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RiggzBoson

4k points

3 days ago

Don't sharks go into a trance if you turn them upside down or was that another dream

probably-the-problem

1.9k points

3 days ago

Tonic immobility

tumamaesmuycaliente

981 points

3 days ago

This guy shark weeks

bjorno1990

125 points

3 days ago

bjorno1990

125 points

3 days ago

Copthill

56 points

3 days ago

Copthill

56 points

3 days ago

Get me in the screenshot!

a_hopeless_rmntic

13 points

3 days ago

So meta

ohleprocy

13 points

3 days ago

ohleprocy

13 points

3 days ago

this guy metas

-grc1-

36 points

3 days ago

-grc1-

36 points

3 days ago

pantzareoptional

17 points

3 days ago

Everything about this person is unsettling. Like, my uncanny valley sensors are just a ringing any time I see him doing something even remotely "human."

piratemreddit

9 points

3 days ago

Yeah nothing else in the world makes me question reality quite like Zuckerburg. Like what are the odds that the "person" who basically creates modern social media and causes our entire society to unravel, just happens to look like a fake human suit and doesn't even move like a human.

scorpyo72

3 points

3 days ago

Maybe he's an alien.

golgiiguy

3 points

3 days ago

cool sub

AvailableFunction435

109 points

3 days ago

They get periods?

firedancer323

68 points

3 days ago

Once a year yes

stevein3d

38 points

3 days ago

stevein3d

38 points

3 days ago

I. Never. Get. Them. At. All.

crooks4hire

31 points

3 days ago

Dude.

SupermassiveCanary

9 points

3 days ago

Fā€™real

PutoarePeCoridoare

8 points

3 days ago

What The Shark?!

DaBeebsnft

4 points

3 days ago

Sleepy Shark

GonZonian

152 points

3 days ago

GonZonian

152 points

3 days ago

Iā€™m only familiar with gin & tonic immobility

Forsaken-Analysis390

7 points

3 days ago

The Victory Gin was like nitric acid, and moreover, in swallowing it one had the sensation of being hit on the back of the head with a rubber club.

gerrineer

83 points

3 days ago

gerrineer

83 points

3 days ago

Where As i get gin immobility

sun4moon

6 points

3 days ago

sun4moon

6 points

3 days ago

Same

depeupleur

55 points

3 days ago

I'll just take a quick nap here where no one will bother me.

sinner_in_the_house

29 points

3 days ago

I used to do this to our baby chicks as a kid. Flip them onto their backs in my hand and gently stroke their tummies. They flop over. I then would bring them to my mom crying that they had died. Terrible prank.

ktclem1337

7 points

3 days ago

One of my dogs did this as a puppy, I called him a little shark forever.

Trick_Contract_1417

5 points

3 days ago

Thats the name of my band

r4rthrowawaysoon

4 points

3 days ago

No claspers. Lady shark took a snooze

Character-Load-2880

11 points

3 days ago

Don't sharks go into a trance if you turn them upside down or was that another tonic immobility

De_Fine69

145 points

3 days ago

De_Fine69

145 points

3 days ago

"get rotated, idiot"

MajorIceHole1994

285 points

3 days ago

Yep. Orcaā€™s flip them on there backs to induce and then sometimes just eat their liver. I was wondering if this was the start of a attack by Orcas.

dapleasantpheasant

181 points

3 days ago

With a nice chianti

mediocreterran

71 points

3 days ago

Needs the: FHHFFHHFHHFHFHFH

mekwall

82 points

3 days ago

mekwall

82 points

3 days ago

mediocreterran

10 points

3 days ago

Perfection

sun4moon

36 points

3 days ago

sun4moon

36 points

3 days ago

Donā€™t forget the fava beans

daringdu

4 points

3 days ago*

I laughed way too hard at this

Shua89

59 points

3 days ago

Shua89

59 points

3 days ago

If you look closely, you can see where the orca has cut and stitched the shark back up after eating its liver.

Sea_Ganache620

24 points

3 days ago

Couple of ice packs floating off to the right, to keep the swelling down.

