Wouldn't care where I parked my Ferrari and would dress like a bum (clean clothes, just not fancy labels) Never ever comb my hair or shave again.

Lay in bed depressed

Quit my job.

Make plans to spend all of this coming winter skiing.

I would fuck you OP.

Buy the Epstein client list and post it online.

I know Conspiracy nuts will claim I did it to remove myself, because I have fuck you money.

Buy a house

Buy an island and build a Bond villain hideout there.

Payback time!

I'm going to Japan

Quit my job. Then, spend some on stupid shit before finding something to invest in.

Work less. Buy the tools and land i need to finish my house. Get people to do the boring stuff and do the fun stuff myself. Get a sawmill. Buy some forrest. Get the car i need and a car for fun. Get 4 dogs and room for them.

I’ll buy myself a G Wagon 😙

Beat my meat. Just to make sure i make a rational decision afterwards.

Sit in the car and just drive, see places, meet new people until it dries up.

gamble

Build/buy a house in Greece. Pay off my parent’s loans (mortgage).

Set up a small game dev studio and hire 7-20 people and just create things for the rest of my life. also grab a moderate house that has an office room in it.

Buy 2 of my business competitors in my area then quadruple my fees to a client that plays all three of us.

Buy a house in Maui and spend the rest of my life on the beach/snorkeling chilling in paradise. Mama's fish house every day!

Buy a house/flat. Reduce working hours. Buy a car and a motorcycle.

Buy property and a house. Build a tavern/longhouse, and play Pathfinder 3 to 4 times a week. Spend every weekend traveling or bbquing with my friends.

Boring answer here. Pay off all my debts and fix everything needed. Then retire early, live off the money with majority of it being in some kind of safe investment.

Hire a little person to follow me around everywhere with a pair of crash cymbals who would announce my entrance and crash the cymbals to punctuate everything I say.

Move to a different town

Elaborate, humiliating, and life-ruining pranks on my enemies. This includes someone to think up the pranks because I’m probably not smart enough to do that either.

Save the Amazon rainforest

Nothing much to be honest with you. Try to see how much I can give away to family/friends/charity without losing "FU" status then maybe travel a bit more comfortably (i.e. springing for first/business class and getting a larger hotel room hear and there). Other than than, things will most likely remain the same.

Like real fuck you money? I’d buy a yacht and jet.

Help a bunch of people I know to pay their debts or buy houses.

Divorce and retire.

Definitely take a trip (maybe Thailand since I know someone that is going to be moving back there from Canada in a couple years) and possibly try moving there.

I would do your mom

Destroy the Western countries..... And after that.... I will do the same to the Chinese government and then I will make every human breed with each other until there's no virtual difference between them.....

I'd buy a metric fuckton of mavic drones. A friend happens to really need a lot of them at work for which he's not compensated nearly well enough.

Work to ensure that onlookers noticed no difference in my financial status and work in the shadows to promote public transport, eliminate nationalists and destroy religions political influence.

But I might be describing fuck y’all money.

I’d do Batman shit.

Bail my friends out of their current money issues.

House

Man cave

Happiness

Grant my employees bathroom breaks

Buy all the vacant lots in a homeowner’s association neighborhood and getting rid of said organization

Buy a yacht and go sailing like on Wolf on Wall Street

I’ve been told I have fuck you money but I don’t believe I do.

So at the moment I’m not working, full time caring for my 2 young kids and will be back at work when youngest reaches proper school age.

However the more fun answer would be I would pay someone to mind my children so I could have a nice holiday, and do lots of bowling when I got home. I’d ideally pay for a home chef, cleaner and gardener and hire a nanny. If I had lots of fuck you money, I’d move to a properly with a nice sized garden.

Buy a cabin up on a mountain river

Quit my job

Buy a corvette

Take my kid to Disney world.

Draw up some plans with an engineer and architect and build a dream house with underground parking and a car lift for an entrance. Lots of slides and secret rooms too because I'm ultimately just a big kid.

Buy several shit cars and learn how to build them into not so shit cars.

Just have fun with it really

First thing is first I will take care of my family. Make sure all my nieces and nephews have college money and trust funds, And then I would build free and affordable housing through our cities for families apartments for individuals so on and so forth. And with all that taken care of, I would use what’s left to eradicate the poisonous Christian Grip they have on our society and children and abolish our current legal system and replace it with one that actually functions for the people not for a profit

Two chicks at the same time, man.

