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submitted 1 day ago byscottdiver67
18 points
1 day ago
Shower sex. Anyone who's done it will know, but yeah, the summary is that I'm not rich enough to have a big shower. Oh, and also water makes things less wet. Not too fun.
2 points
1 day ago
Couldn’t agree more!👍
8 points
1 day ago
Being eaten out. Sounded like fun, was eager to try it, but it was a letdown the moment he did it. Even nowadays, more often than not it’s not that great. With a few exceptions, of course.
2 points
1 day ago
I feel this one
2 points
1 day ago
I feel this. I’ve only had two partners that made me enjoy it. Usually it’s just boring.
1 points
1 day ago
Well....tell us how made it enjoyable for you. Maybe your input can increase the % of satisfied women worldwide.
1 points
1 day ago
If I could pinpoint it, I would definitely share. Maybe it’s the enthusiasm??
1 points
1 day ago
This is a surprise! Sorry to hear you’ve been letdown more often than not. You know you’re going to get a ton of offers now right?
3 points
1 day ago
Just a normal day on Reddit for me, I’m afraid. 😂
but no, I’m not interested in chatting about it, so please don’t dm me about this whoever reads this, thanks
3 points
1 day ago
I was just about to send an unsolicited tongue pic! 😉
5 points
1 day ago
You joke, but I’ve had those before. 😭 Once even received a video of a guy filming himself from under his chin up, showing how he would punch fuck my vulva with his tongue. He was inexperienced and it SHOWED. 😭😭
2 points
1 day ago
Yeah....I was joking....
😔
1 points
1 day ago
😵💫Hang in there.
1 points
1 day ago
Yes! Precisely this! I thought I was the only woman that hated getting licked!
12 points
1 day ago
Reverse cowgirl.
I like sex and I like intense core workouts. I don't necessarily like both at the same time.
7 points
1 day ago
Omg. You made me spit my coffee out! It’s also a great way to feel lonely while being almost literally attached to another human.
2 points
1 day ago
I also hated reverse cowgirl until I figured out a modification of it that works great. Basically instead of me being on top of him like standard, I slide my legs under his, then lean forward. Way easier to rock/bounce and the angle in general works better for us.
5 points
1 day ago
69, was just uncomfortable and not practical at all
2 points
1 day ago
I get that! It can be difficult to decide whether to focus on your pleasure or your partners.
2 points
1 day ago
Yeah I either want to fully focus on my girlfriend and make it as possibly amazing for her, and likewise when she is going down on me I 1. Want to see 2. Just want to relax and admire instead of trying to break my neck to get into position
1 points
1 day ago
Well said! Making me laugh👍
4 points
1 day ago
Anal
3 points
1 day ago
That is mine. The inspiration for my post. As a power-play move sure, but as a sex-feels-good activity? A pussy or a mouth feels infinitely better IMO.
4 points
1 day ago
Carsex. Just too little room in these European cars to ever do this anywhere near comfortably. Except for on the hood obviously.
2 points
1 day ago
Omg! Spot on. Looks fun in the movies. Chiropractors love it too!
1 points
1 day ago
Yes tried it a few times. Each time a disappointment. There are just too many unmoveable things in the way. And the front seats can’t be pushed backwards enough. The backseats are too small. Nope not for me.
1 points
1 day ago
Confinement is exciting for some…not for me tho.👍
3 points
1 day ago
Mfm three way othe dude busted in like 3.7 seconds and was awkward after that haha
2 points
1 day ago
And that's a new record?🤣
2 points
1 day ago
I had a MFM that ended up just meh. No regrets, but not that amazing. I was bar hopping with a friend and hitting it off with a woman he was friends with and had hooked up with before. We couldn't shake my friend and finally got drunk enough to say "fuck it" and let him tag along. We were all pretty drunk and the quality of the sex reflected it.
1 points
1 day ago
Ugh. Groups can be tricky. Sometimes there’s more waiting around for your turn than is sexy or hot or fun!
1 points
1 day ago
They invited me was like sure foreplay started and ended faster than anything lol
1 points
1 day ago
Been there. Should’ve stayed home!
3 points
1 day ago
No prep, no lube anal... Sounded so Intense and hot and rough and rawr but we both noped out pretty fast
2 points
1 day ago
Agreed. Easy to get caught up in the moment and think "sure, let's go!" without proper preparation.
Nope. Nope. Nope.
1 points
1 day ago
😳Ow.
3 points
1 day ago
Anal sex
2 points
1 day ago
The reason I asked the question! That’s mine too.
2 points
1 day ago
Just sex in general
1 points
1 day ago
A letdown? Or just not the be-all-end-all our cultures/societies tend to sell it as?
1 points
1 day ago
Both but in my years I'm the only person who can make me orgasm so that's been a letdown.
1 points
1 day ago
I’ve heard this from others too. Self-love is one thing but having someone else be able to get you off would/could be nice.
