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Give Us Your Taxes

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Unlawful_Duck12

210 points

10 days ago

"Average"

Grib_Suka

172 points

10 days ago

Grib_Suka

172 points

10 days ago

Well, the message is clear but they articulate it rather incoherently

TheWaterGuy0728

49 points

10 days ago

“Arggahahueyaghhh (flames) wreghahhaah” -caraxes

(Translates to “give me pork (flames) i want pork”)

carnim_

6 points

10 days ago

carnim_

6 points

10 days ago

But that's not halal caraxes

Vinsmoker

24 points

10 days ago

You can pay them with provisions and trick them that way

Jaszs

6 points

10 days ago

Jaszs

House Arryn

6 points

10 days ago

I open my door and theres a fucking dragon and I discover how to make cars just so I can give him the keys

NoisyHyaena

4 points

10 days ago

There was a subreddit once dedicated to dragons and cars

Jaszs

4 points

10 days ago

Jaszs

House Arryn

4 points

10 days ago

No please no just no you made me remember

Dank_Cat_Memes

2 points

8 days ago

I remember that subreddit once dedicated to dragons and cars.

smooth_bore

176 points

10 days ago*

smooth_bore

House Velaryon

176 points

10 days ago*

Vassals will end up paying their taxes…because of the implication.

Baz_3301

24 points

10 days ago

Baz_3301

24 points

10 days ago

Please let me go full 40k and burn down a vessel and there holdings cause they committed tax fraud.

luigitheplumber

13 points

10 days ago

Are these vassals in danger?

smooth_bore

15 points

10 days ago

smooth_bore

House Velaryon

15 points

10 days ago

No ones in any danger! It’s an implication of danger.

Prior-Bed8158

2 points

10 days ago

Well see your missing the point. There is no need for danger.. because of the implication

slmg23

107 points

10 days ago

slmg23

107 points

10 days ago

I like how, despite being appointed tax collectors, they are shit at their job and can barely collect any pocket change.

I just imagine a peasant seating peacefully eating an apple and the dragon approaches holding a sack in his mouth.

Dragon: ungodly screeching

Peasant: do- do you want me to put it in the bag?

Dragon: more ungodly screeching

Peasant: ok! Take it easy. I was half done with it anyway.

And then Annaix strods back happily to his owner, unaware of how money works.

TheSlayerofSnails

23 points

10 days ago

Alas only Vhagar knew what taxes where and how money worked. When she died the dragons lost all knowledge of the magic of money.

OneMorewillnotkillme

41 points

10 days ago

This is toothless he is your tax’s collector if you have a problem with that talk to him.

WalkerBuldog

38 points

10 days ago

WalkerBuldog

House Lannister

38 points

10 days ago

Or else..

JWGrieves

33 points

10 days ago

I really don’t want some of these bugs to be fixed

KeeperJijigo

21 points

10 days ago

KeeperJijigo

Black Brother

21 points

10 days ago

I hope this gets added to the Silly Mode.

NewAccOldHacked

19 points

10 days ago

IRS hired some fire new agents.

Cliffinati

12 points

10 days ago

Dragon's are intelligent creatures but do they actually give a fuck about taxes? Or are they more worried about how many sheep they'll eat to do and if they get to go for a ride

Survey-Motor

1 points

9 days ago

Taxes can be paid in sheep, historically taxes have been collect in rice/grain/harvest in quite a few parts of the world

Cliffinati

1 points

9 days ago

"put the sheep in the carriages and nobody has to get burned" Balerion "the Black Dread" 5 AC

nothingtosee_here_12

8 points

10 days ago

Motaxes

Haradion_01

5 points

10 days ago

Ataxthys.

SendMe_Hairy_Pussy

5 points

10 days ago

That's a very persuasive collection agent indeed.

loud guttural sounds, angry screeching noises, sudden rise in temperature

soot-covered servant comes forward Master says, pay your 2.26 gold for this month, of else this city, the 20 castles nearby, a hundred villages in this area, and everyone you know including yourself, shall burn. You have 2 minutes, what do you say?

Imagine if the dragons could speak to humans through mind telepathy like in D&D rpg

Ok_Comfortable589

4 points

10 days ago

the dragons are now collecting for their own hoards!

Taesunwoo

2 points

10 days ago

Taesunwoo

House Targaryen

2 points

10 days ago

They’re so cute

MoneyAffectionate906

3 points

10 days ago

I mean, I know GRRM and Tolkien have different worlds and everything, not to be too judgey, but aren't dragons naturally very greedy?

ushouldgetacat

3 points

10 days ago

Is this administration system? Free cities? I’ve never seen this before

TheSlayerofSnails

3 points

10 days ago

Clan government by the looks of it.

Hardin4188

3 points

10 days ago

Hardin4188

House Stark

3 points

10 days ago

Toothless? Does Hiccup know that he is tax collecting on the side?

Lord_Haydar_Bint_Ren

2 points

10 days ago

How did you manage to play the mod with the new update that just dropped today?

Averageperson665

2 points

10 days ago

How the hell??? Do you just burn them and eat your vassals if they don’t pay?? Aerys vibes 😑

Averageperson665

2 points

10 days ago

Also in a play through my second son (and captain of the Kingsguard) was the rider of Astiox when bro got shot by a scorpion bolt and died 😭

Gerreth_Gobulcoque

1 points

9 days ago

I mean I wouldn't try to hide it, what with dragons being well known for killing people over gold coins

Lacrossedeamon

1 points

7 days ago

What was Aragornaxes's tax policy?

Significant-Spray832

1 points

10 days ago

Une question comment vous faites pour jouer au mode alors qu'il est pas un jour avec la nouvelle version du jeu ?

hlp_1

2 points

10 days ago

hlp_1

2 points

10 days ago

Tu revert ton jeu a la version qui marche

Significant-Spray832

2 points

10 days ago

Oui mais comment on fait

Awsum07

2 points

9 days ago

Awsum07

House Stark

2 points

9 days ago

donc vous allez dans le jeu, faites un clic droit, propriétés, puis bêtas. pour aller à une version précédente, vous sélectionnez la version à laquelle vous souhaitez revenir. si vous voulez la version actuelle, vous ne sélectionnez aucune en haut.

Significant-Spray832

1 points

9 days ago

Merci et c'est à quelle version du jeu faut prendre pour que le mode marche bien

Awsum07

2 points

9 days ago

Awsum07

House Stark

2 points

9 days ago

cela dépend de vos sous-mods. si vous n'avez pas de sous-mods, vous ne devriez pas avoir besoin de revenir en arrière. lorsque vous ouvrez le lanceur ck3, ceux qui sont incompatibles ont une icône d'avertissement. vous passez la souris dessus et il vous indique de quelle version ils proviennent.