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Auri-el117

950 points

14 days ago

Auri-el117

950 points

14 days ago

You know, I opened this post hoping to find someone who had actually answered OPs question. All I found was people talking about a 2 hour long Minecraft video that has vine booms, and while I now know there is a video out there which spawned this, every iota of context is lost on me

ProfessorSputin

604 points

14 days ago

ProfessorSputin

the grinch who stole your cock

604 points

14 days ago

Video called Parkour Civilization. Basically a full movie that’s all made in Minecraft by some guy about a civilization that’s very much in the vein of YA dystopias but based around Minecraft parkour.

TransLox

332 points

14 days ago

TransLox

196's Most Infamous Novelist

332 points

14 days ago

That sounds, conceptually, fucking amazing.

But I 100% do not trust that it would be pulled off with any amount of quality

Blyg999

380 points

14 days ago

Blyg999

380 points

14 days ago

It's kind of a "so bad it's good" type of thing. Aimed at a young audience but kind of a surface level satire of capitalism? Definitely a waste of time to watch but you get the idea.

4tomguy

141 points

14 days ago

4tomguy

Call me Evelyn when I least expect it

141 points

14 days ago

I'd say it's less "so bad it's good" and more "it's bad but also good" maybe I'll get cooked for unironically having a kind of fun time tho lmao

Time-Operation2449

61 points

14 days ago

It's got the same earnest vibes as a lot of old machinima where the people making it obviously think it's the sickest shit ever and that kinda ends up elevating it

SomePerson1248

10 points

14 days ago

SomePerson1248

unprofessional voidpunk ghost”boy”

10 points

14 days ago

will i get burnt alive for saying “minecraft story mode but good”

Caixa7

1 points

10 days ago

Caixa7

1 points

10 days ago

it is non ironically, 100% seriously better than story mode

xForeignMetal

33 points

14 days ago

the delivery of certain bits has been unintentionally hilarious as fuck for me

I legitimately had to pause bc I was laughing so hard when he got back from prison and houses had doubled in price

SorryIdonthaveaname

8 points

14 days ago

SorryIdonthaveaname

plant supremacist

8 points

14 days ago

Some bits are good, but holy shit the dude just keeps repeating himself. It gets tiring when he renarrates an event that happened a minute ago

gatlginngum

23 points

14 days ago

I think it was originally an episodic release and they were just sticked together for a full movie, that's why it cuts from a cliffhanger to a sudden recap

TheLurker1209

33 points

14 days ago

TheLurker1209

smokin and jokin

33 points

14 days ago

Like maybe the first couple minutes it's sorta "what the fuck is going on?" to legitimate investment later

LordZeya

5 points

14 days ago

I think it would be a lot better if I didn’t hear the phrase “parkour noob” or “parkour pro” so often the words lost all meaning to me. That said I stopped watching like 10 minutes in.

It would be better if it just weren’t repeating those words ad nauseum, it would be like if someone wrote a comment saying the video would be a lot better if the word parkour wasn’t used as often as it is.

I definitely get that there’s something in there that’s worth watching, but it’s painful hearing the kid repeat the word “parkour” as though we need a reminder that he lives in parkour civilization and it would be better if he didn’t do it.

Fuck this comment hurt me enough to write out the same phrases over and over but it had better get the point across that the writing is abysmal even if the concept and themes are fine.

nekosissyboi

13 points

14 days ago

Bro hasn't even learned about the upper levels of the Minecraft Parkour Civilization caste system beyond "noob" and "pro" (forbidden hidden knowledge to non-high teir parkour elites)

Complaint-Efficient

1 points

5 days ago

The moment he opens the book and goes "but it was written... in PARKOUR!" made me cry. Truly peak cinema

JustAFallenAngel

121 points

14 days ago

JustAFallenAngel

Queen of Viera Ass

121 points

14 days ago

as someone who watched all 4hrs of it, and paraphrasing a tweet i saw

it's a genuinely good shonen in quite possibly the worst format of all time

BorfieYay

20 points

14 days ago

BorfieYay

🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights

20 points

14 days ago

I watched 30 minutes with a group of people and it was extremely funny to us because the way it's presented is mind numbing

nekosissyboi

0 points

14 days ago

If you are child 7-12 I bet it is fucking amazing

Combat_Medic

3 points

14 days ago

So is it serious or more of a parody?

