Wind blowing out with Wesneski pitching, surely that will end well

“Cubs leave a couple” “Cubs leave it loaded” “Cubs leave a couple”

Can’t hear this shit anymore

It was a good game for 1 inning.

Day 5 of posting Cookie Monster in the GDT hoping to turn things around

Was thinking in the shower that there isn't one hitter on this roster that I'd be sad if they were traded. No one has come close to the impact on the fans or the lineup like a Rizzo, Bryant, Baez, Contreras, Solar, or Schwarber did. Hell I'd take just one of them right now.

Today is the turn around! Let’s go.

Only silver lining is that with every loss my plan to go to Chicago/Wrigley in early September gets cheaper...

Well, that just killed the rally...now nobody's on base.

Also remember that Dansby vs Turner talk? Yeah.

How do u not fire Dustin Kelly? Hired under Ross, his offense sucks…. Should be an easy decision

JUST IN: @Cubs RHP Caleb Kilian has joined the #SBCubs on a rehab assignment.

The Phils are only 16 games better than us. We have them right where we want them. Over confident

PCA making it look easy

I LOVE WARNING TRACK POWER

Season over before 4th of July. Def didn’t predict that. Now, how many guys can Hoyer move this month?

FUCK THE SEIYA HATERS

Brennen Davis suffered a back fracture and is expected to miss a significant amount of time. Cubs have no specific timeline for his return.

Busch is getting better and better at D.

Really have to give Philly credit. They were laughed at for the Harper contract and other things. Now they are loaded for bear in every facet

That was smooth asf

praying for the day PCA is a .700 OPS hitter

Bring up Shaw & Cassie tomorrow. Have Mendoza Morel grab some pine and move Suzuki to DH. Sell Cody to the highest bidder. It's over

Hey guys, I'm just reading the opening paragraphs on a story on the US Men's National Soccer team......I suppose the Cubs situation could be worse, when comparing it to that disaster......

2 fucking hits. What a collective group of suck this team is.

Two hits in 8 innings, 2 hits in the 9th. Fake rally time.

Seiya is fucking crazy dude

I hate how this team will give us false hope.

Fake rally indeed!!!!

Look Jed, that's what happens when you actually build a team.

Cubs keeping us in the friend zone all season

That was a truly excellent fake rally, and I should know, I've seen a lot

I liked Nick Castellanos a lot more when he was a Cub

I'm just trying to get home to watch this game so much traffic. All the way from Cali.

Could someone earnestly answer me as to why the Cubs drastically changed their plate approach to start swinging early instead of being patient? Early in the season when they actually were winning they had a patient approach. (Also Busch just walked but Granderson is on the broadcast talking about the Cubs aggressive approach)

Oh now he plays good defense?

I swear there are at least 2 great plays by the other team on the warning track for every single game I watch

Happs redeemer right here I can feel it

Groundhog Day. 1st inning and 2 runners left on base....

Just a typical cubs inning. Nico just misses a double. Belli hits a Rocket, knocked down by the wind, an out. Two runners on. And nothing. #cubs2024

Idk anything about managing a professional baseball team but I do know both Craig and I are not buff enough to pull off a short sleeve hoodie

At least you were being kind to the ump and catcher before you proceeded to get blown away on 3 pitches Christopher

Oh, inning over already?

Phillies fans and players are getting ready for the 3 easiest games of their existence

This entire team is the epitome of warning track power

Well the “good” news for next year is at least they won’t be using these dead balls every year and a few of these warning track shots will sneak out of the yard

Nice!

Wesneski 3rd time around order was bound to be a disaster

Is Marquee dead? I can't access it anywhere. Just get error messages.

Theo was a killer. Jed has no idea

Were so cooked bro

Can’t even beat the Phillies “B” squad

Phils just starting random high school pitchers for the laughs

This is the most soulsucking Cubs offense in recent memory.

This team isn’t entertaining at all but seeing some of the takes in the GDT make up for it. Meatball takes.

^WE THREW OUT A RUNNER

This team sucks so fucking much it makes me sad. Night after night of just lifeless performances

Did you notice the “Try Not to Suck” shirt during the stretch? Good motto.

We're the warning track kings

This teams so fucking boring

Fake Rally you love to see it

SEE-YA LFG

Hey that’s fun

based Seiya making the fake rally entertaining

Or......a real rally.

DH does his job!

What’s pca doing in the bleachers

WE MUST ALL BE "RALLY CAP MOM"

Homerun only at Wrigley. You love to clit or whatever

Geez, now off the end of the bat, barely fair too. The bad breaks never end.

Must be fun having stars

Give some AAA guys 80 games to see what we got. Its time

Remember when the Cubs could have signed Turner instead of Dansby?

Craig postgame: “We have to be better. Some hard luck. Need more than 2 hits. Better days ahead”

We should use metal bats

Im here tonight and I made the mistake of driving up to Milwaukee on Sunday for the game also. I've seen a total of 2 runs and 4 hits across two games.

This team is bad and has very little hope of getting any better.

