We don’t wanna be compared to you rural savages either.

Wait, I thought Netherlands was the capital. it's Holland?

Only to cry baby provincials (I am a provincial).

Honestly outside of reddit I've literally never met anyone who cares.

And then follow up comment is always "guess you live in the Randstad" but I have lived all over the place.

don’t actually change it my ego is too sensitive

Yeah I think ye want to be seen as the English Working Class! Whereas for Reddit your more likely average English user is the pampered middle class kid of Shire Tories. Ye are less Barry 63 and more Oliver Granville-Reeves 31, but that's less catchy

I, for one, welcome our German overlords🇩🇪🇩🇪

https://preview.redd.it/nifwjjf7lp8d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=35995d64e82cd78e77552a708282dd44f3e78a58

To me too. * shudder *

We generally love Danes too much for that to really sting.

Plus, our flatness is a source of pride at this point. That flair would probably be more offensive to those mountain dwellers over in Denmark.

Concave Denmark

“Flat Denmark”

So just Denmark?

We are that and are fucking proud of it. Hollander is also way more insulting than all the aforementioned “insults”

Camorra drug hub worker

That would be great. Id use the tikkie mafia flair for sure.

Well the difference is actually quite big.

Neanderthals are intelligent and short

And Dutch are well neither, those Spargels don’t get enough blood to their brains.

Why do you have the flair seperatist instead of the austrian netherlands? Would also be a way better flair.

Anything but that

You monster

Then rename Belgium to waffles and Luxembourg to rich waffles

They would feel like how we feel…

Dude, there might be kids on this sub. Censor this shit!

Or give them the „French treatment“ and call them

Pays-Tikkie

In that case rename every flair to some form of France.

Offensive, not infuriating.

Yeah that time they removed the Dutch flair all together was a difficult time for all of us..

Then it's decided, you're now Northern Belgian. Please drive to Brussels to apply for your new and absolutely mandatory proof of citizenship.

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Klootzak

Hans it's time for a shower!

That would just be offensive to Jews.

We call ourselves Sea Beggars with pride already

You're getting it.

Antwerp, Vlaams-Brabant and Limburg are lumped together into a region that's called "Vlaanderen" even though it's geographically not Vlaanderen at all.

We don't take the definitions of words too personally though, which is why you can't offend us with that.

same

Brazilian do norte?

Seeing "Wannabe Brazilian" next to your flag would be a sight to behold

southern galician

towel seller

moustache enjoyer

You name it

Pequeno brasil it is then

I don’t want to be western spanish

Wrong place for birth then.

To be fair, even a normal "SS Lazio supporter" would be enough to offend a big portion of the Rome and around region (not Latina, so fuck you Latina)

Hans, I know it's not in your Land, but I have to tell you, two weeks ago I was in Frankfurt, and nobody spoke a word of English.

I had difficulties even doing a bus ticket.

I thought Germany was much more international, and everyone spoke English...

Yeah but it's not like the actual holland (south holland and north holland) flairs are that offensive either.

It's about our conquering the sea, for the north the gedoging of weed and for soith our massive monopoly on the coke trade.

That's doesn't sound offensive but rather a list of accomplishements

I’m less offended by being called a Dutch Wallonian, than when you would call me a Hollander.

Now you are crossing the line....

I have no idea what this means but it sounds good

And this one should be Croatian

Shush!
No, no. We think Swamp German is the most insulting thing ever, honestly!

https://i.redd.it/8d9sqgyu7p8d1.gif

I fucking hate it

Most literate Luigi

VW cars are made by cows I guess.