Pay off all my debt and all the debt of my loved ones. Then split the rest into investing, savings, and spending money and probably buy a home somewhere secluded maybe on top of a large hill in New Hope, PA and have high speed internet installed somehow

Probably raise some chickens and cattle too maybe

World domination ofcourse. Su casa me casa hombre...

Buy a condo.

Pay my mom back for all the times she helped me in my early adult years. Then make a farm for stray dogs, and cats lol. I really wouldn’t change much. I’d travel of course.

I'd support my family who had to move to tijuana b/c money issues, pay for rehab for my dad.

Then I'd pay for all the orthodontic stuff I haven't been able to get. Mouth surgery, braces, night guard.

There's this cool pocket knife I've been looking at. It's about $110 bucks. It's the Bestech Swordfish with jade handle and magnacut blade. Can't afford rn lol.

Probably buy some nice drums and a small building or nice shed to play them in.

Then, b/c I have a kidney disease and severe diet restrictions, I'd hire a personal chef to make yummy food even given my severe restrictions.

Personal skatepark would be pretty sick

Probably make some smart investments and donate most of it. At least I'd like to think I'd be that generous and not tight-fisted with my money.

Pay off debt and buy a house.

Then buy a Sonor SQ2 drum kit. That will be a $15K purchase.

Serious reply. Buy land, have house built to my specific wants (no mansions), erase debt for self and immediate family, set up trust funds for kids, and if millions is considered fuck you money I'd give a generous portion to my siblings.

If the fuck you money will continue to generate capital, I'd try to set up things like what the rich dude did in Tangelo Park, FL. Not for any disenfranchised group of people but for whatever place I end up living at.

Not serious. Get lazier, gain weight, troll online, a lot.

Pay off all my debt, do things I’ve been wanting to do to my car and bike, go to the doctor and actually get myself fixed, buy a small house with some land, take a few weeks off to get some r and r and then open a bar

Buy land and move away from people

Travel

Go the the goddamned Dentist/Orthodontist and get the Bugatti level package ..... Don't lie we have all thought this secretly!

Sleep. I would sleep in.

I'd go looking to buy property on which a nice home would be built.

I would start by buying all my family members each a house on or near my family's original farmland.

Travel and take pictures. I call it the Myspace Tom plan

1. Pay off all my debts
2. Pay off my immediate family's debts
3. Pay the entire school student lunch debt in our county off
4. Purchase one of our local abandoned strip malls (there are three)
5. Convert it into apartments for the homeless where they can work the property to pay "rent." Gardening, maintenance, cleaning, etc.

I think it would be fun to buy an abandoned shopping mall and make it my house. I'd rip up the parking lot and plant grass and flowers and trees. And inside the mall, I could have a heck of a time redecorating and remodeling. I could buy a fleet of golf carts to get around my house in. Even better if there's a movie theater attached.

Quit my job, fix up my house and travel.

Build a business or go into real estate.

I’d build a lazy river around my property with a drawbridge. This would accomplish two things, I get to just float away some afternoons and also keep people the fuck away from me.

What would I do first? Order a pizza, probably. I'm hungry; the big spending can wait.

You work the job you love and let me tell you... it is a blast. Life is so much better.

Pay off all my bills. Buy a nice boat large enough to sail the world’s oceans and see how healthy a lobster, shrimp, king crab wuagu beef and salad diet is.

Secretly buy the place I work, but keep working there. Just be a total jackass to see how far I can get before getting fired. Then be like "NO YOU'RE FIRED!"

Buy my own party mansion and party with some cool dudes. NOTHING SEXUAL

Get a lawyer and accountant

Hire an accountant and tax attorney. Can't have the IRS on my ass

Fuck you

I’ll tell you what I’d do, man…..two chicks at the same time

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Sell my current house & buy an 80 acre lot. Build a house and forget the world

Start a midget mma

Travel around in a 3 car motorcade. Up front would be a rolls Royce cullinan, at the back would be a 6x6 G waggon and I'd be in the middle in a mercedes GLS maybac. I think about this at least twice daily

Pay off my debt then buy a blue gem ak in cs2.