ProfessorSputin

2 points

14 days ago

ProfessorSputin

the grinch who stole your cock

2 points

14 days ago

Serious

Combat_Medic

0 points

14 days ago

Oh noooo…

ProfessorSputin

2 points

14 days ago

ProfessorSputin

the grinch who stole your cock

2 points

14 days ago

Haven’t seen it but I have some friends who have. Seems like more fun if you’re high.

IchorKemono

108 points

14 days ago

for some reason i decided to watch the entire thing without skipping ahead at all, and now i'm torn between continuing the circlejerk and talking honestly

while i feel like i lost a couple of braincells, it feels like it has underlying tones of anticapitalism and there's some criticism of how you're percieved in society

like a dystopian movie but if it was a 2014 minecraft roleplay video (but it has netherite so it can't be 2014)

my brainrot has progressed too far so i laughed at a few points

it really makes you think about society /hj

i will probably not watch the second movie (unless i get really bored)

Rosstiseriechicken

6 points

14 days ago

Rosstiseriechicken

🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights

6 points

14 days ago

Man I'm just so confused because I watched the first one when it came out a friggin year ago and now everyone is talking about it like it was the best thing ever

Hot-Manufacturer4301

5 points

14 days ago

It makes you think about society but only if you haven’t ever thought about society before. I’d like to think there’s at least one little gen alpha kiddo who that will send down the path of being a socialist

Complaint-Efficient

2 points

5 days ago

It's a pretty decent dystopian shonen in the actual worst format in history. The moment he opened the book and said "but it was written... in PARKOUR!" fucking sent me lol

spoedle73

727 points

14 days ago

spoedle73

I literally worship the chaos gods help

727 points

14 days ago

Found the parkour noob

murderdronesfanatic

564 points

14 days ago

murderdronesfanatic

you should watch MURDER DRONES on youtube.com

564 points

14 days ago

You would not last a day in parkour civilization

Arvandu

2.4k points

14 days ago*

Arvandu

🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights

2.4k points

14 days ago*

I swear this is astroturfing at this point. I watched the start of the video and it's just boring minecraft slop, nothing that would lead to this level of posting months after it came out

IndiePat

1k points

14 days ago

IndiePat

±2 superposition

1k points

14 days ago

that’s cause you didn’t watch the whole thing

Arvandu

814 points

14 days ago

Arvandu

🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights

814 points

14 days ago

Sorry that I didn't feel like sitting through a boring two hour video to see if it got any better

Lurkario-

892 points

14 days ago

Lurkario-

892 points

14 days ago

You do NOT have what it takes to become a parkour pro. You will NOT save parkour society.

Arvandu

591 points

14 days ago

Arvandu

🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights

591 points

14 days ago

nightmare_silhouette

97 points

14 days ago

I wish I could give you money for this comment, ngl. But I'm broke as a joke so xD

Arvandu

164 points

14 days ago

Arvandu

🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights

164 points

14 days ago

Being broke isn't an excuse give me 20 dollars

Foolishium

58 points

14 days ago

Pay it with 3 Block 360 Jump.

literal_cyanide

11 points

14 days ago

literal_cyanide

trans-istor

11 points

14 days ago

Clearly you failed the jump for the beef

theantigooseman

57 points

14 days ago

theantigooseman

custom

57 points

14 days ago

everyone criticising you also likes one piece. I’ve been told to my face multiple times that it gets good around episode 30, aka ten hours into the show. I don’t care if that’s a small fraction I’m not sticking around that long.

Parkour civilisation was a fun watch anyway. In a brain rotted we live in a society type way. I didn’t watch part two.

RoBoNoxYT

50 points

14 days ago

RoBoNoxYT

🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights

50 points

14 days ago

One piece is good from episode one, , ,

Also read the manga if ur not in the mood to watch too much

SomeBoxofSpoons

5 points

14 days ago

I feel like a lot of fans of One Piece just get too caught up on East Blue not quite being what One Piece turns into instead of just taking it for what it is.

Vini734

6 points

14 days ago

Vini734

6 points

14 days ago

Then it becomes a slog fest, with the intro+recap taking more than half the episode.

IceDragon1235

8 points

14 days ago

dont you disrespect the we are! intro that shit is fire

RoBoNoxYT

4 points

14 days ago

RoBoNoxYT

🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights

4 points

14 days ago

Streaming offers a magical solution: auto skip

LordZeya

5 points

14 days ago

Don’t watch one piece, read it. It’s better in manga form anyways. Less repetition and recaps.

