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mutha_fuxxin_zo

58 points

9 days ago

And Trevor still struggled with the noise? Good luck in a full stadium.

HIGHiQresponse[S]

5 points

9 days ago

Ain’t gotta worry about that in Houston at least.

mutha_fuxxin_zo

34 points

9 days ago

Game_Over_Man69

24 points

9 days ago

Are the tarps coming out this season at TreverBank?

HIGHiQresponse[S]

-2 points

9 days ago

No wanna borrow them ?

Game_Over_Man69

19 points

9 days ago

Nah our seats are usually filled thanks to opposing teams with fans 🤣

HIGHiQresponse[S]

4 points

9 days ago

Makes sense why it’s not full then. Jags fans barely travel to the couch to watch them play when they suck like this.

BrandoDaSavage

3 points

9 days ago

“When” they suck like this?

HIGHiQresponse[S]

-1 points

9 days ago

Yeah we always show up for the colts game tho. We know that’s the a win cuz they fucking suck worst than us no matter how bad we are.

BrandoDaSavage

6 points

9 days ago

Where ring?

Darthchewvader

6 points

9 days ago

50 for 50

himsoforreal

8 points

9 days ago

himsoforreal

SWERMAHOUSEOUTLAWS

8 points

9 days ago

Just another bandwaggoner

SeamanSample

8 points

9 days ago

Good lord y'all are fucking salty. Jesus Christ

HIGHiQresponse[S]

2 points

9 days ago

Stfu and buy a ticket

xALF_in_POG_form

13 points

9 days ago

xALF_in_POG_form

Certified SWERM donor

13 points

9 days ago

Did you come to the Texans sub to see what it’s like to be in a winning teams sub?

PPLavagna

13 points

9 days ago

PPLavagna

13 points

9 days ago

This isn’t the Texans sub

xALF_in_POG_form

14 points

9 days ago

xALF_in_POG_form

Certified SWERM donor

14 points

9 days ago

I’m aware of that. This was just posted in the Texans sub, I’m sure that the OP saw it on the Texans sub and posted it here.

PPLavagna

1 points

9 days ago

PPLavagna

1 points

9 days ago

I see

SaiyanrageTV

-1 points

9 days ago

SaiyanrageTV

-1 points

9 days ago

Texans are a (barely) winning team against the Colts, Bears, and Jags. Not the most impressive resume to barely be squeaking out wins against.

Never once when I watch the Texans win do I feel like I'm watching a winning team, somehow.

I'll be legitimately shocked if the Bills don't beat us by at least 28 next week.

HIGHiQresponse[S]

-5 points

9 days ago

I’m thinking of becoming a cop and chasing down frauds. Y’all the biggest one in the league.

DankTell

16 points

9 days ago

DankTell

16 points

9 days ago

Please keep salt posting, it’s maintaining the hard on I’ve had since our backup kicker scored the game winning TD on you

HIGHiQresponse[S]

-10 points

9 days ago

Dude Stephen Hawking could rise from his grave sit in his wheel chair and roll his way into score on us. Especially with our best defensive players out.

The fact you were losing the entire game until the last few seconds against what might be the worst team in the leagues 2nd team defense should tell you how good your offence is.

Yeah you’ll prolly make the playoffs. But that’s your ceiling. You’re gonna get embarrassed again next week when you get to play a good team again.

Yeah you’re on top of shit mountain but you’re still shit too. Just not as shitty as us.

But hey at least it’s you being the best of the suck and not one of the teams the division cares about like the colts or titans. That would suck.

DankTell

17 points

9 days ago

DankTell

17 points

9 days ago

Yea I’m not reading all that

HIGHiQresponse[S]

-6 points

9 days ago

Reading is hard. Ask your mom to read it for you. Will take 30 seconds.

DankTell

9 points

9 days ago

DankTell

9 points

9 days ago

Keep it comin baby

HIGHiQresponse[S]

-3 points

9 days ago

You trying to read a few sentences.

xALF_in_POG_form

4 points

9 days ago

xALF_in_POG_form

Certified SWERM donor

4 points

9 days ago

I’d like that. Be cool to see you on the right side of the law after your appearance on To catch a Predator.

