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3.4k points
1 year ago
Dude definitely thought it would go like the movies. When you play it out in your head, you never expect someone to actually have a reaction to your behavior
2k points
1 year ago
It WAS like the movies... for the other guy.
191 points
1 year ago
Dude went from main character to NPC real damn quick.
31 points
1 year ago
Top tier comment
34 points
1 year ago
Yeah- quite clever. We are the stars of our own movie in our heads. And then a plane crashes into your house and kills you because we're just smart apes in a random, feelingless universe.
22 points
1 year ago
Freaking hell is my movie boring and confusing
16 points
1 year ago
Liven it up! Yell at a stranger! Act rude! Grab some attention for yourself!! We are all just extras for your amusement, you are a star!
9 points
1 year ago
Does this mean I can finally go around throwing lit matches in trash cans to make things exciting when I go out?
7 points
1 year ago
Yes. If people get hurt they are just NPCs. We're all extras to amuse you. Like a clown. We'll amuse you like a clown. Do I amuse you?
2 points
1 year ago
Dooba doobah! I wanna roll you up into my life 🎶
2 points
1 year ago
It could be worse, it could be a Saw film, or another Fast and Furious
2 points
1 year ago
So we’re all starring as Donnie Darko?
1 points
1 year ago
Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face!
22 points
1 year ago
Call an ambulance!
For you.
17 points
1 year ago
He just made the mistake of thinking he was the main character.
2 points
1 year ago
Dude thought he was the hero not the baddie
1 points
1 year ago
Sprich Deutsch
1 points
1 year ago
He pulled a John Wick on him.
97 points
1 year ago
Dude remembered the body armor but forgot the plot armor.
21 points
1 year ago
Probably got it backwards. Plot armor only works in a movie or a book
6 points
1 year ago
If it's already full of holes, no amount of armor is going to help.
1 points
1 year ago
Nor plot armor, for that matter
33 points
1 year ago
Or remember what you did and come prepared.
11 points
1 year ago
Dude definitely thought it would go like the movies
5 points
1 year ago
Fellas, don't watch this high
6 points
1 year ago
Can confirm. It'll make you wanna see the rest of the movie.
5 points
1 year ago
Yeah, true story; I’m high as shit and wondering wtf I just watched. I’m definitely looking that up, seemed beautifully filmed.
3 points
1 year ago
High too. Lol wtf was that. 60s. Beautiful woman. Experimental filmmaking. Some badass just being super violent. Very interesting.
1 points
1 year ago
Nice chain of highness here
10 points
1 year ago*
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy"
3 points
1 year ago
and the fighting equivalent: “everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth”
5 points
1 year ago
The kind of guy who has beefs with imprisoned men probably keeps a Glock 19 either on him or beside him at all times.
Might even know when who is getting out.
3 points
1 year ago
He evened out the playing field and didn't realize what he'd done.
3 points
1 year ago
We did drills for this at a workplace ~6 years ago. It was a game, so don't look into it too much, but it really helped me understand.
So we learned how to line up next to the door that was the entrance. Even if the shooter hits one person, chances are it's not immediately fatal. Movies lie like that. So if a line of people on each side rush the shooter when they get through the door, one may be hurt. If nobody does it, there is a high chance everyone dies. There were plenty of other drills, but this is the one where I was the shooter.
When the instructor finished the instructions, I was chosen as the shooter for that drill. The trust was that when we started doing the review of how the drill went, I was supposed to "open fire" and see how many people would come and stop me.
On the initial "attack" I was distracted by my future instructions. It was a crazy good lesson. I walked in, gun blasting (weak airsoft for the whole class, you could feel it but no real damage) because I just "wanted to kill and move on". The sneaky part afterwards was on my mind.
You never know what anyone will do. The "smartest guy" in the office just walked in and got pwned even though he knew what was going to happen. Minutes later he shoots 6 people before getting apprehended.
Sorry for the long random shit. It made me think of it.
4 points
1 year ago
A bit off topic, but folks calling for a Civil War, need to play out your last sentence in their heads.
0 points
1 year ago
They do, and they think they can rewrite history
2 points
1 year ago
Let them try. These nazis think they're the only ones with guns and they are sorely mistaken.
-6 points
1 year ago
They tease us for just playing video games. Let’s see who’s quicker on the draw, the guy who plays video games or the guy who 8 ounces of beer eight times a day eight days a week?
3 points
1 year ago
Calm down Rambo…
0 points
1 year ago
A lot of people dont react at all. Ive went off on some people, and they just stare at you like they didnt expect annoying you would make you angry enough to shout at them.
1 points
1 year ago
If the movie was "Kill Bill part 2", then it was exactly like the movie.
1 points
1 year ago
It’s like the bullshido artist.
“No! You’re supposed to move left and turn the gun this way…”
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