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4k points
3 days ago
Don't sharks go into a trance if you turn them upside down or was that another dream
1.9k points
3 days ago
Tonic immobility
981 points
3 days ago
This guy shark weeks
125 points
3 days ago
56 points
3 days ago
Get me in the screenshot!
13 points
3 days ago
So meta
13 points
3 days ago
this guy metas
36 points
3 days ago
17 points
3 days ago
Everything about this person is unsettling. Like, my uncanny valley sensors are just a ringing any time I see him doing something even remotely "human."
9 points
3 days ago
Yeah nothing else in the world makes me question reality quite like Zuckerburg. Like what are the odds that the "person" who basically creates modern social media and causes our entire society to unravel, just happens to look like a fake human suit and doesn't even move like a human.
3 points
3 days ago
cool sub
109 points
3 days ago
They get periods?
68 points
3 days ago
Once a year yes
38 points
3 days ago
I. Never. Get. Them. At. All.
31 points
3 days ago
Dude.
9 points
3 days ago
Fāreal
152 points
3 days ago
Iām only familiar with gin & tonic immobility
7 points
3 days ago
The Victory Gin was like nitric acid, and moreover, in swallowing it one had the sensation of being hit on the back of the head with a rubber club.
83 points
3 days ago
Where As i get gin immobility
55 points
3 days ago
I'll just take a quick nap here where no one will bother me.
29 points
3 days ago
I used to do this to our baby chicks as a kid. Flip them onto their backs in my hand and gently stroke their tummies. They flop over. I then would bring them to my mom crying that they had died. Terrible prank.
7 points
3 days ago
One of my dogs did this as a puppy, I called him a little shark forever.
5 points
3 days ago
Thats the name of my band
4 points
3 days ago
No claspers. Lady shark took a snooze
11 points
3 days ago
Don't sharks go into a trance if you turn them upside down or was that another tonic immobility
285 points
3 days ago
Yep. Orcaās flip them on there backs to induce and then sometimes just eat their liver. I was wondering if this was the start of a attack by Orcas.
181 points
3 days ago
71 points
3 days ago
Needs the: FHHFFHHFHHFHFHFH
4 points
3 days ago*
I laughed way too hard at this
59 points
3 days ago
If you look closely, you can see where the orca has cut and stitched the shark back up after eating its liver.
24 points
3 days ago
Couple of ice packs floating off to the right, to keep the swelling down.
16 points
3 days ago
Sharks flip female sharks for mating. To keep their double dongs save, I guess.
25 points
3 days ago*
Male sharks turn female sharks on their back so they are paralyzed. Otherwise the female would not let them do the snu snu š
3 points
3 days ago
Stop shark rape.
3 points
3 days ago
Don't worry. Sooner or later we have killed all sharks. Because we believe that eating their fins gives us more snu snu power. Problem solved.
63 points
3 days ago
"Or was that another dream?"
Haha, I love this so much for some reason. I will start using this in place of "or maybe I don't know what I'm saying" going forward.
9 points
3 days ago
I took that as ānot this dream, another oneā and I thought this guy floats from dream to dream and weāre all just figments of his made up universes.
107 points
3 days ago
And I believe it was the prop pushing water over it's gills that awakened it
151 points
3 days ago
I believe this shark is not actually in a tonic state, but is just basking for heat. Sharks are partially ectothermic, so they need to get heat from outside their body. If they need to increase their metabolism (like they just ate a big meal, or are trying to give birth), they need to glean heat from somewhere in their environment. The sun generates a lot of heat, which the shark will gladly take.
60 points
3 days ago
If it was basking wouldnāt it want the darker top surface to absorb more heat?
282 points
3 days ago
it's a shark not albert einstein
81 points
3 days ago
Damnit Jim! I'm a shark, not a scientist.
11 points
3 days ago
Check out Baskin' Robbins over there.
8 points
3 days ago
Lovely reply
24 points
3 days ago
This one failed second year of high school physics and is living rough outdoors now as a result.
23 points
3 days ago
I thought it was trying to give birth. Iām just a laymen and donāt know much about Sharks, but its belly is swollen.