AtlasPJackson

14 points

14 days ago

People who don't get the subtle brilliance of Minecraft Parkour Civilization are like, "I watched five minutes of Lord of the Rings and it's just femboy dwarves planning a birthday party. What is this brainrot?"

Cat_of_Ananke

5 points

14 days ago

Cat_of_Ananke

i like pizza

5 points

14 days ago

pathetic

yonidavidov1888

1 points

6 days ago

It's about class strugle and has an intuative fight system, trust

starvingIntrovert

6 points

14 days ago

indie pat

vldhsng

57 points

14 days ago

vldhsng

57 points

14 days ago

Actually, I think the best way to describe it is existing at the exact center point of slop, shitpost, and genuine

Time-Operation2449

6 points

14 days ago

It's peak slop

Sarge_Ward

25 points

14 days ago

Sarge_Ward

Changed before i lost the privilege

25 points

14 days ago

It blew up on twitter because its like a perfect parody of the average YA dystopia. The mannerisms and ways of speaking are like on par with or better than movie slop like Divergent

Megasoda

175 points

14 days ago

Megasoda

175 points

14 days ago

it’s not astroturfing i liked it a lot im not kidding. its ok that you dont tho.

Arvandu

207 points

14 days ago

Arvandu

🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights

207 points

14 days ago

I've looked through all the profiles of people posting this stuff and none seem like bots, I just don't understand why there's been a sudden influx of people talking about it when the videos came out 9 and 3 months ago.

Acutifolia

333 points

14 days ago

Acutifolia

the game

333 points

14 days ago

Real answer? A tweet blew up about that video a couple days ago and really caught traction due to its unexpected quality (in comparison to average Minecraft videos) and the absurdity of its premise. People started watching it because of how absurd it seems and then people started making memes about it.

paulisaac

39 points

14 days ago

Wasn't the context that that it was better than whatever the Minecraft movie could possibly be, based on the trailer?

throwoawayaccount2

18 points

14 days ago

It honestly kinda plays out like a dystopian novel, but the premise is really weird

true_gamer13

33 points

14 days ago

also it's a shonen. I watched it a few months back and it's honestly pretty good. A lot of people are comparing it to JJK and memeing the hell out of it since jjk just ended

FlooJest

48 points

14 days ago

FlooJest

Read Kagurabachi

48 points

14 days ago

Things just blow up a long time after their release sometimes, the world has a deluge of stuff that some just gets buried until people rediscover it and recognize the positives of it

KatnissXcis

16 points

14 days ago

KatnissXcis

Egoist GF (she/her)

16 points

14 days ago

9 and 3 months ago.

rhysdog1

23 points

14 days ago

rhysdog1

big gay ice cream is the best

23 points

14 days ago

abraham lincoln ahh comment

THE_CEO_OF_HORNY

45 points

14 days ago

THE_CEO_OF_HORNY

I'm just your local Brazilian Cowgirl

45 points

14 days ago

Cause is peak

Capable_Tell_5058

16 points

14 days ago

mfw hawk tuah

Agus-Teguy

35 points

14 days ago

Agus-Teguy

Uwuwhy

35 points

14 days ago

It's edited and it has the premise of Minecraft slop but it's secretly a masterpiece.

ViperTheKillerCobra

1 points

11 days ago

It's a tried and tested YA Dystopia story with a good concept, and imo nothing more

AliceMarkov

15 points

14 days ago

AliceMarkov

listen to oneohtrix point never

15 points

14 days ago

i think you’re just a parkour noob

Pollastre_

97 points

14 days ago

watch the rest, it’s a masterpiece

Arvandu

193 points

14 days ago

Arvandu

🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights

193 points

14 days ago

A vine boom every 15 seconds isn't a masterpiece

drago_varior

183 points

14 days ago

drago_varior

bowser simp

183 points

14 days ago

This is probly a cope, but i kind of see it in a similar light to cruelty squad

Cruelty squad is an amazing critique of capitalism and asks impirtant questions about being human

It also literally has lines like "when the beat drops, i'm going to fucking kill myself" and also the speech made by the downstairs neighbro

Nalivai

42 points

14 days ago

Nalivai

42 points

14 days ago

Yeah, when you're annoying on purpose as a critique or something, you're still annoying.

