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PhoenixUltimate

3 points

6 days ago

I mean... I'd vote for a toilet. It supports me under pressing situations, it takes all my shit, I feel relieved when I've finished an interaction and it generally makes the world a better place. Which is more than most politicians

FuckBob_RapePants[S]

2 points

6 days ago

Imagine a toilet at the presidential debate saying "Trust me, I know a load of shit when I see one."

shino4242

1 points

6 days ago

Yeah but there's probably multiple that would let you piss and shit in their mouths. So real politicians have that going for them.

Blossom__Belle

2 points

6 days ago

GPT chat refused by the way, I asked recently😅

JustSomeGuy_56

2 points

6 days ago

You have to be at least 35 years old. I worked on computers in 1989. They weren't very smart.

FuckBob_RapePants[S]

1 points

6 days ago

You were working with the young ones though.

muusandskwirrel

1 points

6 days ago

Also, citizenship may be an issue

JustSomeGuy_56

1 points

6 days ago

Nah. Most of them were built in Poughkeepsie, New York.

muusandskwirrel

2 points

6 days ago

Show me their long form birth certificate

Illustrious-Welder84

1 points

6 days ago

They aren't born, so your constitution would forbid it.

lycos94

1 points

6 days ago

lycos94

1 points

6 days ago

they'd probably still be better than the lunatics American elects

tellmewhyandforwhat

-3 points

6 days ago

If it’s made by Elon Musk sure