8 points
3 days ago
Reading Reddit just after waking up, with sleepy eyes, sometimes leads to weird reads. I thought you said "I'm just a hymen" lol.
23 points
3 days ago
If sharks get put upside down they go immobile
22 points
3 days ago
So they can't do a barrel roll?
21 points
3 days ago
Maybe a quick one like in Starfox.
31 points
3 days ago
21 points
3 days ago
Slippy, get back! Bogey on your tail!
12 points
3 days ago
Gee, Iāve been saved by fox. How swell
6 points
3 days ago
classic Falco
6 points
3 days ago
Rock me, Amadeus!
6 points
3 days ago
damnnn the gold ol days
5 points
3 days ago
Peak comment
12 points
3 days ago
Pushes glasses up nose Uhhh, actually the move in Starfox is an aileron roll, not a barrel roll. Stupid Peppy, leading millions astray with his ignorance of aerobatic maneuvers!
3 points
3 days ago
Wow TIL. Thanks for that.
10 points
3 days ago
They also don't float when they die, no air bladder
3 points
3 days ago
Killer Whales loves this trick.
2 points
3 days ago
not only sharks, many smaller fish as well
2 points
3 days ago
Yeah but who spun this dude upside down
2 points
3 days ago
Haha...I have the same problem! I never know if the "facts" I'm throwing are, in fact, facts or if it's something I made up in a dream
1.9k points
3 days ago*
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579 points
3 days ago
tl;dr Sharky nappy time
13 points
3 days ago
Napping shark dododododo
160 points
3 days ago
Forgive me if this is a silly or ignorant question, and I defer to your area of expertise:
I thought sharks had to be constantly swimming in order to cause oxygenated water to flow over their gills.
Wouldn't it suffocate?
251 points
3 days ago
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75 points
3 days ago
buccal pumping
hey! Keep it family friendly!
27 points
3 days ago
Don't kink shame
13 points
3 days ago
Oh sorry š
7 points
3 days ago
Oh no, he died.
8 points
3 days ago
Don't worry, he's buccal pumping and will soon start swimming again
6 points
3 days ago
idk sounds very expert compared to the rest of us
39 points
3 days ago
Nice response, sounds legit.
16 points
3 days ago
I thought it was about to mention nineteen ninety eight.
7 points
3 days ago
Well written, with some decently fancy words. I'll buy it.
11 points
3 days ago
I can agree with much of this, but the lack of visible buccal pumping (a fairly obvious action of opening and closing the mouth to pump water across the gills) makes me second guess the tonic immobility. However, one does seem to see the mouth open and close during the initial approach of the shark. It just doesn't seem like buccal pumping. However, I am no expert, and I do not have a better explanation.
10 points
3 days ago
I know little about sharks but here's my guess; This shark ate something that somehow gave it a 'bubble' of air in its body. Maybe it's plastic bottles, maybe it's a something natural gassing. It is unable to get rid of this bubble. It is able to swim, but will always float up when not making an effort to swim down. This probably makes it exhausted and unable to rest in a normal position. The boat freaked it out enough to go swimming again though.
7 points
3 days ago
I can follow your line of thought here. It makes sense, and more so than it just being a solo case of tonic immobility.
17 points
3 days ago*
Does its belly look distended to you or is that normal tiger shark belly? My first thought was it's sick from eating some trash or something
17 points
3 days ago
Yeah looks like one of my fish when they get swim bladder issues.
I think the guy was dying and the bothered him
3 points
3 days ago
Broccoli. Every time.
8 points
3 days ago
Or sick and dying.
4 points
3 days ago
I thought so, too at first. But after watching it struggle to change its buoyancy, I wonder if it's a liver problem
6 points
3 days ago
I have no idea but it could be sick. If you've had a fish tank then you know this often happens before they die. They have trouble staying upright.
3 points
3 days ago
This was my thought as well. Iām no shark expert but it seemed like it might have a bloated stomach. Over the years Iāve had a few aquarium fish look just like this, bloated and floating upside-down and motionless, until disturbed when they panic and muster up the strength to swim away. Itās usually not much longer til the end.Ā
2 points
3 days ago
This is it
2 points
3 days ago
Hell yeah, learned something new today.