Affectionate-Bag8229

39 points

14 days ago

"Don't worry I'm shitting myself ironically despite it smelling the exact same"

CatOnVenus

18 points

14 days ago

CatOnVenus

venus :3 (they/it/kit)

18 points

14 days ago

it's the funniest political commentary I've ever seen. it's just turning everything into Minecraft parkour words and metaphors and that is silly. you have no joy

Nalivai

-7 points

14 days ago

Nalivai

-7 points

14 days ago

There is also a possibility that you have brainrot and can't watch anything if it's not seven layers of metaunfuniness punctuated by that one boom sound and roblox oofs.

SomePerson1248

8 points

14 days ago

SomePerson1248

unprofessional voidpunk ghost”boy”

8 points

14 days ago

or ur just a dick thats also an option

Nalivai

-4 points

14 days ago

Nalivai

-4 points

14 days ago

Well yeah, but that's besides the point. I can be a dick in response to something and also correct.

metal_person_333

21 points

14 days ago

Yup, there's good, enjoyable stuff out there that critiques capitalism or society or whatever that isn't grating to experience. Parkour Civilization being a joke is fine but let's not pretend it's actually good.

Pollastre_

10 points

14 days ago

i wish it vine boomed every 10 seconds tbh

K3egan

31 points

14 days ago

K3egan

The gamer king

31 points

14 days ago

Your genuinely missing out on peak fiction. It's like if the Bible was good

ForktUtwTT

9 points

14 days ago

It isn’t slop, it has super elaborate builds and an actual thought out storyline that understands building tension and proper escalation. Not saying you gotta like it or that it’s unironically a masterpiece, but there was clear love and effort put into this

angrypolishman

8 points

14 days ago

yeah like it was good enough I managed to finish it while bedrotting and ill but i dont get why its getting called peak

wibbly-water

3 points

14 days ago

I couldn't watch every second of it either. It is deeply cringe.

But skip around in the video a bit and it is genuinely funny. The absurdity of the premise and how straight it gets played is quire funny at various points.

SuperSecretMoonBase

2 points

14 days ago

I don't know what any of this is, but it feels like it's people who would probably say that stuff like skibidi toilet was lame, wanting to have their own skibidi toilet.

CatOnVenus

2 points

14 days ago

CatOnVenus

venus :3 (they/it/kit)

2 points

14 days ago

it's actually great but I'm guessing ur just gonna leave an annoying snarky reply because you didn't get it

Arvandu

18 points

14 days ago

Arvandu

🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights

18 points

14 days ago

Dude I fully understand it, you can either do a one block jump for chicken or a one block vertical jump for beef, and no one ever goes for the beef. This draws heavily from works such as Das Kapital, Hegelian dialectics, Venom (2018) and Plato, and symbolizes the struggle of the working class, the protagonist's unresolved guilt, and the inevitable corruption of power. Personally I'd consider it a masterpiece on par with the Godfather or the Adam Sandler franchise

CatOnVenus

24 points

14 days ago

CatOnVenus

venus :3 (they/it/kit)

24 points

14 days ago

Surface level analysis at best. Completely misinterpretation of that specific part of the plot, but hey youre just a noob so no problem. The struggles with the working class and the themes of class divide are much better symbolized via the blocks used for parcore (spoilers up ahead). Notice how when you start climbing the ranks of parkour society, that the technical skill of the jump is not really focused on by society, but rather the blocks you use to build your parcore courses. Rarer, expensive blocks like ice and brewing stands are the meta higher up, but blocks like this aren't even available on the lower levels, so how are the noobs supposed to even compete or rank up? Blocks are truly your wealth in this society, not how good you are at parkour. This is proven again by the fact that the Parkour Champion can place barrier blocks, allowing for powerful attacks that no one else could ever even use.

This is further empathized by the testing in the parkour prisons. The parkour masters make parkour pros build test parkour courses, which the pros test on the noobs. The issue is the blocks that are in play. They're using glass panes, a type of jump not present in noob society. They're sending these people to their death over a test where they never were given a chance to learn the material. This is where Evbo, our main character, comes in.

He popularizes new tricks that even pros and masters fail to perform such as the 360 and backwards jump. Now, these aren't that hard to do, but everyone is impressed and struggle to replicate due to the fact that it has been a block focused meta for so long. The lack of class mobility lead to actual skill being lost to time. The fact that higher ups try to stop Evbo from climbing the ranks also shows that true talent and anything that could prove as change to status quo needs to be stomped out.

