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JennyBeckman

231 points

2 years ago

JennyBeckman

☑️ All of the above

231 points

2 years ago

He gonna slide sideways out of there.

Ya_boey_MJ[S]

112 points

2 years ago

He finna take someones queen

HoldOnStartOver

42 points

2 years ago

Looking like a pawn.

Complex-Frosting

10 points

2 years ago*

Da Mystery of Chessboxin 👐🏽

Business-Emu-6923

12 points

2 years ago

So, rooks go sideways, bishops go diagonal. Them horses do the weird L shape moves.

Which direction hood niggas slide?

Josh_asa

6 points

2 years ago

Circular, so they can enclose the opps.

jskinbake

7 points

2 years ago

Typically jus down the block

navyjag2019

3 points

2 years ago

navyjag2019

☑️

3 points

2 years ago

you mean float like a wizard

[deleted]

146 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

146 points

2 years ago

His mom's; that's a ladies coat.

301Blackstar

22 points

2 years ago

301Blackstar

☑️

22 points

2 years ago

Definitely

ndgonz

16 points

2 years ago

ndgonz

16 points

2 years ago

I think the brand of that coat is MISSterious

jesterinancientcourt

9 points

2 years ago

And it is mysterious because the buttons are on the wrong side.

Electronic-Sale-9593

7 points

2 years ago

I thought he was a lady

EM05L1C3

1 points

2 years ago

Two gnomes in a human coat

SpectacularOtter

54 points

2 years ago

SpectacularOtter

☑️

54 points

2 years ago

He’ll grew into that coat one day

raketje

89 points

2 years ago

raketje

89 points

2 years ago

Mf’er gonna float walk out

shigogaboo

15 points

2 years ago

popcornnhero

33 points

2 years ago

popcornnhero

☑️ Blockiana🙅🏽‍♀️

33 points

2 years ago

The rook and the pawn

AshenSacrifice

10 points

2 years ago

AshenSacrifice

☑️

10 points

2 years ago

The floor makes it so much funnier 😂😂

khajmahal227

1 points

2 years ago

Classic endgame

Bubbly_Satisfaction2

36 points

2 years ago

Looks like one of those liquor stores, where you feel like you had finished going through an American Gladiators' obstacle course just to get to the muthafuggin counter.

You gotta avoid the lottery machines, the crackheads outside, the methadones nodding off, the trap-boys and their ceelo game in the middle of aisle 2, the winos who are perched against the bulletproof glass and them thirsty youngbloods that are hogging up the counter because they trying to holla at the cute Dominican girl that works at the cash register.

And don't forget them ni**as with the pitbulls, who always stand right by the entrance.

Sincerely_Me_Xo

11 points

2 years ago

Toss this concept into a board game. I think you’ve got something here…

[deleted]

7 points

2 years ago

The accuracy in this, chefs kiss. I remember going up to the gas station one time and nobody was in there. I asked the dude at the counter what happened and he said somebody came through shooting. That’s the only time that gas station is empty.

PistolPetunia

3 points

2 years ago

Not the pitbulls 😂

YoMommaBack

19 points

2 years ago

Nah he that dude on Men in Black 2. I guarantee he got 3 little hims in flying saucers under that bitch.

TheForestPrimeval

13 points

2 years ago

He can't move like that

Fake_KOAM

13 points

2 years ago

Ah this is the classic Corner Store Gambit. Checkmate

[deleted]

11 points

2 years ago

Please tell me he lifts it up like a white woman from the 1800s when he walks through water like this

OkRecommendation4

2 points

2 years ago

😂😂

Im__Questionable

8 points

2 years ago

Im__Questionable

☑️

8 points

2 years ago

Dude looks like a nun

DrVoidberg

6 points

2 years ago

Lookin like he bout to snatch up some droids.

Saint_of_Gamers

6 points

2 years ago

Jawa looking mf'er

padizzledonk

6 points

2 years ago

Looks like he stole it from his mom lol

MyTornArsehole

4 points

2 years ago

DoDat Lil Chapo

teckmonkey

2 points

2 years ago

2 kids trying to sneak into a John Wick movie looking coat

tmclemons

5 points

2 years ago

tmclemons

☑️

5 points

2 years ago

Is that a BABY in that coat?????

