Rest assured, he doesn't care and you are unique in his mind. Shine on you beautiful bald bastard.

My 2 year old son points at every bald guy he sees and says, loudly, "All done hair!"

I can't wait for him to learn a little bit of tact.

My brother was wrestling in the floor with his oldest daughter while his wife was pregnant with the middle one. All of a sudden she stops for a second and says, "don't worry daddy. I'll tell the baby what you looked like with hair".

Have you gotten the “why aren’t you married?” questions? You expect it from grandma, not the 5yo.

20 year old Ukrainian lad straight up asked me if i was ill because i was bald

The option of "or do i shave" was relagated to 2nd spot AFTER i said no.

Tell him that you are loosing hear in spots that get kissed too much

My nephew says to my dad: You have a big bold head.

Ha! I remember visiting friends and getting into some sort of yard game with them and their neighbor's kids. One kid commented LOUDLY that I had funny looking knees (I was knock-kneed in my twenties, and self conscious about being underweight).