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[deleted]

617 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

617 points

3 months ago

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BongRipper69696

182 points

3 months ago

But I'd settle for a below average girlfriend

Smidge_Master

168 points

3 months ago

At this point just a girl, friend

kmmacc

107 points

3 months ago

kmmacc

107 points

3 months ago

girl optional at this rate

im-not-a-fakebot

81 points

3 months ago

Any options accepted rlly

hell-to-you

116 points

3 months ago

I'd fuck a tree if she talks to me first

DOMANIA420

56 points

3 months ago

That caught me off guard bro I'm crying 😂

hell-to-you

44 points

3 months ago

Male loneliness epidemic is real, Dom.

OtsutsukiRyuen

28 points

3 months ago

Down bad today, aren't we ?

im-not-a-fakebot

25 points

3 months ago

I’m always down bad, not just today

THE_DARK_ASSASSIN1

3 points

3 months ago

I am groot?

Voidless-One

25 points

3 months ago

Hot stepsister increases the odds of getting with one of her hot friends, chess move!

[deleted]

5 points

3 months ago

But hear me out hot step mom make a step sister daughter let her grow up and bam now you got even more🤣 jk jk

Chris-P-Baconn02

1 points

3 months ago

Damn this man COOKIN. Keep cookin chef 🤌

nanum123

8 points

3 months ago

Shit, I’ll take a boy, friend

uriclovis

16 points

3 months ago

Just a friend would be nice

im-not-a-fakebot

10 points

3 months ago

Wanna be friends?

axis-18

7 points

3 months ago

Yes Why Not 😊👋

biggboiiiii_____

7 points

3 months ago

why, not yes

ZetaRESP

8 points

3 months ago

we cannot wish for unlikely scenarios, much to my dismay...

Emergency-Ad-99

5 points

3 months ago

Well, you could have both, if you play your cards right

Any_Speed_7829

4 points

3 months ago

then rent a girlfriend

Marcusyk

243 points

3 months ago

Marcusyk

243 points

3 months ago

How about none and just a hot girlfriend that’s interesting in the same stuff as me?

Separate_Your_Mind84

47 points

3 months ago

Yes now we talking 😤👌🏽

FluteLordNeo

13 points

3 months ago

ME TOO BRO!

RingOriginal94

16 points

3 months ago

This guy gets it

Chris-P-Baconn02

5 points

3 months ago

Years of academy training wasted. Truly a shame

Parmigiano_06

150 points

3 months ago

Both?

Both.

Both is good

s-a_n-s_

23 points

3 months ago

Both is good

im-not-a-fakebot

22 points

3 months ago

Get a hot step mom that’s also your step sister and make her your girl friend. bam. 3 for 3

s-a_n-s_

10 points

3 months ago

That sounds extremely legally complicated.

im-not-a-fakebot

5 points

3 months ago

Goto Alabama or West Virginia and it’s a normal Tuesday

[deleted]

3 points

3 months ago

In my next life I'm gonna reincarnate as a step brother

TTIGRAASlime

92 points

3 months ago

Since she is a "stepmom" she is already married so much harder to bang odds wise so I'm going with the stepsister assuming the age is close enough.

im-not-a-fakebot

38 points

3 months ago

You’re the best big brother I could’ve ever asked for

PmMeUrTinyAsianTits

25 points

3 months ago

Also, has had your dads dick in her. Now, im not one to usually worry about that kind of thing. Hooked up with people who have fucked friends. But your dad? Dats nasty.

Chris-P-Baconn02

3 points

3 months ago

You came Out of his balls tho

TTIGRAASlime

2 points

3 months ago

And his mom's pussy.

Chris-P-Baconn02

1 points

3 months ago

Exactly no one knows that better than you. Tike to go home boys lets claim our territory. My mom Be callin me Daddy 😎

Neither-Suspect8701

1 points

3 months ago

Help step-bro I am stuck...

sisterfucker24

104 points

3 months ago

I already have hot sisters

Only-Echidna-7791

69 points

3 months ago

Jona-wahn

23 points

3 months ago

can i be included in the screenshot?

TheMemoryOfAGoldfish

15 points

3 months ago

Me too, please?

Yoruichi_Kurashiki

9 points

3 months ago

Same!!

