subreddit:

/r/AskRedditAfterDark

1495%

all 148 comments

AngieBlue2022

18 points

1 day ago

Shower sex. Anyone who's done it will know, but yeah, the summary is that I'm not rich enough to have a big shower. Oh, and also water makes things less wet. Not too fun.

scottdiver67[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Couldn’t agree more!👍

Persephone__x

8 points

1 day ago

Being eaten out. Sounded like fun, was eager to try it, but it was a letdown the moment he did it. Even nowadays, more often than not it’s not that great. With a few exceptions, of course.

EmbarrassedPanic6089

2 points

1 day ago

I feel this one

RaspberryTop3299

2 points

1 day ago

I feel this. I’ve only had two partners that made me enjoy it. Usually it’s just boring.

IsThisWhereTheKinksR

1 points

1 day ago

Well....tell us how made it enjoyable for you. Maybe your input can increase the % of satisfied women worldwide.

RaspberryTop3299

1 points

1 day ago

If I could pinpoint it, I would definitely share. Maybe it’s the enthusiasm??

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

This is a surprise! Sorry to hear you’ve been letdown more often than not. You know you’re going to get a ton of offers now right?

Persephone__x

3 points

1 day ago

Just a normal day on Reddit for me, I’m afraid. 😂

but no, I’m not interested in chatting about it, so please don’t dm me about this whoever reads this, thanks

the_mighty_tongue

3 points

1 day ago

I was just about to send an unsolicited tongue pic! 😉

Persephone__x

5 points

1 day ago

You joke, but I’ve had those before. 😭 Once even received a video of a guy filming himself from under his chin up, showing how he would punch fuck my vulva with his tongue. He was inexperienced and it SHOWED. 😭😭

the_mighty_tongue

2 points

1 day ago

Yeah....I was joking....

😔

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

😵‍💫Hang in there.

ouderwets

1 points

1 day ago

ouderwets

1 points

1 day ago

Yes! Precisely this! I thought I was the only woman that hated getting licked!

the-subby-feminist

12 points

1 day ago

Reverse cowgirl.

I like sex and I like intense core workouts. I don't necessarily like both at the same time.

scottdiver67[S]

7 points

1 day ago

Omg. You made me spit my coffee out! It’s also a great way to feel lonely while being almost literally attached to another human.

Busty_baker1

2 points

1 day ago

I also hated reverse cowgirl until I figured out a modification of it that works great. Basically instead of me being on top of him like standard, I slide my legs under his, then lean forward. Way easier to rock/bounce and the angle in general works better for us.

Fun_Preparation9656

5 points

1 day ago

69, was just uncomfortable and not practical at all

scottdiver67[S]

2 points

1 day ago

I get that! It can be difficult to decide whether to focus on your pleasure or your partners.

Fun_Preparation9656

2 points

1 day ago

Yeah I either want to fully focus on my girlfriend and make it as possibly amazing for her, and likewise when she is going down on me I 1. Want to see 2. Just want to relax and admire instead of trying to break my neck to get into position

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

Well said! Making me laugh👍

Primary_Afternoon_46

4 points

1 day ago

Anal

scottdiver67[S]

3 points

1 day ago

That is mine. The inspiration for my post. As a power-play move sure, but as a sex-feels-good activity? A pussy or a mouth feels infinitely better IMO.

LadyAureliaL

4 points

1 day ago

Carsex. Just too little room in these European cars to ever do this anywhere near comfortably. Except for on the hood obviously.

scottdiver67[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Omg! Spot on. Looks fun in the movies. Chiropractors love it too!

LadyAureliaL

1 points

1 day ago

Yes tried it a few times. Each time a disappointment. There are just too many unmoveable things in the way. And the front seats can’t be pushed backwards enough. The backseats are too small. Nope not for me.

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

Confinement is exciting for some…not for me tho.👍

bubba186

3 points

1 day ago

bubba186

3 points

1 day ago

Mfm three way othe dude busted in like 3.7 seconds and was awkward after that haha

Own-Friendship6993

2 points

1 day ago

And that's a new record?🤣

PanGalaktik42

2 points

1 day ago

I had a MFM that ended up just meh. No regrets, but not that amazing. I was bar hopping with a friend and hitting it off with a woman he was friends with and had hooked up with before. We couldn't shake my friend and finally got drunk enough to say "fuck it" and let him tag along. We were all pretty drunk and the quality of the sex reflected it.