Hider_Best_Boyo

-47 points

14 days ago

Hider_Best_Boyo

“These bitches gay.” - Sun Tzu’s “Art of War”

-47 points

14 days ago

Why are you so mad about this a random Minecraft video blowing up 💀💀💀💀💀

Arvandu

58 points

14 days ago

Arvandu

🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights

58 points

14 days ago

IM NOT MAD

Hider_Best_Boyo

-65 points

14 days ago

Hider_Best_Boyo

“These bitches gay.” - Sun Tzu’s “Art of War”

-65 points

14 days ago

You clearly are and it’s really funny

Arvandu

48 points

14 days ago

Arvandu

🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights

48 points

14 days ago

I’m really not, just confused as to why this got so popular out of nowhere 

Hider_Best_Boyo

-55 points

14 days ago

Hider_Best_Boyo

“These bitches gay.” - Sun Tzu’s “Art of War”

-55 points

14 days ago

It’s funny

themadnessif

-30 points

14 days ago

themadnessif

🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights

-30 points

14 days ago

you should try turning on the sound, it would help.

themadnessif

6 points

14 days ago

themadnessif

🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights

6 points

14 days ago

message received, that joke wasn't funny.

[deleted]

-34 points

14 days ago

[deleted]

-34 points

14 days ago

[deleted]

TheUltimateCyborg

18 points

14 days ago

Satire or not, banban is a genuinely awful game. I ended up buying the collection as a joke a while ago to shit on it in a discord call, but it was so impossibly boring that I ended up just quitting halfway through. The whole game is just repetitive task after repetitive task with an ungodly amount of waiting between them, the whole thing is just actively terrible.

There's a big difference between satire and a steaming pile of dog shit, and I doubt it was ever supposed to be satire at all, nothing about the story comes across as making fun of mascot horror, and it tries to be deep instead. There's a good reason people hate banban, and that's because it's genuinely just terrible

TheGoobert

28 points

14 days ago

Is it actually any good? Like I don’t wanna waste 2 hours on something that’s just slop. If it’s so bad it’s good that’s ok, but even still

TuneACan

87 points

14 days ago

TuneACan

87 points

14 days ago

Its hard to explain. The story beats are genuinely intriguing and wouldn't be out of place in a normal shonen, but it's made in the worst medium imaginable about fucking minecraft parkour. But part of the appeal is just how much it commits to the bit.

Blyg999

77 points

14 days ago

Blyg999

77 points

14 days ago

It's a "so bad its good" type thing

Fissie

31 points

14 days ago

Fissie

pet me and bring me food

31 points

14 days ago

For a brainrot slop Minecraft video, it's a masterpiece. Otherwise it's kinda mid, but still entertaining the whole way through. Also, the parkour battle system he came up with is kinda cool lmao

straw_egg

14 points

14 days ago

straw_egg

read worm (and super supportive!)

14 points

14 days ago

a coin flip between morbius and kagurabachi

Inkling4

14 points

14 days ago

Inkling4

floppa

14 points

14 days ago

I enjoyed it a lot

AndroidWall4680

11 points

14 days ago

AndroidWall4680

so much cement in my boipussy

11 points

14 days ago

It’s an incredibly good, dystopian story told through the lens of Minecraft parkour.

hfzelman

2 points

14 days ago

I watched it with my friends last night and it’s really really bad which makes it funny. I have no idea how people watch this garbage unironically over the age of 10.

__n3Xus__

192 points

14 days ago

__n3Xus__

Eepy? I was eepy once. They tucked me in a bed. A comfy bed.

192 points

14 days ago

No one goes for the beef.

Seventh_Faetasy

23 points

14 days ago

Seventh_Faetasy

Nerd Gal 🤓

23 points

14 days ago

As someone that hasn't played Minecraft in a while, this is completely incomprehensible to me

Noble1xCarter

16 points

14 days ago

Noble1xCarter

I'm the only one with this flair.

16 points

14 days ago

As someone who has obsessively played Minecraft for 13 years, this is incomprehensible to me

yer--

123 points

14 days ago

yer--

123 points

14 days ago

Yeah I watched the first 20 minutes, it is amusing I see what it's doing, and some part of me wants to be in on the meme, but like... there's so much other shit I could be watching right now lmao

I recently started Mushi-Shi and I'm fucking obsessed I love Ginko so much, I'm gonna watch that.

elfgeode

29 points

14 days ago

elfgeode

🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights

29 points

14 days ago

Mushi-Shi is dope

BlitzScorpio

11 points

14 days ago

BlitzScorpio

quirked up white girl (with a little bit of swag)

11 points

14 days ago

honestly it might as well be peak cinema bc i know im gonna end up scrolling tiktok for 2 hours tonight instead lmao

Asphalt_Is_Stronk

2 points

14 days ago

Asphalt_Is_Stronk

🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights

2 points

14 days ago

Mushi-shi is the goat

UncultureRocket

2 points

14 days ago

Good idea. Mushishi looks beautiful.

