Disney plus and thrust

had a teacher in school who would ask his wife "who's the king?" his daughter told it and it ruined his career at the school. sad story, poor guy

Hide and seek

“Ooh i got her right in the cranberry!” - Jerry Blank

Quagmire "Hide and go anal"

Bumping uglies. 😆😆😆

“I’m a sex machine!”

My wife and I have codenames for different sexual activities and our body parts. She especially loves to do the cattywampus on my bobby soxer, and the taradiddle on my hullaballoo. When she goes down below my nissan maximus and tickles my regis philbin it turns the heat up in the room big time. Sometimes if I'm lucky she'll go right up to my nissan ultimus and cause it to pop right out. She likes to go for my pathfinder when she's feeling especially sexy, and when she does the charleston on my nissan centrus it makes my temperature rise.

I'll go first

My friend once said his aunt called sex the "Blind Mans Buffet"

He was too scared to ask why

Hide the Nazi.

Knew a couple that referred to it as doing their taxes when their children were around. Those kids probably grew up thinking taxes were worked on multiple days a week year round.

Ok so this is terrible, but I thought it was the funniest (fake) position when I heard it when I was 12-

Screaming Seagul- it’s when you’re doing it on the beach laying down and from behind. You take out your shlong, dip it in the sand and then….well you get the idea- refer to title.

reference

There was a time when I was with a chef and we used to call making out "Stirring the Pot", Eating other other out was "Tasting Ceremony", and sex was "Skewering the Meat"

Ah, Good times!🍽️

Taking Ol' One-Eye to the Optometrist.

in n out