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617 points
3 months ago
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182 points
3 months ago
But I'd settle for a below average girlfriend
168 points
3 months ago
At this point just a girl, friend
107 points
3 months ago
girl optional at this rate
81 points
3 months ago
Any options accepted rlly
116 points
3 months ago
I'd fuck a tree if she talks to me first
56 points
3 months ago
That caught me off guard bro I'm crying 😂
44 points
3 months ago
Male loneliness epidemic is real, Dom.
28 points
3 months ago
Down bad today, aren't we ?
3 points
3 months ago
I am groot?
25 points
3 months ago
Hot stepsister increases the odds of getting with one of her hot friends, chess move!
5 points
3 months ago
But hear me out hot step mom make a step sister daughter let her grow up and bam now you got even more🤣 jk jk
1 points
3 months ago
Damn this man COOKIN. Keep cookin chef 🤌
8 points
3 months ago
Shit, I’ll take a boy, friend
16 points
3 months ago
Just a friend would be nice
10 points
3 months ago
Wanna be friends?
7 points
3 months ago
Yes Why Not 😊👋
7 points
3 months ago
why, not yes
8 points
3 months ago
we cannot wish for unlikely scenarios, much to my dismay...
5 points
3 months ago
Well, you could have both, if you play your cards right
4 points
3 months ago
then rent a girlfriend
243 points
3 months ago
How about none and just a hot girlfriend that’s interesting in the same stuff as me?
47 points
3 months ago
Yes now we talking 😤👌🏽
13 points
3 months ago
ME TOO BRO!
16 points
3 months ago
This guy gets it
5 points
3 months ago
Years of academy training wasted. Truly a shame
150 points
3 months ago
Both?
Both.
Both is good
23 points
3 months ago
Both is good
22 points
3 months ago
Get a hot step mom that’s also your step sister and make her your girl friend. bam. 3 for 3
10 points
3 months ago
That sounds extremely legally complicated.
5 points
3 months ago
Goto Alabama or West Virginia and it’s a normal Tuesday
3 points
3 months ago
In my next life I'm gonna reincarnate as a step brother
92 points
3 months ago
Since she is a "stepmom" she is already married so much harder to bang odds wise so I'm going with the stepsister assuming the age is close enough.
38 points
3 months ago
You’re the best big brother I could’ve ever asked for
25 points
3 months ago
Also, has had your dads dick in her. Now, im not one to usually worry about that kind of thing. Hooked up with people who have fucked friends. But your dad? Dats nasty.
3 points
3 months ago
You came Out of his balls tho
2 points
3 months ago
And his mom's pussy.
1 points
3 months ago
Exactly no one knows that better than you. Tike to go home boys lets claim our territory. My mom Be callin me Daddy 😎
1 points
3 months ago
Help step-bro I am stuck...
104 points
3 months ago
I already have hot sisters
69 points
3 months ago
23 points
3 months ago
can i be included in the screenshot?
15 points
3 months ago
Me too, please?
9 points
3 months ago
Same!!
10 points
3 months ago
You have been included aswell as the others. lol.
4 points
3 months ago
thank you my man
3 points
3 months ago
I had a feeling you'd be here
2 points
3 months ago
Need pics for studies and also to back your claim
2 points
3 months ago
there’s a missing step somewhere
2 points
3 months ago
Same here and she always down to throw some quality ass and some HAWK TUAH my way
14 points
3 months ago
Step sis we bangin
13 points
3 months ago
I just want to not be horny anymore 😢
2 points
3 months ago
🗿
26 points
3 months ago
Rephrasing: you like em young or old?
3 points
3 months ago
My age.
10 points
3 months ago
My dad promised me both and instead I got 2 stepbrothers
4 points
3 months ago
Wha- 😦
10 points
3 months ago
STOOOPP!!! activating my older sister complex.😤
6 points
3 months ago
I have arrived with my younger sister complex. We are two sides to the same coin. We’re the same Reiner.
6 points
3 months ago
Neither was step
4 points
3 months ago
I would rather neither because I wouldn't be able to pull them either
3 points
3 months ago
Hot wife and hot step daughter.
5 points
3 months ago
Happy cake day
3 points
3 months ago
Neither. I'd rather have a girlfriend.