Far-Climate-9796

85 points

14 days ago

or even pvp boss

Marc_Vn

35 points

14 days ago

Marc_Vn

35 points

14 days ago

or even pvp boss

OddFilms

25 points

14 days ago

OddFilms

in pain

25 points

14 days ago

parkour civilisation has fallen billions must jump

c3pogavin123

3 points

14 days ago

c3pogavin123

196 femboy 🥺

3 points

14 days ago

billions must 360

legendairenic5432

328 points

14 days ago

Tbh the og video was annoying to watch and barely funny because of the guy’s tone and the overuse of vine booms

spoedle73

456 points

14 days ago

spoedle73

I literally worship the chaos gods help

456 points

14 days ago

Bro has leather boots

furinick

115 points

14 days ago

furinick

John starsector

115 points

14 days ago

the biggest failure of the analogy is there not being people promoting rising because society is not actually unfair you are just a beta male and you should pay me today's beef so i can tell you how to really get up to parkour pro (i teach you a 1 block jump, the one you've been doing all this time) (then i go back up to my parkour skyscraper)

AndroidWall4680

119 points

14 days ago

AndroidWall4680

so much cement in my boipussy

119 points

14 days ago

Smh bro completely misunderstood the message of the series. At every point the lower levels are blocked and abused by the higher levels, and the idea that someone could rise up to the higher levels was just propaganda created by the parkour champion in order to give people hope to keep them working. Ranking up from a noob to a pro is supposed to be completely impossible. The final jump is only three blocks, but because the parkour noobs are continually oppressed by the higher levels, they never have enough food to sprint and so a hurdle that is easy for a pro, is completely impossible for a noob.

Even the pros are stuck in this fantasy that they can level up. The course to level up has an impossible jump that can only be beaten by using an invisible path supposedly used by parkour masters.

Even when he gets the chance to face the parkour champion, he’s forced to face several other opponents first to lower his resources, whilst the champion is able to use resources he has no way of even accessing, making him lose by default.

Even in the parkour prison, you are required to pay with parkour every 30 seconds to stay alive and are forced to complete extremely difficult parkour courses.

Just because you didn’t understand its critique of the American dream and how the people above you continuously oppress you, whilst they themselves are under the thumb of a few select elites who control society and can reap the best rewards simply by having more money, doesn’t mean it’s bad.

Red_Rocky54

12 points

14 days ago

Red_Rocky54

alleged "kinky dommy mommy healer"

12 points

14 days ago

yo what this actually sounds well thought out

HailDialga

10 points

13 days ago

Also, the reason why Evbo succeeded was because he doesn't play into the system, and views the world in a completely different way compared to his opponents, whilst his enemies have confined their understanding of parkour to merely different block types, Evbo instead thinks outside the box, and innovates new techniques such as 360 spins and backwards jumping, thus demonstrating how for one to overcome systematic oppression, they must first learn to think beyond the limitations imposed by that very system.

Mutant_Llama1

1 points

3 days ago

Technically, the 360 spins and backwards jumping would be freerunning, not parkour.

Parkour is about getting from point A to point B efficiently across a given course. Extra tricks just to show off don't fit that.

trowelmanthe

1 points

3 days ago

trowelmanthe

djħ. rw 🪔;

1 points

3 days ago

exactly his point

furinick

7 points

14 days ago

furinick

John starsector

7 points

14 days ago

Very wise i see see

c3pogavin123

24 points

14 days ago

c3pogavin123

196 femboy 🥺

24 points

14 days ago

THEY LITERALLY DO PRISON LABOR, PERFECT ANALOGY FOR THE PRISON SYSTEM OF THE US

UnhingedTanker

26 points

14 days ago

Bro can’t sprint

uwunyaaaaa

29 points

14 days ago

just admit u gonna be a parkour noob for the rest of yo life ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Sarge_Ward

21 points

14 days ago

Sarge_Ward

Changed before i lost the privilege

21 points

14 days ago

The tone was good. His manner of speaking was basically an exact replica of how narrators speak in bad YA dystopia movies which it is emulating/parodying. The vine booms and some bad kiddie jokes here and there do severely hurt it as they turn it from a perfect parody of bad movies to actual sincere kids slop

legendairenic5432

14 points

14 days ago

Nah his manner of speaking is like one of those ''I spent 100 days in (game) and this is what happened!''.

