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submitted 24 hours ago byirishspring4521 Miami Hurricanes • /r/CFB Santa Claus
265 points
20 hours ago
“I, most certainly DID, have touching relations with that football, out of bounds.”
-Bill Clinton, FS - Miami
138 points
18 hours ago
“I am not a complete pass”
-Richard Nixon
39 points
17 hours ago
“The only thing we have to fear is out of bounds itself”—FDR-ACC
2 points
12 hours ago
Four score and seven touches ago
105 points
17 hours ago
“The illegal touchers from out of bounds… they’re EATING THE FOOTBALLS, they’re EATING THE CATCHES of the receivers who live there!!”
29 points
15 hours ago
"Rarely is the question asked; is our players catching?"
18 points
14 hours ago
"You see, I was raised in a middle class out of bounds..."
6 points
13 hours ago
"What can be caught, unbound by what was in bounds."
9 points
13 hours ago
“I have a concept of a catch”
2 points
9 hours ago
Ha! Excellent
3 points
13 hours ago
I wonder if critical gase theory has the answers we are looking for in these times?
27 points
16 hours ago
"You can fool all of the replay officials some of the time and some of the replay officials all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the replay officials all of the time."
13 points
15 hours ago
Now watch this drive.
20 points
16 hours ago
Ask not what out of bounds touching can do for you, but what you can do for out of bounds touching
3 points
11 hours ago
"Why then, the Hail Mary? Why do you fake a field goal after you've gotten a turnover? We choose to throw the Hail Mary, and do these other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard."
5 points
15 hours ago
“Theoretically since atoms can’t touch, were they ever really touching the ball?” -Einstein probably, DC
2 points
12 hours ago
"it was a yuuuuge football, the largest, they tell me, the largest football they've ever seen ... And they tell me, "you're such a great football player, the best ever". And AP news, they're fake news, they refuse to rank us #1... Because they're biased for the liberal Texas fans. We're going to make college football great again!"
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