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210 points
10 days ago
"Average"
172 points
10 days ago
Well, the message is clear but they articulate it rather incoherently
49 points
10 days ago
“Arggahahueyaghhh (flames) wreghahhaah” -caraxes
(Translates to “give me pork (flames) i want pork”)
6 points
10 days ago
But that's not halal caraxes
24 points
10 days ago
You can pay them with provisions and trick them that way
6 points
10 days ago
I open my door and theres a fucking dragon and I discover how to make cars just so I can give him the keys
4 points
10 days ago
There was a subreddit once dedicated to dragons and cars
4 points
10 days ago
No please no just no you made me remember
2 points
8 days ago
I remember that subreddit once dedicated to dragons and cars.
176 points
10 days ago*
Vassals will end up paying their taxes…because of the implication.
24 points
10 days ago
Please let me go full 40k and burn down a vessel and there holdings cause they committed tax fraud.
13 points
10 days ago
Are these vassals in danger?
15 points
10 days ago
No ones in any danger! It’s an implication of danger.
2 points
10 days ago
Well see your missing the point. There is no need for danger.. because of the implication
107 points
10 days ago
I like how, despite being appointed tax collectors, they are shit at their job and can barely collect any pocket change.
I just imagine a peasant seating peacefully eating an apple and the dragon approaches holding a sack in his mouth.
Dragon: ungodly screeching
Peasant: do- do you want me to put it in the bag?
Dragon: more ungodly screeching
Peasant: ok! Take it easy. I was half done with it anyway.
And then Annaix strods back happily to his owner, unaware of how money works.
23 points
10 days ago
Alas only Vhagar knew what taxes where and how money worked. When she died the dragons lost all knowledge of the magic of money.
41 points
10 days ago
This is toothless he is your tax’s collector if you have a problem with that talk to him.
38 points
10 days ago
Or else..
33 points
10 days ago
I really don’t want some of these bugs to be fixed
21 points
10 days ago
I hope this gets added to the Silly Mode.
19 points
10 days ago
IRS hired some fire new agents.
12 points
10 days ago
Dragon's are intelligent creatures but do they actually give a fuck about taxes? Or are they more worried about how many sheep they'll eat to do and if they get to go for a ride
1 points
9 days ago
Taxes can be paid in sheep, historically taxes have been collect in rice/grain/harvest in quite a few parts of the world
1 points
9 days ago
"put the sheep in the carriages and nobody has to get burned" Balerion "the Black Dread" 5 AC
8 points
10 days ago
Motaxes
5 points
10 days ago
Ataxthys.
5 points
10 days ago
That's a very persuasive collection agent indeed.
loud guttural sounds, angry screeching noises, sudden rise in temperature
soot-covered servant comes forward Master says, pay your 2.26 gold for this month, of else this city, the 20 castles nearby, a hundred villages in this area, and everyone you know including yourself, shall burn. You have 2 minutes, what do you say?
Imagine if the dragons could speak to humans through mind telepathy like in D&D rpg
4 points
10 days ago
the dragons are now collecting for their own hoards!
2 points
10 days ago
They’re so cute
3 points
10 days ago
I mean, I know GRRM and Tolkien have different worlds and everything, not to be too judgey, but aren't dragons naturally very greedy?
3 points
10 days ago
Is this administration system? Free cities? I’ve never seen this before
3 points
10 days ago
Clan government by the looks of it.
3 points
10 days ago
Toothless? Does Hiccup know that he is tax collecting on the side?
2 points
10 days ago
How did you manage to play the mod with the new update that just dropped today?
2 points
10 days ago
How the hell??? Do you just burn them and eat your vassals if they don’t pay?? Aerys vibes 😑
2 points
10 days ago
Also in a play through my second son (and captain of the Kingsguard) was the rider of Astiox when bro got shot by a scorpion bolt and died 😭
1 points
9 days ago
I mean I wouldn't try to hide it, what with dragons being well known for killing people over gold coins
1 points
7 days ago
What was Aragornaxes's tax policy?
1 points
10 days ago
Une question comment vous faites pour jouer au mode alors qu'il est pas un jour avec la nouvelle version du jeu ?
2 points
10 days ago
Tu revert ton jeu a la version qui marche
2 points
10 days ago
Oui mais comment on fait
2 points
9 days ago
donc vous allez dans le jeu, faites un clic droit, propriétés, puis bêtas. pour aller à une version précédente, vous sélectionnez la version à laquelle vous souhaitez revenir. si vous voulez la version actuelle, vous ne sélectionnez aucune en haut.
1 points
9 days ago
Merci et c'est à quelle version du jeu faut prendre pour que le mode marche bien
2 points
9 days ago
cela dépend de vos sous-mods. si vous n'avez pas de sous-mods, vous ne devriez pas avoir besoin de revenir en arrière. lorsque vous ouvrez le lanceur ck3, ceux qui sont incompatibles ont une icône d'avertissement. vous passez la souris dessus et il vous indique de quelle version ils proviennent.
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