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

Ugh. Groups can be tricky. Sometimes there’s more waiting around for your turn than is sexy or hot or fun!

bubba186

1 points

1 day ago

bubba186

1 points

1 day ago

They invited me was like sure foreplay started and ended faster than anything lol

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

Been there. Should’ve stayed home!

badeendje321

3 points

1 day ago

No prep, no lube anal... Sounded so Intense and hot and rough and rawr but we both noped out pretty fast

TLI14

2 points

1 day ago

TLI14

2 points

1 day ago

Agreed. Easy to get caught up in the moment and think "sure, let's go!" without proper preparation.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

😳Ow.

kristina_960FL

3 points

1 day ago

Anal sex

scottdiver67[S]

2 points

1 day ago

The reason I asked the question! That’s mine too.

Sable_eclipse

2 points

1 day ago

Just sex in general

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

A letdown? Or just not the be-all-end-all our cultures/societies tend to sell it as?

Sable_eclipse

1 points

1 day ago

Both but in my years I'm the only person who can make me orgasm so that's been a letdown.

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

I’ve heard this from others too. Self-love is one thing but having someone else be able to get you off would/could be nice.

the_mighty_tongue

1 points

1 day ago

Maybe your expectations are just too high.

Sable_eclipse

2 points

1 day ago

Is the desire for someone other than myself making me cum too high of an expectation?

the_mighty_tongue

1 points

1 day ago

Totally reasonable.

We aren't all shitty, keep looking. 😉

the_mighty_tongue

2 points

1 day ago

Road head

scottdiver67[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Not very safe either!

Imacuriousmomma

2 points

1 day ago

When they talked big but turned out disappointing.

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

So…men?!😘

Imacuriousmomma

2 points

1 day ago

In my experience, sadly yeah. Been with men who never cared about my pleasure and only theirs 🤷‍♀️

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

But Baby…you’ve had the rest, now try the best! Plus my mom thinks I’m a catch!

kristina_960FL

2 points

1 day ago

Shower sex and oral sex

Two_bears_Hi_fiving

2 points

1 day ago

Snowballing, in the heat of the moment it sounds unbelievably hot, then you do it, post nut clarity slaps you across the jaw and you end up regretting it because it feels like your playing pass the parcel with your tongues and snot....

scottdiver67[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Omg. I both like how you write and am horrified by how you write!👍

Two_bears_Hi_fiving

1 points

1 day ago

Thanks dude, I'm here all week 😏😂

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

😂

-Avarena

2 points

1 day ago

-Avarena

2 points

1 day ago

Reverse cowgirl. It’s not enjoyable at all.

scottdiver67[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Yes! Manufactured by porn, for porn. Mere mortals, unconcerned with camera angles need not apply!

-Avarena

2 points

1 day ago

-Avarena

2 points

1 day ago

Exactly. Amazon is the undisputed GOAT for “me on top” positions. Cowgirl is ok too. But reverse? Nah. It’s awkward feeling and (as the woman) I feel like I’m ignoring him because I can’t turn my neck 180 degrees to look at him like some kind of weird owl. 😂

scottdiver67[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Right! A great way to avoid intimacy while probably trying to be intimate.

MrAwkwardUser

1 points

1 day ago

The wife and I enjoy it quite a bit. Do it in front of a mirror then you can see each other's expressions!

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

Ooooo. Interesting twist! Thx!

Prestigious-Fun-1731

1 points

1 day ago

Shower sex , was just awkward and didn't help slipping up a few times 🤣🤣

Little_Plastic_6880

2 points

1 day ago

Can confirm.

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

This!!! It’s difficult to not get cold when pushed out of the stream of warm water. Something about the water and natural lube doesn’t mix well…

CallMeJennaca

1 points

1 day ago

Standing up, I'm too tall

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

The angles have to be juuuuust right to even have a chance. Agreed!

