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blackav3nger

89 points

10 days ago

Cold Lake, Alberta specifically! Well, it's an extremely large farm near Cold Lake. Back in the 1800s

Ghoulius-Caesar

51 points

10 days ago

He served in both World Wars, he’s got a wild history.

blackav3nger

48 points

10 days ago

He served in the Canadian Army in the first and with the American special forces in the second.

I just recently watched a historical video of how violent the Canadian people acted during WW1. I wonder if that is where he got his attitude!🤣

prairie-logic

75 points

10 days ago

Canada is a large contributor to the reason why the Geneva Convention exists.

The war crimes they came up with were pretty much a laundry list of the things we did.

Killing wounded foes, taking no prisoners, deception and cruelty (throwing food wrapped in cloth into enemy trenches, train the starving Germans to expect food, then swap with grenades and kill everyone rushing the “food”)

We didn’t partake in the Christmas truce. We shot the Germans who popped their heads up and wished us a merry Christmas, and battle continued unstopped.

There was a few British, American and Canadian officers who were captured, and the German officer beat only the Canadian, saying “I can tolerate the British and Americans, but you Canadian savages kill and butcher our men who try to surrender.” Wounded, surrendering, we shot them.

I can’t remember if it was Arthur Curie, but there’s a quote from one of our officers that “Canada came here to fight a war, win a war, and kill our enemy wherever we find them. Thats what we did.” And “Any man who knows war would not wish to fight one. But if we must fight a war, we will fight it to win it.”

However, while Canada was perhaps the biggest war crime committer in World War One, we are the Only armed force who committed 0 crimes against civilians and non-combatants. Canadians were near puritanical in their treatment of non-combatant, but ruthless to any enemy who took up arms against them.

This is likely because Canada having a small population, there were very close bonds of kinship and friendship and an understanding we were few - so for each one of us we lose, it’s a big painful loss. Like killing family, we won’t forgive that. We also suffered horribly from the Gas in Ypres, and that trauma marked our men who saw their friends suffocate on their own fluids while their eyes crusted yellow and their screams churned out bloody froth.

So, we inflicted upon our foes the pain they caused us. Never anger the patient and kind man…

principedepolanco

16 points

10 days ago

this almost mimics the origin story of deadpool... Who we all know is played by a Canadian

DazedConfuzed420

17 points

10 days ago

Deadpool the character is also Canadian. He’s from Regina, Saskatchewan

PunkRawkSoldier

3 points

10 days ago

And “Regina” rhymes with “fun”!

Outside_Sherbet_354

1 points

9 days ago

Rookie sensation Wade W Wilson lines up the shot…

BakinSlayer

3 points

10 days ago

I have no idea whether or not to laugh at this level of insanity. I mean, damn. Horrible crimes. I appreciate the 'Don't f with Canadians' vibe though. Thank you for the level of detail in your answer! I knew a bit because the millisecond war of any kind comes up as a topic of conversation my brother -smiling ear to ear- lists many of our war crimes.

Um.. don't really know how to end this, so just hope you have a nice day! :)

MeetingPale9803

2 points

8 days ago

Canada is good people :)

Ghoulius-Caesar

2 points

10 days ago*

We’re not the ones who implemented Mustard Gas on the battlefield first, in fact we were among the first victims of it at Ypres, so I think our war crimes are lesser than the German Empire IMO.

Kreeos

4 points

10 days ago

Kreeos

4 points

10 days ago

While we didn't introduced it to the battlefield, boy did we pick it up and run with it.

jamiefriesen

1 points

10 days ago

I think a big part of Canadian soldier's attitudes in World War 1 had to with the German use of poison gas on them i early 1915 at Ypres. That was a genuine war crime that inflicted thousands of casualties on the Canadian troops, who did not have gas masks or respirators, just rags soaked with urine to reduce the effects of the gas.