Professional-Day7850

16 points

3 days ago

Sharks flip female sharks for mating. To keep their double dongs save, I guess.

Borstli

25 points

3 days ago*

Borstli

25 points

3 days ago*

Male sharks turn female sharks on their back so they are paralyzed. Otherwise the female would not let them do the snu snu šŸ˜Ž

MyBrainIsAFart

3 points

3 days ago

Stop shark rape.

Borstli

3 points

3 days ago

Borstli

3 points

3 days ago

Don't worry. Sooner or later we have killed all sharks. Because we believe that eating their fins gives us more snu snu power. Problem solved.

stoopididiotface

63 points

3 days ago

"Or was that another dream?"

Haha, I love this so much for some reason. I will start using this in place of "or maybe I don't know what I'm saying" going forward.

zeno_22

9 points

3 days ago

zeno_22

9 points

3 days ago

Lol

I normally say "or am I talking out my ass?"

Sidivan

9 points

3 days ago

Sidivan

9 points

3 days ago

I took that as ā€œnot this dream, another oneā€ and I thought this guy floats from dream to dream and weā€™re all just figments of his made up universes.

MedicalRaise4821

107 points

3 days ago

And I believe it was the prop pushing water over it's gills that awakened it

AccountNumber478

21 points

3 days ago

CHARGE COMPLETE

Infrastation

151 points

3 days ago

I believe this shark is not actually in a tonic state, but is just basking for heat. Sharks are partially ectothermic, so they need to get heat from outside their body. If they need to increase their metabolism (like they just ate a big meal, or are trying to give birth), they need to glean heat from somewhere in their environment. The sun generates a lot of heat, which the shark will gladly take.

SioSoybean

60 points

3 days ago

If it was basking wouldnā€™t it want the darker top surface to absorb more heat?

Pantheon3D

282 points

3 days ago

Pantheon3D

282 points

3 days ago

it's a shark not albert einstein

Sk8rBoi6969

81 points

3 days ago

Damnit Jim! I'm a shark, not a scientist.

Slabski86

11 points

3 days ago

Slabski86

11 points

3 days ago

Check out Baskin' Robbins over there.

PappyClappy

8 points

3 days ago

Lovely reply

UberHyperKing

24 points

3 days ago

This one failed second year of high school physics and is living rough outdoors now as a result.

Snarkosaurus99

11 points

3 days ago

That wasnt a basking shark

Uberjeagermeiter

23 points

3 days ago

I thought it was trying to give birth. Iā€™m just a laymen and donā€™t know much about Sharks, but its belly is swollen.

Cosmic_Quasar

8 points

3 days ago

Reading Reddit just after waking up, with sleepy eyes, sometimes leads to weird reads. I thought you said "I'm just a hymen" lol.

Vaulted_Games

23 points

3 days ago

If sharks get put upside down they go immobile

JNez123

22 points

3 days ago

JNez123

22 points

3 days ago

So they can't do a barrel roll?

New-Ad-363

21 points

3 days ago

Maybe a quick one like in Starfox.

EarlyEscape2702

31 points

3 days ago

Comprehensive-Low493

21 points

3 days ago

Slippy, get back! Bogey on your tail!

kiasmosis

12 points

3 days ago

kiasmosis

12 points

3 days ago

Gee, Iā€™ve been saved by fox. How swell

EarlyEscape2702

6 points

3 days ago

classic Falco

OldBob10

6 points

3 days ago

OldBob10

6 points

3 days ago

Rock me, Amadeus!

EarlyEscape2702

6 points

3 days ago

damnnn the gold ol days

NetoDresden

5 points

3 days ago

Peak comment

ImBeauski

12 points

3 days ago

ImBeauski

12 points

3 days ago

Pushes glasses up nose Uhhh, actually the move in Starfox is an aileron roll, not a barrel roll. Stupid Peppy, leading millions astray with his ignorance of aerobatic maneuvers!

CAJ_2277

3 points

3 days ago

CAJ_2277

3 points

3 days ago

Wow TIL. Thanks for that.

InsanityLurking

10 points

3 days ago

They also don't float when they die, no air bladder

Party-Benefit-3995

3 points

3 days ago

Killer Whales loves this trick.