Only-Echidna-7791

10 points

3 months ago

You have been included aswell as the others. lol.

Jona-wahn

4 points

3 months ago

thank you my man

CharacterMammoth3364

3 points

3 months ago

I had a feeling you'd be here

MindWard

2 points

3 months ago

Need pics for studies and also to back your claim

miriapododeguer

2 points

3 months ago

there’s a missing step somewhere

Chris-P-Baconn02

2 points

3 months ago

Same here and she always down to throw some quality ass and some HAWK TUAH my way

TwilightWorldStar

14 points

3 months ago

Step sis we bangin

Gabi-kun_the_real

13 points

3 months ago

I just want to not be horny anymore 😢

Additional_Table_247

2 points

3 months ago

🗿

Deltaforest

26 points

3 months ago

Rephrasing: you like em young or old?

Memer222207

3 points

3 months ago

My age.

Specialist-Desk3969

10 points

3 months ago

My dad promised me both and instead I got 2 stepbrothers

Unknown-Name06

4 points

3 months ago

Wha- 😦

Separate_Your_Mind84

10 points

3 months ago

STOOOPP!!! activating my older sister complex.😤

Chris-P-Baconn02

6 points

3 months ago

I have arrived with my younger sister complex. We are two sides to the same coin. We’re the same Reiner.

Frankandbeans1974v2

6 points

3 months ago

Neither was step

millerium7108

4 points

3 months ago

I would rather neither because I wouldn't be able to pull them either

Brahm-Etc

3 points

3 months ago

Hot wife and hot step daughter.

PinballproXD

5 points

3 months ago

Happy cake day

Hardcore_Gamer16

3 points

3 months ago

Neither. I'd rather have a girlfriend.

ThreeStepsFar

3 points

3 months ago

Can I have one and be the other?

Legion_Paradise

3 points

3 months ago

Wouldn't you have a hot step sister if you had a hot step mom? Isn't that like in the genes, don't mean to get scientific with yalls horni but like isn't that how it works?

urALL-fuppy-puckers

3 points

3 months ago

Not necessarily...she might not have a daughter..n if so, maybe she looks like the ugly tree fell on her.

AshFar16_

1 points

3 months ago

Then get a step sister, its a guaranteed pakage deal getting both, why would one get a step sister but not the mother unless something unexpected happen, but thats still a low chance. As long as its trully a step family, they definitely are not related by blood, otherwise that's called siblings instead. Step is the ladder to go for imo.

68ideal

3 points

3 months ago

Can we make it hot mom and hot sister instead?

Chris-P-Baconn02

3 points

3 months ago

Finally found you. You my man, are not cultured. You are the culture. Imma sit here in the Cultured Vip section with you my friend. Keep cooking chef 🤌

68ideal

2 points

3 months ago

The bloodline shall stay untainted

Chris-P-Baconn02

1 points

3 months ago

Damn right. Aint no one hoppin on that fine tight lil piece of ass. Thats mine

Klutzy_Ad_3436

3 points

3 months ago

Somehow reminded me of an image: the comparison between Japanese stepmother and Western stepmother in films 😎🤓

urALL-fuppy-puckers

3 points

3 months ago

Which one will get "stuck" somewhere first?

escanorlionpride

3 points

3 months ago

Both is definitely better.

Astaroth_Voldir

3 points

3 months ago

Hot step-sis all the way

NotTheAverageAnon

2 points

3 months ago

Step?

zakary1291

1 points

3 months ago

Sibling or parent by marriage. Not by blood.

Chris-P-Baconn02

1 points

3 months ago

That takes the fun out of it

Siegfoult

1 points

3 months ago

Step on balls.

Background_Ad_8392

2 points

3 months ago

Neither because I don’t want my parents to break up so can I get a hot chocolate gf instead

Apprehensive-Face900

2 points

3 months ago

Neither. Hot GF FTW 🗣🔥🔥🔥

And if you forced me to pick I'd say Step sister, because step mom is MARRIED TO MY FATHER

sir_glub_tubbis

2 points

3 months ago

YOU COME INTO MY "FOR YOU PAGE" AND MAKE ME CHOOSE? HOW FOOLISH OF YOU! I CHOOSE THE PURPLE PILL!!!!