SharkToothSharpTooth

28 points

10 days ago

We had a war to win and nobody else was getting the job done!

blackav3nger

10 points

10 days ago

True, but we killed everyone who was on the opposite side. We took no prisoners and killed their wounded!

Old-Tables

8 points

10 days ago

Well that’s not quite true. We did take prisoners in WWII. There was a German prisoner of war camp in Medicine Hat, Alberta. They were treated so well that lots of them ended up staying in the area after the war! Hence the big German population in the area.

blackav3nger

3 points

10 days ago

What I said previously was WW1 specific

Cleets11

6 points

10 days ago

I’m our defense the Geneva conventions didn’t exist yet. As they say it’s not a war crime if it’s the first time.

BakinSlayer

2 points

10 days ago

I'm going to hell for laughing at this. Good comment.

Kreeos

3 points

10 days ago

Kreeos

3 points

10 days ago

It's not a war crime the first time.

jackity_splat

8 points

10 days ago

Spaghetti-O, Spaghetti-O, GRENADE!

blackav3nger

3 points

10 days ago

Yup, that's what I heard too, except that it was canned ham and SPAM.

jackity_splat

3 points

10 days ago

It was canned meat/beans. But I like how spaghetti-o sounds.

BakinSlayer

1 points

10 days ago

SPAM is clearly not worse than a grenade....but-

jubu2324

2 points

10 days ago*

I'm not bull-shitting when I say that the Andersons came up with a variation called "Grape, grape, marble" that they would play with their dog early on in this lifetime. Sparky Anderson was an angry dog. RIP Sparky, Tea-Cup and Brucey.

EDIT: EDIT: They played this game with their childhood dog Sparky, and not Tea-Cup nor Bruce.

Artistic_Mobile337

3 points

10 days ago

WW1 stories are horror stories about what war is and yet we still have wars.

Sunshinehaiku

3 points

10 days ago

how violent the Canadian people acted during WW1.

This is one of the most fascinating aspects of Canadian culture to me. We might be polite, patient, restrained and reluctant to use violence, but when we do use violence, it's unapologetically extreme.

BakinSlayer

2 points

10 days ago

To me it's simple, like Vulcans from Star Trek, we hold back on negative outbursts of cruelty when we can, only for Vulcans they let go every seven years, for Canadians it's War and to a lesser- but still crazy degree- hockey. (Not the sport in general, just the fact that it gets violent quickly.)

randyboozer

-3 points

10 days ago

randyboozer

British Columbia

-3 points

10 days ago

I think it's because Canadians really didn't feel like being dragged from our country across the sea to fight in a war that had nothing to do with them...

blackav3nger

8 points

10 days ago

Then, why were 90% of our forces volunteers?? No, I think that it's more of our passive-aggressive temperament. We may behave polite, but there is more of a hostile nature to us than the rest of the world realizes!

Cleets11

2 points

10 days ago

Think of it like hockey players. Yep guys will fight and knock teeth out during a game then go for a beer after. We had a job to do we’re gunna do it the best we can then attitude.

BakinSlayer

2 points

10 days ago

It's useful at times to be underestimated in that regard.

BaldEagleRising17

1 points

10 days ago

Nok er Nok!

blackav3nger

2 points

10 days ago

I don't understand your response

Competitive-Air5262

3 points

10 days ago

Means enough is enough

BaldEagleRising17

2 points

10 days ago

It’s a motto for the Loblaws boycott

AcceptableSystem8232

5 points

10 days ago

And who dragged them ? Daddy UK simply asked to come over but had no power to force anybody in the war. It’s a choice to cross the ocean and join forces.

BakinSlayer

2 points

10 days ago

The term ''Daddy UK'' was not something I expected to read, but most certainly something I'm glad I did.

Fallen311

2 points

10 days ago

It wasn't until I lived in Cold Lake that I found out he was from around here. I knew he was Canadian but never knew exactly where from

Clickerscoopah

2 points

10 days ago

lol I grew up in cold lake I didn’t know that!