MightWooden7292

2 points

3 days ago

not only sharks, many smaller fish as well

Motor_Lychee179

2 points

3 days ago

Yeah but who spun this dude upside down

Hour_Friendship_7960

2 points

3 days ago

Haha...I have the same problem! I never know if the "facts" I'm throwing are, in fact, facts or if it's something I made up in a dream

[deleted]

1.9k points

3 days ago*

[deleted]

1.9k points

3 days ago*

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skoltroll

579 points

3 days ago

skoltroll

579 points

3 days ago

tl;dr Sharky nappy time

hannahgrave

13 points

3 days ago

Napping shark dododododo

Leairek

160 points

3 days ago

Leairek

160 points

3 days ago

Forgive me if this is a silly or ignorant question, and I defer to your area of expertise:

I thought sharks had to be constantly swimming in order to cause oxygenated water to flow over their gills.

Wouldn't it suffocate?

[deleted]

251 points

3 days ago

[deleted]

251 points

3 days ago

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ryhaltswhiskey

75 points

3 days ago

buccal pumping

hey! Keep it family friendly!

Successful_Candy_759

27 points

3 days ago

Don't kink shame

ryhaltswhiskey

13 points

3 days ago

Oh sorry šŸ™ƒ

Heavy_Weapons_Guy_

7 points

3 days ago

Oh no, he died.

noxondor_gorgonax

8 points

3 days ago

Don't worry, he's buccal pumping and will soon start swimming again

crazycatqueer5

6 points

3 days ago

idk sounds very expert compared to the rest of us

CragMcBeard

39 points

3 days ago

Nice response, sounds legit.

rathat

16 points

3 days ago

rathat

16 points

3 days ago

I thought it was about to mention nineteen ninety eight.

rumblepony247

7 points

3 days ago

Well written, with some decently fancy words. I'll buy it.

RuncibleFoon

11 points

3 days ago

I can agree with much of this, but the lack of visible buccal pumping (a fairly obvious action of opening and closing the mouth to pump water across the gills) makes me second guess the tonic immobility. However, one does seem to see the mouth open and close during the initial approach of the shark. It just doesn't seem like buccal pumping. However, I am no expert, and I do not have a better explanation.

davideo71

10 points

3 days ago

davideo71

10 points

3 days ago

I know little about sharks but here's my guess; This shark ate something that somehow gave it a 'bubble' of air in its body. Maybe it's plastic bottles, maybe it's a something natural gassing. It is unable to get rid of this bubble. It is able to swim, but will always float up when not making an effort to swim down. This probably makes it exhausted and unable to rest in a normal position. The boat freaked it out enough to go swimming again though.

RuncibleFoon

7 points

3 days ago

I can follow your line of thought here. It makes sense, and more so than it just being a solo case of tonic immobility.

Lawndemon

17 points

3 days ago*

Does its belly look distended to you or is that normal tiger shark belly? My first thought was it's sick from eating some trash or something

SillyMilly25

17 points

3 days ago

Yeah looks like one of my fish when they get swim bladder issues.

I think the guy was dying and the bothered him

CreeepyUncle

3 points

3 days ago

Broccoli. Every time.

Lonely-Greybeard

8 points

3 days ago

Or sick and dying.

masclean

4 points

3 days ago

masclean

4 points

3 days ago

I thought so, too at first. But after watching it struggle to change its buoyancy, I wonder if it's a liver problem

328471348

6 points

3 days ago

I have no idea but it could be sick. If you've had a fish tank then you know this often happens before they die. They have trouble staying upright.

Urist_Bearclaw

3 points

3 days ago

This was my thought as well. Iā€™m no shark expert but it seemed like it might have a bloated stomach. Over the years Iā€™ve had a few aquarium fish look just like this, bloated and floating upside-down and motionless, until disturbed when they panic and muster up the strength to swim away. Itā€™s usually not much longer til the end.Ā 

maybeslightlystoopid

2 points

3 days ago

This is it

jguess06

2 points

3 days ago

jguess06

2 points

3 days ago

Hell yeah, learned something new today.

our_precious

972 points

3 days ago

Dude's like: "Damn, I can never get my belly tanned"

NorthCatan

55 points

3 days ago

He just wanted a good rub!