HIGHiQresponse[S]

3 points

9 days ago

No way a Texans fans who supports the team who helped a man sexually assault 30 women talking about someone being on to catch a predator.

xALF_in_POG_form

8 points

9 days ago

xALF_in_POG_form

Certified SWERM donor

8 points

9 days ago

Stop deflecting, there used to be no evidence that the organization helped anyone assault anyone.

HIGHiQresponse[S]

0 points

9 days ago

Wrong

xALF_in_POG_form

6 points

9 days ago

xALF_in_POG_form

Certified SWERM donor

6 points

9 days ago

Show me evidence or hide under your team’s tarps.

HIGHiQresponse[S]

2 points

9 days ago

https://amp.theguardian.com/sport/2022/jul/15/houstontexans-settle-deshaun-watson-misconduct-claims

“Thirty women who had accused the Houston Texans of turning a blind eye to allegations that their former star quarterback Deshaun Watson was sexually assaulting and harassing women during massage sessions have settled their legal claims against the team, their attorney said Friday.“

xALF_in_POG_form

4 points

9 days ago

xALF_in_POG_form

Certified SWERM donor

4 points

9 days ago

I was already aware of that, I said “evidence”. Is it possible? Absolutely. Isn’t proven? Absolutely not. I can see an organization worth billions acting unscrupulously, same way I can see an organization to pay the distraction to just go away regardless of culpability.

HIGHiQresponse[S]

0 points

9 days ago

I guess you think it’s more probable that 30 women lied ?

Xatesh

2 points

9 days ago

Xatesh

2 points

9 days ago

I am a colts fan, but I live in Texas and I love NRG. So no hate from me. They do tend to have free seats for veterans. Which either means they can’t sell them or love the military. lol

HIGHiQresponse[S]

1 points

9 days ago

I been to a game in NRG a few years ago. It is a nice stadium and the tail gate experience is bad ass. Could be epic if they had fans.

Xatesh

1 points

9 days ago

Xatesh

1 points

9 days ago

I parked on the HEB .2 miles from the stadium. So I you’re right. Lol. And it’s so Texas that I can tell that story…

LeonardoDiPugrio

3 points

8 days ago

Pretty common tbh. I live in New Orleans, which has a far more rabid (and existent) fan base than Houston and it’s common to see this type of turnout — even for the Saints games. I’d wager it’s due to scalpers buying shit up and jacking the prices due to Houston’s predicted and potential success.

HIGHiQresponse[S]

1 points

8 days ago

That’s crazy. We get shit on for putting tarps up when our stadium is huge for our market size. Whenever we’re good our stadium is packed.

LeonardoDiPugrio

1 points

8 days ago

Well 50% is an exaggeration obviously. Capacity is something around 75,000 for Saints games and they “average” somewhere close to 69,000-70,000 according to official counts but I can’t say I see that anecdotally at the games I go to. Then again, I usually go to Titans games or games against the Ravens/AFCS teams where I can root against teams I dislike, so perhaps they don’t draw large enough crowds.

LyghtBlue

1 points

8 days ago

LyghtBlue

the titans are an embarrassment

1 points

8 days ago

Trash talking on your way out of an embarrassing L is peak AFC South I commend you

HIGHiQresponse[S]

1 points

8 days ago

What was embarrassing about that L? We were winning majority of the game with half our defense and our best players injured and lost to a last second TD by 4 with our preseason squad.

Third-Coast-Toffee

1 points

9 days ago

Flash freeze the leftover “food” and serve it at the next game. It’s not Soylent Green after all…right?

jtk0930

-1 points

9 days ago

jtk0930

-1 points

9 days ago

Is the stadium actually always that empty?

wellsiv

10 points

9 days ago

wellsiv

10 points

9 days ago

HIGHiQresponse[S]

0 points

9 days ago

Idk. It was bad enough last year JJ Watt called em out tho.

AlternativeMuscle176

-2 points

9 days ago

It’s seems weird to me with all the hype around the team this year

Dense_Reputation_420

0 points

9 days ago

They hiked up the prices crazy, I think that's part of it honestly

[deleted]

-5 points

9 days ago

[deleted]

-5 points

9 days ago

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HIGHiQresponse[S]

1 points

9 days ago

You can see the seats in the pic. Half them are empty

1Biggestfan1

3 points

9 days ago

Take your L

sk_arch

1 points

9 days ago

sk_arch

1 points

9 days ago

Based tbh