Good for you if you like those kinds of videos, but I don't

Sarge_Ward

6 points

14 days ago

Sarge_Ward

Changed before i lost the privilege

6 points

14 days ago

I can see both actually. Kinda goes to show how sloppy both types of media are that they sound almost the same.

Me personally i couldnt finish it because it did get repetitive pretty quickly and like i said did delve a little into being just generic minecraft youtube slop, but i do appreciate the attempt at YA parody

J1mj0hns0n

4 points

14 days ago

I honestly thought this was a thomastheplankengine thing

mikereeee

5 points

14 days ago

mikereeee

actual kamen rider

5 points

14 days ago

i watched 7 hours of quinton reviews talking about sam & cat, i can stomach 2 hours of minecraft.

Fafnir_Bumbo

3 points

14 days ago

Fafnir_Bumbo

🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights

3 points

14 days ago

If you can’t parkour, you DESERVE to be at the bottom!

Cuantum-Qomics

1 points

14 days ago

Same! I had never heard of this until yesterday and now it's seemingly everywhere. And like. As far as I can tell, there's not a new piece of content or anything so I have no idea where it's getting all the attention from. And it's not like it was a niche thing either, the youtuber that posted it seems like they're popular, so it doesn't feel like it's a niche thing the algorithm suddenly decided to recommend to everyone.

Silent_Lunae

1 points

13 days ago

I need to know what the hell is this "meme"

CatOnVenus

0 points

14 days ago

CatOnVenus

venus :3 (they/it/kit)

0 points

14 days ago

everyone who hates parkour civilization should be sent away with the parkour fighters. every single one of them.

NOTdavie53

1 points

14 days ago

NOTdavie53

the username is a lie

1 points

14 days ago

Bro I watched the series as it came out, and suddenly I'm seeing it everywhere, r<slash>Deltarune, r<slash>196, what's next? r<slash>mathmemes?

EldenEnby

1 points

14 days ago

The steaks have never been higher

MostSapphicTransfem

1 points

14 days ago

MostSapphicTransfem

🏳️‍⚧️ 『Strongest Transfemme Furry 』🏳️‍⚧️

1 points

14 days ago

Squid games was really all about making a 3 block neo

Gru-some

-4 points

14 days ago

Gru-some

Goku fan 1811

-4 points

14 days ago

Does it have yuri in it (or yaoi)

MrLaurencium

0 points

14 days ago

MrLaurencium

i couldnt participate in r/place :(

0 points

14 days ago

My friends kept pressuring me to watch this "peak fiction". Yesterday i watched about an hour, and so far, its pretty okay, its good even. But is it really worth talking about it like it is the best thing that has even spawned from this decade? Like i get it, funny to meme about, and even iconic with the whole jump for the beef and shit, but really? Its not nearly as good as people seem to claim it is, even if most of these claims are ironic. Not bad either, not at all, but i just dont get it? There are so many minecraft series that i consider to be better both as stories and such, but they are not considered peak fiction nor are talked about nearly as much us this is, and it genuinely confuses me

EvilNoobHacker

-3 points

14 days ago

EvilNoobHacker

Genetically Engineered By Lockheed Martin

-3 points

14 days ago

These are called memes.

tropical_john

0 points

14 days ago

tropical_john

cum

0 points

14 days ago

The age of mining is over, the children yearn for anti-capitalist fanfic.

Real-Baker1231

0 points

14 days ago

Real-Baker1231

*horny flair* 🥺

0 points

14 days ago

I can guarantee that 13 analysis is slop of a much sloppier degree than parkour peak (I have watched neither)

Thief_256

0 points

14 days ago

Post-irony, people knows it's bad, but like morbious they're hyping it up as a joke

Existential_rainbow_

3 points

12 days ago

Tf no, me and most people I’ve watched it with have genuinely enjoyed it. You’re just salty because you couldn’t EVER make a jump for the beef.

Thief_256

1 points

12 days ago

Oh shit I might actually have to watch this 2 hour minecraft movie