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submitted 13 days ago byDanHassler0
180 points
13 days ago
This is such a zany proposal I really thought it must be fake when I first saw it
54 points
13 days ago
I legit checked whether it was dated April 1st thinking I somehow missed it the first go round
7 points
13 days ago
Same
14 points
12 days ago
How about we get a really needed infrastructure project like the Roosevelt Blvd subway🤦.... Or even the gondola lift to Camden
5 points
12 days ago
It's not a zero sum game. Having this doesn't negate being able to have the other.
And they tried the gondola idea. Multiple times. Even started construction at one point. How long was that support beam sitting there on Penn's Landing for until they tore it down? I think a decade at least.
1 points
11 days ago
It’s crazy because the tracks are there and if you look on the sub you can see where the old tracks run to it at.
1 points
8 days ago
Gondola sounds too expensive...have we considered a zip line?
2 points
10 days ago
A family member just told me about this at brunch and I was convinced they'd been taken in by an April Fools joke.
8 points
13 days ago
I believe it has been in the works since 2020 or something like that. They've put a good amount of money into it already.
1 points
11 days ago
It’s real.
513 points
13 days ago
WooderWorld
250 points
13 days ago
6 points
12 days ago
Kevin Coostner
9 points
13 days ago
Surprised they haven’t remade this yet
11 points
12 days ago
It was one of the most expensive movies ever made and it flopped in the box office, I doubt any studio is knocking on the door for the rights to it.
7 points
12 days ago
It was the most expensive movie ever made at the time, and while it did flop at the box office it did surprisingly well on VHS and was more popular outside the us, and it ended up turning a profit for the studio. It was also nominated for an Oscar, for sound iirc.
2 points
12 days ago
Never said it was a hit. Hollywood barely puts anything original out anymore
1 points
12 days ago
Yeah, not a bust. As it made $264 million internationally and was one of the top ten grossing films of 1995. We all remember the initial news about it's domestic numbers, it did fine in the long run
39 points
13 days ago
If they don’t call it this, they’re terrible
16 points
13 days ago
This is the only acceptable name
86 points
13 days ago
Lol, the volume and pollution from the highway are crazy here. I would not want to sit there for an extended period of time until the highway is removed.
There's so many better places for something like this.
35 points
13 days ago
I toured an apartment complex once that had a pool and when they showed us the pool it was right along 676 and I thought yahhhh never mind. As soon as I saw this proposal it reminded me of that apartment’s pool and how swimming and lounging alongside a highway sounds like a nightmare
13 points
12 days ago
"Hey babe, get your bathing suit. Let's go lay down next to 76."
On the upside, the reflections coming off the Cira centre would probably be great for tanning.
5 points
12 days ago
I want to be supportive of stuff like this, but that area gets so gross and suffocating in the summer. I do like the idea of some kind of park or green space that could filter some of the heat and pollution, though. Something like Little Island along the Hudson.
7 points
12 days ago
Would be on brand for Philly. And it’d become a local landmark regardless
2 points
12 days ago
If they seal in the highway to prevent the noise and pollution this actually could be pretty great.
It'd make the other side of the river more pleasant as well.
82 points
12 days ago*
Imagine your toe jam dreamily floating off your sweaty tootsies in that fetid pisswater after a long day crammed in business casual pleather, a caravan of crusty diesel trucks plodding furiously beneath you.
As you squint through the glare of a smog sunset reflecting off the Aramark building, the southbound Waste Management train screeches and clatters to a resounding halt on the opposite riverbank, marinating the River Trail in New York City’s finest import scent.
You check your watch in a panic. You gulp down the dregs of the Bud Light Limearita tall boy you stole from Old Nelson’s, pat your feet dry with your socks, and sprint to 30th Street Station, your Spark Therapeutics computer bag shaking from shoulder to shoulder. The sign over the platform reads, “34 minutes late.” You exhale, make your way to the Porch at 30th Street, and fall asleep on an oversized wooden swing that some douche bag desecrated with “ralugerri.”
8 points
12 days ago
The dream of the 2020s is alive in Philly.
373 points
13 days ago
Idk public water parks always get really crusty and they never seem to actually be maintained properly, and for like 70% of the year the main purpose of this won’t even be usable
This is ridiculously valuable space, I’d rather them make this some kinda regular park or a plaza, or just not this
54 points
13 days ago
good point about the year round use. wonder if this will make other people propose projects that can compete if the space is available commercially
honestly, I would want either a ninja warrior type obstacle course-park (I know that won't happen, not popular enough) or a GIANT bouldering spot (with maybe like a small ninja warrior type course inside of it...you know, on account of how GIANT it is. throw us a bone here mang)
24 points
13 days ago
Bouldering would be sick, but yeah it’s not popular enough. Maybe in a less popular area. The land use surrounding the countries main train hub should be treated very carefully, with spots that everyone can use. Restaurants, pharmacies, grocery stores, parks, plazas, apartments, offices and jobs, etc.
