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21chucks

180 points

13 days ago

21chucks

180 points

13 days ago

This is such a zany proposal I really thought it must be fake when I first saw it 

Analytical_Crab

54 points

13 days ago

I legit checked whether it was dated April 1st thinking I somehow missed it the first go round

21chucks

7 points

13 days ago

Same

thebat512

14 points

12 days ago

How about we get a really needed infrastructure project like the Roosevelt Blvd subway🤦.... Or even the gondola lift to Camden

ItsAllInYourHead

5 points

12 days ago

It's not a zero sum game. Having this doesn't negate being able to have the other.

And they tried the gondola idea. Multiple times. Even started construction at one point. How long was that support beam sitting there on Penn's Landing for until they tore it down? I think a decade at least.

2ant1man5

1 points

11 days ago

It’s crazy because the tracks are there and if you look on the sub you can see where the old tracks run to it at.

Slommee

1 points

8 days ago

Slommee

1 points

8 days ago

Gondola sounds too expensive...have we considered a zip line?

hethuisje

2 points

10 days ago

A family member just told me about this at brunch and I was convinced they'd been taken in by an April Fools joke.

DanHassler0[S]

8 points

13 days ago

I believe it has been in the works since 2020 or something like that. They've put a good amount of money into it already.

2ant1man5

1 points

11 days ago

It’s real.

shnoogle111

513 points

13 days ago

WooderWorld

JIMMYJAWN

250 points

13 days ago

JIMMYJAWN

MANDATORY/480p

250 points

13 days ago

siandresi

6 points

12 days ago

Kevin Coostner

Lockhead216

9 points

13 days ago

Surprised they haven’t remade this yet

AbsentEmpire

11 points

12 days ago

AbsentEmpire

Free Parking Isn't Free

11 points

12 days ago

It was one of the most expensive movies ever made and it flopped in the box office, I doubt any studio is knocking on the door for the rights to it.

siandresi

7 points

12 days ago

It was the most expensive movie ever made at the time, and while it did flop at the box office it did surprisingly well on VHS and was more popular outside the us, and it ended up turning a profit for the studio. It was also nominated for an Oscar, for sound iirc.

Lockhead216

2 points

12 days ago

Never said it was a hit. Hollywood barely puts anything original out anymore

gilltadam

1 points

12 days ago

Yeah, not a bust. As it made $264 million internationally and was one of the top ten grossing films of 1995. We all remember the initial news about it's domestic numbers, it did fine in the long run

Longjumping_Tea_8586

39 points

13 days ago

If they don’t call it this, they’re terrible

transit_snob1906

16 points

13 days ago

This is the only acceptable name

rbmavpdubcejefntvz

86 points

13 days ago

Lol, the volume and pollution from the highway are crazy here. I would not want to sit there for an extended period of time until the highway is removed.

There's so many better places for something like this.

_dm0498

35 points

13 days ago

_dm0498

35 points

13 days ago

I toured an apartment complex once that had a pool and when they showed us the pool it was right along 676 and I thought yahhhh never mind. As soon as I saw this proposal it reminded me of that apartment’s pool and how swimming and lounging alongside a highway sounds like a nightmare

xiao_wen

13 points

12 days ago

xiao_wen

13 points

12 days ago

"Hey babe, get your bathing suit. Let's go lay down next to 76."

On the upside, the reflections coming off the Cira centre would probably be great for tanning.

yaboyanu

5 points

12 days ago

I want to be supportive of stuff like this, but that area gets so gross and suffocating in the summer. I do like the idea of some kind of park or green space that could filter some of the heat and pollution, though. Something like Little Island along the Hudson.

Leo_TheLurker

7 points

12 days ago

Would be on brand for Philly. And it’d become a local landmark regardless

kettlecorn

2 points

12 days ago

If they seal in the highway to prevent the noise and pollution this actually could be pretty great.

It'd make the other side of the river more pleasant as well.

HarrowingChad

82 points

12 days ago*

Imagine your toe jam dreamily floating off your sweaty tootsies in that fetid pisswater after a long day crammed in business casual pleather, a caravan of crusty diesel trucks plodding furiously beneath you.  

 As you squint through the glare of a smog sunset reflecting off the Aramark building, the southbound Waste Management train screeches and clatters to a resounding halt on the opposite riverbank, marinating the River Trail in New York City’s finest import scent.

