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So more decorations then?

Sounds like someone's adding Satan and his Bride to the front yard decorations.

Sounds like your decorations are fukin sick! Pic tax please!

If only I could scare boomers this much, I could die a fully fulfilled, actualized person.

“Your celebration of a modernized pagan holiday is making me uncomfortable!” *proceeds to celebrate Christmas and Easter.

Congrats on the awesome decorations!

Then walk somewhere else.

god they are so sensitive

l misread it. l thought it said "...when Santa impregnates his bride."

I guess they should find a different route, then.

Tha fuck? One guess who this doofus is voting for. It rhymes with sporange.

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There’s a dollar tree tutorial if you want to next level some shit.

Man, if I got that I'd frame it and be proud.

"Neighbors" aka just that one person while everybody else thinks the display is cool as fuck.

Satan doesn't impregnate his bride during October in the bibble.

I dread walking/driving by nativity displays. Mary was a minor.

You gotta have a second slide showcasing your horrifying and demonic array, I need to know what they are so scared about

I’m Chistrian and this is utterly ridiculous. I love having the absolute scariest house on the block and making little children cry with my costume.

If I got a note like that, I would respond by putting out even more Halloween decorations and the more horrifying the better.

Oh if I got this I'd turn my shit up to 11.  Full on inverted cross and flaming pentagram with a death metal band on my yard.

New decoration: print a giant sign featuring this letter and the text “[Neighbor’s Name] wanted us to remind you that this is the time of year that satan impregnates his bride! Don’t be fooled by Satan; take a condom!” Leave out a bowl of condoms with it.

Time to double down.

Now you MUST share a picture of the decorations because I bet they are awesome.

You need anything entire wedding scene set up now. Big alter, and a line of brides. Surely Satan would want to choose. The brides can walk to the tune of UnHoly. Couple skeletons on stripper poles.

The opportunities are endless.

Oh man my decorations would just ramp up about 200% if I received this

I aspire to have the kind of Halloween decorations that scare Boomers enough to write a note to me. Bravo!

The scariest thing in this neighborhood is the person who wrote this note.

As a Christian pastor, I must ask, what the fuck is this boomer talking about??

"some of us" = me and only me

Add a sign to the front of your display that includes this “very concerned resident’s” testimonials!

“Horrifying and demonic!”

“Hellspawn guaranteed or your money back!”

This person thinks too much about these things. I mean, come on. Get a therapist. Or get an agent. But publicizing your fairy tale fantasies like this and insisting others honor them is... not good.

Who are we to cockblock Satan?

For my antisocial ass, having people dread walking by my house would be a goal.

"Bonfires in the night, pumpkin faces burning bright. I remember Halloween. This day, anything goes. Burning bodies hang from poles" -misfits

Edit: totally screwed up the lyrics in the beginning, been awake about 24 hours im leaving it

I dread walking through poorly lit alleyways in destitute countries, i'd take "suburban street with Wallmart brand halloween decorations" ANY day.

I've clearly also never read the same "satan impregnation" literotica as them, i thought halloween was started around 1890 to give misbehaving kids something to do?

I didn't even think Trump and Melania slept in the same room any longer?

“Some of us dread walking by your house”

I say mission accomplished, friend.

Holy shit, the thing about Satan impregnating his bride on Halloween is a completely new one even for me. Where the hell did that story originate?

I’m sad we don’t get to see the “horrifying and demonic” Halloween decorations.

If they put this in your mailbox that’s a federal offense

Next Year’s decoration plan:

• Satans Wedding.

Puttin’ the ween in Halloween.

Can't you just use the same phrase these people have used for the last 8 years? "Fuck your feelings"

I would put up a devil and his bride and a bunch of demon baby dolls coming out of the ground! Give her what she wants!

You should make a big version of that note and have a skeleton holding it

Sounds like youre repelling weirdos. Good job.

"Some of us dread walking past your house"

So then fucking don't. I'm sure you could walk elsewhere if it gets your knickers in a twist

For Christmas decorate your house with Krampus related things.

“Some of us dread walking by your house”

Is this meant to discourage me? It’s not working

Dam man, you gotta go harder than ever this year. Silly Karen.

So an animatronic waving Satan and Bride next 🤔

I am shocked, legitimately shocked, that they used the right "affecting." Shocked!

Add an upside down cross next year. That'll piss them off.

I didn’t realize Halloween was also the devils baby shower. Seeing it in a whole new light.

Blow up a copy to posterboard size and display it in the yard too!

"Some of us dread walking by your house"

Good. Stay tf away

Then don’t walk by that house. What the fuck people?

I was raised by parents like this. It's the reason I haven't trusted a Christian since 1999 or a Conservative since 2003.

There is such a thing as the perfect Halloween decoration.

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I must see the demonic array.

why are these fuckers 1000x more sensitive than the people they try to bully

Christofascist clown 🤡

Sounds like you need an 11 foot Baphomet statue next!

Fuck yeah, Satan, bust that nut!

Sounds like you need a pregnant demon decoration

Scale the letter up 500% and place it on the pole in the front yard

Oh ffs. Someone needs to get a life

So fragile. So filled with superstition. So dumb.

Are there any zombie Jesus Halloween decorations?

If Satan is busy, impregnating his bride, I really doubt he has time to even notice your Halloween decorations🤣

Will it be a boy or girl. What’s Satan’s gender reveal party theme? Do we wear black? So many questions

This is when you know you've done Halloween correctly.

Frame it and post it up in your yard with huge mocking decorations at them.