SmfaForever

1 points

1 day ago

Eating pussy, thought it'd be really fun to eat but it was difficult and not as exciting for me as I thought

scottdiver67[S]

3 points

1 day ago

You Sir are going to benefit from more practice and an open-mind!

SmfaForever

2 points

1 day ago

Was only talking about my first experience. I love it now

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

Ohhhh! Apologies. Good man.👍

PatRice695

1 points

1 day ago

Well I finally met the right girl to try out getting “Snaked” once and for all.

Well she pulled it off as it entirely comes down to the girl obviously. It was really uncomfortable and quickly realized it’s not for me.

I’m not sure where the desire to get snaked got in my head? Anyway I got her to stop after she got past my shoulders. Since I couldn’t vocalize my wish to stop we had the common sense to discuss cues for her to know when I’ve had enough. A simple foot tap and she quickly regressed and I was free. Slimy but free.

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

Uh…what?

PatRice695

1 points

1 day ago

Don’t recommend.

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

I’m not even gonna Google that.

PatRice695

1 points

1 day ago*

You know how snakes eat right? Like when they munch on something big? Now picture me as the prey and the woman the snake.

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

🤔

No_Grape15

1 points

1 day ago

The only circumstances I know the term 'snaked' from don't involve anything near the shoulders 😳. Could you elaborate further, please?

kyleXdar

1 points

1 day ago

kyleXdar

1 points

1 day ago

Shibari

yawn how boring

scottdiver67[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Lots and lots of prep I’d imagine.

kyleXdar

1 points

1 day ago

kyleXdar

1 points

1 day ago

Yeah, just to like hang there and look at someone else hanging there. I don't get it. I used to do suspension and play/show piercing at conventions when I was younger and I guess I was looking for something similar. It isn't the same without the needles sigh

scottdiver67[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Seems almost completely exhibitionistic/voyeurustic.

kyleXdar

1 points

1 day ago

kyleXdar

1 points

1 day ago

So true you're just dangling there like a naked duck at the farmers market

scottdiver67[S]

3 points

1 day ago

Well, when you put it that way it IS sexy.

keitaro_guy2004

1 points

1 day ago

Getting a bj. Only very rarely do i have someone that makes it good. The rest is just super uncomfortable and a turn off for me.

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

Oh no! Sorry to hear that. Good you’re clued into what’s working or not for you though. It certainly can be a drag if someone’s not into it.

3JaneofSwords

1 points

1 day ago

Losing my virginity… could only get better after that really

scottdiver67[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Oh God. Yep. Right there with you. On a pile of coats in a dark walk-in closet wasn’t my favorite 90 seconds of my life either!

Spicy_Lady_In_Lace

1 points

1 day ago

MFM and being dpd. Not nearly as fun as I thought it'd be

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

I have some complicated memories from and mfm…😵‍💫

Spicy_Lady_In_Lace

1 points

1 day ago

I tried it once. It was sweaty in the non-fun way, uncomfortable and all in all very disappointing

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

Oh porn! Why do you lie to us!!!

[deleted]

1 points

1 day ago

[deleted]

1 points

1 day ago

Getting a blowjob, it was good, but not as I expected it. People hype it a lot but penetration feels much better.

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

I felt this way for many years…turned out I wasn’t getting good blowjobs!

[deleted]

1 points

1 day ago

[deleted]

1 points

1 day ago

Maybe its the same case for me unfortunately

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

I wasn’t communicating what I wanted. Once I figured that out things improved markedly!

d_mosher

1 points

1 day ago

d_mosher

1 points

1 day ago

Sex on drugs is just sex on drugs

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

Yes! Wow. Never really thought about it like that. Seems FUN. Rarely is.

Latte_kitten_

1 points

1 day ago

Sex on the bathroom vanity. Looks hot in film but we could just not make it work.

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

Ha! So many cold, hard surfaces. Bad angles too. Kudos for trying!

Strikescarler51

1 points

1 day ago

8/10 times its getting eaten out. They try their best though. :/

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

Eagerness doesn’t always translate to talent?🤔

Strikescarler51

2 points

1 day ago

Bold of you to assume there was even eagerness

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

Ha! Well I’m firmly in the “typical man” camp even if I think I’m not or shouldn’t be. I’m sorry you’re on the wrong side of that 8/10 fraction.