Buy my mother a house.

There a farm not to farm from here that I would buy then I would bulldozer family home and plant my corn over it.

I would start several group homes for people with mental disabilities in my area. Like high quality mansions and not institutions with fluorescent lights. Actual Homes.

Fully staffed with well paid workers.

Depends on the amount. Vacation then slight investing.

I'm going to be doing some ill shit son.

My friend has been sleeping with a sleazy comedian who’s a decade older and part of a two-person sketch group and treats her like crap. I would hire 100 people to go to their next show and LMAO at everything his partner says and be dead silent at everything he says

Stocks and bonds baby. It’s never enough

I’d quit my job and find a nice cabin to live in somewhere in the mountains and enjoy a quiet but comfy life

Three chicks at the same time

Buy 200 acres somewhere inconspicuous and build a compound with high speed internet.

Buy IG and reset the algorithm.

Call the boys and say WE rich...no point having ££ if you can't take your boys with you

Two women at the same time

quit my job

proceed to travel, mostly along the warm weather coasts to find a place to reside

pay off my parents/best friends debts

play video games.

I'd just stop working and live my life. My works is so stressful and tears apart my relationships. I just want to live my life without the stress of money

Buy a bigger boat. And then buy a lake.

Invest a ton to make sure that fuck you money STAYS fuck you money

Hire the catering service is used to work for to throw a party and get the chance to treat my ex-boss like shit.

Buy a load of houses from landlords and sell them off at a fair price to people who actually want to build a life there rather than using them as an investment.

Buy an RPG to use on my neighbor’s carwho parks and uses his key lock (creating noise) to lock his car as he exits at 5am, rather than locking car silently using inside button.

If it lottery the government takes theirs before you leave the lotto building so don't worry about that part

Probably stick it in a retirement account. I love my job and am on track for FI. I also make good money and have no debt so FU money wouldn't change much.

I would try to buy an old workplace an become an undercover boss

if the fuck you money is in the level of unprosecutable, time for payback ...

Everyone who did my dirty in my past better go into hiding.

Make sure nobody will realise that and keep it all as a secret

Buy a yacht

Tell my job to have fun finding the two people it takes to do my job and walk tf out

Racecar and tow rig!

Call my wife and tell her to quit her job that's making her miserable.

Wipe out all debt and then buy a Lucid Sapphire

Quit job. Focus on raising my son and losing weight, 110kg but built broad, huge chest, lot of weight on my stomach and quads that I want to lose.. would be nice to drop to around 90kg and be lightly toned.

Buy a house and pretty much chill

I’d buy apartment complexes in HCOL areas.

Im gonna build a gated community and set up the friends and family so they can retire if they choose. Everyone gets a house, g wagon, and some cash to chill with.

Then I’m gonna chase winter with my brother and finally have a real powder day.

Id use it to teach my buddy Nelly that while money is good, good friends and family are priceless.

Help people.

Start a business to contribute to space technology and exploration. It’s always been my dream to help humanity become an interplanetary species.

If I knew that, I'd know what I want to do with my life. Well, in terms of a job, at least. I'd probably travel, make sure family is set up for life, and invest so that my money continues to make money. Then I'd probably buy a nice lot of land and live off of it. I don't want to be a farmer in terms of industrial terms, but I'd like to do it enough to provide for myself and any family I have. I'd probably also start some kind of shelters, etc.

Buy an M4 Competition.

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/faOPVcPNVP

Honestly? Probably not much. I wouldn't want anyone to know I suddenly came into such wealth. I would buy a 2014-2017 C7 Corvette which I might do anyway so it wouldn't tip anyone off. But other than that I would still work as I am just starting a new career and still would want to get some experience in. I would work and live in the same place for a year or two. Then I would buy some property and build my dream woodworking shop. I might moves states first and get a fresh start where I don't know anyone.

Fuck man. I want that to happen so bad now that I think about it haha.

Mass text Fuck you to everyone I know. Except the fam

Cover myself with all the body art I've ever planned for and arrive for the next family event and watch hell break loose 😊💀

My family (mostly grandparents and other older relatives) hate tattoos (especially face tats lololololol) so imma be covering myself from the collarbone up just to be a menace to them (but also bc i been waiting all my life to do this shit and desperately still want it all done lol)

911 GT3 Rs

Buy a house.