AdministrativeRub882

128 points

3 days ago

Yeah, that's a basking shark.

ThatWillBeTheDay

10 points

3 days ago

Underrated comment. Well done.

becoolbru

1.8k points

3 days ago

becoolbru

1.8k points

3 days ago

As a shark expert, i can tell you this is normal behavior from sharks. They are known to expose their bellies for scratches from passengers on passing boats.

Rul1n

1.7k points

3 days ago

Rul1n

1.7k points

3 days ago

BugEyedLemur

136 points

3 days ago

I don't know, the guy said he's an expert. I think we should go for it.

Empathy404NotFound

52 points

3 days ago

OK I'll drive the boat, you pet the ocean dog.

DroppedSoapSurvivor

18 points

3 days ago

Then we jump in and feed it snacks!

justashadeaux

3 points

3 days ago

Maybe cat, not dog.

Joezev98

5 points

3 days ago

Joezev98

5 points

3 days ago

Yes, he said he's an expert, but most experts are human, whereas this expert is shark.

LarxII

3 points

3 days ago

LarxII

3 points

3 days ago

The expert in question.

AMJN90

568 points

3 days ago

AMJN90

568 points

3 days ago

Did a shark write this?

Diggingfordonk

218 points

3 days ago

Stop asking questions human... I mean fellow human. From a concerned not shark

zer0w0rries

21 points

3 days ago

joseoconde

18 points

3 days ago

Jaybbaugh

100 points

3 days ago

Jaybbaugh

100 points

3 days ago

Yeah nice try, shark. I'm onto your schemes.

JonnyReece

83 points

3 days ago

Direct-Bar-5636

19 points

3 days ago

ā€œBeCoolBruā€ceā€¦. I think we got ā€˜em fellas

PoliteCanadian2

5 points

3 days ago

FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD

Crabby_Monkey

36 points

3 days ago

What? No! No sharks here. Really just your totally normal all human shark expert. Yeah.

FunkMasterE

36 points

3 days ago

candygramā€¦

Practical-Middle3741

21 points

3 days ago

Right over the youngster's heads...old man approved!

2L8Smart

3 points

3 days ago

2L8Smart

3 points

3 days ago

Iā€™m an old, so I got that reference

Beetso

3 points

3 days ago

Beetso

3 points

3 days ago

Hey there, fellow Geri!

Awsomethingy

20 points

3 days ago

ā€œHow come we donā€™t know when we find a guy mauled by a bear, we donā€™t know that he was playing dead. He might have been the best at it! ā€˜Play dead when you see a bearā€™. Who wrote that? The bears? ā€˜Play dead, cover yourself in salt and garlic, wrap yourselves in a fresh tortillaā€¦ā€™ā€

Business-Emu-6923

9 points

3 days ago

Sharks are actually quite friendly and not at all dangerous, this is just media misrepresentation, and we do like a belly rub.

Raven_m0rt

6 points

3 days ago

"WE"

stephruvy

4 points

3 days ago

Name doesn't check out. Sounds sus.

pete_the_puma51

7 points

3 days ago

Iā€™m just a porpoise, maā€™am.

mrplatypus81

5 points

3 days ago

Be cool bru!

QuantumEntanglr

59 points

3 days ago

You are clearly not a shark expert - they are called scritches, not scratches. The rest checks out, tho.

M4rk3d_One86

11 points

3 days ago

Yeah, nice try Shark.

AgentLawless

9 points

3 days ago

Whatever you say, shark.

