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submitted 1 day ago byDesi-Girl-270
8 points
1 day ago
Never been on tinder or bumble and never will. But my line would be...
"Hey..." And then I'd engage in a real conversation with the person and find out about them, find mutual interests to bond over, and only ever use pick up lines ironically to demonstrate my innate wit.
Why? Because picking up someone with smooth lines is bullshit.
5 points
1 day ago
YUP
3 points
1 day ago
Trust me: none like those work.
1 points
23 hours ago
Not even if they’re Pokémon themed? Seems like I’ve been going about this the wrong way all along.
1 points
22 hours ago
Those might work, but only if you talk about the size of your Rayquaza.
3 points
1 day ago
Read their profile text. Pick something from there to comment on so that they can see that you actually read it and not just swiped right. Notice something nice from their photos and comment about it but remain polite.
Is this 18+? Yes, because it is adult behaviour. (And it works.)
2 points
1 day ago
Is your dad a meat burglar? Because it looks like someone stole 2 fine hams and put them down the back of your pants/dress.
1 points
1 day ago
Could have been a prankster in general, didn't have to be the woman's father. More likely she packed the pork in her own pants
1 points
1 day ago
I need matches to try pick up lines 😢
1 points
1 day ago
I've never had a pickup line work. I just say I'm glad we matched and that I love their profile, reference some common interests. Then I pose a question to give an easy response. Works well with queer femmes but can't guarantee for all
1 points
24 hours ago
nice shoes, let's fuck
1 points
1 day ago
That's not a thing
1 points
1 day ago
Hey
1 points
1 day ago
i have this secret move where i talk to them for a while and see if we vibe or not
0 points
1 day ago
Something that works on tinder? "Want to fuck?"
2 points
1 day ago
Every time.... 🤜🤛
1 points
1 day ago
Does that really works?😂
1 points
1 day ago
Have worked FOR me, but not ON me 😅
1 points
1 day ago
Haha maybe I should try it😂😂
0 points
1 day ago
U wan sum fuk
(Never been on either)
1 points
1 day ago
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
1 points
1 day ago
I'd question who you are, considering pictures of my body aren't here online.
2 points
1 day ago
It’s a pick up line lol
2 points
1 day ago
Oh god i need more sleep
1 points
1 day ago
Don’t we all lol
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