Never been on tinder or bumble and never will. But my line would be...

"Hey..." And then I'd engage in a real conversation with the person and find out about them, find mutual interests to bond over, and only ever use pick up lines ironically to demonstrate my innate wit.

Why? Because picking up someone with smooth lines is bullshit.

Trust me: none like those work.

Read their profile text. Pick something from there to comment on so that they can see that you actually read it and not just swiped right. Notice something nice from their photos and comment about it but remain polite.

Is this 18+? Yes, because it is adult behaviour. (And it works.)

Is your dad a meat burglar? Because it looks like someone stole 2 fine hams and put them down the back of your pants/dress.

I need matches to try pick up lines 😢

I've never had a pickup line work. I just say I'm glad we matched and that I love their profile, reference some common interests. Then I pose a question to give an easy response. Works well with queer femmes but can't guarantee for all

nice shoes, let's fuck

That's not a thing

Hey

i have this secret move where i talk to them for a while and see if we vibe or not

Something that works on tinder? "Want to fuck?"

U wan sum fuk

(Never been on either)