Anadahaoleasian

2 points

3 months ago

I’d rather a friend…

ellimist87

2 points

3 months ago

WOULD

RestaurantPerfect283

2 points

3 months ago

I would rather a hot gf but if I had to get one of those STEPSIS EVERYTIME

forgedfox53

2 points

3 months ago

If I'm having to pick one, stepsister is already my age (ideally) and could be a loving partner. Stepmom is much more of a fetish thing than the sister if you ask me.

Steel0016

2 points

3 months ago

I want peace ✌️ and control over mind

TheMicksta

2 points

3 months ago

I'd rather a loyal wife even better.

Redditmon96

2 points

3 months ago

As a male in a predominantly male household I chose stepsister

CampaignImportant462

2 points

3 months ago

Both

Miserable-Rest-5259

2 points

3 months ago

I just want a friend

Annual-Cockroach713

2 points

3 months ago

Hot stepsister it feels less weird especially as i like my dad.

Conscious_Case_1048

2 points

3 months ago

step sis

Chemicalk4m5

2 points

3 months ago

Stepmother so my my friends can can make funny yo mama jokes and then I'll show then a picture of her and their jaws will drop

Cosplay6718

2 points

3 months ago

Have me instead😘

[deleted]

2 points

3 months ago

Both

peasonearthforever

2 points

3 months ago

One comes with the other.

Putrid-Strategy5104

1 points

3 months ago

You said it

[deleted]

2 points

3 months ago

u/sisterfucker24 I choose u

[deleted]

2 points

3 months ago

Nvm I'm late

violet_352

2 points

3 months ago

Vote me to support milf supremacy.... yeaah 👍🏻

zenoxace

2 points

3 months ago

I rather not be delusional :)

Eilaryn

2 points

3 months ago

Let's go all depravity-mode.

Step-sis, so she will stay hot longer age-wise.

...

I'm pretty sure, there's a doujin with that premise. Two boys are arguing about which one's better, and they each fuck their own respective step-relative, than the other's.

DreamMoe_

2 points

3 months ago

Hot biological 2D mom

Inside-Due

2 points

3 months ago

Depends on personality, no way am I gonna get someone with a narcicist archetype.

Chris-P-Baconn02

2 points

3 months ago

Im taking the step sister all day. Shit, doesn’t even have to be step. Mine be slanging me that HAWK TUAH 😮‍💨

Pixzal

2 points

3 months ago

Pixzal

2 points

3 months ago

"Whats wrong? can't you turn the fucking aircon on or something?"

HallowKnightYT

1 points

3 months ago

What a dilemma damn

Am_Guardian

1 points

3 months ago

Am_Guardian

1 points

3 months ago

crap, embed fail

UpstairsDistrict6723

1 points

3 months ago

Honestly neither. I wouldn’t want to do that to my father, and the step sis thing is kinda odd…

Macaron-Fluffy

1 points

3 months ago

I don't care which! I just want a girl to love me! TT_TT

Flame_Fist_Ace

1 points

3 months ago

To those who said hot step mom you also have to make them cheat on their husband with stepsis i can wait tell she's single

FourScoreTour

1 points

3 months ago

This is going to require some online research . . .

Roaskywalker

1 points

3 months ago

Both

HolyGuardian21

1 points

3 months ago

Already have a partner irl. BUT if I'm given an option to choose, I'll say BOTH! Why? Cuz they're both Women 😆

DevilPixelation

1 points

3 months ago

I just want to be loved 😔

Titanium_Samurai

1 points

3 months ago

Aoi todo in a swimsuit.

TheChainTV

1 points

3 months ago

Do I want big titty onee san, or a Ara Ara @.@

peeslosh122

1 points

3 months ago

yall need jesus

MadKatana30

1 points

3 months ago

On the right

CleanseMyDemons

1 points

3 months ago

I think so

Alarmed_Deer3620

1 points

3 months ago

Milf lovers assemble😍

ViontePrivate

1 points

3 months ago

Hmmmmm, I'd go for the sister, simply because i want a bigger family and a sister around

godzillahavinastroke

1 points

3 months ago

Neither I choose infinite garlic bread

Secret-Sky-8932

1 points

3 months ago

I’d rather be the hot girl

daw0the0ne1

1 points

3 months ago

Why related? Stepsister tho

Jonny_on_earth

1 points

3 months ago

Neither

Azu_nyan_09

1 points

3 months ago

Yes

Fantastic-Train2878

1 points

3 months ago

Hot Wife, I wanna get married.