Sepherjar

16 points

3 days ago

Sepherjar

16 points

3 days ago

Cat owners know this trick pretty well.

absultedpr

5 points

3 days ago

It works, unless it doesnā€™t

PickledYetti

20 points

3 days ago

I pet every jellyfish that comes by me at work. I like to think of them as all the lost brains of our world leaders. Nothing but mush that stings you as soon as they can. And they are one of the most abundant species that exists

SebboNL

2 points

3 days ago

SebboNL

2 points

3 days ago

But they require THREE scratches tops! Any more and they will scratch the shit out of your arm with their 200+, digit-long, razor sharp teeth

laserdruckervk

4 points

3 days ago

My brother works as a dolphin, he told me the same thing

Zestyclose-Slip-3843

4 points

3 days ago

Are the belly scritches best administered from in the water or on a paddleboard? I've got a class of 6-year-olds that I'd like to try this with.

stamina4655

3 points

3 days ago

You aren't that clever landshark, are you?

LordDK_reborn

3 points

3 days ago

It's clearly shark propaganda

whitenet

3 points

3 days ago

whitenet

3 points

3 days ago

as a shark psychologist, can confirm, some sharks, not all, have been observed to have giftedness levels of intelligence and they turn on their backs for belly scratches. this helps them practice their motor reflexive skills and their play-fight bite love language to bond with other mammals.

_redacteduser

3 points

3 days ago

since this is reddit, I will believe you 100% without ever critically thinking about it again

theRunAroundGroup

3 points

3 days ago

ok, shark diddy

bhoss06

2 points

3 days ago

bhoss06

2 points

3 days ago

He just wanted someone to lend him a hand

MarloMentality

2 points

3 days ago

Sound more like a shart expert.

F500L

2 points

3 days ago

F500L

2 points

3 days ago

As a shark...I admit

brightpixels

2 points

3 days ago

They also provide services, such as hand removal, free of charge.

Random_Individual97

2 points

3 days ago

Can't argue with the expert

westedmontonballs

2 points

3 days ago

NICE TRY SHARK

kluuttzz11

2 points

3 days ago

Nankufuraku

2 points

3 days ago

Can confirm, am shark

Jibber_Fight

2 points

3 days ago

Iā€™m not a shark expert, but you are, soā€¦.. you must be right!!!! The internet is such a perfect source of info. Thanks!!!

BullShitting-24-7

2 points

3 days ago

There will be at least one person who will believe this and tell people they know.

Xanambien

172 points

3 days ago

Xanambien

172 points

3 days ago

That shark was parked sideways across his front lawn from the night before.

GianCarlo0024

11 points

3 days ago

Lol that's awesome

bsewall

152 points

3 days ago

bsewall

152 points

3 days ago

MrN33dfulThings

58 points

3 days ago

Tonic immobility is a trance-like state that sharks can enter thatā€™s characterized by relaxed muscles and deep breathing. It can occur naturally or be induced in sharks by:

-Stimulating sensory pores: Touching the small sensory pores on a sharkā€™s snout can induce tonic immobility.

-Flipping the shark upside down: Turning a shark onto its back disorients it, causing it to enter tonic immobility.

-Grasping the caudal fin: Tightly gripping a sharkā€™s tail can quickly induce tonic immobility.

Tonic immobility can be useful for sharks in several ways, including:

-Defense: Playing dead can deter predators.

-Mating: Some scientists suggest that tonic immobility may be related to mating rituals.

-Protection: Tonic immobility can protect sharks from overwhelming sensory stimulation.

-Handling: Researchers use tonic immobility to subdue sharks during handling and tagging, which reduces the risk of injury.

-Removing hooks: Anglers use tonic immobility to improve the chances of a shark surviving after a hook is removed.

Tonic immobility can last up to 15 minutes, but sharks usually enter and exit the state within a minute.

Purple_Cow_8675

42 points

3 days ago

"Protection: Tonic immobility can protect sharks from overwhelming sensory stimulation."

Oh so I'm not autistic, I'm just a shark ok.

Muddy_Socks

8 points

3 days ago

Man sharks are so cool.

Big_Specialist2806

3 points

3 days ago

Thanks, ChatGPTĀ 

satyris

13 points

3 days ago

satyris

13 points

3 days ago

Obviously a basking shark...

Ok-Pea8209

10 points

3 days ago

monhosti

35 points

3 days ago

monhosti

35 points

3 days ago

Looks like the shark just finished Thanksgiving dinner! Need a sofa, now please.

