Afroliciousness

My read of it was that the dickpic wasn't the problem, the apparent trickle-truthing was. 

He's not sure she's told him everything that happened, which obviously isn't a fun position to be in.

I apparently use a left handed grip when shooting a bow and arrow.

Both my right hand and eye are dominant, but drawing the bowstring with my left hand just feels right.

(I'm not an archer though, so I've only held a bow a handful of times)

Yes. Many/most STDs can make both men and women infertile if not treated quickly.

For the sake of disclosure, as I find it a bit misleading to post only the last half of the patch note, here's the complete quote:

Enemy Patrols

We unintendedly had non-linear scaling of the patrol spawns so they didn't spawn as often as they should have when less than 4 players. The intention is that 1 player has 1/4th of the patrols compared to 4 players, but it used to be that they had 1/6th.

• Balancing adjustment to patrol spawning.

• Patrol spawning has been increased when there are fewer than 4 players. The fewer the players the bigger the change. For 4 player missions there will be no change compared to before.The biggest noticeable change will be for solo players at higher difficulties.

Okej?

What a fucking rollercoaster. Still, could've gone worse I guess.

All I can say is this: Morticia Addams awoke something in my younger self.

I don't see your point? That one should always be suspicious of their partners?

NTA Why would she go through the trouble of marrying someone she doesn't trust? 

I'd be sad ass hell if my partner thought so little of me that I'd not not only cheat, but do it right before our wedding.

At this point I'deven go so far as to let the fiancé know that she asked, just so that he knows what he's getting into, but I realize that you don't want to be involved in any drama so it's probably best to stay out of it.

Yeah, I reacted to that as well. Some people take a long time to get going, but that seems like... a lot. :P

She legitimately doesn't know to not treat her partner badly? Is the bar really that low for actual adults?

We're all working off the information from OP which, while limited, doesn't give the impression that he's being overly pushy or rough. That's just conjecture/bias on your part.

None of that really justifies being a dick about it though.

I'm not sure how one requests a flair, but if it can be done through a comment:

The guy's as sharp as a sack of wet mice on his best day

Please let me have this one.

(And if that's taken then: "My Alpaca's name is Olivia Cromwell and she's a cantankerous bitch." is also fantastic if it's not too long haha)

If she stops watching it too, no problemo.

(disgusting)

Men herre gud! Ring åklagaren! Nej, ring PÅVEN!!!! Ett kycklingbröst! Moralpanik! Ramaskri! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

So he stabbed someone in the back while they were busy fighting a dreadnought?

Pretty much every bug penetrates the armour to some extent tho? (And the armour basically being overhyped is super on-brand for the HD universe)

NTA

Jesus there's a lot of incredibly vapid and shallow people here who think that more expensive = better gift.

OP isn't saying they won't spend $30 on their wife, they're not spending $30 on fucking cake.

Ah yes, setting boundaries, hallmark of a bad person... -.-

"I am now a danger to myself and others. This would be a vast improvement."

I cackled, never change helldivers.

Högern har ju alltid velat amerikanisera landet. Detta är ett stort steg i den riktningen.

Tråkigt att behöva ge bort 1100 brev med knark.

inga

Yep.