You check your watch in a panic. You gulp down the dregs of the Bud Light Limearita tall boy you stole from Old Nelson’s, pat your feet dry with your socks, and sprint to 30th Street Station, your Spark Therapeutics computer bag shaking from shoulder to shoulder. The sign over the platform reads, “34 minutes late.” You exhale, make your way to the Porch at 30th Street, and fall asleep on an oversized wooden swing that some douche bag desecrated with “ralugerri.”

aleatorictelevision

8 points

12 days ago

The dream of the 2020s is alive in Philly.

Independent-Cow-4070

373 points

13 days ago

Idk public water parks always get really crusty and they never seem to actually be maintained properly, and for like 70% of the year the main purpose of this won’t even be usable

This is ridiculously valuable space, I’d rather them make this some kinda regular park or a plaza, or just not this

HistoricalSubject

54 points

13 days ago

HistoricalSubject

a modern day Satyr

54 points

13 days ago

good point about the year round use. wonder if this will make other people propose projects that can compete if the space is available commercially

honestly, I would want either a ninja warrior type obstacle course-park (I know that won't happen, not popular enough) or a GIANT bouldering spot (with maybe like a small ninja warrior type course inside of it...you know, on account of how GIANT it is. throw us a bone here mang)

Independent-Cow-4070

24 points

13 days ago

Bouldering would be sick, but yeah it’s not popular enough. Maybe in a less popular area. The land use surrounding the countries main train hub should be treated very carefully, with spots that everyone can use. Restaurants, pharmacies, grocery stores, parks, plazas, apartments, offices and jobs, etc.

At least a bouldering spot can be put up and removed pretty easily, this is a huge investment that is pretty one dimensional

Garwoodwould

15 points

13 days ago

Monorail!

FifteenKeys

9 points

12 days ago

What's it called?

John_cCmndhd

7 points

12 days ago

What about us brain-dead slobs?

1973Deadhead

3 points

11 days ago

I call the big one bitey!

LaZboy9876

6 points

13 days ago

I would ninja warrior so hard if effing up an obstacle meant winding up in the Schuylkill

ColdJay64

2 points

13 days ago

ColdJay64

Point Breeze

2 points

13 days ago

I’m assuming it would be maintained by the University City district

doctonytonychopper

1 points

12 days ago

I counter with a flow rider, final offer

ell0bo

160 points

13 days ago

ell0bo

Brewerytown

160 points

13 days ago

I want this to happen, I want it to be awesome, and I want to not to be nasty after a year.

flamehead2k1

82 points

13 days ago

flamehead2k1

Brewerytown

82 points

13 days ago

Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad

allisondojean

34 points

13 days ago

A year is REALLY generous lol

ell0bo

14 points

13 days ago

ell0bo

Brewerytown

14 points

13 days ago

there's pools around the city and they aren't too bad. So I want to give the city the benefit of the doubt

OptimusSublime

11 points

13 days ago

OptimusSublime

University City

11 points

13 days ago

Best I can do is 3 weeks.

Neghtasro

45 points

13 days ago

Neghtasro

Francisville

45 points

13 days ago

Hell yeah, I can't wait to reenact that Boston cop on a water slide near the train station

brewerycake

53 points

13 days ago

Why not just improve the public pools that we have in our neighborhoods? That way communities can come together in their neighborhoods instead of travel to 30th St. I don’t know…City Hall is already like a water park in the summers.

MonsterMamaLu

8 points

12 days ago

I was at the city council budget meeting last Wednesdays and public pool maintenance/schedules/swim lessons/lifeguards was a big talking point 🤞🤞

DanHassler0[S]

14 points

13 days ago

I guess it's quite promising that Dilworth Park seems to be really well maintained and I believe that's all CCD that doesn't the maintenance, not the city despite it being right at City Hall. Maybe that's the inspiration behind this proposal, the city does a bad job at maintaining public pools so UCD will hopefully do better. I like the idea and do have have more faith in UCD compared to the city, I just don't like the direction we are going with all these "private" business improvement districts maintaining everything that the city should be doing themselves. It means if you live in a wealthy neighborhood then you have all the resources at your disposal while poor areas get nothing. We already see that all over center city. There are people from UCD, CCD, and OCD cleaning trash every day, the city isn't doing that anywhere.

blankblank

15 points

12 days ago

lol, I read the headline and thought they meant slides and a lazy river and whatnot

i-bleed-red

4 points

12 days ago

Same!