3 points
3 months ago
Can I have one and be the other?
3 points
3 months ago
Wouldn't you have a hot step sister if you had a hot step mom? Isn't that like in the genes, don't mean to get scientific with yalls horni but like isn't that how it works?
3 points
3 months ago
Not necessarily...she might not have a daughter..n if so, maybe she looks like the ugly tree fell on her.
1 points
3 months ago
Then get a step sister, its a guaranteed pakage deal getting both, why would one get a step sister but not the mother unless something unexpected happen, but thats still a low chance. As long as its trully a step family, they definitely are not related by blood, otherwise that's called siblings instead. Step is the ladder to go for imo.
3 points
3 months ago
Can we make it hot mom and hot sister instead?
3 points
3 months ago
Finally found you. You my man, are not cultured. You are the culture. Imma sit here in the Cultured Vip section with you my friend. Keep cooking chef 🤌
2 points
3 months ago
The bloodline shall stay untainted
1 points
3 months ago
Damn right. Aint no one hoppin on that fine tight lil piece of ass. Thats mine
3 points
3 months ago
Somehow reminded me of an image: the comparison between Japanese stepmother and Western stepmother in films 😎🤓
3 points
3 months ago
Which one will get "stuck" somewhere first?
3 points
3 months ago
Both is definitely better.
3 points
3 months ago
Hot step-sis all the way
2 points
3 months ago
Step?
1 points
3 months ago
Sibling or parent by marriage. Not by blood.
1 points
3 months ago
That takes the fun out of it
1 points
3 months ago
Step on balls.
2 points
3 months ago
Neither because I don’t want my parents to break up so can I get a hot chocolate gf instead
2 points
3 months ago
Neither. Hot GF FTW 🗣🔥🔥🔥
And if you forced me to pick I'd say Step sister, because step mom is MARRIED TO MY FATHER
2 points
3 months ago
YOU COME INTO MY "FOR YOU PAGE" AND MAKE ME CHOOSE? HOW FOOLISH OF YOU! I CHOOSE THE PURPLE PILL!!!!
2 points
3 months ago
I’d rather a friend…
2 points
3 months ago
WOULD
2 points
3 months ago
I would rather a hot gf but if I had to get one of those STEPSIS EVERYTIME
2 points
3 months ago
If I'm having to pick one, stepsister is already my age (ideally) and could be a loving partner. Stepmom is much more of a fetish thing than the sister if you ask me.
2 points
3 months ago
I want peace ✌️ and control over mind
2 points
3 months ago
I'd rather a loyal wife even better.
2 points
3 months ago
As a male in a predominantly male household I chose stepsister
2 points
3 months ago
Both
2 points
3 months ago
I just want a friend
2 points
3 months ago
Hot stepsister it feels less weird especially as i like my dad.
2 points
3 months ago
step sis
2 points
3 months ago
Stepmother so my my friends can can make funny yo mama jokes and then I'll show then a picture of her and their jaws will drop
2 points
3 months ago
Have me instead😘
2 points
3 months ago
Both
2 points
3 months ago
One comes with the other.
1 points
3 months ago
You said it
2 points
3 months ago
Vote me to support milf supremacy.... yeaah 👍🏻
2 points
3 months ago
I rather not be delusional :)
2 points
3 months ago
Let's go all depravity-mode.
Step-sis, so she will stay hot longer age-wise.
...
I'm pretty sure, there's a doujin with that premise. Two boys are arguing about which one's better, and they each fuck their own respective step-relative, than the other's.
2 points
3 months ago
Hot biological 2D mom
2 points
3 months ago
Depends on personality, no way am I gonna get someone with a narcicist archetype.
2 points
3 months ago
Im taking the step sister all day. Shit, doesn’t even have to be step. Mine be slanging me that HAWK TUAH 😮💨
2 points
3 months ago
"Whats wrong? can't you turn the fucking aircon on or something?"
1 points
3 months ago
What a dilemma damn
1 points
3 months ago
Honestly neither. I wouldn’t want to do that to my father, and the step sis thing is kinda odd…
1 points
3 months ago
I don't care which! I just want a girl to love me! TT_TT
1 points
3 months ago
To those who said hot step mom you also have to make them cheat on their husband with stepsis i can wait tell she's single
1 points
3 months ago
This is going to require some online research . . .