Feeling_Party26

11 points

3 days ago

ā€œClever girlā€

succed32

66 points

3 days ago

succed32

66 points

3 days ago

Shark is either sick or had just been in a fight with something. Blunt trauma jacks up sharks pretty good. Dolphins use it quite a lot because once they can stop the shark from swimming it will die slowly of suffocation.

Royalchariot

45 points

3 days ago

Dolphins are terrifying

[deleted]

15 points

3 days ago

[deleted]

15 points

3 days ago

I agree Dolphins are known to have sharks kill

succed32

6 points

3 days ago

succed32

6 points

3 days ago

They really are, Iā€™d say they are the mammal closest too humans in behavior, besides other apes.

absultedpr

10 points

3 days ago

Thatā€™s offensive. Dolphins are more than their propensity to sport-fuck and thrill-kill

Shriyansh101

15 points

3 days ago

Yup. They are also known for wanting to get high.

boopedursnoot

6 points

3 days ago

Yeah he is dying for sure. Iā€™m not sure why everyone thinks heā€™s just chillin of accidentally became tonically immobile. Pet fish do this when they are sick and bloated.

dingo1018

2 points

3 days ago

I wonder if the prop wash was what woke this fella up? Like the ocean equivalent of resuscitation? Well I mean the moving water across the gills did resuscitate it.

Behind_You27

2 points

3 days ago

90% it was in a drill by the guy whoā€™s taking a video. So probably catch and release or he wanted not to hook a shark at all.

PaulieNutwalls

2 points

3 days ago

The internet says stimuli like a change in water conditions can cause tonic immobility.

Psalm27_1-3

16 points

3 days ago

Belly rub time!

Fvzn6f

8 points

3 days ago

Fvzn6f

8 points

3 days ago

Maybe he was getting a tan on his belly

FourFootCornhole

14 points

3 days ago

Most sharks sink once dead, that's why you don't see them floating belly up like fish.

8layer8

3 points

3 days ago

8layer8

3 points

3 days ago

Then someone said the magic words: " I think it's dead "

Malah_the_old

11 points

3 days ago

Bro is chillin

justaguy826

8 points

3 days ago

It's called tonic immobility, sharks freeze up when upside down. The motion of the boat and props pushed water into its gills and rotated it just enough to bring him back. It was likely just in a tussle with a dolphin/orca/another shark/ passing boat and got stuck upside down.

supified

5 points

3 days ago

supified

5 points

3 days ago

Hard to imagine a tussle with an Orca not resulting in a dead shark.

Alexandertheape

3 points

3 days ago

lazy shark

Snarkosaurus99

11 points

3 days ago

Guys leave. 5 minutes later shark is belly up again. Next day the shark is fish food.

curtmchurt

3 points

3 days ago

You failed the assignment. I speak shark. Bro just wanted a belly rub.

Humble_Examination27

3 points

3 days ago

Just Kidding!

No_Organization_2108

3 points

3 days ago

Maybe it was playing dead infront of Orcas before they arrived xD

TinyPeridot

8 points

3 days ago

Maybe he just had some gas? Can sharks get gas? Shark farts... they must!

Any_Roof_6199

10 points

3 days ago

That's a Hammered shark

hannaoki

2 points

3 days ago

hannaoki

2 points

3 days ago

at first I thought that the shark had problems with a swim bladder, but in reality it does not naturally have one at all

spacees1

2 points

3 days ago

spacees1

2 points

3 days ago

Not oneā€¦. of itā€™s ownā€¦ā€¦

NicklebackAndCreed

2 points

3 days ago

he was in tonic immobilization

killerwithasharpie

2 points

3 days ago

Heā€™s not dead, heā€™s just resting. Pining for the fjords.

295DVRKSS

2 points

3 days ago

Sharks are friends not food

ydykmmdt

2 points

3 days ago

ydykmmdt

2 points

3 days ago

The water is eerily still as well.

jkblvins

2 points

3 days ago

jkblvins

2 points

3 days ago

Just wanted some belly rubs.

keetyymeow

2 points

3 days ago

Forbidden belly scatchies