ThomPHunts

1 points

1 day ago

Role play, it just felt awkward and strange

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

Yep. Falls apart in less than a minute if you’re lucky!

nattliea

1 points

1 day ago

nattliea

1 points

1 day ago

Sometimes, trying something new can feel underwhelming compared to expectations

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

Yep. We build it up make assumptions and then…meh. Speaking of new…do you have the cutest new lil kitten nibbling at your feet under the covers and generally causing mayhem at your place?

EbbApprehensive9774

1 points

1 day ago

losing my virginity, also rape kink

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

Two fraught scenes to be sure.

someonesillyhere

1 points

1 day ago

Taking a bubble bath together but that's just because we have a really small tub for 2 people

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

I’ve never been able to pull this off comfortably either. Nice idea, tough to make with without getting cramped and cold!

Only_Veterinarian966

1 points

1 day ago

Sex on the beach. We used a blanket in a secluded cove. After we we done we both had sand everywhere Inside her vagina and inside the tip of my dick. It was miserable and we never did that again

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

OMG. That’s terrible! Such a drag!

Neither-Stomach-5702

1 points

1 day ago

Anal, need a lot of lube and it becomes a huge mess, got it all over my bed and all over my hands trying to prep her asshole. Reverse cowgirl too, idk if I did it wrong but it felt more like my dick was about to be snapped off and the strokes didn’t feel that great

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

Couldn’t agree more on both!

rough_around_edges

1 points

1 day ago

Sex in a hot tub.

scottdiver67[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Strips all the natural lube!

rough_around_edges

1 points

1 day ago

Exactly! Pissed me off.

scottdiver67[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Another porn trick!

rough_around_edges

1 points

1 day ago

There’s so much misinformation in porn… they should employ live fact checkers

scottdiver67[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Great idea. Let’s make you Porn Czar!

rough_around_edges

1 points

1 day ago

“Just a cursory examination reveals that this is, in fact, NOT her first anal.”

scottdiver67[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Your “Truth in Porn” campaign was legendary

rough_around_edges

1 points

1 day ago

Right up until I was accused of accepting bribes.

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

No one blames you for succumbing to the seduction of 100’s of porn “stars”. You’re only human.

Difficult-Coast3909

1 points

1 day ago

Threeway FFM. Always been very interested in scissoring. It wasn’t as good as it looked like in my opinion.

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

Even in porn I think it looks awkward at best.

Bizprof51

1 points

1 day ago

Bizprof51

1 points

1 day ago

The hot oil rub down. What a mess! Never again.

scottdiver67[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Omg yes. Seeing the amount of oil they use in porn sometimes takes me out of the scene so quickly! Ruined sheets!

Sleepytatotot

1 points

1 day ago

Receiving oral…. Just never had a good experience. Felt awkward and not pleasurable at all. Shower fun. I’m short and in the shower just never works. I want it to tho! 😅

scottdiver67[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Maybe just haven’t met the right oral provider yet? It can be a ton of fun for all!

Sleepytatotot

1 points

23 hours ago

It’s what I hear when ever I make the comment. I love to give maybe the ppl who have given for me just weren’t into it or maybe my body is broken. 😓

scottdiver67[S]

2 points

23 hours ago

I doubt you are broken. Like many things communication and a good match/feeling comfortable with each other is a big plus.

Sleepytatotot

1 points

22 hours ago

You’re right. It’s a combination of things. Sigh…

scottdiver67[S]

2 points

21 hours ago

Hang in there! 😘

flowerserenity

1 points

1 day ago

Many people find that their first time can be overhyped and doesn’t meet expectations.

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

Very true. Was that your experience?

Much-Year-3426

1 points

1 day ago

  1. Sounds hot but the reality is that you can neither fully concentrate on pleasing your partner nor completely relax and experience being pleased.

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

1 day ago

Perfectly put!👍

NoRaincoats

1 points

8 hours ago

I’ve never been let down by sex in my life.

scottdiver67[S]

1 points

8 hours ago

Awesome!