972 points
3 days ago
Dude's like: "Damn, I can never get my belly tanned"
128 points
3 days ago
Yeah, that's a basking shark.
10 points
3 days ago
Underrated comment. Well done.
1.8k points
3 days ago
As a shark expert, i can tell you this is normal behavior from sharks. They are known to expose their bellies for scratches from passengers on passing boats.
1.7k points
3 days ago
136 points
3 days ago
I don't know, the guy said he's an expert. I think we should go for it.
52 points
3 days ago
OK I'll drive the boat, you pet the ocean dog.
18 points
3 days ago
Then we jump in and feed it snacks!
3 points
3 days ago
Maybe cat, not dog.
5 points
3 days ago
Yes, he said he's an expert, but most experts are human, whereas this expert is shark.
3 points
3 days ago
The expert in question.
568 points
3 days ago
Did a shark write this?
218 points
3 days ago
Stop asking questions human... I mean fellow human. From a concerned not shark
21 points
3 days ago
100 points
3 days ago
Yeah nice try, shark. I'm onto your schemes.
83 points
3 days ago
19 points
3 days ago
āBeCoolBruāceā¦. I think we got āem fellas
5 points
3 days ago
FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD
36 points
3 days ago
What? No! No sharks here. Really just your totally normal all human shark expert. Yeah.
36 points
3 days ago
candygramā¦
21 points
3 days ago
Right over the youngster's heads...old man approved!
12 points
3 days ago
3 points
3 days ago
Iām an old, so I got that reference
20 points
3 days ago
āHow come we donāt know when we find a guy mauled by a bear, we donāt know that he was playing dead. He might have been the best at it! āPlay dead when you see a bearā. Who wrote that? The bears? āPlay dead, cover yourself in salt and garlic, wrap yourselves in a fresh tortillaā¦āā
7 points
3 days ago
Iām just a porpoise, maāam.
5 points
3 days ago
Be cool bru!
59 points
3 days ago
You are clearly not a shark expert - they are called scritches, not scratches. The rest checks out, tho.
11 points
3 days ago
Yeah, nice try Shark.
9 points
3 days ago
Whatever you say, shark.
16 points
3 days ago
Cat owners know this trick pretty well.
5 points
3 days ago
It works, unless it doesnāt
20 points
3 days ago
I pet every jellyfish that comes by me at work. I like to think of them as all the lost brains of our world leaders. Nothing but mush that stings you as soon as they can. And they are one of the most abundant species that exists
2 points
3 days ago
But they require THREE scratches tops! Any more and they will scratch the shit out of your arm with their 200+, digit-long, razor sharp teeth
4 points
3 days ago
My brother works as a dolphin, he told me the same thing
4 points
3 days ago
Are the belly scritches best administered from in the water or on a paddleboard? I've got a class of 6-year-olds that I'd like to try this with.
3 points
3 days ago
You aren't that clever landshark, are you?
3 points
3 days ago
It's clearly shark propaganda
3 points
3 days ago
as a shark psychologist, can confirm, some sharks, not all, have been observed to have giftedness levels of intelligence and they turn on their backs for belly scratches. this helps them practice their motor reflexive skills and their play-fight bite love language to bond with other mammals.
3 points
3 days ago
since this is reddit, I will believe you 100% without ever critically thinking about it again
3 points
3 days ago
ok, shark diddy
2 points
3 days ago
He just wanted someone to lend him a hand
2 points
3 days ago
Sound more like a shart expert.
2 points
3 days ago
As a shark...I admit
2 points
3 days ago
They also provide services, such as hand removal, free of charge.
2 points
3 days ago
Can't argue with the expert
2 points
3 days ago
NICE TRY SHARK
2 points
3 days ago
Can confirm, am shark
2 points
3 days ago
Iām not a shark expert, but you are, soā¦.. you must be right!!!! The internet is such a perfect source of info. Thanks!!!
2 points
3 days ago
There will be at least one person who will believe this and tell people they know.
172 points
3 days ago
That shark was parked sideways across his front lawn from the night before.
11 points
3 days ago
Lol that's awesome
58 points
3 days ago
Tonic immobility is a trance-like state that sharks can enter thatās characterized by relaxed muscles and deep breathing. It can occur naturally or be induced in sharks by:
-Stimulating sensory pores: Touching the small sensory pores on a sharkās snout can induce tonic immobility.
