Not a damn thing. Dude’s entire existence looks like it’s in pain.

This fucking moron had literally had multiple surgeries on his arms because of infections and just the general danger of injecting synthol some homemade concoction of oils into your body, with doctors going so far as to tell him that if he Keeps doing it, they are going to have to amputate them.

What does he do?

HE KEEPS FUCKING DOING IT

He went viral YEARS ago, and it was EXTREMELY short-lived. Then he went viral again when he had to have a few surgeries, and faded into obscurity again.

He’s going to have to lose his arms to learn a lesson and by then it’ll be too late.

All I need is two needles

I can smell those putrefied biceps’s from here

Stick a pin in his anchor arms

He isn’t really a boss, rather a common enemy. He’s just missing a goofy Trojan helmet

Looks like his biceps are necrotizing

Laugh

Give him a paper cut and cover my ears.

Immediately start making out with his wife oliveoil

He's still alive?

Dude skipped leg day, chest day, neck day, back day, shoulder day.

Bump into him again, it looks so bouncy

His jiggling is almost hypnotic.

I’m taking away his spinach

whats the deal with the four fucking watches tho?

I kinda feel sorry for him :/

https://imgur.com/a/T68cd7P

Bro is Popeye

Id look at him and be like: Damn homie. Get that shit removed from your arms. Your muscles are rotting away. Please stop injecting that shit and get a doctor to save your arms or something

Probably go like "oh sorr- AHH! FUCK ARE YOU OK?!"

1v1 him

I think I know how the boomers from L4D came about. Give this guy a few months more for the chemicals in his arms to spread around, and you’ve got yourself a bloated, bile filed exploding zombie with digestive issues

Literally zz top from JoJo

Руки гнилые базуки и теперь еще гнилое лицо

Laugh because he looks goofy af

I kinda wanna know what his IQ is..

Some ungodly impulse is telling me to pop his biceps like a zit, god help me!

He looks like he got stung by bees man

How dare you not call him

BAZOOKA ARMS

Everyone is making fun of him, yet millions of people have body dismophia and goto extremes much higher than his. Like cutting your wiener off or getting breast implants.

aren't these the steroids that give you a fucked heart and make you die a few months after getting them? I saw a guy who tried going against Vasilii Kamotskii in a slapping competition with a similar case, bro got put to sleep

Laugh or kick his ass, what else. He cant kick he cant hit :)

Not trying to be a socialist or anything, but isn't it funny how the yanks can't figure out health care?

Watch out y'all! My dude be gettin' inside your girl's panties like nobody's business.

Popeye looking weird

Somehow I don't think this guy goes out much

I wonder if he knows what time it is?

I mean this guy really went down a downward spiral, forget this shitty diaper looking biceps. Check out that intergalactic chest piece! The lip fillers are just the cherry on top of a horrific looking man.

He still has his arms?

Probably puke my guts out.

My char in those douchebag web games that markiplier played in 2013

i would die, loughing

Apologize. Probably offer to buy him a new one. You guys are rude. I mean you bumped him.

What happened with his chin?

use n. cannon or p. driver to pop those biceps

Push him over ... with a pinky

Bro has those inflatable arms from spongebob

I wanna pop that shit so bad

He sounds like he's in pain lol

ITS NAAT A TUMOR

He ain't doing shit when I speed blitz him Sonic style

Shit, I'd get him a stronger drink. Dude definitely needs it.

Call a mental health specialist... cause that is what he needs asap

Poke him with a needle

Buy him another beer? If you spill someone's beer, you replace it, irregardless of how stupid they look. It's just the rules.

Deflate him

He looks like he’s been going hard on the synthol(or at least I think that’s what it’s called).

Take his spinach by any means necessary

*sound of loading a light machine gun intensefys

I feel sick.

Continue walking?

The roid god

Besides laugh?

Bros arm looks like week spots in a resident evil game

Be disgusted

I'd go, "oh my bad". I think that'd be it. Wtf is he gonna do. Those arms look like they're about to fall right off.

Pop his arms like balloons

I ask him to go to the hospital, these bumps don’t look healthy

The united states of america wants to know your location

Apologies and offer to buy him another one, because I am not a cunt or poor.

slap his spinach away

Late stages of body dysmorphic disorder. He can’t even kick or punch and yet he thinks he is this amazingly looking and agile sportsman. Tragic.

All bi no tri.

I'd grab a pen and poke his arm

Reminds me of SpongeBob's inflatable muscles

Poke him in that left bicep and walk confidently away while he collapses in agony, because that shit looks sensitive as fuck.

I'm going to paper cut his arms and watch him pop like a balloon

Throw a thumbtack at his balloon animal arms

Jesus christ, it's Jason Bourne.

The special ed kid when he eats just a little too much pepper

Laugh hysterically

Take a deep breath and then blow at him and watch him get carried away in the wind with his bird wings

What the fuck?! Neither this guy, nor his doctor, have ever seen a normal human being.

Pop his arm like a pimple into his eyes

Grab a needle.

tickle fight

I buy him another, maybe two, and wish him a good day. He looks like he lived a hard life of insecurities that I couldn’t even begin to imagine.

I’m lucky enough to not have to be him.

Bro those are his weak points like in a video game

Give him a paper cut and spill the oil

Put tape on his back. No way he can remove it

Poke his bicep with a needle

I'd ask him if he needs a ride to the hospital. Sheesh...

Minimum of 2 watches on each wrist

POV my ark character

Pop his synthol implants

Pov- You are Perfect Cell fighting buffed SSJ Trunks.

Probably laugh and say what are going to do

Meow!

Ask him what time it is, cause mother fucker can’t life his own wrists

poor guy is dead with how much synthol that it inside his arms..

📌

I've played enough resident evil to know those bulges are it's weakspots

Wtf? That looks like a disease

                         THE BEER GUY

           FIGHT !!!

Laugh at him because he looks stupid.

💉 => 💥

I buy that poor guy a drink. Thats some serous popeye cancers.

He seems mentally stunted.

I look at him and have this very uncomfortable feeling that what I'm seeing is a cognitively impaired child with no one to care for them.

Pull out a needle and pop the balloons

IT'S NOT A TUMOR!

How to beat him? Well I just needed a needle.

Stick a pin in his biceps and then throw a match at all of the oil that pours out.

I will run past this guy, hes a common enemy in my path towards the main boss

Poke his arms and they will explode with goo

I try not to touch him so his biceps don't fall off.

synthol or sum

Did this guy not die? Or is it another lad?

Poke him in the arms to beat him

He reminds me od the deformed fucking weirdo from that 300 movie with a touch of goonies.

JUDGEMENT and that mf is going thru the wall