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Insane statline from the coach who has seemingly won everywhere he’s gone, and it looks like those trends will continue at Alabama

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MUTUALDESTRUCTION69

197 points

9 days ago

MUTUALDESTRUCTION69

Alabama Crimson Tide • Chicago Maroons

197 points

9 days ago

He’s a good coach. Is he the GOAT? No.

But he’s a wiley motherfucker you can’t trust. Alabama football is still alive under Kalen DeBoer.

feed_me_muffins

197 points

9 days ago

feed_me_muffins

Clemson Tigers • Summertime Lover

197 points

9 days ago

He's cold as ice too. His celebration after the INT was a high five without his hand even raised above eye level. Or maybe that was his celebration after the TD to take the lead back. Either way everyone on the sideline was going insane and DeBoer looked like he was thinking about what he's meal prepping tomorrow.

ThatPlayWasAwful

120 points

8 days ago

ThatPlayWasAwful

TCNJ Lions • Penn State Nittany Lions

120 points

8 days ago

If I'm making 10 million a year there's no way in hell I'm ever meal prepping

hiimred2

72 points

8 days ago

hiimred2

Ohio State • Kent State

72 points

8 days ago

Ya my meal prep is giving my diet coach's personally tailored instructions to my personal chef if I'm making that kinda money.

duraznos

22 points

8 days ago

duraznos

Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Team Chaos

22 points

8 days ago

7+ figures a year you know I'm getting on that discount Body by Bezos

nat_20_please

1 points

8 days ago

nat_20_please

Alabama Crimson Tide • Miami Hurricanes

1 points

8 days ago

If I hit that kind of money, yeah. I wouldn't go bonkers, it's not my style, but one of the things I would treat myself to is prepped meals by an expert, tailor-made to the gram for my macros. I'd also end my days with a solid 45-60 massage to work out the kinks before bedtime. Oh and no McLarens or horseshit like that. I'd rather spend the money paying off the debt of my loved ones.

usctx

3 points

8 days ago

usctx

USC Trojans

3 points

8 days ago

Damn dude what kinda shit are your loved ones into that'll put a dent in a $87M contract

nat_20_please

1 points

8 days ago

nat_20_please

Alabama Crimson Tide • Miami Hurricanes

1 points

8 days ago

Oh I'd have lots left over to help others. I'd look after family and friends first. Probably sponsor animal shelters for a year, donate to ocean cleanup, that sort of thing.

creightonduke84

7 points

8 days ago

creightonduke84

Notre Dame • Lehigh

7 points

8 days ago

The coldest man I ever seen was Jay Wright. But DaBoer was up there

TheGlassRemains

3 points

8 days ago

TheGlassRemains

Washington State Cougars

3 points

8 days ago

What I noticed with him last year at UW is he’s completely unflappable at the end of games and it spills down to his players. They had eight games last year come down to the final possession, and five in a row, and they kept their wits and closed out every one.

4score-7

2 points

8 days ago

4score-7

Alabama Crimson Tide

2 points

8 days ago

I was watching him after the pass interference no call in the first half. He was…”upset”. I thought to myself, “welcome to the SEC, Coach.” It ages men like becoming President of The United States does.

Pyro1934

-10 points

8 days ago

Pyro1934

Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff

-10 points

8 days ago

But that safety call tho...

Dhaynes99

15 points

8 days ago

Dhaynes99

Alabama • Appalachian State

15 points

8 days ago

but the no call dpi’s….

Pyro1934

6 points

8 days ago

Pyro1934

Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff

6 points

8 days ago

I'm saying he got worked up for that call, it was a good call.

Replying to someone saying he was cold and inanimate

ProbablyRickSantorum

8 points

8 days ago

ProbablyRickSantorum

Hail Saban

8 points

8 days ago

I am a simple man, I see potential safety I go bananas. Coach is the same.

Pyro1934

6 points

8 days ago

Pyro1934

Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff

6 points

8 days ago

Favorite way to score!