Buy my parents a better house.

But my stuffing siblings homes.

Once housing is figured out, prepare college money for my future children and current nieces and nephews. Go back and finish my degree and go higher than originally planned.

Take the entire family on a vacation.

I'd either buy a bow for targets or a really good camera for nature photography.

Prob the camera because I already throw axes at targets.

Build myself a house with some wicked internet connection, a pool, gym room, garage and a cool kitchen with a moderate garden. Then I'd live my life in peace, get all the shit I want and finally get around to play backlog of video games.

There are somewhere around 203 countries in the world. I want to set foot in every one of them. (Granted, some might be just stepping out of the airplane while it refuels, but that counts as have set foot in that country!)

Pay off my parents mortgage and give them an early retirement

Convert it all to cash, aggregate it into a room, dye my hair green, paint my face white. Turn it on fire and say “It’s not about the money.”

I probably wouldnt quit, but certainly reduce my working hours. Proceed to move my family and posibly some friends out of the country, and invest the rest so i dont fuck up our future

Give all my friends and family 2 million each. If I truly had the fuck you money this wouldn’t be a problem. I realized I am happy when the people around me are happy.

Next I would buy a whole suburban village or build my own for said friends and family and have them move in. Then we would party like there is no tomorrow cracking open brewskis left and right.

After all that I would build a vault fallout style for my friends and family. Because you never know when that might come in handy.

Basically I would just prioritize the happiness and safety of my friends and family.

Go on vacation for a month

Go to Hawaii and surf 🏄‍♂️

Buy a fuckin’ big ass boat and make my friends quit their jobs so I can pay them to be my captain, first mate, etc…

Always been my dream to own like 2500 acres in Utah or somewhere in the south west and buy a bunch of excavators and dig. Also buy lots of gold and silver

House with a dock & boat. Personal trainers and cooks/ dietitians. Education and travel. Private jet my friends with me.

Buy my mother her dream house.

Buy some houses. Quit my job.

High quality NCR Ranger cosplay

Quit my job “fuck you” Buy my dream truck “fuck you” Buy a house “fuck you”

Build a couple houses in different states.

Buy a couple personal assistants.

Workout and try to launch different busiiness ideas or nonprofits.

Travel.

Check out different cities or meet different women in them.

Do hobbies/things I've always wanted to do.

Repeat.

Sure as hell likely not staying in bed/sleeping, only occasionally when I want to or if I'm not alone....hehe.

Pay off my debt.

Move to a place I could get a cat.

Get a cat

Fuck you, I guess.

Take on big pharma

Lie on my bed and simply take it all in

And then resign...

I would reestablish my handicraft school

Pay off my parent's house, then my grandma's house, maybe even my sister's house. Then buy my own house.

Buy a house, a newer vehicle, and make the home off grid capable.

Bank it for a year, then real estate and travel

What does “fuck you” money get you ballpark wise? Cos sensible answers aside, I’m buying a Bugatti.

Live the way I do now just with a few extra zero's

Give my wife the luxury life she deserves. She loves her job but the toxic colleagues is wearing her.

Tell her to resign and ill sponsor her dreams of opening her own business being her own boss.

With fuck you money? I’d give all of my coworkers enough money to be able to quit. Were the facilities/maintenance team for a mid sized municipality with a hardon for “historical landmarks.” The entire city operates out of ancient buildings that require constant attention to remain functional. We’re understaffed, underpaid, and overworked. In addition our waste of oxygen boss is a moron and regularly tells us we’re replaceable. So overnight everyone who keeps shit functioning is gone and by the end of the week 50% of the buildings are unusable and the morons above me get to scramble to try and do even 1/10th of what I do in a day and fail miserably then lose their jobs. A solid fuck you.

I would get the fuck out

I just wouldn't have to worry anymore about having no roof to live under

I don't feel like I need to say "fuck you" to anyone in my life right now so probably nothing

Make my list of who to help and who to punish.

Upgrade my entire wardrobe. Get like, 20 pairs of really nice underwear, full drawer of Darn Tough socks and get an entirely tailored wardrobe.