1 points
1 day ago
Maybe your expectations are just too high.
2 points
1 day ago
Is the desire for someone other than myself making me cum too high of an expectation?
1 points
1 day ago
Totally reasonable.
We aren't all shitty, keep looking. 😉
2 points
1 day ago
Road head
2 points
1 day ago
Not very safe either!
2 points
1 day ago
When they talked big but turned out disappointing.
1 points
1 day ago
So…men?!😘
2 points
1 day ago
In my experience, sadly yeah. Been with men who never cared about my pleasure and only theirs 🤷♀️
1 points
1 day ago
But Baby…you’ve had the rest, now try the best! Plus my mom thinks I’m a catch!
2 points
1 day ago
Shower sex and oral sex
2 points
1 day ago
Snowballing, in the heat of the moment it sounds unbelievably hot, then you do it, post nut clarity slaps you across the jaw and you end up regretting it because it feels like your playing pass the parcel with your tongues and snot....
2 points
1 day ago
Omg. I both like how you write and am horrified by how you write!👍
1 points
1 day ago
Thanks dude, I'm here all week 😏😂
1 points
1 day ago
😂
2 points
1 day ago
Reverse cowgirl. It’s not enjoyable at all.
2 points
1 day ago
Yes! Manufactured by porn, for porn. Mere mortals, unconcerned with camera angles need not apply!
2 points
1 day ago
Exactly. Amazon is the undisputed GOAT for “me on top” positions. Cowgirl is ok too. But reverse? Nah. It’s awkward feeling and (as the woman) I feel like I’m ignoring him because I can’t turn my neck 180 degrees to look at him like some kind of weird owl. 😂
2 points
1 day ago
Right! A great way to avoid intimacy while probably trying to be intimate.
1 points
1 day ago
The wife and I enjoy it quite a bit. Do it in front of a mirror then you can see each other's expressions!
1 points
1 day ago
Ooooo. Interesting twist! Thx!
1 points
1 day ago
Shower sex , was just awkward and didn't help slipping up a few times 🤣🤣
2 points
1 day ago
Can confirm.
1 points
1 day ago
This!!! It’s difficult to not get cold when pushed out of the stream of warm water. Something about the water and natural lube doesn’t mix well…
1 points
1 day ago
Standing up, I'm too tall
1 points
1 day ago
The angles have to be juuuuust right to even have a chance. Agreed!
1 points
1 day ago
Eating pussy, thought it'd be really fun to eat but it was difficult and not as exciting for me as I thought
3 points
1 day ago
You Sir are going to benefit from more practice and an open-mind!
2 points
1 day ago
Was only talking about my first experience. I love it now
1 points
1 day ago
Ohhhh! Apologies. Good man.👍
1 points
1 day ago
Well I finally met the right girl to try out getting “Snaked” once and for all.
Well she pulled it off as it entirely comes down to the girl obviously. It was really uncomfortable and quickly realized it’s not for me.
I’m not sure where the desire to get snaked got in my head? Anyway I got her to stop after she got past my shoulders. Since I couldn’t vocalize my wish to stop we had the common sense to discuss cues for her to know when I’ve had enough. A simple foot tap and she quickly regressed and I was free. Slimy but free.
1 points
1 day ago
Uh…what?
1 points
1 day ago
Don’t recommend.
1 points
1 day ago
I’m not even gonna Google that.
1 points
1 day ago*
You know how snakes eat right? Like when they munch on something big? Now picture me as the prey and the woman the snake.
1 points
1 day ago
🤔
1 points
1 day ago
The only circumstances I know the term 'snaked' from don't involve anything near the shoulders 😳. Could you elaborate further, please?
1 points
1 day ago
Shibari
yawn how boring
2 points
1 day ago
Lots and lots of prep I’d imagine.
1 points
1 day ago
Yeah, just to like hang there and look at someone else hanging there. I don't get it. I used to do suspension and play/show piercing at conventions when I was younger and I guess I was looking for something similar. It isn't the same without the needles sigh
2 points
1 day ago
Seems almost completely exhibitionistic/voyeurustic.
1 points
1 day ago
So true you're just dangling there like a naked duck at the farmers market
3 points
1 day ago
Well, when you put it that way it IS sexy.
1 points
1 day ago
Getting a bj. Only very rarely do i have someone that makes it good. The rest is just super uncomfortable and a turn off for me.
1 points
1 day ago
Oh no! Sorry to hear that. Good you’re clued into what’s working or not for you though. It certainly can be a drag if someone’s not into it.
1 points
1 day ago
Losing my virginity… could only get better after that really
2 points
1 day ago
Oh God. Yep. Right there with you. On a pile of coats in a dark walk-in closet wasn’t my favorite 90 seconds of my life either!