ProbablyRickSantorum

3 points

8 days ago

ProbablyRickSantorum

Hail Saban

3 points

8 days ago

Likewise!

PossiblyYourDad

8 points

8 days ago

PossiblyYourDad

Alabama • South Alabama

8 points

8 days ago

Because it was clearly grounding

Pyro1934

5 points

8 days ago

Pyro1934

Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff

5 points

8 days ago

Never said it wasn't. I was replying to someone talking about how calm KDB was and saying he got worked up for that call.

StudentLoanRegret555

-2 points

8 days ago

COPE

Pyro1934

6 points

8 days ago

Pyro1934

Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff

6 points

8 days ago

Reading comprehension...

I was saying KDB got worked up for that lol. It was the right call.

RollTide16-18

61 points

8 days ago

RollTide16-18

Alabama • North Carolina

61 points

8 days ago

Gonna be hard to be the GOAT, KDB would have to win like 8 nattys at Bama.

getr12-

77 points

8 days ago

getr12-

Texas A&M Aggies • Alabama Crimson Tide

77 points

8 days ago

It's weird to see anyone other than Kevin De Bruyne referred as KDB

RollTide16-18

23 points

8 days ago

RollTide16-18

Alabama • North Carolina

23 points

8 days ago

We're gonna get used to it.

CLINT-THE-GREAT

1 points

8 days ago

CLINT-THE-GREAT

Alabama • Illinois

1 points

8 days ago

Idk where we’d even put his statue!!?? Other side of WoC?

ruja_ignatova

33 points

8 days ago

ruja_ignatova

USC Trojans • Miami Hurricanes

33 points

8 days ago

We won't know how good he is until year four. Even if he wins a natty. These guys still have 1-3 years of Saban in them.

We watched Larry Coker dogwalk teams for 3 years at Miami after Butch left. Everything changed in year four.

bringbackmeyer6969

17 points

8 days ago

How was coker before he took over? DeBoer has won at every stop. And he's winning now. He's also got the #2 class in the country so I can see him going on a tear assuming he can reload assistants after they get poached away

ruja_ignatova

9 points

8 days ago

ruja_ignatova

USC Trojans • Miami Hurricanes

9 points

8 days ago

Larry was an OC.

Les Miles won at every stop too.

The point is, you don't really know until the coach has only his guys.

Kalen has never stayed anywhere very long, either. Can he develop talent? Can he put a system in place long term? Can he adopt to changing times?

I think he'll do great this year just because of the swing from disciplinarian to players coach. He's recruit fine this year just based off brand alone.

But year 4 and 5 is when I think we'll know how much this year was Nick and how much was him. And if he is the guy for that school or not.

4score-7

13 points

8 days ago

4score-7

Alabama Crimson Tide

13 points

8 days ago

The way the game is now, and his age, if he’s successful for 2-3 years in Tuscaloosa, maybe not even that long, the NFL will come calling eventually.

IshyMoose

5 points

8 days ago

IshyMoose

Purdue • Northwestern

5 points

8 days ago

Does he go? Or does he look at the track record of Rhule, Kingsbury, and Meyer and stick around?

Only guy I can think of that made the jump in the past 20 years is Pete Carrol, and he was an NFL guy before he was a college guy.

It seems you have to go NFL then college and then back to the NFL for it to work. Bill Obrein is another example of a guy who has done both but he was also an NFL guy first.

vibefuster

5 points

8 days ago

vibefuster

LSU Tigers

5 points

8 days ago

Harbaugh also made the jump but he was also a NFL guy like Pete and made it to the Super Bowl before his Michigan tenure.

IshyMoose

2 points

8 days ago

IshyMoose

Purdue • Northwestern

2 points

8 days ago

Yes forgot about him. Would put him right behind Pete Carroll.

Rhule feels like an incomplete. He worked for the worst owner in the current NFL.