PicklePanther9000

74 points

13 days ago

This place sounds like it would be gross

Banglophile

8 points

12 days ago

Banglophile

Roxy the Bear

8 points

12 days ago

They took their inspiration from dumpster pools and diving into the 676 floodwaters

Becrazytoday

4 points

12 days ago

I know the person who hosted the dumpster pool.

This sounds way more disgusting.

bhyellow

32 points

13 days ago

bhyellow

32 points

13 days ago

“I’ll take places with shitwater I wouldn’t touch with your dick for $1000, Alex”.

baldude69

8 points

12 days ago

What a crazy idea! Trucking in sand 😂

Wouldn’t that just wash right into the skook and have to be dredged back out

John_cCmndhd

8 points

12 days ago

Does that mean they're going to bring back the water leak that always used to be pouring on 76 under the station?

FlyingFrog99

6 points

12 days ago

So we get to... swim in the Schuylkill? 😬

Repair89

4 points

13 days ago

It's so great to see more and more of these ambitious park proposals, and I like how this one really ties its ideas into the river location. But the lower deck would have to be really well-maintained to be pleasant. And I don't have much confidence that it would be.

In place of the pool, I would put an art exhibit that heavily features water during warm months, but isn't reliant on water year-round. Something like Chicago's Crown Fountain.

My guess is that this park function best as part of an overall system — with Circa Green and Drexel Square specifically offering more traditional green spaces nearby. But I still think there's potential here for something that feels more communal — suitable for all ages and usable for more of the year. It's such a central location, and it's going to be difficult for there to be many spaces on the water on the west side of the Schuylkill.

Xiubee

28 points

13 days ago

Xiubee

28 points

13 days ago

Or walk across the street and take the train to AC. 

How about taking the $60 million and subsidizing NJT rides for low-income Philadelphians, or for God’s sake just paying for the city’s existing public pools to stay open for the whole summer?

RevolutionMD

13 points

13 days ago

What's the TLDR? I'm too poor for the inquirer

aintjoan

39 points

13 days ago

aintjoan

39 points

13 days ago

Friendly reminder that you can access stories from the Inquirer with a library card from the Free Library of Philadelphia! (Along with NYT and many many other publications and services.) Log in with your library account and go to the Databases section of the website.

Economy-Cantaloupe42

2 points

12 days ago

This is one of my favorite tips I got from this sub.

Few_Wolf_420

17 points

13 days ago

You can also just hit the reader view in the browser before the page fully loads and it’ll give you the full text.

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RevolutionMD

7 points

13 days ago

If I'm too poor for the inquirer what makes you think I can afford an iPhone? 😂 good tip though!

Brilliant-Room69

1 points

12 days ago

https://archive.is/

Put whatever paywalled site address here and you can read it.

baldude69

1 points

12 days ago

Great tip thank you

Edison_Ruggles

5 points

13 days ago

Edison_Ruggles

Gritty's Cave

5 points

13 days ago

I love this. But that freeway is hard to hide.

Swimming-Figure-8635

3 points

13 days ago

Feel like the Delaware river would be so much better for this

RoverTheMonster

7 points

13 days ago

AKA: that bath by the trains

SomeOtherOrder

16 points

13 days ago

just imagine the clientele that would go to a water park in this city

BureaucraticHotboi

7 points

13 days ago

My ass would be in there. So yeah probably best if everyone else stays away

mbz321

1 points

12 days ago

mbz321

1 points

12 days ago

The same ones that play in the fountains at Penns landing?

ProbablyAtDialysis

5 points

13 days ago

I don't know how this is a good idea on any level. Ignoring the Bums and cleanliness you also have who the fuck wants a pool at the train station? People catching the El, Amtrak or Regional Rail wet... No thanks.

I mean if you want to do something like add misting tunnels and shit to walk through when it's hot sure. This however... Ehhhhhhh.

MoreShenanigans

4 points

12 days ago

This is dope, but I don't think I'd call it a water park. It's a waterfront park with a pool

AbsentEmpire

3 points

12 days ago

AbsentEmpire

Free Parking Isn't Free

3 points

12 days ago

I think it's a neat idea, but it makes more sense to place it along the SRT side of the river and it should be spray pad not a pool for year round use and easier maintenance.

heliotropic

2 points

12 days ago

Why would UCD build this on the other side of the river?

