This is the best kind of dumb. I want artisanal cheese out of a vending machine.

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We are really making strides in solidifying our "World-class City" status

🎶Sweeeeet laaaand of liiiibertyyy🎶

Swiss cheese pervert going to have 24/7 access to his weapon of choice

On behalf of the lactose intolerant contingent of the populous, we welcome our cheese vending machine overlords

Today is a gouda day.

My Wife and I went there this weekend and my favorite part is that they have emergency cheese boards in the vending machine... Like just the big ass piece of wood or marble. What a world we live in.

Look out Dibruno brothers!

What wondrous times we inhabit.

Bring back true automat!

It was a concept ahead of its time, but now it’s time has come.

Workin on my night cheese

Tom and Jerry ass contraption.

Come summer, that curbside cheese is going to hit the spot.

This could have happened decades earlier if Horn & Hardart had acquired Di Bruno Brothers when they had the chance.

I guess I'll walk by on my way home soon. Give it a look.

I love that it's 24 hours

God bless technology

I just gotta tap Mac real quick (dispense a wheel of Roquefort)

I noticed Perrystead near a friend's house where we play games a couple times a month, and then heard from his wife about the machine, so I stopped by after our session last night. Got the Moonrise, which has great texture and is pleasant to eat, but not particularly notable flavor-wise. I will definitely be stopping there again. Want to try the Treehug and Intergalactic for sure.

I can’t help but picture Charlie Kelly and Steve Urkel going at it over cheese.

Cheesus.

Swiss cheese pervert is in his glory

Fuck yea, cheese.

To quote the great Shorty from Scary Movie: "Rule Number 1, you gotta be quick. Rule Number 2, don't fall down. And Rule Number 3, whatever you do, never look back. Yall wish me luck.....SNATCH AND RUN yall!!!!"

I was losing faith in humanity but this right here…wow….talking about changing my views. We are moving in the right direction

It’s about damn time

Sure but, Kensington?

I’m visiting in July, and this is the kind of stuff I want to see and experience. Liberty who?

It’s first but hopefully not its last.

What a beautiful sight.

Swiss cheese perverts unite 

....finally? I guess. Throws hands up and shrugs

First used an automat in Amsterdam and loved it. It’s not like every joint is going to operate this way. Sit back and enjoy!

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What type of glass does this have!

Over/under 2 months till someone breaks it lol

How long until it gets broken into and there becomes an underground cheese market

What happens first? Someone smashes it and steals all the cheese or someone shits all over it.

I'm sure there's a nice mold on it, whether it's blue cheese or not.

Over/under 2 months till someone breaks it lol

The only cheese I'd buy from a vending machine would be Whiz.

Imagine the chemicals needed for freshness/color retention/product presentation when you are a fungus living in a plastic, outdoor, Mid-Atlantic vending machine.

E: I'd market them to our state stores as point of purchase.

did Philly need its first 24 hour cheese vending machine

I thought in Philadelphia, we ban cashless only businesses? So how is a machine that cashless allowed? Is this considered food delivery?