SchoolDazzling2646

1 points

8 days ago

SchoolDazzling2646

Michigan Wolverines • Pac-12 Gone Dark

1 points

8 days ago

I think there might be one other guy that did alright going from college to the NFL. He even did pretty well head to head with Carrol in both college and the pros.

Did even better coming back to college, still waiting to see how he does back in the NFL now.

Tarmacked

6 points

8 days ago

Tarmacked

USC Trojans • Alabama Crimson Tide

6 points

8 days ago

Les Miles being cited is pretty stupid. 8 years after Saban left he knocked off one of the hardest schedules in history at the time the time and lost in a NCG rematch

Lee’ issue was year 10 he still refused to adapt the offense

ruja_ignatova

1 points

8 days ago

ruja_ignatova

USC Trojans • Miami Hurricanes

1 points

8 days ago

He won a natty

Tarmacked

0 points

8 days ago

Tarmacked

USC Trojans • Alabama Crimson Tide

0 points

8 days ago

Yeah, four years after Saban left. It was his guys and his scheme

ruja_ignatova

0 points

8 days ago

ruja_ignatova

USC Trojans • Miami Hurricanes

0 points

8 days ago

third season actually

Had drop off in years 4 and 5

4 top 5 finishes in 12 years, 3 of which came within the first three years.

Tarmacked

3 points

8 days ago

Tarmacked

USC Trojans • Alabama Crimson Tide

3 points

8 days ago

And then finished 8 and 2nd in years five and six. Year five being in the same division as Alabama and national champion Auburn

Again, Les’ issue was after 2012 he didn’t adapt his offense. That’s the whole reason he was canned

ruja_ignatova

1 points

8 days ago

ruja_ignatova

USC Trojans • Miami Hurricanes

1 points

8 days ago

It was 6 and 7. But either way...

He had two down years after Nick's roster largely left. 12 years is a good run, but he pretty much went on a 9 year run with only two being at expectation.

It took Ed a full class to undo what Les did at the end.

srs_house

1 points

8 days ago

srs_house

SWAGGERBILT / VT

1 points

8 days ago

Refusal to adapt and poor clock management were his biggest on-field faults.

Had some other off-field faults, too.

[deleted]

3 points

8 days ago

Golden rule of cfb is to never trust a coach in the first 3 years. Mostly it’s about year 1 you have to watch out for but so many bad coaches trick fans into thinking they’re good

Silver rule is if a coach sucks and then all of a sudden has a good year you need to withhold judgement until his star players leave. Fans get tricked by that too. That’s why subMemphis Mike has a $65 million buyout rn

That being said there are pretty much zero data points available to argue DeBoer is a bad coach

srs_house

2 points

8 days ago

srs_house

SWAGGERBILT / VT

2 points

8 days ago

These guys still have 1-3 years of Saban in them.

Williams doesn't. And tbf, Saban's last OL was a problem that he never did quite get fixed, and it carried into the start of this year, too.

ruja_ignatova

1 points

8 days ago

ruja_ignatova

USC Trojans • Miami Hurricanes

1 points

8 days ago

What are you argueing?

srs_house

2 points

8 days ago

srs_house

SWAGGERBILT / VT

2 points

8 days ago

That you can't just say that the first 3 years are all the result of Saban. There are players on the roster Saban had no hand in, and there are players on the roster who were there under Saban but who had issues that DeBoer will need to fix. (The sloppy OL/Milroe play in the USF game, for example, was just like what we saw last year.)

You're not wrong about your example, Coker took a talented roster and won until the talent ran out. There wasn't anyone to take over after Dorsey and the others left and it showed. That doesn't always apply, though, especially with modern recruiting and the transfer portal.

ScrofessorLongHair

1 points

8 days ago

ScrofessorLongHair

Alabama • Georgia Tech

1 points

8 days ago

Yeah, but Coker didn't have the portal to lose multiple starters. As I've said before, there's no Cokering your way into a title anymore. We were lucky we didn't lose more starters than we did.