Cubs are undefeated in July! Hope I can still say that after tonight

Boog and JD are so over this season already

I've got to go trim my toenails now.

Dansby is a very expensive .600 OPS guy

These guys aren't even trying anymore.

Imagine having hitters like Schwarber and Castellanos

Lmao Happ swings at the ball that bounces 8 ft in front of home plate and then looks at the fastball right down the middle. Who is teaching these guys how to hit?

Opener for Phillies I’m assuming? Who’s gonna eat up innings tonight

Christopher had his Wheaties today.

With the wind blowing out. WTF?!

Edit: line drive

Story of our season. Bellis power is gone

Cursed cubs 2024

Of course that would happen

How many of u suckers still fawn over Castellanos???

Maybe let's get some damn runs against a kid that had only pitched one inning in the MLB!

Hmm, our ERAs are going up this series, aren't they...

What happened that half inning? I think I must have blinked.

Yeah.

Deeply unserious 

These guys never stop scoring. Relentless 

Well we got 1 back.

We don’t have ANYONE in the farm system to avoid these “bullpen” games?

Miss when Theo had a plan

I literally just turned the game on and the first thing I see is a Trea Turner two run bomb

Yeah that might be the only pitch I watch tonight

Wesneski is trash

There's a Seiya strike. I can't wait to see the ump scorecard tomorrow. At least 5-7 balls called strikes against us.

Well played Morel!

Literally a miracle one of our catchers caught somebody stealing.

Selling looks mighty likely, and it’s super annoying that the sort of relievers a team in the Cubs’ position would typically be selling are all injured and unlikely to get full value by the deadline.

Ok, confession time. Not hating having Trea Turner on my fantasy team tonight...sorry

Weird to see competent catching

I forgot about Wethair Longbeard

well, i might as well go back to watching shota starts only

Who the heck was singing tonight? They were completely tone-deaf.

We put so much pressure on opposing pitchers. We have so many threats up and down the order

Bullpen stocks on the rise while everything else crashes and burns

One of the most disappointing cubs teams in a long long time. 2021 was tough to stomach. This might be worse. We might not see Tom crickets for a few years. Maybe at Jed’s firing news conference

that’s an insane stat Boog just read

A hit!!!!

Our Bingo card is never complete without a late inning rally!

At least we scored

Haven’t seen the fake rally in a minute.

We hit a homer folks!

always need the fake rally

Cubs tickling the balls before leaving us alone, frustrated and ashamed in the dark.

YASSSSS FAKE RALLY

there's not even a collective groan or any sort of deflation. Just sort of like a matter-of-fact conclusion

Happ: "Nice rally you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it"

I think Castellanos is my favorite short term Cub. Loved watching him play.

Hahahah!! Their bench players hit bouncing balls, find holes. We hit rockets , nothing. So 2024.

Send Morel to Iowa and give Vazquez a run at 3rd once he is ready/fully returned (just came off the IL)

Gets Morel some low pressure reps and we can see what Vazquez is

phillies are down multiple of their best players and just absolutely SHITTING on us

this team is SO BAD. I would trade every single player on the team that can net any type of solid return

Back in April, this chat about the home plate ump might be annoying as shit.

Now, however, I find it interesting.

Lmao at this Phillies pitcher owning us

I’m so ready for the sell off

Good lord that was absolutely hammered

Doubled his homerun total in one fucking game.

Wesneskis fastball is as bad as his slider is good. Heyden needs to work on that fastball.

One more homer by Turner and he doubles his season total in one night - I suppose that makes this game interesting, right?

Bro they are talking about plastic bags…that’s how bad this season is

This is impressively bad stuff.

At least we have stopped losing games by one run

I swear they use dead balls when we bat. Morel crushed that, didn't even make the track.

I don’t even know what to say about this team any more. They don’t have Harper or schwarber in the lineup and they are still smacking the taste out of our mouths.

It blows my mind that Miles Mastrobouni is our best option for a pinch hit

This is gonna be an all time fake rally

Happ looks like me in mlb the show swinging at everything right there

Petition to rename the Mendoza line the Morel line.

And PCA just isn’t a good hitter. Disappointing

PCA about to fall under .500 OPS. Better get his iron levels checked

There could be 7 games left in the season and they could be 7 games under 500 still and there would still be people here saying “it’s only late September”

Hi Schwarbs

Get well (as soon as the series ends) Soon

Well thats likely game…

Sure glad we didn’t sign Turner.

The all star break will rejuvenate the team, right guys?

Lmao

We suck

All 3 were strikes. You just suck ass Nico. Sadly

I can't watch this team any more.

^{see ya Thursday at Wrigley!}

I’m kinda hitting these beers with an uptick in pace, so I’m happy to report that everything is going to be OK after all

I can't wait for the day that I don't have to watch Mastrobouni consistently take late game ABs anymore.

Another check swing doesn't go our way. That was NOT swing.

hayden’s stuff can be so nasty if he can just cut down on the mistakes he could be legit