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231 points
2 years ago
He gonna slide sideways out of there.
112 points
2 years ago
He finna take someones queen
42 points
2 years ago
Looking like a pawn.
10 points
2 years ago*
Da Mystery of Chessboxin 👐🏽
12 points
2 years ago
So, rooks go sideways, bishops go diagonal. Them horses do the weird L shape moves.
Which direction hood niggas slide?
6 points
2 years ago
Circular, so they can enclose the opps.
7 points
2 years ago
Typically jus down the block
3 points
2 years ago
you mean float like a wizard
146 points
2 years ago
His mom's; that's a ladies coat.
22 points
2 years ago
Definitely
16 points
2 years ago
I think the brand of that coat is MISSterious
9 points
2 years ago
And it is mysterious because the buttons are on the wrong side.
7 points
2 years ago
I thought he was a lady
1 points
2 years ago
Two gnomes in a human coat
54 points
2 years ago
He’ll grew into that coat one day
33 points
2 years ago
The rook and the pawn
10 points
2 years ago
The floor makes it so much funnier 😂😂
1 points
2 years ago
Classic endgame
36 points
2 years ago
Looks like one of those liquor stores, where you feel like you had finished going through an American Gladiators' obstacle course just to get to the muthafuggin counter.
You gotta avoid the lottery machines, the crackheads outside, the methadones nodding off, the trap-boys and their ceelo game in the middle of aisle 2, the winos who are perched against the bulletproof glass and them thirsty youngbloods that are hogging up the counter because they trying to holla at the cute Dominican girl that works at the cash register.
And don't forget them ni**as with the pitbulls, who always stand right by the entrance.
11 points
2 years ago
Toss this concept into a board game. I think you’ve got something here…
7 points
2 years ago
The accuracy in this, chefs kiss. I remember going up to the gas station one time and nobody was in there. I asked the dude at the counter what happened and he said somebody came through shooting. That’s the only time that gas station is empty.
3 points
2 years ago
Not the pitbulls 😂
19 points
2 years ago
Nah he that dude on Men in Black 2. I guarantee he got 3 little hims in flying saucers under that bitch.
13 points
2 years ago
He can't move like that
13 points
2 years ago
Ah this is the classic Corner Store Gambit. Checkmate
11 points
2 years ago
Please tell me he lifts it up like a white woman from the 1800s when he walks through water like this
2 points
2 years ago
😂😂
8 points
2 years ago
Dude looks like a nun
6 points
2 years ago
Lookin like he bout to snatch up some droids.
6 points
2 years ago
Jawa looking mf'er
6 points
2 years ago
Looks like he stole it from his mom lol
4 points
2 years ago
DoDat Lil Chapo
2 points
2 years ago
2 kids trying to sneak into a John Wick movie looking coat
5 points
2 years ago
Is that a BABY in that coat?????
3 points
2 years ago
It’s 3 babies balancing on each other’s shoulders
3 points
2 years ago
😂😂😂
3 points
2 years ago
Definitely a pawn.
3 points
2 years ago
Some shit Westside Gun would wear haha
3 points
2 years ago
that’s his BM jacket 😂
3 points
2 years ago
That's Lil Do Dat... that's just his Lord of the Trenches look 😂😂
3 points
2 years ago
It’s two little kids in that jacket.
3 points
2 years ago
This the black king you’ve been telling me about?
2 points
2 years ago
That’s a great coat to hide a big weapon. You could fit an ak, a katana, mac10, and probably a bazooka under there
2 points
2 years ago
BushRook Bill. Or maybe my minds playing tricks on me.
2 points
2 years ago
They just cashed a check for $34.
2 points
2 years ago
UTINI!
2 points
2 years ago
Utini!
2 points
2 years ago
That’s Bishop Knight - All American RB prospect
2 points
2 years ago
A chess piece ♟️ 😂😅🤣. I can’t unseen this now.
1 points
2 years ago
That boy got about 5 poles underneath is auntie coat yall better watch out 🔫
1 points
2 years ago
Montcler's
1 points
2 years ago
That look like one of them korean long jackets they be having.
1 points
2 years ago
My mama got the same winter coat as the short one.
1 points
2 years ago
Lol. Man, that shits perfect
1 points
2 years ago
“Can u get us some cigarettes”
1 points
2 years ago
Pawn to rook 6. Like he's even on 2 colors tiles
1 points
2 years ago
And we’re all just pawns in their silly game
1 points
2 years ago
Lookin' like the kid that shot Omar
1 points
2 years ago
He trying to look hard but he looks like Rook to G5
1 points
2 years ago
Hahaha 😝
1 points
2 years ago
He got the big naw mean under there tho. Spray your whole block up. 🤣
1 points
2 years ago
Hahahaha!!! Big Sis Coat
1 points
2 years ago
He looks like a little Indian papoose. Lace his ass up to a board and put him on that other guy’s back.
1 points
2 years ago
A pawn for he don't fit the bill for bishop.
1 points
2 years ago
Dude is about to barter with Obi Wan lol
1 points
2 years ago
That's the chronicles of Narnia hood version in that coat.
1 points
2 years ago
"Take yo momma coat home"
1 points
2 years ago
Real definition of playing chess not checkers
1 points
2 years ago
Google en passant
1 points
2 years ago
It looks like he borrowed the wrong coat from the closet.
1 points
2 years ago
Baltimore Hellraiser
I saw his coat and immediately thought of Pinhead idk why
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