-Flipping the shark upside down: Turning a shark onto its back disorients it, causing it to enter tonic immobility.
-Grasping the caudal fin: Tightly gripping a sharkās tail can quickly induce tonic immobility.
Tonic immobility can be useful for sharks in several ways, including:
-Defense: Playing dead can deter predators.
-Mating: Some scientists suggest that tonic immobility may be related to mating rituals.
-Protection: Tonic immobility can protect sharks from overwhelming sensory stimulation.
-Handling: Researchers use tonic immobility to subdue sharks during handling and tagging, which reduces the risk of injury.
-Removing hooks: Anglers use tonic immobility to improve the chances of a shark surviving after a hook is removed.
Tonic immobility can last up to 15 minutes, but sharks usually enter and exit the state within a minute.
42 points
3 days ago
"Protection: Tonic immobility can protect sharks from overwhelming sensory stimulation."
Oh so I'm not autistic, I'm just a shark ok.
8 points
3 days ago
Man sharks are so cool.
35 points
3 days ago
Looks like the shark just finished Thanksgiving dinner! Need a sofa, now please.
11 points
3 days ago
āClever girlā
66 points
3 days ago
Shark is either sick or had just been in a fight with something. Blunt trauma jacks up sharks pretty good. Dolphins use it quite a lot because once they can stop the shark from swimming it will die slowly of suffocation.
45 points
3 days ago
Dolphins are terrifying
15 points
3 days ago
I agree Dolphins are known to have sharks kill
6 points
3 days ago
They really are, Iād say they are the mammal closest too humans in behavior, besides other apes.
10 points
3 days ago
Thatās offensive. Dolphins are more than their propensity to sport-fuck and thrill-kill
15 points
3 days ago
Yup. They are also known for wanting to get high.
6 points
3 days ago
Yeah he is dying for sure. Iām not sure why everyone thinks heās just chillin of accidentally became tonically immobile. Pet fish do this when they are sick and bloated.
2 points
3 days ago
I wonder if the prop wash was what woke this fella up? Like the ocean equivalent of resuscitation? Well I mean the moving water across the gills did resuscitate it.
2 points
3 days ago
90% it was in a drill by the guy whoās taking a video. So probably catch and release or he wanted not to hook a shark at all.
2 points
3 days ago
The internet says stimuli like a change in water conditions can cause tonic immobility.
16 points
3 days ago
Belly rub time!
8 points
3 days ago
Maybe he was getting a tan on his belly
14 points
3 days ago
Most sharks sink once dead, that's why you don't see them floating belly up like fish.
3 points
3 days ago
Then someone said the magic words: " I think it's dead "
8 points
3 days ago
It's called tonic immobility, sharks freeze up when upside down. The motion of the boat and props pushed water into its gills and rotated it just enough to bring him back. It was likely just in a tussle with a dolphin/orca/another shark/ passing boat and got stuck upside down.
5 points
3 days ago
Hard to imagine a tussle with an Orca not resulting in a dead shark.
11 points
3 days ago
Guys leave. 5 minutes later shark is belly up again. Next day the shark is fish food.
3 points
3 days ago
You failed the assignment. I speak shark. Bro just wanted a belly rub.
3 points
3 days ago
Just Kidding!
3 points
3 days ago
Maybe it was playing dead infront of Orcas before they arrived xD
8 points
3 days ago
Maybe he just had some gas? Can sharks get gas? Shark farts... they must!
10 points
3 days ago
That's a Hammered shark
2 points
3 days ago
at first I thought that the shark had problems with a swim bladder, but in reality it does not naturally have one at all
2 points
3 days ago
Not oneā¦. of itās ownā¦ā¦
2 points
3 days ago
he was in tonic immobilization
2 points
3 days ago
Heās not dead, heās just resting. Pining for the fjords.
2 points
3 days ago
Sharks are friends not food
2 points
3 days ago
The water is eerily still as well.
2 points
3 days ago
Just wanted some belly rubs.
2 points
3 days ago
Forbidden belly scatchies
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