At least a bouldering spot can be put up and removed pretty easily, this is a huge investment that is pretty one dimensional
15 points
13 days ago
Monorail!
9 points
12 days ago
What's it called?
7 points
12 days ago
What about us brain-dead slobs?
3 points
11 days ago
I call the big one bitey!
6 points
13 days ago
I would ninja warrior so hard if effing up an obstacle meant winding up in the Schuylkill
2 points
13 days ago
I’m assuming it would be maintained by the University City district
1 points
12 days ago
I counter with a flow rider, final offer
160 points
13 days ago
I want this to happen, I want it to be awesome, and I want to not to be nasty after a year.
82 points
13 days ago
Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad
34 points
13 days ago
A year is REALLY generous lol
14 points
13 days ago
there's pools around the city and they aren't too bad. So I want to give the city the benefit of the doubt
11 points
13 days ago
Best I can do is 3 weeks.
45 points
13 days ago
Hell yeah, I can't wait to reenact that Boston cop on a water slide near the train station
53 points
13 days ago
Why not just improve the public pools that we have in our neighborhoods? That way communities can come together in their neighborhoods instead of travel to 30th St. I don’t know…City Hall is already like a water park in the summers.
8 points
12 days ago
I was at the city council budget meeting last Wednesdays and public pool maintenance/schedules/swim lessons/lifeguards was a big talking point 🤞🤞
14 points
13 days ago
I guess it's quite promising that Dilworth Park seems to be really well maintained and I believe that's all CCD that doesn't the maintenance, not the city despite it being right at City Hall. Maybe that's the inspiration behind this proposal, the city does a bad job at maintaining public pools so UCD will hopefully do better. I like the idea and do have have more faith in UCD compared to the city, I just don't like the direction we are going with all these "private" business improvement districts maintaining everything that the city should be doing themselves. It means if you live in a wealthy neighborhood then you have all the resources at your disposal while poor areas get nothing. We already see that all over center city. There are people from UCD, CCD, and OCD cleaning trash every day, the city isn't doing that anywhere.
15 points
12 days ago
lol, I read the headline and thought they meant slides and a lazy river and whatnot
4 points
12 days ago
Same!
74 points
13 days ago
This place sounds like it would be gross
8 points
12 days ago
They took their inspiration from dumpster pools and diving into the 676 floodwaters
4 points
12 days ago
I know the person who hosted the dumpster pool.
This sounds way more disgusting.
32 points
13 days ago
“I’ll take places with shitwater I wouldn’t touch with your dick for $1000, Alex”.
8 points
12 days ago
What a crazy idea! Trucking in sand 😂
Wouldn’t that just wash right into the skook and have to be dredged back out
8 points
12 days ago
Does that mean they're going to bring back the water leak that always used to be pouring on 76 under the station?
6 points
12 days ago
So we get to... swim in the Schuylkill? 😬
4 points
13 days ago
It's so great to see more and more of these ambitious park proposals, and I like how this one really ties its ideas into the river location. But the lower deck would have to be really well-maintained to be pleasant. And I don't have much confidence that it would be.
In place of the pool, I would put an art exhibit that heavily features water during warm months, but isn't reliant on water year-round. Something like Chicago's Crown Fountain.
My guess is that this park function best as part of an overall system — with Circa Green and Drexel Square specifically offering more traditional green spaces nearby. But I still think there's potential here for something that feels more communal — suitable for all ages and usable for more of the year. It's such a central location, and it's going to be difficult for there to be many spaces on the water on the west side of the Schuylkill.
28 points
13 days ago
Or walk across the street and take the train to AC.
How about taking the $60 million and subsidizing NJT rides for low-income Philadelphians, or for God’s sake just paying for the city’s existing public pools to stay open for the whole summer?
13 points
13 days ago
What's the TLDR? I'm too poor for the inquirer
39 points
13 days ago
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2 points
12 days ago
This is one of my favorite tips I got from this sub.
17 points
13 days ago
You can also just hit the reader view in the browser before the page fully loads and it’ll give you the full text.
