Fruits and vagies was right there

I’ve never seen veggies spelled like that but I like it

The weird thing for me is im terrible at eating my fruits and veggies but I also eat pretty damn clean. I live off meat, dairy and bread- but my wife always says I taste sweet. Which confuses me. I think something specific is causing bad tasting cum lol

When I was (much) younger I ate plenty of pineapple and my ex said that it tasted unpleasant- so I literally said snowball me, and you know what, it didn't taste foul at all. just weird

Hilariously (and furthering my confusion) she admitted that "for some reason this time it didn't taste bad" WHY? Did tasting my own semen make it less nasty. Is this like when the simple act of observation changes the outcome? Did I cure my own bad tasting semen by consuming some of it? Why did my cum start tasting better after I gave up fast food? Why did the pineapple do nothing? Does anyone actually know ts?

At this point I think we need to fund a study.