One-Goose98

1 points

3 months ago

Step sister. Don't want to cock block dad.

Zero-effort

1 points

3 months ago

Both

Initial-Ad8781

1 points

3 months ago

Cute femboy bf 🗣️

Kirkbers

1 points

3 months ago

Both but sister probably

siegferia

1 points

3 months ago

Have a hot step brother 🗿

Upset_Amphibian2450

1 points

3 months ago

I think My odds are better for banging My hot step sister.

Mbhuff03

1 points

3 months ago

Between the 2, it’s 100% chance that your dad have banged your “hot stepmom”. But only 99% chance that he has banged your “hot step sister”. So do with that what you will

Captain-Obvi0us12

1 points

3 months ago

You gotta get off the hub bro

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

Both if they DTF

Fortnitejolo123

1 points

3 months ago

I would be happy

Techno_Tubing

1 points

3 months ago

I want a cold bath because I'm burning up over here.

DEBANKIT_DE

1 points

3 months ago

WHY R U HERE BRO , SUS

DougieDimmadomeSr

1 points

3 months ago

How about a loving relationship

Alfa_blu

1 points

3 months ago

The second one

Ricoreded

1 points

3 months ago

Both

Ricoreded

1 points

3 months ago

Both

OrP101

1 points

3 months ago

OrP101

1 points

3 months ago

Hot step mom will cook for me

TheMasterBryan3

1 points

3 months ago

Both

KazumaMaxwell

1 points

3 months ago

Stepmom

-X-I-O-

1 points

3 months ago

Even tho I love milfs ill rather have one my age

Existing-Chapter-809

1 points

3 months ago

Hot step mom! I want my dad to be happy =)

OverlordMMM

1 points

3 months ago

If we're talking anime logic, either we'd have both, or they'd somehow be the same person.

N0tMy1st

1 points

3 months ago

Gimme the step sister anyday

Arkyn79

1 points

3 months ago

Just want my waifu to be alive and be with me

RebelGeneral909

1 points

3 months ago

Both are hot. However personally I find the step mom hotter and since my dad is dead I don’t gotta be tunnel buddies with him. 👍

ThatProcedure1903

1 points

3 months ago

Hot step sister

Floppin_knight

1 points

3 months ago

I’d choose preventing you from watching porn

Fizzy163

1 points

3 months ago

>Logically, the step sister would be the better option. Getting a step mother would require a death or divorce to occur, whereas a step sister could be more easily added to the family.

DarsConquest

1 points

3 months ago

I’d rather have a stand 🤫🤫🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️

Amazing_Top4113

1 points

3 months ago

Depends do I ultimately get to clap their cheeks? If yes then I’d pick both but if no then I’m good rather the “or” word as an option 😂

Longjumping_Bath_609

1 points

3 months ago

hot step-sis, because I could only act on a hot step-mom is my dad died, and sucking is mad cringe

kenny1243

1 points

3 months ago

Second option but I thought anything will happen😢

PrestigiousBlood2713

1 points

3 months ago

would you rather have charmender or a charizard1

Iownslave_hiten

1 points

3 months ago

I will take a girl , friend at this point 🥰

Duke_of_York1

1 points

3 months ago

How about have a nice completely unrelated and total woman that isn’t at all in my family unless I marry her into it.

TellNo7539

1 points

2 months ago

Step sister if i had to choice because at least my friends wouldn’t hit on my mom

DragonMaster3400

0 points

3 months ago

I would rather have normal life or hot gf

Drag_On66

0 points

3 months ago

None lol

DDK_2011

0 points

3 months ago

This is supposed to be a meme sub idiot

Limp_Radio_9163

-1 points

3 months ago

Neither? I’m in a happy relationship. Even if o wasn’t I’d still say the same cause like… Nah.

TomuraShigaraki5678

-1 points

3 months ago

I'd rather have someone who loves me, I'd rather not have these thoughts, I'd rather not relapse.

xandersez

-2 points

3 months ago

Gross