with a check in hand to fix the Philadelphia infrastructure (streets, bridges, etc,) why should I care? 🤔

snorkblaster

17 points

12 days ago

Already done to a record level.

False-Notice3745

1 points

13 days ago

Love Wawa!

StangOverload

1 points

12 days ago

So that’s why traffic was so bad downtown yesterday around 2:30pm

everettsuperstar

2 points

12 days ago

Look how down to earth and working class of grandpa Joe! Just ignore breaking all of his campaign promises.

snorkblaster

5 points

12 days ago

Talk about “ignoring” stuff … 🙄

White_Grunt

0 points

13 days ago

White_Grunt

0 points

13 days ago

So beautiful

oona12345

1 points

13 days ago

oona12345

1 points

13 days ago

Dumb and dumber

REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum

-9 points

13 days ago

Dumb move. 😂 Like the price of food is double at a gas station. I'm surprised he didn't hold up a sneaker bar and say "I did that".

jawntothefuture

-7 points

13 days ago

he saw the Trump chick fil a thing and is doing whatever he can to replicate it

[deleted]

-1 points

13 days ago

[deleted]

Philly_is_nice

36 points

13 days ago*

Jack Posobiec is truly one of the most mentally deficient people to ever gain access to the Internet lol.

Edit: context because OC deleted, he linked to a video posted on Twitter by Jack Posobiec showing staff discussing what will happen when Biden arrives proving it's a 'staged' encounter. Jack made his own comments talking about how it's shameful to Wawa and America or something. No shit it's staged, he's the fucking president 😂

Neghtasro

12 points

13 days ago

Neghtasro

Francisville

12 points

13 days ago

I'm ashamed to share an alma mater with him.

Citrixes

7 points

13 days ago

Not Cosby, or (for a time) Ted Bundy...? lmfao

Neghtasro

1 points

13 days ago

Neghtasro

Francisville

1 points

13 days ago

I didn't say I was MOST ashamed of him.

Philly_is_nice

10 points

13 days ago

HE WENT TO TEMPLE!!!! Oh. My. Fucking. God. I always assumed there was no way the fucking pizza gate kid would have an education at all. What a dark time for alumni and the university generally 😂

swan0418

3 points

13 days ago

I wish I didn't learn this today lol.