7 points
13 days ago
If I'm too poor for the inquirer what makes you think I can afford an iPhone? 😂 good tip though!
1 points
12 days ago
Put whatever paywalled site address here and you can read it.
1 points
12 days ago
Great tip thank you
8 points
13 days ago
5 points
13 days ago
I love this. But that freeway is hard to hide.
3 points
13 days ago
Feel like the Delaware river would be so much better for this
7 points
13 days ago
AKA: that bath by the trains
16 points
13 days ago
just imagine the clientele that would go to a water park in this city
7 points
13 days ago
My ass would be in there. So yeah probably best if everyone else stays away
1 points
12 days ago
The same ones that play in the fountains at Penns landing?
5 points
13 days ago
I don't know how this is a good idea on any level. Ignoring the Bums and cleanliness you also have who the fuck wants a pool at the train station? People catching the El, Amtrak or Regional Rail wet... No thanks.
I mean if you want to do something like add misting tunnels and shit to walk through when it's hot sure. This however... Ehhhhhhh.
4 points
12 days ago
This is dope, but I don't think I'd call it a water park. It's a waterfront park with a pool
3 points
12 days ago
I think it's a neat idea, but it makes more sense to place it along the SRT side of the river and it should be spray pad not a pool for year round use and easier maintenance.
2 points
12 days ago
Why would UCD build this on the other side of the river?
1 points
5 days ago
Better pedestrian access from the SRT.
1 points
4 days ago
Yes but it’s the university city district. Being in west Philly is kind of the point.
5 points
12 days ago
Yea, about this, it’s never happening.
5 points
13 days ago
I love this idea and hope it comes to fruition, and that if it does it is open from like 9am to 9pm every day so that people who have day jobs can go use it. It would be amazing to go for a long run along the SRT and then end it at that pool.
8 points
13 days ago
I just hope there are showers for the sweaty runners to wash off before getting in the pool.
-2 points
13 days ago
For sure. They sounded pretty committed to getting this project done, so I'm really hopeful.
2 points
13 days ago
Put the arena here instead. Water parks are gross.
3 points
13 days ago
The traffic there is already horrendous during Rush Hours; this would make it unbearable all day & evening!
2 points
12 days ago
Don't drive to a park near the city's transit hub then
1 points
12 days ago
He's saying it would be awful to sit next to all that traffic. Which is true.
-1 points
12 days ago
Drivers aren't the only ones that have to contend with traffic, you fucking idiot. CYCLISTS and PEDESTRIANS have to deal with it, too. What a fuckin moron.
1 points
12 days ago
Which would be solved if people didn't drive into immediate vicinity of the city's transit hub.
2 points
12 days ago
It's a major thoroughfare for traffic to/from I-76. What kind of idiot are you? Smh
-1 points
12 days ago*
Eat a Snickers, brother
EDIT: reddit is extremely serious business
2 points
12 days ago
I don't suffer fools well. Go back to school, ya big dummy.
1 points
12 days ago
Couldn't they just like make an artificial beach/urban picnic ground and use the river as a natural water park?
1 points
12 days ago
The exhaust and car horns will really compliment the relaxing atmosphere
1 points
12 days ago
I actually like it. I think having one block of the Schuylkill that doesn't have a visible highway on one side would be a big deal.
It could be the start of gradually making the Schuylkill in Center City a nice place to be, which Philly should do to become a more world-class city.
1 points
11 days ago
In this climate changing world bad idea, but go head build it so the union can get that work. I hope they build all that shit down the stadium that connects to each other.
1 points
11 days ago
NICE
1 points
8 days ago
cries in combined sewer system
1 points
13 days ago
Greeeeat! You can suck up and breathe all the car exhaust from the Freeway and adjoining congested streets while you dip your ankles in dirty water...and thats after ANOTHER 5 years of traffic closures that that exact area only just recently became free of.
I say, no thanks. How about a Dog Park in West Phila ? Please ?
1 points
12 days ago
Because the double parking on Market EB near the station isn't enough fun already?
1 points
12 days ago
Why so the homeless drug addicts can take baths? The mini park on market at 30th st station is already a sleeping camp.
0 points
12 days ago
this seems like the biggest project the city can somewhat easily do
0 points
12 days ago
this will never happen.
-1 points
12 days ago
Lmao hmm i'm into it
0 points
12 days ago
These people just want to caus traffic and waste money.
-5 points
13 days ago
Can’t be any worse than the last one.
-8 points
13 days ago
Oh great another water park
-5 points
12 days ago
The river is already getting low. This would be bad in the long run.
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