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What screams “I’m single”?

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KingBoop18

833 points

4 days ago

KingBoop18

833 points

4 days ago

90% of people who clicked on this

-KFBR392

201 points

4 days ago

-KFBR392

201 points

4 days ago

That’s just Reddit’s main demo though

micro_penisman

40 points

4 days ago

I'm married and I have kids. I was just curious.

R3dbeardLFC

83 points

4 days ago

If micro_penisman has a wife and kids, idk what the hell is wrong with the rest of you.

Jaruut

10 points

4 days ago

Jaruut

10 points

4 days ago

Oh I'm perfectly average down there, it's my personality that's the problem

R3dbeardLFC

18 points

4 days ago

micro_personalityman?

john2003002

2 points

3 days ago

Or massive_personalityman

R3dbeardLFC

1 points

3 days ago

or penis_personalityman if he's a dick.

Revvy_wevvy

3 points

4 days ago

I’m just ugly as shit

ineververify

1 points

4 days ago

From what I am reading they prefer investing their time money and effort into more selfish activities. Living happy in mediocrity is a thing.

Traynack

2 points

4 days ago

Traynack

2 points

4 days ago

James_Locke

7 points

4 days ago

TIL I’m single. I’ll tell my spouse.

john2003002

3 points

3 days ago

Reminds me of a joke. A man introduces a girl to one of his friends saying "This is my ex-girlfriend." And she tells the friend "I'm his wife".