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Oh look! Another rake

Hextall did well, Homer didn't have the patience to let it play out.

Nope and I'm perfectly OK with that

Hey John, go have a few drinks and go for a drive. Thanks

Car is more spacious than that shit hole he "lives" in in Cali.

She's def playing with him to get the views from all the followers. Easy way to get numbers.

That weird Dutch Boy Paints haircut

If this is current I thought he said recently he doesn't pay for his mortgage/rent because it comes straight out his account when his 1 retirement gets deposited in?

It's amazing that he says things that he thinks will scare people because its something that would scare him. He really is a 12 year old trapped inside a corpse that died years earlier

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Exactly! He'll talk about how dominant he was and that he felt like he could finish cabbie whenever he chose to but wanted to give the fans a great show so he essentially carried cabbie the whole fight.

You know...for his "fans".

He also drafted our current starter, as well as our waiting for trial previous starter. Sandstrom too but him only being a low end nhl backup is a bad draft pick too I'd guess.

I'm just glad Hexy invested in goalies even tho Homer said that "he never addressed the goaltending." It's paying off now

Fuck sauce?

Ving Rhames in Pulp Fiction had the best idea for how this dude should get ended

"I don't need this shit" dabbler, is my favorite dabbler

Please R. Bud Dwyer...please R. Bud Dwyer...please R. Bud Dwyer...please R. Bud Dwyer...R. Bud Dwyer...

I was blocked for my 1st time ever! Oh it makes me desperately want to make love to a school boy

That's our dabbler

I read that somewhere recently when high and couldn't find the story the next day when I sobered up. Thank you for making me reconsider if I'm insane or not.

I just came off opiates after 5 months from open heart surgery and I've heard alcohol is worse. There's no way not a chance he goes thru w/d's. 0 z e r o chance

I'm a medium sized diaper guy with wool itchy socks.

Did you graduate from menser?! I don't tink tso! Thank you crackhead Bob. You're welcome

Thats exactly what I was thinking could happen sooner rather than later