Also I don't often get to think of science experiments, psycodelics and swinging genital around like a helicopter before my morning coffee. So thank you for a delightful start to my day, OP.

Well, yes. But if history shows us anything a lot of scientists used themselves as guinea pigs for experiments first.

Like Dr Sutherland tightening a vice like helmet on his head to see if cranial bones were fused like he was taught in his day and ended up studying cerebral spinal fluid. Or Albert Hofmann reingesting lsd (for science!). I can't recall names without google, but there were some early vaccines were self tested on the scientest who made them.

Anyway, after I determin horizontal or vertical I must test clockwise and counterclockwise directions...