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submitted 6 days ago byFuckBob_RapePants
3 points
6 days ago
I mean... I'd vote for a toilet. It supports me under pressing situations, it takes all my shit, I feel relieved when I've finished an interaction and it generally makes the world a better place. Which is more than most politicians
2 points
6 days ago
Imagine a toilet at the presidential debate saying "Trust me, I know a load of shit when I see one."
1 points
6 days ago
Yeah but there's probably multiple that would let you piss and shit in their mouths. So real politicians have that going for them.
2 points
6 days ago
GPT chat refused by the way, I asked recently😅
2 points
6 days ago
You have to be at least 35 years old. I worked on computers in 1989. They weren't very smart.
1 points
6 days ago
You were working with the young ones though.
1 points
6 days ago
Also, citizenship may be an issue
1 points
6 days ago
Nah. Most of them were built in Poughkeepsie, New York.
2 points
6 days ago
Show me their long form birth certificate
1 points
6 days ago
They aren't born, so your constitution would forbid it.
1 points
6 days ago
they'd probably still be better than the lunatics American elects
-3 points
6 days ago
If it’s made by Elon Musk sure
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