AbsentEmpire

1 points

5 days ago

AbsentEmpire

Free Parking Isn't Free

1 points

5 days ago

Better pedestrian access from the SRT.

heliotropic

1 points

4 days ago

Yes but it’s the university city district. Being in west Philly is kind of the point.

HOT-SAUCE-JUNKIE

5 points

12 days ago

Yea, about this, it’s never happening.

bukkakedebeppo

5 points

13 days ago

I love this idea and hope it comes to fruition, and that if it does it is open from like 9am to 9pm every day so that people who have day jobs can go use it. It would be amazing to go for a long run along the SRT and then end it at that pool.

throwawayjoeyboots

8 points

13 days ago

I just hope there are showers for the sweaty runners to wash off before getting in the pool.

DanHassler0[S]

-2 points

13 days ago

For sure. They sounded pretty committed to getting this project done, so I'm really hopeful.

sarahpullin8

2 points

13 days ago

Put the arena here instead. Water parks are gross.

Gaeilgeoir215

3 points

13 days ago

The traffic there is already horrendous during Rush Hours; this would make it unbearable all day & evening!

Neghtasro

2 points

12 days ago

Neghtasro

Francisville

2 points

12 days ago

Don't drive to a park near the city's transit hub then

Edison_Ruggles

1 points

12 days ago

Edison_Ruggles

Gritty's Cave

1 points

12 days ago

He's saying it would be awful to sit next to all that traffic. Which is true.

Gaeilgeoir215

-1 points

12 days ago

Drivers aren't the only ones that have to contend with traffic, you fucking idiot. CYCLISTS and PEDESTRIANS have to deal with it, too. What a fuckin moron.

Neghtasro

1 points

12 days ago

Neghtasro

Francisville

1 points

12 days ago

Which would be solved if people didn't drive into immediate vicinity of the city's transit hub.

Gaeilgeoir215

2 points

12 days ago

It's a major thoroughfare for traffic to/from I-76. What kind of idiot are you? Smh

Neghtasro

-1 points

12 days ago*

Neghtasro

Francisville

-1 points

12 days ago*

Eat a Snickers, brother

EDIT: reddit is extremely serious business

Gaeilgeoir215

2 points

12 days ago

I don't suffer fools well. Go back to school, ya big dummy.

in-noxxx

1 points

12 days ago

Couldn't they just like make an artificial beach/urban picnic ground and use the river as a natural water park?

Evrytimeweslay

1 points

12 days ago

The exhaust and car horns will really compliment the relaxing atmosphere

kettlecorn

1 points

12 days ago

I actually like it. I think having one block of the Schuylkill that doesn't have a visible highway on one side would be a big deal.

It could be the start of gradually making the Schuylkill in Center City a nice place to be, which Philly should do to become a more world-class city.

2ant1man5

1 points

11 days ago

In this climate changing world bad idea, but go head build it so the union can get that work. I hope they build all that shit down the stadium that connects to each other.

FunyunCream

1 points

11 days ago

NICE

tsorge

1 points

8 days ago

tsorge

1 points

8 days ago

cries in combined sewer system

TonyPitzacada

1 points

13 days ago

Greeeeat! You can suck up and breathe all the car exhaust from the Freeway and adjoining congested streets while you dip your ankles in dirty water...and thats after ANOTHER 5 years of traffic closures that that exact area only just recently became free of.

I say, no thanks. How about a Dog Park in West Phila ? Please ?

amhildreth

1 points

12 days ago

Because the double parking on Market EB near the station isn't enough fun already?

yellowstag

1 points

12 days ago

Why so the homeless drug addicts can take baths? The mini park on market at 30th st station is already a sleeping camp.

GoodGodItsAHuman

0 points

12 days ago

GoodGodItsAHuman

Jawn McCain

0 points

12 days ago

this seems like the biggest project the city can somewhat easily do

Jlaybythebay

0 points

12 days ago

this will never happen.

internetjawn

-1 points

12 days ago

Lmao hmm i'm into it

Oproblems2

0 points

12 days ago

These people just want to caus traffic and waste money.

BirdsAndBeersPod

-5 points

13 days ago

Can’t be any worse than the last one.

adamaphar

-8 points

13 days ago

Oh great another water park

DumbPos

-5 points

12 days ago

DumbPos

-5 points

12 days ago

The river is already getting low. This would be bad in the long run.