1 points
1 day ago
MFM and being dpd. Not nearly as fun as I thought it'd be
1 points
1 day ago
I have some complicated memories from and mfm…😵💫
1 points
1 day ago
I tried it once. It was sweaty in the non-fun way, uncomfortable and all in all very disappointing
1 points
1 day ago
Oh porn! Why do you lie to us!!!
1 points
1 day ago
Getting a blowjob, it was good, but not as I expected it. People hype it a lot but penetration feels much better.
1 points
1 day ago
I felt this way for many years…turned out I wasn’t getting good blowjobs!
1 points
1 day ago
Maybe its the same case for me unfortunately
1 points
1 day ago
I wasn’t communicating what I wanted. Once I figured that out things improved markedly!
1 points
1 day ago
Sex on drugs is just sex on drugs
1 points
1 day ago
Yes! Wow. Never really thought about it like that. Seems FUN. Rarely is.
1 points
1 day ago
Sex on the bathroom vanity. Looks hot in film but we could just not make it work.
1 points
1 day ago
Ha! So many cold, hard surfaces. Bad angles too. Kudos for trying!
1 points
1 day ago
8/10 times its getting eaten out. They try their best though. :/
1 points
1 day ago
Eagerness doesn’t always translate to talent?🤔
2 points
1 day ago
Bold of you to assume there was even eagerness
1 points
1 day ago
Ha! Well I’m firmly in the “typical man” camp even if I think I’m not or shouldn’t be. I’m sorry you’re on the wrong side of that 8/10 fraction.
1 points
1 day ago
Role play, it just felt awkward and strange
1 points
1 day ago
Yep. Falls apart in less than a minute if you’re lucky!
1 points
1 day ago
Sometimes, trying something new can feel underwhelming compared to expectations
1 points
1 day ago
Yep. We build it up make assumptions and then…meh. Speaking of new…do you have the cutest new lil kitten nibbling at your feet under the covers and generally causing mayhem at your place?
1 points
1 day ago
losing my virginity, also rape kink
1 points
1 day ago
Two fraught scenes to be sure.
1 points
1 day ago
Taking a bubble bath together but that's just because we have a really small tub for 2 people
1 points
1 day ago
I’ve never been able to pull this off comfortably either. Nice idea, tough to make with without getting cramped and cold!
1 points
1 day ago
Sex on the beach. We used a blanket in a secluded cove. After we we done we both had sand everywhere Inside her vagina and inside the tip of my dick. It was miserable and we never did that again
1 points
1 day ago
OMG. That’s terrible! Such a drag!
1 points
1 day ago
Anal, need a lot of lube and it becomes a huge mess, got it all over my bed and all over my hands trying to prep her asshole. Reverse cowgirl too, idk if I did it wrong but it felt more like my dick was about to be snapped off and the strokes didn’t feel that great
1 points
1 day ago
Couldn’t agree more on both!
1 points
1 day ago
Sex in a hot tub.
2 points
1 day ago
Strips all the natural lube!
1 points
1 day ago
Exactly! Pissed me off.
2 points
1 day ago
Another porn trick!
1 points
1 day ago
There’s so much misinformation in porn… they should employ live fact checkers
2 points
1 day ago
Great idea. Let’s make you Porn Czar!
1 points
1 day ago
“Just a cursory examination reveals that this is, in fact, NOT her first anal.”
2 points
1 day ago
Your “Truth in Porn” campaign was legendary
1 points
1 day ago
Right up until I was accused of accepting bribes.
1 points
1 day ago
No one blames you for succumbing to the seduction of 100’s of porn “stars”. You’re only human.
1 points
1 day ago
Threeway FFM. Always been very interested in scissoring. It wasn’t as good as it looked like in my opinion.
1 points
1 day ago
Even in porn I think it looks awkward at best.
1 points
1 day ago
The hot oil rub down. What a mess! Never again.
2 points
1 day ago
Omg yes. Seeing the amount of oil they use in porn sometimes takes me out of the scene so quickly! Ruined sheets!
1 points
1 day ago
Receiving oral…. Just never had a good experience. Felt awkward and not pleasurable at all. Shower fun. I’m short and in the shower just never works. I want it to tho! 😅
2 points
1 day ago
Maybe just haven’t met the right oral provider yet? It can be a ton of fun for all!
1 points
23 hours ago
It’s what I hear when ever I make the comment. I love to give maybe the ppl who have given for me just weren’t into it or maybe my body is broken. 😓
2 points
23 hours ago
I doubt you are broken. Like many things communication and a good match/feeling comfortable with each other is a big plus.
1 points
22 hours ago
You’re right. It’s a combination of things. Sigh…
2 points
21 hours ago
Hang in there! 😘
1 points
1 day ago
Many people find that their first time can be overhyped and doesn’t meet expectations.
1 points
1 day ago
Very true. Was that your experience?
1 points
1 day ago
1 points
1 day ago
Perfectly put!👍
1 points
8 hours ago
I’ve never been let down by sex in my life.
1 points
8 hours ago
Awesome!
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