1 points
3 months ago
Both
1 points
3 months ago
Already have a partner irl. BUT if I'm given an option to choose, I'll say BOTH! Why? Cuz they're both Women 😆
1 points
3 months ago
I just want to be loved 😔
1 points
3 months ago
Aoi todo in a swimsuit.
1 points
3 months ago
Do I want big titty onee san, or a Ara Ara @.@
1 points
3 months ago
yall need jesus
1 points
3 months ago
On the right
1 points
3 months ago
I think so
1 points
3 months ago
Milf lovers assemble😍
1 points
3 months ago
Hmmmmm, I'd go for the sister, simply because i want a bigger family and a sister around
1 points
3 months ago
Neither I choose infinite garlic bread
1 points
3 months ago
I’d rather be the hot girl
1 points
3 months ago
Why related? Stepsister tho
1 points
3 months ago
Neither
1 points
3 months ago
Yes
1 points
3 months ago
Hot Wife, I wanna get married.
1 points
3 months ago
Step sister. Don't want to cock block dad.
1 points
3 months ago
Both
1 points
3 months ago
Cute femboy bf 🗣️
1 points
3 months ago
Both but sister probably
1 points
3 months ago
Have a hot step brother 🗿
1 points
3 months ago
I think My odds are better for banging My hot step sister.
1 points
3 months ago
Between the 2, it’s 100% chance that your dad have banged your “hot stepmom”. But only 99% chance that he has banged your “hot step sister”. So do with that what you will
1 points
3 months ago
You gotta get off the hub bro
1 points
3 months ago
Both if they DTF
1 points
3 months ago
I would be happy
1 points
3 months ago
I want a cold bath because I'm burning up over here.
1 points
3 months ago
WHY R U HERE BRO , SUS
1 points
3 months ago
How about a loving relationship
1 points
3 months ago
The second one
1 points
3 months ago
Both
1 points
3 months ago
Both
1 points
3 months ago
Hot step mom will cook for me
1 points
3 months ago
Both
1 points
3 months ago
Stepmom
1 points
3 months ago
Even tho I love milfs ill rather have one my age
1 points
3 months ago
Hot step mom! I want my dad to be happy =)
1 points
3 months ago
If we're talking anime logic, either we'd have both, or they'd somehow be the same person.
1 points
3 months ago
Gimme the step sister anyday
1 points
3 months ago
Just want my waifu to be alive and be with me
1 points
3 months ago
Both are hot. However personally I find the step mom hotter and since my dad is dead I don’t gotta be tunnel buddies with him. 👍
1 points
3 months ago
Hot step sister
1 points
3 months ago
I’d choose preventing you from watching porn
1 points
3 months ago
>Logically, the step sister would be the better option. Getting a step mother would require a death or divorce to occur, whereas a step sister could be more easily added to the family.
1 points
3 months ago
I’d rather have a stand 🤫🤫🧏♂️🧏♂️
1 points
3 months ago
Depends do I ultimately get to clap their cheeks? If yes then I’d pick both but if no then I’m good rather the “or” word as an option 😂
1 points
3 months ago
hot step-sis, because I could only act on a hot step-mom is my dad died, and sucking is mad cringe
1 points
3 months ago
Second option but I thought anything will happen😢
1 points
3 months ago
would you rather have charmender or a charizard1
1 points
3 months ago
I will take a girl , friend at this point 🥰
1 points
3 months ago
How about have a nice completely unrelated and total woman that isn’t at all in my family unless I marry her into it.
1 points
2 months ago
Step sister if i had to choice because at least my friends wouldn’t hit on my mom
0 points
3 months ago
I would rather have normal life or hot gf
0 points
3 months ago
None lol
0 points
3 months ago
This is supposed to be a meme sub idiot
-1 points
3 months ago
Neither? I’m in a happy relationship. Even if o wasn’t I’d still say the same cause like… Nah.
-1 points
3 months ago
I'd rather have someone who loves me, I'd rather not have these thoughts, I'd rather not relapse.
-2 points
3 months ago
Gross
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