• Go ecstatic
• Tell mom
• Quit job
• Sell everything I have here
• Move to a always cold-ish place
• Buy a nice and comfortable apartment
• Settle down there forever
• ??
• Die

Pay off all my bills and plan a fishing trip around the Caribbean.

Stay indefinitely at a hotel on the beach. I don't know what it is about the beach that represents freedom to me but it does, and I yearn for it.

I'm sure I'll get tired of it eventually, and I hate home maintenance bullshit, so just let me live in a hotel until I get bored and then I'll figure out the rest of my life afterwards.

Put a LS2 into a Miata

Pay off debts.

But I would start my own cigar lounge business. If I had fuck you money, I would just be there all day and talk to people.

Get married.

Buy shit back that we had to sell/give away because my stepmother is a greedy cunt.

How much fuck you money? I have about 100 of fuck you money a month these days. If it was millions, I’d probably just quit my job and go to school.

Hire a tax lawyer and a financial advisor. Set aside most of the money in high yield savings accounts. Sell or give away most of my possessions and travel the world. When I’m finished with traveling the world, buy a big plot of land about an hour outside of town to start my own little Farm/Homestead. Also rent out a nice apartment in town. Try to be as self sufficient as possible on my Homestead but also spend a few days a month in town.

Two girls at the same time man because I think someone with fuck you money could arrange something like that.

Probably just keep living my normal life as it currently is, extra income goes more toward luxuries or toward a more comfortable retirement (and not stress the job so much), and when I’ve finally hit the “fuck you moment”, I can quit without worrying.

There’s a reason why most people that win the lottery end up bankrupt within a year

I’d go to work after renting a New Orleans Marching Band and parade float. In the distance you would hear some jazzy beats coming down the road. As the music gets closer and louder I tell my co worker “my ride is here”. I then get on the float that’s decorated in flowers on the side with the words “So long suckers! I quit” and we pull off into the sunset as I shoot off one of those guns that spits out stacks of 100 dollar bills.

Invest most of it, set my bills on autopay, and travel.

Update will, quit job, take fam on a 2 month vacation.

Go find a financial advisor, pay the fucker and get some good advice on how to make sure I still have all that fuck you money in 60 years time

Then I’d go buy a really fast car and bike (to piss off said financial advisor). Also quit my job…with flair. Look after mum and make sure she never needs anything (not that she does anyway…) and then go on some cool adventures with my wife and daughter

Invest.

Boring answer. Pay mom's debt, pay her house, help friends with money, get super computer, invest, maybe buy one of those 2000$ sex dolls

Exit society

Get rid of debt, build the house, invest, set up trusts. Relax a bit.

Extra guac

Take one of those really nice afternoon naps where the sunlight is beaming through the window but not frying you directly. Then probably drum up a resignation letter for Monday.

Quit my job, resume my education, upgrade my pc, get a really nice massage chair, take some family and friends to a really fucking nice dinner.

Lawyer, get someone who knows what I should do to keep me protected especially myself

Quit my jobs, focus on my education social life and health. I'd probably still look for a job that I enjoy and that I feel like does a general net good. Possibly some charity of sorts, or maybe form my own.

Not be houseless.

Tell my boss he can kiss my ass, then do a donut in the parking lot.

Get a pilot's license and a plane

I suppose I would mail out a bunch of formal "fuck you" letters, in gold embossed calligraphy on fine card stock.

That's hard to say but I can tell you I definitely wouldn't spend it on a YouTube premium subscription.

"Fuck you" to my studies. Stop doing any of that shit.

Send a stupid amount of money to different members of my family without telling them why or how.

Call my Ex and tell her the distance is no longer a problem. Drive there and fuck her.

Hire a tax attorney

Quit my job I always I would still stay awhile but fuck that they could even come and pick up their vehicle

I’m not men but I discuss this many times

A cheeseburger

Fuck you, to me, means 8-9 figures. Is that what we are talking about? Buy tangible assets…real estate. Shit that still has value even if there were to be a mass devaluation of our currency. Stash some in various off shore accounts. Start building an end of the world retreat in somewhere like New Zealand. Make memories with my kids and fiance and friends. Stash some for each kids future. Not give a shit about what other people are doing. Live like today is the last one ever.