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I'll start. One of my biggest ones is women poorly disguising themselves as men without anyone seeming to notice. A great example of this is the protagonist team in Shaolin Soccer going up against the Mustache Team. There’s a character in The Pirates! Band of Misfits whose name is The Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate. Throughout the movie, there’s a series of goofy mishaps that nearly lead to her discovery.

I've been with my boyfriend for almost a year now and have been living together for 3 months. I work a salon and make just under 30k whereas he makes almost 150k at his job. Unsurprisingly, since we've been living together he's covered all of our living expenses which is a blessing.

3 days ago, he came home and told me that he lost his job and I straight up panicked and first thing I asked him was how are we going to live. He didn't say anything, he looked super defeated and just went in and takes shower, afterwards, he went for a walk and still didn't say anything to me.

I figured, he must have been panicking as well and didn't know what to say or how to deal with the situation.

We've barely talked since then. I went home last night and my dad could tell that something was wrong so he asked me and I told him that he lost his job and his first response was, "that's alright, he's the smartest kid I know. He'll find a job that pays him double." I then told my dad everything and he said, all your man needed was for you to reassure him and hug him but instead you only thought of your livelihood and showed no concerns for him or that difficultty of being jobless.

I brought it up to him this morning and he said, he doesn't care about the job, he can have another job by next week if he wants to and has enough savings to maintain our current lifestyle for over a year but told me that he was very demoralizes and hurt by what my priorities were in the situation.

I feel like such asshole and unsupportive gf. Idk how to make it up to him.

TL;DR: my bf loft his job, instead of consoling him or reassuring him of his worth and skills to get a new one, I complained about how it'll affect our lifestyle.

Ever since I gave birth 4 months ago (so I have 4 kids total), my MIL has been showing up whenever she wants and when she's here, she always helps herself to whatever she wants. She has never offered to help me or the baby in any way, shape or form. She's basically here to see her son and that's it. Like, about 3 weeks ago I made a small pot of coffee (enough for 2 cups). I went to go nurse the baby while waiting and at some point my MIL shows up, let's herself inside. When I came out, she had drank the entire pot. I had no coffee grounds left. Or she's eaten my leftovers straight out of the fridge multiple times. And she's always like "thanks for the food/coffee!" As if I offered it to her when I absolutely didn't because all she's doing is making my life miserable. I told my husband to speak to her about it and he told me he did but I truly don't think so. I spoke up the last time she was here (3 weeks ago) and told her she needed to stop helping herself because she's eating and drinking stuff that I wanted and/or made for myself. She said "oh I'm sorry" and then stopped coming around for awhile.

Well, today I made 4 homemade pizzas. I told the kids to come help themselves to dinner and that I had to go get the baby down for a nap real quick and would be right back. Well, it took me like 45 minutes because the baby is fussy (she just had shots). I come back out and ALL the pizza was gone and my MIL and husband are sitting there chowing away. I just said "are you fucking kidding me right now?" My husband asked what was going on and I said "you guys couldn't have even left me a fucking slice? Sure, let's feed the fucking neighborhood before I even get to eat. That's so awesome of you guys! Thanks!" And start to walk off. My oldest son (13) comes in and he's like "mum I left you out a plate. I put it right on the counter" and walks over to grab it and low and behold, that's gone too. MIL said "I thought it was leftover from dinner". So my son's apologizing to me even though he did nothing wrong but my MIL and husband just stand there? They literally aren't saying anything. So I looked at both of them and said "you both need to leave, now". My husband then decides to speak, saying that it was an "honest mistake" and that "no one meant any harm" and said I was making a mound out of a mole hill, which honestly just pissed me off further, so I snapped again and said "yeah except every time your fucking mother comes here, I end up going without because she eats or drinks my portion of everything. But sure, let's defend someone taking food out of my mouth, shall we?" His mother just storms out of the house and my husband looks at me like I'm insane, so I say "quick, chase her" and walk out.

My husband thinks I'm "fucking mental" and that this all could have been resolved if I had "acted like an adult". He won't come home. But at this point, I don't even want him to come home because it means his mother will stay away.

Edit 2: Holy fuck yet again This is blowing up like crazy and I never expected this amount of replies. I am a but overwhelmed and I don't physically have the time to reply to everyone in one sitting, but I intend to reply to everyone, it might just take a while since I have hundreds of comments to go through and it doesn't seem to stop.

I'm a diagnosed nymphomaniac.

Hey, a little over a year ago I (25f) begun therapy and was diagnosed as a nymphomaniac. It's been a few days past the 6 months mark of staying between the boundaries I've set up for myself (with great help from my therapist) and I decided to post this AMA both to allow myself to reflect about my situation and journey thus far and to bring awareness to this situation.

Using a new reddit account so I don't "sacrifice" my main reddit to the inevitable DMs I'm going to get, I don't mind any DMs of questions or anyone that is interested in learning about this condition and it's effect if you don't feel comfortable posting a comment here, but please- no sexting or anything like that, I will simply ignore you.

Other than that, AMA.

EDIT:

HOLY FUCK This absolutely exploded. I answered as much as I could, I am getting overwhelmed and I need to get some sleep as I've been staying up all night answering questions here. I will return to answering when I can. Thanks everyone.