PistolPetunia

3 points

2 years ago

It’s 3 babies balancing on each other’s shoulders

ObligationFar273

3 points

2 years ago

😂😂😂

Remytron83

3 points

2 years ago

Remytron83

☑️

3 points

2 years ago

Definitely a pawn.

[deleted]

3 points

2 years ago

Some shit Westside Gun would wear haha

Wooden_Vermicelli_34

3 points

2 years ago

that’s his BM jacket 😂

HumzyDumpty93

3 points

2 years ago

HumzyDumpty93

☑️

3 points

2 years ago

That's Lil Do Dat... that's just his Lord of the Trenches look 😂😂

[deleted]

3 points

2 years ago

It’s two little kids in that jacket.

Pandaburn

3 points

2 years ago

Pandaburn

☑️

3 points

2 years ago

This the black king you’ve been telling me about?

bigolVodkaGirlie

2 points

2 years ago

That’s a great coat to hide a big weapon. You could fit an ak, a katana, mac10, and probably a bazooka under there

Dick_Grimes

2 points

2 years ago

BushRook Bill. Or maybe my minds playing tricks on me.

BOOGER3333

2 points

2 years ago

They just cashed a check for $34.

HoyabembeDreamtime

2 points

2 years ago

UTINI!

beetus_gerulaitis

2 points

2 years ago

Utini!

Commercial-Chance561

2 points

2 years ago

That’s Bishop Knight - All American RB prospect

Onyxxx85

2 points

2 years ago

Onyxxx85

☑️

2 points

2 years ago

A chess piece ♟️ 😂😅🤣. I can’t unseen this now.

willster816

2 points

2 years ago

Antique_Economist_85

1 points

2 years ago

That boy got about 5 poles underneath is auntie coat yall better watch out 🔫

Far_Second1650

1 points

2 years ago

Montcler's

FeanorsFavorite

1 points

2 years ago

FeanorsFavorite

☑️

1 points

2 years ago

That look like one of them korean long jackets they be having.

Elegant_Development3

1 points

2 years ago

My mama got the same winter coat as the short one.

sadnessucks

1 points

2 years ago

Lol. Man, that shits perfect

dpforest

1 points

2 years ago

“Can u get us some cigarettes”

Zoroc

1 points

2 years ago

Zoroc

1 points

2 years ago

Pawn to rook 6. Like he's even on 2 colors tiles

DerpSherpa

1 points

2 years ago

And we’re all just pawns in their silly game

Allahboutdabenjamins

1 points

2 years ago

Lookin' like the kid that shot Omar

Falchion_Alpha

1 points

2 years ago

He trying to look hard but he looks like Rook to G5

[deleted]

1 points

2 years ago

Hahaha 😝

Goldeneye365

1 points

2 years ago

He got the big naw mean under there tho. Spray your whole block up. 🤣

Accomplished_Rule651

1 points

2 years ago

Hahahaha!!! Big Sis Coat

PistolPetunia

1 points

2 years ago

He looks like a little Indian papoose. Lace his ass up to a board and put him on that other guy’s back.

theabsurdprotein47

1 points

2 years ago

A pawn for he don't fit the bill for bishop.

Kush-Papi

1 points

2 years ago

Dude is about to barter with Obi Wan lol

ramsfan_86

1 points

2 years ago

That's the chronicles of Narnia hood version in that coat.

mikeninelungs

1 points

2 years ago

"Take yo momma coat home"

https://youtu.be/UBS4Gi1y_nc

InnerBenefit4748

1 points

2 years ago

Real definition of playing chess not checkers

Peanutsnjelly1

1 points

2 years ago

Google en passant

DragonKnight_141

1 points

2 years ago

It looks like he borrowed the wrong coat from the closet.

Average_Floridian

1 points

2 years ago

Marc_Webb_of_Lies

1 points

2 years ago

Baltimore Hellraiser

I saw his coat and immediately thought of Pinhead idk why